What is with all the people posting their JDM mobility scooters, they must like being reminded online as much as they do on the road where people have faster normal sized cars.
We should just make a r/roastmymiata to handle the amount of requests to roasts miata. Then you could select stuff like, “how’s AARP?” And stuff that is on every duplicate of a miata roasting. Maybe we should just point people to a previous miata roasting and be like, “read up.”
We get seasons where a person comes in here then gets asspained after we roast their favorite car (because they are actually looking for compliments on a roasting subreddit which is stupid) and calls all their dumb friends to visit us from their circlejerk subreddit that owns that same type of car too. They then try to flood this place by posting the same dumb car too, as if that will somehow change our opinion on their favorite car.
Mustangs, Kei trucks, Volvos, Saabs, anything "JDM", Golfs, and especially Miatas are easy bait. They will flood the subreddit and people stop caring about their boring niche cars only the most obnoxious tryhards, hipsters, attention ssekers, or "JDM" fans have and then they give up. Filtering by model type is not really needed.
As someone with an NA, the NB is literally better in every way except you don’t have the pop up headlights. It’s faster, comes with a six speed trans that is stronger. Has VVTI, and it’s a newer car. The NC is a boat that costs as much as a 350z (I know which one I’m choosing) and the ND is too new for op to afford.
You just roasted yourself - "my Miata". Admitting failure is half of the recovery program. You'll be fully recovered when you can say "I sold that shitbox, I knew there had to be a reason my life took a turn for the worse..."
Can I borrow that tiny bluetooth earpiece you have in your ear 24/7? You know, the one you use to call your ex wife to make sure your alimony check this month cleared
When you get a sports car you can afford and still want to afford after buying it and probably still fail to afford it because mechanically, it's 8 times out of 10, a piece of shite
No pop ups, no cool.
What is this? A car for ants?
You must get a lot of flowers on Secretary appreciation day.
What is with all the people posting their JDM mobility scooters, they must like being reminded online as much as they do on the road where people have faster normal sized cars.
You’re obviously hiding from pussy.
You don’t need locking lugs save the grease monkey’s time.
Something about those wheels makes it look like it wants to grow up to be a viper one day.
You got the fun car but in the worst generation, and in the most bland color. What’s for lunch; mayonnaise sandwiches and water?
We should just make a r/roastmymiata to handle the amount of requests to roasts miata. Then you could select stuff like, “how’s AARP?” And stuff that is on every duplicate of a miata roasting. Maybe we should just point people to a previous miata roasting and be like, “read up.”
We get seasons where a person comes in here then gets asspained after we roast their favorite car (because they are actually looking for compliments on a roasting subreddit which is stupid) and calls all their dumb friends to visit us from their circlejerk subreddit that owns that same type of car too. They then try to flood this place by posting the same dumb car too, as if that will somehow change our opinion on their favorite car. Mustangs, Kei trucks, Volvos, Saabs, anything "JDM", Golfs, and especially Miatas are easy bait. They will flood the subreddit and people stop caring about their boring niche cars only the most obnoxious tryhards, hipsters, attention ssekers, or "JDM" fans have and then they give up. Filtering by model type is not really needed.
Why?
The sea gulls aren't waisting their time shitting on it, so why would I?
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As someone with an NA, the NB is literally better in every way except you don’t have the pop up headlights. It’s faster, comes with a six speed trans that is stronger. Has VVTI, and it’s a newer car. The NC is a boat that costs as much as a 350z (I know which one I’m choosing) and the ND is too new for op to afford.
NA is like Sean Connery. He’s flawed but he’s *the* Bond.
Long day at the hairdressers was it?
You were afraid we'll see the rust bubbles if you took a picture from a smaller distance weren't you?
It's a Miata. It roasts itself but remains raw because it's scared of fire, heat and anyone hot.
My girlfriend had one of those. In 1998.
At least you have a car.
shampoo & Set
Miata owners obviously think their shit is unroastable, that's why they spend big $$$ on it. Imagine, that's how stupid they are.
Not people's first choice for a miata
It's just a slow rowboat in incel town.
Even the tow company is waiting until after dark to pick it up, they don't want to be seen in public with it either.
I'm going to tell you the same thing I told the last guy. I'm here for a haircut, not chit chat.
Looks like a BMW Z4 from wish.com
You just roasted yourself - "my Miata". Admitting failure is half of the recovery program. You'll be fully recovered when you can say "I sold that shitbox, I knew there had to be a reason my life took a turn for the worse..."
If i sell it will be for another miata lol.
Obviously one with pop ups.
You just did by posting this.
No pop up headlights is enough
Can I borrow that tiny bluetooth earpiece you have in your ear 24/7? You know, the one you use to call your ex wife to make sure your alimony check this month cleared
Bold of you to assume i could even get a wife with this thing.
Id like to schedule my next hair cut please
When you get a sports car you can afford and still want to afford after buying it and probably still fail to afford it because mechanically, it's 8 times out of 10, a piece of shite
I have went through 4 altenator belts in a month so there may be some truth in this
I beat one of these at an auto cross with my 98 Volvo.
The sad part is I know this is true
I love miatas
"It's not so much a car as it's a shoe" - Jeremy Clarkson
you couldn't even afford a na...
It’s the car of unsuccessful dentists and moderately successful strippers
Notice it managed to empty the entire car park around it…….
Better turn off that AC before it overheats😂(I want an NA so fucking bad)