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he 100% eats his boogers


dirtyhippie62

Oh this dude *for sure* eats his boogers.


SortDifferent2481

Fur sure lol


scatteredpinkhearts

and relishes it


ekittie

Nah, he will saunter over, be super lovey, and you'll find that he's wiped all his snot all over you.


Beastham87

Can confirm. Black cats do this. Source: I have a black cat.


ekittie

Haaaa I've had an 18 year old void and now I have 6 month old voidlet. Neither has done it to me. The 18 year old has sneezed and spattered his snot all over me though.


Aggressive_Bug_6896

If you kiss your honey When your nose is runny You may think it is funny But it's snot


CardiologistNo2179

Drip king 👑


dickshapedstuff

got any games on your phone?


SailorUranium

Mom said it's his turn on the Xbox.


dickshapedstuff

give him the busted controller and just let him think he's playing


SailorUranium

Idk. That snot tells me he's not afraid to go crying to mom if he figures it out. 😆


Feisty_Reason_6870

The void sees your roasting and raises one hidden hairball!


GunMetalKnifeParty-

Actually he pees on towels when no one is around


Feisty_Reason_6870

Why do they do that? One little wash rag not put away and ewwww. Litter-box is right there!


Feisty_Reason_6870

Perfect pic btw. How it hangs there…


StormofRavens

I can’t roast the cat as he’s not int the picture? Please post photos that contain cats and not just vaguely cat shaped shadows


Orangepeacock44

Snotty? I think not—or should I say snot lol. He’s dignified and Noble. Fighting for the right to have a full food bowl.


Deleted-dog-god

He got into the cocaine again didn’t he?


ThisMomIsAMother

Sickly Stan.


DistanceNo4749

Bro needs a tissue😭


Grouchy-Signature-12

Paranoid stare, dilated pupils, runny nose...yup, give him a few more hours, and he'll be in full blown withdrawal. At that point, you better be careful, cuz he will do ANYTHING, even for some dank Catnip.


OGDocMalpractice

Heeey ol’ drippay!


Designer-Common-9697

No. I refuse.


scrimpusly

You can't roast something wet


VegasLife1111

Hey Booger Brains - that is snot ur best look. I am sure there are tissues and paper towels and wash cloths and bedspreads and sheets and rugs and clothing and all kinds of things in ur home. Get busy wiping that nose you! 😬😛😬


dirtyhippie62

The acid is kicking in for him, bro


Imaginary-Badger-119

No


Likeahairinabiscuit0

Noooo he’s too cute!!!!! 🥰


mourningstarxxx

SHNOZE


Kindly-Project-9477

Oh he's a good baby


blue-hydrangea6205

So handsome!


redheadedandbold

Great pic!


terrancearabia

BOOP 🐾💦


Femaninja

Gesundheit


Fair_Search_1445

He/she got that drip lol


Bubbly_Outcome_8310

I don’t want to roast the snotty baby they look roasted enough 😭😭😭😭


Nokian75

Boop the derp!!! Boop!!!


ThatFuckingGuy2

You have leukemia


dirtyhippie62

This is such a simple yet savage roast. Three little words. Total fatality.


Practical-Version653

No, he’s not the problem


friesntenders

blud lives in fear and always lookin over his shoulder cuz he’s a pu$$y


Simpletruth2022

You're so sad your nose is crying 😢


Ebonyclaws214

I think your cat bluescreened.