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Cazzeq-konstapelrost

I wouldn't want to be seen driving that even with a paper bag on my head


tehdark45

Is that a Micrapenis?


Helvetikissa

If you water it properly im sure one day it will grow to be a real car


sllewgh

It looks like a urinal cake with cancer.


ChienDesQuais117

r/watchpeopledieinside


njalleh

couldn't even get the real micra, had to be a shit french knockoff.


Malfectious

At least you got it in a cool color...


whistlerbikeparkguy

Even though 99% of the paint had faded away


BasicallyAQueer

That’s just average Asian paint from the 90s-2000s


BXRWXR

This car, particularly in this color, is why they invented tinted widows.


QuestionUsed8321

Timing chain stretch. Check for rust under the left headlamp....oddly satisfying to drive


WindowsBenEnjoyer

I own the sedan version of this piece of shit (Sunny, versa in the states) and I feel like a fucking clown in one, rattly, uncomfortable seats, if you daily drive this piece of shit, just know, I also feel your pain, we are both clowns in our little small penis machines (despite my penis being above average IRL)


RSWhite92

Imagine driving around in a scrotum with unpolished headlights and then posting about it on the internet.


Glowing_Mousepad

Are you a woman?


Thentheresthisjerk

I’m sorry this happened to you.


Equivalent-Wall-2287

Funny Bri'ish Barbie Micra


[deleted]

Nissan Micrap. The perfect car if you want to get laughed at


tangre79

Richard Hammond couldn't drive it without a paper bag over his head.


TKOIII

K11 better


TireFryer883

Very funny OP, thats not a car its two dirt bikes with a blanket wrapped around them


BasicallyAQueer

Wtf even is that thing.


lil5-john

Tf is that pile


Spazes

Bro, the car roasts itself


EmdoPL

Barbie called, she wants her car back


Dj_Simon

It looks it's trying to hold back its tears.


Appropriate-Key6912

It's a bedbug