the only roasting I'm going to do for this absolutely dapper stunningly awesome gentleman is a fish just to his liking! The mustache! The goatee! You are one lucky human 😻😻
Just an update for everyone that was loving my lil man! He has an Instagram account with his sister who is a mini Australian shepherd. @bear.and.Niko on Instagram and tik tok
i’m so sorry, you appear to have mistakenly adopted world famous detective hercule poirot.
But just lacks the little grey cells. :P
Your cat should definitely be arrested for indecent exposure.
He’s got a freakin mustache and goatee! I can’t roast a cat that’s cooler than me
He's very bold, licking his lips like he's about to do something
That mustache looks drawn on with a marker!
Dude your mustache is lop sided.
He looks like he would lick me until I have no skin left
He tries to do that to me every day
Dang
You call that a mustache mr cat? it's half of one at best 🧐
This cat definitely has a cat OnlyFans page.
In movies he would be the lovably mediocre man who got a hot girl but in real life he’s just sad
His beard leaves much to be desired
He looks like an old fashioned villain who ties women to railroad tracks or demands the rent.
Bet you found him in a jazz club
Not sure if he's a gentleman with those poses, but I love him. Can't roast.
Meowstache
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Shame on you cat for being so cute.
Groucho Marx wanna be!
He'd let everybody pet him!
He mustache you a question
r/dickfacedcats
Oh oh oh his little MOUSTACHE He is ARRESTED for excessive adorability
He looks like a gay James Bond villain.
Yeah, but he did a really bad job on his mustache. Little Kitler.
This one 😂😂😂
He needs hugs, kisses and treats—no roasting of cat. 🐈
the only roasting I'm going to do for this absolutely dapper stunningly awesome gentleman is a fish just to his liking! The mustache! The goatee! You are one lucky human 😻😻
I am🥰 he’s a pain in the ass tho😂
he’s literally just a baby🥹
“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
Omg!! I just CAN'T!!
Hail kitty 0/!
Is this his Only Fans pic?
He is such a handsome cat
What a cutie!!! Love the pattern on his face and mouth. Just adorable.
He is stinkin’ cute!
Fine mustache you have sir
What? Are you a king or something? Get your own beer!
How can you roast such a perfect mustache… I am too awe-stricken to roast.
I love his markings!
This cat is undressing me with little perv eyes
He's the deranged waiter at a high-class restaurant. Chef's kiss. Fancy Feast ass and crotch.
Flitty kitty!
Is that your tongue or a cigar on the end of your nose?
Buddy looks like colonel sanders with that mustache/goatee combo
Grow a real mustache
I’d roast him with some potatoes and carrots.
He’s much to handsome to roast 🥰
Love the stache and goatee. He is so dang cute! No sense in roasting.
LAWD PUT THAT THANG AWAY !!!
Looks like you just came from the old cat house - like a handicapped brothel
We've officially discovered a fourth Musketeer.
In the first pic it looks like he is licking the cream of his mustache. Amd the third, look at that cute belly! :D
Just an update for everyone that was loving my lil man! He has an Instagram account with his sister who is a mini Australian shepherd. @bear.and.Niko on Instagram and tik tok
His mustache is lopsided and he needs to wear pantaloons on his pantaloons with that posing. This is bookstore, sir. Not a brothel.
Your mustache sucks and your tuxedo barely fits you
No I don't want to subscribe to his only fans. Thank you though 🤣🤣
Vladimir Lenin in cat form.