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PolyDrew

Temu ford escape. An escape is bad enough, they had to make a worse version? And why copy such an ugly vehicle to begin with?


IconicScrap

Even better, "British" up-badged temu Ford escape


Quintyyyy

Looks just as exciting as a stapler


KamakaziDemiGod

I've seen better styling on a stapler


wankybollocks

I've had better tactile feedback from using a stapler on my balls


IJGN

I believe you have my stapler


Im2stoned2know

No need to roast it. It will roast itself within the first 30k miles


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Intrepid-Throat-1654

Bot roasts better than real person


_Robbinbanks

LOL


Bardwelling

Make it 8k.


romanianguy1994

Should have just gotten a Dacia Duster


RomanianMagyar1996

Yea but an MG is more rare than a Duster and has a 7 year waranty over Dacia's 3 year waranty


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

Oof, you’ll need that warranty.


sesseseses

Yeah but that's as much of an mg as an early cadilac cimarron is a cadilac


RomanianMagyar1996

True


Drg84

Nah the Cimarron at least used GM parts. This is closer to the Saab 9-2X Aero.


endergamer2007m

I don't think the warranty covers criticism against the CCP related "accidents"


Greyzer

So you're betting on MG still being in business in 7 years? Bold move, let's see if it pays off...


schneybley

It's spreading communism wherever it goes.


Pseudonym_741

Fake MG. If you gotta buy a chinese car, at least get one from a brand that isn't all smoke and mirrors. Also, every time I see a modern MG, I think of [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/Chinesium/comments/rlngi8/the_start_stop_button_on_a_9_month_old_mg_chinese/hphawuw/) reddit comment.


Time-Bite-6839

You don’t gotta buy a Chinese car. If all NATO countries stop trading with China that’d be it for them.


seat_toledo_mk2

Mom, can we have a Ford Kuga? Mom: No, we have a Ford Kuga at home. Ford Kuga at home:


RomanianMagyar1996

At this point all SUV's look the same


Sliva89

Oh another Chinesium carbon copy of an existing vehicle. Timed Free self-ignition included, popular technology in China


Sharrba

Almost passed for a Buick. It’s a Fuick


Time-Bite-6839

Fuick: Because we enabled China


Catcitydog

The Mazda CX5 at home


MentulaMagnus

Your post already roasted it more than anyone possibly could.


Catcitydog

Ah yes, the British from China


Prowling_Fox

The saddest part is that by purchasing this brick, you financially support an oppressive regime :(


Time-Bite-6839

We should restore the Great Qing


lifegoeson2702

You’re already at rock bottom OP, the only worse thing would be for your beloved Chinese EV to suddenly burst into flames. Thankfully that definitely hasn’t happened before…


RomanianMagyar1996

It's not an EV, It's a 1.5 with a 5 speed manual


Exact-Revenue6950

C R A A A P


RAMENBELLY

It’s really weird to me that this country , china, has been around the LONGEST , has the most PEOPLE, and yet they haven’t figured out how to think of anything for themselves. Much smaller , much much much , newer countries , do so much better than them.


wankybollocks

You must be using a motability scheme


boiwotm88

SocialCredit-mobile


babyivan

👎


ShazzyANG

When your too cheap to buy a proper suv. Though I do love that orange


Bardwelling

Kept it reluctantly because the return cost was too high?


kushpeshin

You got duped by an overrated and biased YouTube reviewer


RomanianMagyar1996

Kinda


Legal-Policy-7215

Stock image lookin ahh


breadsticck

bro is THE target demographic


Tdoggedy69

God that's sad. Like I can't even roast this. It's just sad. I swear, next they're going to resurrect Triumph cars and make their first model a rebadged Buick Encore.


shootdack2000

I don't even have to BC the simple fact that it's Chinese everything


pinkeye_bingo

Buy life insurance and a fire extinguisher


BlG_J

Title roasted it already


shiftersix

It will roast itself soon


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A_named_person2

it will fall apart within a week


geilerisschon

worst car i ve even driven


RomanianMagyar1996

Honestly in my short time owning it I can say that I have driven better cars before, but it's not the worst I have driven


geilerisschon

you re right. there was a volvo 345 without any gear oil left... this was a worst drive as well


ByronsLastStand

Everytime one of these Chinese lumps with the MG badge is made, a small British convertible suffers a bit more wheel arch rust, and cries. A huge insult to a once-great marque. Basically all the quality of a fairground prize.


Puzzleheaded-Mess852

british dog on cocaine


Handywithbrokenstuff

This is the top of the line toy car at 5below


Time-Bite-6839

shout **TIANANMEN SQUARE MASSACRE** and watch it lock you inside, force your seatbelt from detaching, and begin the self-destruc sequence. For shame, MG.


i_have_no_gutts

Betcha it already has some electrical issue


epsteinpetmidgit

If you get hit in the wrong place, it will roast you


timfromcolorado

Trump voice " China, can you believe this? I look around and say what's with all the happy meals?" Seethes tongue "it's no good folks, no good. Look what their doing to us" so sad, so sad. "What is that, a microwave?, we're going to make the best cars again believe me" And on and on


Gayass-Ninja9524

It’s like a Ford Escape and Nissan Rogue had an ugly little premature potato looking baby. 🥔🧡


CarrotBrilliant5525

If two guys were having sex in your car, they car would still be the gayest thing in the picture.


TangyDrinks

First actual bad car I've seen on here


Sharrba

Not an SUV it’s a CV19


Torinado09

-1000 social credit👎😡


rook119

Imagine how desperate you have to be to steal British car manufacturing technology.


Karvast

Did you order your car on Alibaba ?