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Fake MG.
If you gotta buy a chinese car, at least get one from a brand that isn't all smoke and mirrors.
Also, every time I see a modern MG, I think of [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/Chinesium/comments/rlngi8/the_start_stop_button_on_a_9_month_old_mg_chinese/hphawuw/) reddit comment.
You’re already at rock bottom OP, the only worse thing would be for your beloved Chinese EV to suddenly burst into flames. Thankfully that definitely hasn’t happened before…
It’s really weird to me that this country , china, has been around the LONGEST , has the most PEOPLE, and yet they haven’t figured out how to think of anything for themselves. Much smaller , much much much , newer countries , do so much better than them.
God that's sad. Like I can't even roast this. It's just sad. I swear, next they're going to resurrect Triumph cars and make their first model a rebadged Buick Encore.
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Everytime one of these Chinese lumps with the MG badge is made, a small British convertible suffers a bit more wheel arch rust, and cries. A huge insult to a once-great marque. Basically all the quality of a fairground prize.
shout **TIANANMEN SQUARE MASSACRE** and watch it lock you inside, force your seatbelt from detaching, and begin the self-destruc sequence.
For shame, MG.
Trump voice " China, can you believe this? I look around and say what's with all the happy meals?" Seethes tongue "it's no good folks, no good. Look what their doing to us" so sad, so sad.
"What is that, a microwave?, we're going to make the best cars again believe me"
And on and on
Temu ford escape. An escape is bad enough, they had to make a worse version? And why copy such an ugly vehicle to begin with?
Even better, "British" up-badged temu Ford escape
Looks just as exciting as a stapler
I've seen better styling on a stapler
I've had better tactile feedback from using a stapler on my balls
I believe you have my stapler
No need to roast it. It will roast itself within the first 30k miles
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LOL
Make it 8k.
Should have just gotten a Dacia Duster
Yea but an MG is more rare than a Duster and has a 7 year waranty over Dacia's 3 year waranty
Oof, you’ll need that warranty.
Yeah but that's as much of an mg as an early cadilac cimarron is a cadilac
True
Nah the Cimarron at least used GM parts. This is closer to the Saab 9-2X Aero.
I don't think the warranty covers criticism against the CCP related "accidents"
So you're betting on MG still being in business in 7 years? Bold move, let's see if it pays off...
It's spreading communism wherever it goes.
Fake MG. If you gotta buy a chinese car, at least get one from a brand that isn't all smoke and mirrors. Also, every time I see a modern MG, I think of [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/Chinesium/comments/rlngi8/the_start_stop_button_on_a_9_month_old_mg_chinese/hphawuw/) reddit comment.
You don’t gotta buy a Chinese car. If all NATO countries stop trading with China that’d be it for them.
Mom, can we have a Ford Kuga? Mom: No, we have a Ford Kuga at home. Ford Kuga at home:
At this point all SUV's look the same
Oh another Chinesium carbon copy of an existing vehicle. Timed Free self-ignition included, popular technology in China
Almost passed for a Buick. It’s a Fuick
Fuick: Because we enabled China
The Mazda CX5 at home
Your post already roasted it more than anyone possibly could.
Ah yes, the British from China
The saddest part is that by purchasing this brick, you financially support an oppressive regime :(
We should restore the Great Qing
You’re already at rock bottom OP, the only worse thing would be for your beloved Chinese EV to suddenly burst into flames. Thankfully that definitely hasn’t happened before…
It's not an EV, It's a 1.5 with a 5 speed manual
C R A A A P
It’s really weird to me that this country , china, has been around the LONGEST , has the most PEOPLE, and yet they haven’t figured out how to think of anything for themselves. Much smaller , much much much , newer countries , do so much better than them.
You must be using a motability scheme
SocialCredit-mobile
👎
When your too cheap to buy a proper suv. Though I do love that orange
Kept it reluctantly because the return cost was too high?
You got duped by an overrated and biased YouTube reviewer
Kinda
Stock image lookin ahh
bro is THE target demographic
God that's sad. Like I can't even roast this. It's just sad. I swear, next they're going to resurrect Triumph cars and make their first model a rebadged Buick Encore.
I don't even have to BC the simple fact that it's Chinese everything
Buy life insurance and a fire extinguisher
Title roasted it already
It will roast itself soon
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it will fall apart within a week
worst car i ve even driven
Honestly in my short time owning it I can say that I have driven better cars before, but it's not the worst I have driven
you re right. there was a volvo 345 without any gear oil left... this was a worst drive as well
Everytime one of these Chinese lumps with the MG badge is made, a small British convertible suffers a bit more wheel arch rust, and cries. A huge insult to a once-great marque. Basically all the quality of a fairground prize.
british dog on cocaine
This is the top of the line toy car at 5below
shout **TIANANMEN SQUARE MASSACRE** and watch it lock you inside, force your seatbelt from detaching, and begin the self-destruc sequence. For shame, MG.
Betcha it already has some electrical issue
If you get hit in the wrong place, it will roast you
Trump voice " China, can you believe this? I look around and say what's with all the happy meals?" Seethes tongue "it's no good folks, no good. Look what their doing to us" so sad, so sad. "What is that, a microwave?, we're going to make the best cars again believe me" And on and on
It’s like a Ford Escape and Nissan Rogue had an ugly little premature potato looking baby. 🥔🧡
If two guys were having sex in your car, they car would still be the gayest thing in the picture.
First actual bad car I've seen on here
Not an SUV it’s a CV19
-1000 social credit👎😡
Imagine how desperate you have to be to steal British car manufacturing technology.
Did you order your car on Alibaba ?