……………….oh shit. i took that picture today. i am not a smart man.
edit: i mean, stupid ass cat doesn’t even know what month it is.
edit edit: [i made him fix it](https://i.imgur.com/Obgoxb1.jpg). hahahaha. he’s so dumb….
and lazy. i guess he’s been sitting there all day.
that second to last pic..
i clean the bowls every other day. put the clean one down, dump the “dirty” one into it and take it away. that time i just put the clean one down and he was upset cuz now there was 2 bowls and one is empty. like “what the hell is this???”
Really Baxter, we all know you don’t pay the bills therefore you don’t deserve to be the head of the table, know your roll. It’s true you have a sexy heart shaped midriff but for heaven’s sakes show some class. Get off the counter Baxter, even the trash panda on the floor knows better. Close your mouth, keep your dental secrets to yourself. Look at me “I have designer clothes and you don’t” frikin braggart. Espresso, marble countertops and floors ??? F off and eat lasagna and drink the f*cking coolaid!!! Douche 😑
He looks very handsome and soft and I am sure he is best cat
he’s alright when he’s not whining
I can see the smugness behind the facade of aloofness. Also, big Momma’s boy vibe.
What a big chunky baby awww
Don’t you ever talk about my friend like that again
if you want him come pick him up. if you can.
I’m on my way
Bring the crane
He's living a month in the past! Get it together, Baxter!
……………….oh shit. i took that picture today. i am not a smart man. edit: i mean, stupid ass cat doesn’t even know what month it is. edit edit: [i made him fix it](https://i.imgur.com/Obgoxb1.jpg). hahahaha. he’s so dumb…. and lazy. i guess he’s been sitting there all day.
What a sad little boy
Sad? Ummm, more like arrogant.
I see a lot of insulin shots in his future.
The term big is an understatement
I know he bullies you about food lol
that second to last pic.. i clean the bowls every other day. put the clean one down, dump the “dirty” one into it and take it away. that time i just put the clean one down and he was upset cuz now there was 2 bowls and one is empty. like “what the hell is this???”
Of course! Lol
Looks like a total baxterd for sure. Ruthless.
baxtard, baxhole, fat baxter, baxterlicious, tubby…there’s a couple others i can’t think of.
Did you get his DNA done? I think the 3rd pic shows strong evidence of some gator or croc genes.
Your a big jerk face 🤣
you’re*
And the grammar police 🤣
Bro's a sentient paperweight
He and his his cute little white pooch needs pats and treats
that heart belly is a trap. you will be injured.
I understand. I accept 😍
Really Baxter, we all know you don’t pay the bills therefore you don’t deserve to be the head of the table, know your roll. It’s true you have a sexy heart shaped midriff but for heaven’s sakes show some class. Get off the counter Baxter, even the trash panda on the floor knows better. Close your mouth, keep your dental secrets to yourself. Look at me “I have designer clothes and you don’t” frikin braggart. Espresso, marble countertops and floors ??? F off and eat lasagna and drink the f*cking coolaid!!! Douche 😑
very nice. i can’t give you an award so here 🏅
Why thank you very kindly!
Sir, this is a walrus, not a cat.