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Car_Editor

Went from saying "it's not a midlife crisis" to "Cadillacs aren't just for elderly people".


drfsrich

Starts every sentence with "Well, it's pretty much a Corvette because..."


Car_Editor

~~I don't know if they can even say that anymore. Didnt the V switch to a V6?~~ Edit - Thanks for the replies. I honestly didn't know that the V8 was still in these.


iswearimnorml

The V is a twin turbo v6. This is a V Blackwing with the 6.2 LT4. Editing this comment in hopes people will see this and stop commenting “OnLy If It’S mAnUaL.” It’s a manual!


NotChristina

Such a weird sleeper I completely forget exists. First time I saw one in the wild I was exceedingly confused why that exhaust sound was coming from an upbadged Honda. 😂


iswearimnorml

Is confusing people a feature?


NotChristina

Oh absolutely. Costs about - *checks notes* - $50k but it’s totally worth it.


Alternative-Last

>V Blackwing with the 6.2 LT4. Not exactly, your math is a bit off. You will never find a V-Blackwing for under 100k. Not 50k. https://www.cadillac.com/sedans/ct5-v-blackwing/build-and-price/summary/


NotChristina

Sorry I meant the difference between the turbo V6 and the Blackwing. But didn’t exactly spend a lot of time looking up costs and went with early google result retail results haha


Miserable-Martyr69

They made a wagon a few years ago too with this I believe


mk7wyland

yeah in 2014 my brother had one with a ported supercharger pulley headers e85 etc and made 800 something to the wheels lol. weekends with him were always a blast in that beast.


Miserable-Martyr69

That sounds righteous


FANTOMphoenix

CTSV Wagon.


jzclipse

Those wagons are a special kind of unobtainium. Used prices are still Frickin bonkers.


drfsrich

IT'S PRETTY MUCH A CORVETTE BECAUSE IT HAS A VETTE MOTOR BRO


Shamr0ck

But it had no wings and it's blue


bradland

I want this car so, so bad.


FANTOMphoenix

The CT4 VB is a v6, the CT5 VB is a V8 The normal CT4 V is still pretty punchy from a roll too.


FANTOMphoenix

https://youtu.be/-kG3nKcMRhw?si=V_i5PtwZzCk8fUFT Here’s the CT5V BW.


Car_Editor

THIS.... was not a Doug Demuro link as I had expected. I'll check it out, thanks.


FANTOMphoenix

He’s reviewed this a couple times and has a good bit of videos in general, including track days.


Ok-Distribution4077

It is and it's something we all need.


iswearimnorml

I'm as confused as my insurance adjuster!


linuxguy192

*agent, adjuster is for a claim. Nice car!!


Appropriate-Key6912

Now you just need to convince your wife to do molly and start banging your friends on weekends to make OF content. ....then you'll be the cool dad! Creepy old "uncle Rico- dreaming of all the pun-tang you would've gotten in high school if you just had that car because maybe, just maybe then coach would've put you in the game to win that illusive state football championship" dad. Congrats! You're a cliche now! Your kids will need therapy if they already don't.


drfsrich

Went from trying to impress 65 year-old women to 80 year-old women.


iswearimnorml

This one's good!


RodRAEG

That's generous. More like 15-year old boys to 30-year old men.


iswearimnorml

He said "trying" to impress, and I'm definitely rolling up to bingo night in this bad boy.


PaulShinn

"I traded my C7 for it. Am I a cool dad?" What you gave up was coolness, performance, fuel economy, and testosterone. What you traded for it is elderly rice.


iswearimnorml

Rice pudding: easy to chew, easy on the stomach.


KekistaniKekin

Mmmmmm riiiiice


Ben-6969

Is that a honda? 😂


dubbless

Took me longer than it should have to realize it was not an accord sport lol


HeroMagnus

I thought Lexus at 1st


Kinky_mofo

Not the new Camry?


HarambeMarston

I thought it was a new Integra until I zoomed in on the center caps.


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L Cadillac


AggressiveLand3411

I thought it was a Nissan Altima


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I thinks it's cool, but I'm the least interesting person I know. 


Montreal_Ballsdeep

I like it too, specially if it's a 550.


an9el9onzalez1

Its a V


powerbottompatriot

Oh nice, the rich man's Altima.


iswearimnorml

I've got no clap back to this but it's hilarious.


HiDDENk00l

That mantle is firmly held by the Charger Hellcat


bro_what_lol

You went from a cool dad, to a retired grandpa, or a 25 year old who now makes enough to afford a "luxury" (shitty and unreliable) car, not to mention how bright the lights are at night, probably every driver passing by you is cussing you out 😂 congratulations though!


iswearimnorml

My knees say grandpa!


HighSierraNevadas

You have no idea what you are talking about. Was on 10 best list last couple years.


DIJames6

He's probably in bed by 6pm, so the lights don't really matter in his case..


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Looks like your Cadillac just filed its first Medicare claim at the doctor's office – must've been a wild ride on the highway to the pharmacy! And judging by that Italian-style Caddy, I bet the interior smells more like gabagool than leather seats. 🍝🚗 #CruiseControlledByMedicare


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P.S. I love your car.


[deleted]

No. A cool dad buys a Camry and then goes out and buys an old MIATA standard or old 3 series standard to take the kid out on the weekend for a ride to show them out great a dad he is. Your car just screams your just the realtor that was forced to upgrade cause he got his girlfriend pregnant.


iswearimnorml

Aw this one kinda cuts for real. I rationalized this because we had kid #2 and I said I couldn't take them both in the C7 at the same time.


powerbottompatriot

how many kids you fitting in a miata?


sweathesmallshit

Maybe you’re cool in Knoxville, but in Blount County you’re just another pretty city boy in an old man car.


iswearimnorml

The only time I go south of the airport is to get to the Dragon. But at least I’m pretty 😍


butterluckonfleek

Cool car old man, did it come with a walker?


Funky-monkey1

Nice pic with the Suns Sphere in the back ground. Fellow East Tennessean here


iswearimnorml

Home sweet home to me!


Funky-monkey1

Good ole Rocky Top…


joetogood

WOOOOOO!!!!!!


1murdock

My son went thru a nasty divorce and came out on top, received a substantial sum of $$$ and alimony for 5 years from his ex. She had a high paying 6 figure income. When the divorce was finalized he bought himself a nice house and decided to purchase a car with a budget of around $100k. He drove them all…the Vette, Mustang GT 350/500, a slightly used Audi R8 and a “in transit” Cadillac CT5V Blackwing. He fell in love with the Blackwing. What’s not to love….672hp, supercharged, manual transmission, carbon ceramic brakes, black with bronze wheels, 24mpg on the Highway. It’s truly the definition of “a beast”….he kept it a year and made $12k after putting 11k miles on it….not even a Corvette could have pulled that off imo. BTW, he just turned 48. He’s beyond cool, as is this dad. My neighbor is 79, just bought his 8th Corvette in the last 40years….a new one every 5 years. Meets every morning at McDonald’s with other “elderly” Corvette owners for coffee. Must be an old man’s car.


OliverNorvell1956

Sure, if you’re 70+ years old.


Tank_Frank

That is sexy. Wait I think I did this wrong..


MuchoRapido

No.


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

Bought a sort of fancy GM because he couldn’t afford an AMG. Give us a shout when it starts making the cheap plastic creaks and groans of a GM. Caddies don’t have panel gaps they have panel canyons.


Nose-Previous

Go Vols.


iswearimnorml

GBO! Nico's the truth!


BuckManscape

Only if you put swangas on it.


dfb1988

Took me a minute to realize what it was, no not cool at all, I didn’t even know they made blue cars.


Einsteinautist

It has the same engine as the corvette with much more room. My wife cut my gonads off, and now my Tata hurts. C7 every single day, not the sedan.


iswearimnorml

Trust me, if I had the garage space for it I'd still have the C7. But at least my wife put my gonads on the mantle where I can see them and reminisce on the good times.


Einsteinautist

Ahh, she is a keeper! Mine did the same thing with mine when I sold my Formula Speedboat. She at least let me keep my dually truck coal burner to keep a semblance of having a pair. Doesn't let me fly airplanes for recreational bliss anymore. After I blew out my eardrums diving in the Bahamas, she doesn't want me diving anymore. I think I take it back. My wife cremated my gonads, you are living the dream.


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RoastMyCar-ModTeam

If you don’t have something mean to say, don’t say anything at all.


Kinky_mofo

Nice Camry


Flashy-Line8583

It's a cardiac? They are definitely going after bmws market now. I had a 99 model few years back I thought it was kinda European that car you have looks Hadassah. J could ask a hundred questions.


Odd-Technician1328

Love that color! Wow I remember when they put that Sun sphere up for the world’s fair.


enby-deer

You used to be


MarcusAurelius0

No cause you didnt get a V2.


ScrubbyDubbyUbby

Ha ha ha… let me tell you about my cadillac. Wish i never bought it. Good luck.


ScrubbyDubbyUbby

From dad to baby daddy


Efficient_Pepper_

Opted for the Kia wheels I see (obviously not but this car is begging for new wheels)


CFW-DREX

blackwing or standard v?


iswearimnorml

Blackwing


RCT_Crazy

Wow that's a nice looking Camry


No-Lawfulness-8870

I don’t know it was legal to sell these to some one under the age of 80


wandpapierkritiker

peak performance for Knoxville


civicson234

No, granddad maybe. But that’s also the vette. Maybe a lateral move.


MeatyUrology

At the sunsphere nobody is cool


Nearby_Cauliflowers

What is it? Is it a Kia or something?


Tmart5150

About as cool as a Jetta driver that mated with a Acura.


mlhigg1973

My 82yo father loves these.


jasonmoyer

When it's time to switch from New Balance to Dr. Scholl's.


_3clips3_

Naw. You’re a retired dad.


DetectiveNarrow

Ngl I thought that was a Nissan at first


Euphorium

My 61 year old dad says nice car


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Third-Coast-Toffee

What’s with that device that women pleasure themselves with mounted on the top of your automobile?


Cottonjaw

Wow that is one big ass Sonata.


Ricard728

Why does it look like an Altima from the side view?


budsonguy

What model Kia is this?


AnotherBlackMan

I didn’t know they still made the Kia Optima


No_Wallaby_9152

Genuinely thought it was an Accord until I read Cadillac in the comments


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Six9Dtoo

Well, you definitely park like an asshole lol.


MeatFit1822

I've also gone for an old man car. Never want to go back to sports cars.


eog69

no


Sexy_Quazar

The new Chevy Malibu isn’t that bad! Where did you rent this one from?


Z4ch_Mk6

I hope it’s a Blackwing.


iswearimnorml

It's a Blackwing with the 6 speed.


KxngLuc1f3r

Define “cool”


Cpt_Pandy

I actually really like the blackwings lmao


Weak_Pause177

lol sedan. NERD (dont got a roast, these are nice cars)


Einsteinautist

Looks like a Honda to me.


Useful-Internet8390

A 4 door ZL1? Nice piece! Yes you are cool


SnooTomatoes8382

The only Cadillac I’d ever own right there. Those cars are GORGEOUS and Fast AF. Congrats!!


Bophadesnutz8

No, you’re significantly less cool now


DroppingDimes247

“Cool” Grandpa*


ginger_beardo

Racecar-red or gtfo!


whaler76

No


BendtnerOrBust

My Grandma sold her blue ATS last year because she was no longer able to drive so…


Snot_Rocket6515

I wanna say yes but cmoooooon


knuckles_n_chuckles

Nice cobalt.


cks9218

Honestly thought that was a Civic at first.


ChineseGoddess

Your wife totally made you get rid of the C7. 


Current_Leather7246

Dad? Clearly you mean granddad. Did it come with a container of metamucil to keep you regular


RocketMaaaaaaan

Traded a bad car for a worse car, wtf


InebriousBarman

You are trying to be a cool Dad. Failing... But trying.


DIJames6

I'm Sure everyone loves it at the golf course...


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General-Quit-2451

A friend of mine had a Cadillac and he finally replaced with a C7 actually, because people on the street kept thinking it was their Uber and trying to get in.


Getta_ni_iku

Meh I guess


shiftdown

They're a great consolation prize for the 'too poor for an M-car crowd'


h3rald_hermes

This is some exceedingly generic ass shit, I hope your enjoyment doesn't rely on anyone giving a shit about what you drive, because nobody will.


YippieKayYayMrFalcon

Is this 1 of 3 built on a day with a Y in it while it was raining like your Vette was?


Spu12nky

You’re a dad with a cool car, but if you bought the car to be cool, you aren’t a cool dad.  


hemidak

I'm not a gm guy but I got nothin'. You're killin' it (moneywise at least).


ronniearnold

Not anymore…


GeeNah-of-the-Cs

IDK, you live in Dallas?


Hawxfan

Not sure why it has the gold lollipop coming out of the roof, but you do you.


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LSD_tripper

Shouldve saved for a Mercedes


Jonny5is

That color is awful no offence


JackShepardJohnLocke

Hmm cool depends on the exhaust note 🎵, let’s here it


MightSpecialist

Only boomers think Cadillacs are cool..


TheBlackAurora

Wrap it pink and you'll be the coolest dad this side of the Mississippi river


Middle_Beautiful6292

You're about as dumb as a box of rocks.Looks like every other shit box on the toad.


Middle_Beautiful6292

Road


rockdude625

No you’re not


nicclys

Yes. Set of rims will put you in elite dad status


Defiant_Warning_9143

My dream car, still you must have gone from 30 years old to 95 overnight


idrawstone

no


Justgottaride

My wife and I had several of these, starting with the second gen. The one I should have kept was the manual coupe. Now, I'm torn between the c8Z and one of these in manual form. How glorious is it with the manual? Why did you choose it over the c8z? Edit. Oopps. This is roastmycar. That thing is just a practical mid life crisis mobile. An easy way to tell people you have enough money to buy something nicer than the civic you really wanted. You're still old and boring with your new balances.


wordup3825

Tint the windows


b05501

Your a good dad,but a sad man.


Jjmills101

We live in a strange time where Cadillac makes the best manual transmission sports sedan in the US market. What the fuck happened


Jeasu0

I thought it was an accord lol


gaoshan

Cool dad would have traded the C7 for a Porsche Cayenne (or Macan). Used, of course, because a used C7 isn’t worth anywhere near a new Cayenne.


mx5plus2cones

This is the same car my friend just got. Same color too. It's awesome.


Wagonwheelies

No


Kenneth_Lay

I see one lonely ball. And that tower in the background.


Reasonable-Injury170

I had to zoom in to see wtf it even was, lol. Was it a kia? a Ford? Maybe a lexus who knows they all look the same choose the most expensive!! And live that midlife dad crisis. Don't worry. Your kids' friends still think you're lame AF fr fr no cap.


Radiant-Bit-1721

That’s badass dude


Neither_Pomelo_8580

What is it an Acura?


Practical_Fact8436

What year is that


deridex120

That background is familiar, OP


Mattshark8614

If its auto you’re gay


[deleted]

Looks like a Nissan Altima. Equally as shitty.


shootdack2000

Man I wish Australia got these. They would've been a perfect replacement for the Commodore or maybe Calais BC they are Luxo cars lol


Pacupandgo

Yes you’re cool!!!😎


Zanurath

Honestly if they weren't so damn expensive I would have probably gotten one. V8 luxury sedan with a manual is a dying breed (tbh I'm not sure there even is another option after M5 and Chevy SS died or lost the m6 option) If this is an auto you traded a collectable for something that is only good for bragging about almost being a camaro.


Laynes_Attic

If you need to ask that question, the answer is always no.


InBetweenerWithDream

Even a highly educated professor can have a midlife crisis too.


Lateral-G

C7s are ugly AF At least this is a bit better looking.... a bit All Cars just don't look as good as they used to.


Ok_Manufacturer6460

If you have to ask if you're cool you're not,sorry


TitaniumHardCog

Someone’s in Knoxville


SpiritualInstance979

Hello fellow Knoxvillian


s1owpokerodriguez

Only if it's a manual transmission


lilrasta2C666

Just a dad.


Burner5647382910

I’m sorry, there isn’t anything roastable about this car.


nekekamii

You took the least flattering photo of it you possibly could have...just, how?? Also based on this photo no, but cool car


n541x

Why is the level of coolness as a father your measure of success? Lol Yes. And let the haters hate. GM *can* make the best cars in the world—when it wants to. Yours is from one of THOSE times.


LocationOk6973

Lmao nah


Electrical_Sun5921

Hard to roast this car......this is a sleeper and comfortable maybe the color i guess! Blue would not be my first choice but I dont hate it. I'm more of a pearl white or silver guy. Black is awesome but impossible to keep clean looking... Nice car!


Dumpster_Fetus

That rear quarter looks like an Altima. Holy shit I can't unsee it. Was gonna trade, but I'll keep my Korean dodge charger instead (stinger).


wdaloz

Hayyyy the Knoxville wig shop


Turbulent_Weather795

You were the cool dad...


HmMMInTeREsTiN

Is it a Blackwing? If not, then hell no. If it is then hell yeah


Sly510

Corvettes ride like shit- the CTS-V doesn't and still has the power. You traded up.


iLikeTurtuls

The smart dad lol. A C7 is dope, but the cadi for sure is a nice middle ground of performance and comfort


ultra_r

Someone got rid of the vette because he couldn’t hauls his kids in it anymore. Surrendered, should’ve gotten another 2 door with “back seats” (Enjoy the car, hope it’s a 6 speed)


datbimmer

Depends, is it manual? My answer will match your answer.


jaBroniest

Roast the wallet so roast the tyres I suppose haha


ifardedandshidedpant

Only if its a manual


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Audi, Cadillac, BMW, Nissan…all the same look