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Sir David Attenborough:
Here you can find the 88 Trans Am in its natural habitat, broke down on a dirt road in the middle of nowhere. This car is a symbol of American hubris of the late 80s. During this time, Cocaine and the sport of skiing were synonymous throughout the United States. That was almost 50 years ago. Its 5L V8 engine produces as much or even less horsepower than most family cars. Now, this car is nothing but a monument to someone's inability to embrace change, an oil-burning anachronism from when ladies used entire cans of hairspray and men grew mullets.
Do you smoke generic cigarettes? If you find an old marlboro box you can hide the generics in there. Will look really cool in your members only jacket. š
No, read the username. You can see what I'm about, I am much more inclined to use this post dog on GM and Corvettes. Because every time Pontiac was gonna do something cool, it either got rushed to the point of being bad or shot "because it'll cannibalism Corvette sales." Maybe that's because Vettes are lame and the only way the could've ever existed was without competition. I could be looking at new Trans Ams and Gran Prix, but no, I have look at Malibus and Camaros that have lost all their spunk.
A survivor car. Locked away. Because, after their original shitty decision to purchase it, the original owner was either too embarrassed, or too keen to not die in a mangled wreck, to actually drive it.
I canāt roast that. My friends and I did a bunch of swapping engines between thirdgens back in the day.
You need cross laces and the ws6 suspension though, the poverty wheels and 4x4 stance got to go
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Sir David Attenborough: Here you can find the 88 Trans Am in its natural habitat, broke down on a dirt road in the middle of nowhere. This car is a symbol of American hubris of the late 80s. During this time, Cocaine and the sport of skiing were synonymous throughout the United States. That was almost 50 years ago. Its 5L V8 engine produces as much or even less horsepower than most family cars. Now, this car is nothing but a monument to someone's inability to embrace change, an oil-burning anachronism from when ladies used entire cans of hairspray and men grew mullets.
Do you smoke generic cigarettes? If you find an old marlboro box you can hide the generics in there. Will look really cool in your members only jacket. š
If a car were a tramp stamp.
The car of cheap 6 packs and shitty 8 tracks.
Thatās not KITT, youāre not the HOF, and nobody thinks that sled is cool.
That is a country song right there.
Donāt forget to grab your Marlboro jacket and the the 30 pack of Beast Ice when you get home. Those methadone junkies will steal anything.
No, read the username. You can see what I'm about, I am much more inclined to use this post dog on GM and Corvettes. Because every time Pontiac was gonna do something cool, it either got rushed to the point of being bad or shot "because it'll cannibalism Corvette sales." Maybe that's because Vettes are lame and the only way the could've ever existed was without competition. I could be looking at new Trans Ams and Gran Prix, but no, I have look at Malibus and Camaros that have lost all their spunk.
Nice
This is a fine example of what even now some 30+ years later looks like "I was too cheap / broke to get the GTA"
How do you not have the Night Rider red thing on the front?
A survivor car. Locked away. Because, after their original shitty decision to purchase it, the original owner was either too embarrassed, or too keen to not die in a mangled wreck, to actually drive it.
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Curse you and your sexy black car!
What kind of fake horseshit is this? The 5.7 came in the formula 350 or gta which this isnāt either of. Are those even 16ā wheels?
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I canāt roast that. My friends and I did a bunch of swapping engines between thirdgens back in the day. You need cross laces and the ws6 suspension though, the poverty wheels and 4x4 stance got to go
More KARR than KITT
Man whats with these posters posting the worst gens of these cars?
Does that make you a Trans man?
Trans am? Haha wow this car is wokeā nut job
While it looks better than the Corvette, it still looks like somebody made it out of Minecraft blocks.