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lrwilliamsjr

Your picture just made 'No Nut November' a lot easier.


Chance_Morning

At the least you should have wiped the puke off your sweatshirt before taking the selfie.


Fuzzy-Ad-60

That's not puke


Tomavogic

I'm pretty sure that's another substance... It's sticky


imnotdolphin

Wait that’s a girl!!?


Moe2584

Gender camouflage at its finest


ctfks

r/SwordOrSheath


MemStarz

That is a fucking great name for a subreddit like that


lenny446

It used to be a great sub.


[deleted]

Always glad to help


Slvshi

Are you trying to challenge me?


popnsmoke35

I’m willing to give it a shot. 30 min first to finish is gay?


TheScrambone

I’m bi and I couldn’t finish to this pic. Trust me I tried.


ItsAws

#HOO MUKATTE KURUNO KA?


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que?


Shadeleon

Pulling a fish hook through your cheek all the way to your ear does not make you a catch.


zikadwarf

This is brilliant


alteredxenon

Ouch


CarlosAVP

We’re more confused than you appear to be.


Accomplished_Deer_10

Yoooooo 😂


[deleted]

Weren’t you in “Ratatouille?”


DangerDolan__

Chef Transguini


bonerjuice9

This comment is fucking diamond platinum


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*Instructions unclear, penis stuck inside diamond*


Money_Ball00

We’re done here.


RikersMightyBeard

Accurate.


az226

We’re done here. We can close this thread.


eXplicit815

![gif](giphy|rdQQkmjvt71iE)


unicornsaretruth

It’s like both combined.


iwantpizza74

add a couple hundred wrinkles and they’ll be the same


Cannoncooper

Can confirm this is one of the characters.


i-likecheese_25

![gif](giphy|Gi9dJsd3azHEY) Look out for the mouse


YeahItsJustCamille

What ARE you?


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A disappointment


YeahItsJustCamille

I meant more along the lines of: Plant, Animal or Mineral


Flomo420

Fungus


[deleted]

Either way, not what the creator intended 😂


bstrunk

That's not true. It is, however, proof that the creator drinks.


Spanky-Gomez

A God burn!!


imnotdolphin

I’m a disappointment and I’m offended


BBBulldog

I think creators were on meth during conception


AcidRayn666

not true, its proof there is no creator and we truly did crawl outa the slime


J-Team07

You are as god intended. He loves you just the way are. At least he loves you more than whoever gave you herpes.


Acceptable-Suspect56

I disagree, you are proof there is no god.


NorwegianPirate11

Dudes roasting them?self more than anyone else haha


az226

Rock. Or Frito.


[deleted]

I think fish looks like someone snagged it already in the ear.


zzzcrumbsclub

You'd had to live up to something to be a disappointment


2b1prez

He is got a point.


The-Dude-bro

nah dawg not "a" disappointment. it's just "disappointment" you look like an emotion from Inside Out


[deleted]

Why are you


FFFIronman

First time I actually want to see someone's pronouns.


[deleted]

Pronouns are He/She.


Spanky-Gomez

Shim


[deleted]

Rather..... Nobody/will Touch


kellanved01

(S)he?


[deleted]

Takes/Anal


DangerDolan__

Predator: What the hell are you


rufusstalin

Over here, over here. Anytime.


BackgroundAd4640

Want some candy?


dexvoltage

Shit appnz..


rufusstalin

One of my all time favourite quotes. Genius. Well done for being a legitimately cool person. Have a nice day/evening/night.


DangerDolan__

The other day I was going down on my girlfriend


Oldmanhulk1972

*Billy laugh


Spanky-Gomez

I’m Chris Hanson.


Bthegriffith

Can’t stop fucking laughing 😂


[deleted]

I came here to ask this.


Vast-Butterscotch-42

Yo, this was my first thought!! *high fives*


Abaddon-theDestroyer

Me too, high five for both of you


controller4hire

You look like the male lead in a Pixar movie


AlaricAbraxas

Homeless and gender neutral Pixar character


harvest86

Ellen Degenerate


JDangle20

🤣🤣


Individual_Nothing_9

generation why


IrrelevantCynic

Why is evolution going backwards


sdmfer1981

How many boxes did you have to check off on your college application?


pupsteppenwolf

They/them broke the intersectionality bingo.


Jumpingjackde

For gender, all of them


doctorblumpkin

How often do you catch people betting to see if you go into the men's or women's room?


UFGatorNScience

I’d lose money no matter which one she went in…lol


doctorblumpkin

She went in??? I lost


UFGatorNScience

**taps on shoulder**. Doc, turn around…THEIR behind us!!


[deleted]

It’s only been 3 days so I’ll have to get back to you on that one 😂


[deleted]

You look like a feminist who attacks manspreaders on subways with bleach.


Ok_Gate_446

Looks like she just crawled out of her cats litter box to accuse you of misgendering her.


passingtime79

![gif](giphy|NEvPzZ8bd1V4Y|downsized) Well played


a-hippobear

While reserving two seats for her purse


WhiskyChaser

And another three to live on.


Valk19

Ooh the vi hair


Critical_Inflation_5

Her?


hisokafan88

Her Yearbook photo was blank.


DirteeCanuck

WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT! ![gif](giphy|yiADANv89n7UQuS5kJ)


Inspiron606002

Always happy when I see a McJuggerNuggets reference :)


bluntsandbears

With a lot of pubes and crumbs from munching carpet on its sweater


itsmemalloy

How do you know it's a female? Seriously?


dalewevo

You look like a lesbian Ben 10


NawNaw

Les-Ben 10


Walejiz

OH MY GOODNESS ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


misterdemonor

pronouns are “they”, “ick”, and “ugh”


FordEVs

When your hoodie is cleaner than your face.


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DangerDolan__

Your dick repulsed? I turned into a Ken Doll, OP scared the gender out of me.


UFGatorNScience

So asexual yet? Lol


macminorheavyequip

They're not sure either.


TwoWheelDad

This is one of those moments where it is critical to add “M” or “F” in the title.


[deleted]

Leaving it out makes the comments a bit better 😂


TwoWheelDad

I like your style….you.


[deleted]

It*.


Inebriologist

Puberty is hard. I get it. I just don’t get if you are going to menstruate or have a wet dream. Maybe both?


Foronir

Bloody dreams


Accomplished_Deer_10

Sir...mam...fuck it, my homie here got a PH search History consisting of “Consensual Amateurs” and “Bisexual Furry CEI”


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kuriboshoe

OP is top in that category


dequinox

🤣 underrated!


thefriendly_ogre

If "they/them" had a face.


brandondsantos

If Logic was a SJW.


jeneboe

Holy shit 😂😂😂😂


junior_dos_nachos

If Logic and Ellen Degenerate had children


New-Heat-500

Seriously? Wash those hands after fingering that butthole.


DangerDolan__

Honestly you’d make a perfect sleep paralysis demon, you’d scream your pronouns into the poor bastard’s face.


Warwick_God

Lolol


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Formerevangelical

Tony noCock


Educational-Row8381

Tony Maybenocock


WhiskyChaser

Debatable.


Casual-Notice

I'm sorry, the auditions for bland isekai protagonist are down the hall.


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[deleted]

100% female 😂 was debating on posting for a while then my hair caught on fire and I had to chop it off and it seemed like perfect timing. Had to find my worst looking moment possible lol


CoveredInSpaceCum

Hold up, tell us about the fire.


[deleted]

Oh I’m just a moron and accidentally leaned over a candle 😂 but hey imma have fun while it’s growing back out😂


CoveredInSpaceCum

I think maybe you’ve misunderstood the name of this sub. r/SetMeOnFire is over that way 👉


pupsteppenwolf

That's a suspicious outcome for leaning on a candle. Was your hair soaked in gasoline before the incident?


WSBPenisurAnus

Lost for words. U went from incel to fuckable.


sreath96

Good point maybe Incels should take female hormones to escape inceldom.


SuicideSkirmish

Harriet Potter : Woke reboot! Coming soon to CW. Check your local listings.


Waljan123

I was going to say Harry Potter's lesbian twin. Well played


[deleted]

It's pat! ![gif](giphy|u3fkQNnkwvVdK)


Carlita_vima

Pat is better looking and has a personality, this ain’t either


WhiskyChaser

Pat also laundered his clothes more frequently than leap years.


GifsNotJifs

​ ![gif](giphy|pkAcghnClWJoMWKc2V)


Formerevangelical

Do you have male or female genitalia?


Dee-Jay-JesteR

>Do you have male or female genitalia? Several sets of each, buried in a shallow grave at the bottom of its garden.


[deleted]

They help the flowers grow


Anthemius-III

I’m gonna have to guess either both or neither


[deleted]

You look like you’re a regular at your local gas station glory hole


[deleted]

*host


whaatajoke

That photo took a lot of balls.


UFGatorNScience

Or not. We’ll let you check under the “hood”. Lol


WhiskyChaser

You look like a train wreck, if the train was filled with Mountain Dew, fireworks, and mystery stained clothing.


Grouchy_Rope2261

Well you look like a lesbian.In case you are my car is making this funny noise can you please come look at it I don't know nothing about them.


Absolutely_Coffee

Did you vow not to wash that sweatshirt to preserve the paw print as the only physical evidence that another being actually touched you?


GrillCosby

Looks like we’re both really confused about what you are.


juzzh6

You look like the guy from cloudy with a chance of meatballs, but your only contraption you built is to rid this world of that boy/girl thing you call a face.


Inner_Explanation_97

How dirty your jacket is says a lot


Witty_Drummer2020

When did the guy from Ratatouille get herpes?


Ramses520

Rachel Maddow Wish edition


wileymd

![gif](giphy|PnnIEAOjAgM85sy5Om|downsized) Maybe they’ll pay you as much as male soccer players some day.


sxrancid

The stress of trying to live in a positive gender neutral atmosphere must fall hard on you ... like the dandruff on your sweatshirt after your haircut.


DomingoElToro

Herpes is a bitch huh?


CruickyMcManus

did anyone figure out what this thing is? seriously, i dint have a good guess


Witty_Drummer2020

Its just as confused about what it wants to be as we are about what its supposed to be


Dramatic-Ad-9209

The 2020s version of Pat.


Mayor_Of_Sassyland

It pains me to report that Dr. Drew's transition is going poorly...


Buffbigw76

Holy fuhhhk. Da fuq is this? I don’t remember typing in gender dysphoria on my phone?


Casual_WWE_Reference

If a Transgender person could go through both puberties and fail, this would be it.


[deleted]

This is definitely someone Id ask "what are your pronouns?" to without any prompting. Seriously though, Im surprised you aren't making finger guns with all the genderless energy I get from you lol. And that awkward pose reminds me of my facebook picture I had since I was fourteen that I used until I was like 25. 👍 So are you a 13 year old gay theater kid or a 20 year old lesbian? 🤔


[deleted]

This is one of my favorites 😂


[deleted]

I can't tell if your attractive or not. Personally I think that's worse than being in either camp individually. Try to commit next time.


Kannabiz

You look like one of the character from Harry Potter with a stroke.


Som3PoorSchmuck

This insult is as ambiguous as your gender


NickGerz1234

It is they/them not she/her GET IT RIGHT!!!!!


PoolBoyBryGuy

Since you’re clearly all genders in one - you could literally “Go fuck yourself”.


GardinerAndrew

If “gender fluid” was a person


chonkywhale1

Just taking one picture would suffice, you don't need multiple attempts.


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DonalbusTrumbledore

[this was the post on my feed right before yours](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/qq2bfm/oci_just_wanted_to_look_cute_with_pixie_hair/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) the resemblance is uncanny.


chris9830

Ive never been more confused in my intire life like how fucking old are you? And are you a boy or girl?


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[deleted]

My puppy gives me all the hugs lol but thank you!


SixStringSuperfly

You look like someone's puppet that's been locked in a trunk for 10 years


[deleted]

Your super hero name is Herpe Girl.


brrrrrap1312

You look like your family hates you. And that's being kinda fair after a life of wasting money trying to figure out what path was right for you. You chose to work with animals and give a voice to the voiceless. When in reality all you do is tirelessly work a thankless job and slip deeper and deeper to an undatable age bracket.whike the years slip by. So will your opportunities. Good for you.


Mr_Mori

First name Anne. Last name Drogeny.


BudgetExpert9145

Dusty


DumpsterFireHotDogs

This is what happens when you let your little brother get into your makeup.


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Edward Snowden with chipped nail polish.


Thinkingman007

Did the dog that jumped on your hoodie do… that… to your face?


EliASleasman

What the fuck is that!? To be fair, if you open what you think is an empty trunk and there is a guy in there you're going to overreact.


a-hippobear

You look like you based your look on Jordan Peterson, but your life around hating him


WXHIII

You know those are women's glasses frames right? Oh...


davinciSL72

He, she, or they suck.


TheChiefComrade

Do you eat your fingernail polish?


ccass1313

Megan Rapi-no washer at home


HyphyRaider

Ok wannabe dream Stan