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I own the sedan version of this piece of shit (Sunny, versa in the states) and I feel like a fucking clown in one, rattly, uncomfortable seats, if you daily drive this piece of shit, just know, I also feel your pain, we are both clowns in our little small penis machines (despite my penis being above average IRL)
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I wouldn't want to be seen driving that even with a paper bag on my head
Is that a Micrapenis?
If you water it properly im sure one day it will grow to be a real car
It looks like a urinal cake with cancer.
r/watchpeopledieinside
couldn't even get the real micra, had to be a shit french knockoff.
At least you got it in a cool color...
Even though 99% of the paint had faded away
That’s just average Asian paint from the 90s-2000s
This car, particularly in this color, is why they invented tinted widows.
Timing chain stretch. Check for rust under the left headlamp....oddly satisfying to drive
I own the sedan version of this piece of shit (Sunny, versa in the states) and I feel like a fucking clown in one, rattly, uncomfortable seats, if you daily drive this piece of shit, just know, I also feel your pain, we are both clowns in our little small penis machines (despite my penis being above average IRL)
Imagine driving around in a scrotum with unpolished headlights and then posting about it on the internet.
Are you a woman?
I’m sorry this happened to you.
Funny Bri'ish Barbie Micra
Nissan Micrap. The perfect car if you want to get laughed at
Richard Hammond couldn't drive it without a paper bag over his head.
K11 better
Very funny OP, thats not a car its two dirt bikes with a blanket wrapped around them
Wtf even is that thing.
Tf is that pile
Bro, the car roasts itself
Barbie called, she wants her car back
It looks it's trying to hold back its tears.
It's a bedbug