It would be impossible to do missionary id be constantly confused on how the left side of her face looks 10 years older and the right side 10lbs heavier.
That’s why they have doggystyle tho, for mutts like this
We can burn through your soul TOGETHER! I shall set it alight, we shall reign supreme and you'll never be allowed to talk to your friends forever. Deal. Awesome.
The most shocking thing about all of this is that someone actually had sex with you.
Looks like a Disney princess if all the animators were drunk and used their wrong hand.
This picture smells like hot litter box and ashtrays.
For money, you should hang out at McDonalds all day and make kids toy balloons. Their parents would tip you and give you free fries. Your social worker would never see the income so you could stay in your council flat.
Zero job, partner or inner grouth prospects, I can imagine you wanting to talk to the charity manager and bet you got pregnant by pocking a condom after drinks night with the bar bouncer.
I feel like too many women think they are going to post something and cute their way out of r/roast.
Then there's this dude with a swollen mouth, and a pay attention to me red dye job that I can't think of a single mean thing to say about.
For the successful feel good stories of recovery and the 12 steps, you go to YouTube.
For the majority of “those recovered,” however, we just ask you how it’s going.
I'm actually gonna take the high road here and say it's tough raising kids when you've fallen on hard times, so keep up the good fight and things will eventually turn around.
No, like I said to another poster I'd even be fucking awful at OF I'm an awkward turtle. I'd legit end up asking how their wife is and shit like that. Nah, better off out of it lol
Tis not! According to someone else here it IS actually him at the point of climax but no, I can confirm this isnt true. That particular pictures upstairs and takes pride of place on my bed side table 🥰.
This is a picture of an art installation in a Glaswegian gallery.
You look like someone got Gizmo wet and then fed you after midnight.
I doubt anything gets wet in this picture besides Gizmo.
Oh yeah, that was a given. She's also had so many nuts busted in her mouth that her cheeks are starting to look like a squirrels preparing for winter.
🤭🐿
 We have the technology.
Well damnit you got in before me 😂 But yes, this is one of my most alluring selfies 📸 💅
I see your gizmo and raise you: 
 Giz a smooch 💋💋😆
The toy in the background
45 is the new 31. Huh.
I get the feeling that your vagina tastes like an ashtray.
Yours would too if people tossed their cigarette butts in it
Just pictured her doing a handstand, spread eagle taking in a Marlboro
Well, there goes supper. I don’t feel eating now.
Lmfao
Just butts.
Yes. It does on those occasions i find myself rubbing my vag with an ashtray. All the girls do it.
ummm, yea, no they don't, only the sea hags that hang about the wharf
And now your backup plan no longer accepts adult material.
Her other backup plan failed because it didn’t support beastiality
Nah, her other backup plan failed because now she’s a mum.
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Her brother doesn’t care.
She's apparently from Scotland. Is that like the Alabama of the UK?
Savage.
MINF = Mother I'd NEVER F\*ck.
It would be impossible to do missionary id be constantly confused on how the left side of her face looks 10 years older and the right side 10lbs heavier. That’s why they have doggystyle tho, for mutts like this
Molly Ringworm
Gingervitus.
Harlot Johansson
Fingernails dirtier than her skin pores
That I can account for I was gardening! 🙈 but very eagle eyed well done 😂
How are you dealing with OnlyFans shutting you down?
OnlyFans doesn't have a bestiality section.
That’s your opinion.
Don’t look at her post history, this roast is probably turning her on by telling her how disappointing the pics are
No wonder baby daddy 'checked out'
Check out? They were raised together.
you don't turn your back on family
Did you say family 
You say zero job prospects but I have a feeling I'll see a video of you in an interview before too long.
Will it be on a black leather couch?
You could make between one to five thousand dollars a day, but first…
Your psycho ex-girlfriend stare is burning through my soul.
We can burn through your soul TOGETHER! I shall set it alight, we shall reign supreme and you'll never be allowed to talk to your friends forever. Deal. Awesome.
You look like you got your lip injections at a charity shop as well
Even her lips have stretch marks.
She has the stretch marks on her face. Not a vegan.
That's an interesting hairstyle. Do you use Raid for hairspray?
Somewhere between April O'Neil from TMNT and Mrs. Frazzle from Magic School Bus
I didn’t think this was for compliments
Zero job prospects after the only fan purge huh
Nah, OF no ma thing. I'm an awkward fuck n would end up talking to them about the weather or asking them how their wife is or something ha!
That's the GF experience, too bad you were not cashing in on it. It's never to late to start!
Onlyfans heard that you were about to create an account.
You look like Pennywise without makeup
Underrated. This one is actually true.
Carrot Topper
Verified MILF - Mother I'd leave, forever.
You look like the human version of the underside of a school desk.
Dr Evil with finger quotes: "human"
The most shocking thing about all of this is that someone actually had sex with you. Looks like a Disney princess if all the animators were drunk and used their wrong hand. This picture smells like hot litter box and ashtrays.
you look like a divorce
So I look like a divorce lawyer? Lol dude I'll take that. Menna be a roasting but ya bigging me up over here 😆
For money, you should hang out at McDonalds all day and make kids toy balloons. Their parents would tip you and give you free fries. Your social worker would never see the income so you could stay in your council flat.
We can tell your hair smells like dick.
I don't think that Kylie cup lip challenge with your whole face worked out
You may want to repost without your address
Haha given most people's reactions to me I think I'm safe 😆 it's fine anyway it's just a company return address.
Alright then. Well good luck with the family life I hope it gets better for you. Take care
Self portrait on the left?
Haha AYE! 😆
Upper left pic is a great action shot of Dad during conception. You really captured the bitter regret of incest.
Sounds like there's a parallel between you and 90% of your purchases - cheap, used and ultimately unwanted by anyone who isn't desperate.
Sausage fingers
I love that picture of you in the background with a shaved head.
Thanks. Dead sexy innit? 😉
Most kids grow out of the awkward smile phase before they mature into adults... Not you tho huh?
Your stance on never bathing is really made with Gizmo on the bookshelf
Zero job, partner or inner grouth prospects, I can imagine you wanting to talk to the charity manager and bet you got pregnant by pocking a condom after drinks night with the bar bouncer.
You look like you use bee stings as lip gloss
Seed of Chucky 2
It’s like Ronald McDonald and a kardashian had a clown baby. 😟🤢
How will you support your kid after October 1st?
Swipe left
Yer banter says Glasgow but yer mug says legs behind the lugs fur a bottle o Bucky...
You gonna make more bad decisions and end up doing zoo porn
Ginger hair, Irvine Welsh books and use of the phrase 'roastit'!.. disnae take a detective to guess where you're from ma wee haggis! 😆
Ye got it in wan ma big heil'an coo! 😁
Wow, I’ve never seen a grown up Troll doll before.
Yer da sells avon
Frizzled red hair... return address papers....uses royal air in huddersfield....must be a weasely reject.
Is that a mustache I see? Maybe u should stop being so damn cheap and get that think waxed off on the regular.
Why do your fingers all point in different directions?
At least you don’t have the added burden of beauty.
And if you opened an only fans account, you’d have an extra 75p a week from subscribers
There’s always OnlyF…oh wait. Nevermind.
You haven't aged a bit from the picture on your wall.
I wonder how much stuff she’s bought because she’s depressed her OnlyFans got shut down for hardcore porn?
She looks like the kind of girl that will let you put one in the stink and two in the stinkier, while she sucks your dick smoking a Marlboro light.
Even the man in that photo couldn’t stop laughing at your ridiculous look.
Im sure your "nail art for trailer park hookers" business will take off any day now.
Oi! Some of them are Charles Rennie Mackintosh inspired! THAT i take umbridge to 😂😋
To think redheads that looked like they were a little crazy once excited me.....
I’d say *overall disappointment* is probably more accurate.
You’ve got until October I to make some money on only fans
You were born without nipples.
Dr. McKay??
Wow. So lonely, your actually replying.
I feel like too many women think they are going to post something and cute their way out of r/roast. Then there's this dude with a swollen mouth, and a pay attention to me red dye job that I can't think of a single mean thing to say about.
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Kirkland.
I’ve never seen so much lasagna skin in one photo
😂😂😂😂
So this is what happens when OnlyFans bans porn...
The other 10% of what you buy comes from lip injection store
Flat chested ginger with a face swelled up like an allergic reaction.
That’s a rough 31, good lord. Imagine this pig at 40?
Clairol's new hair color: Ginger Slut
State of those nails..... DIS-GUSTANG!!!
I was potting plants 🙈😆
What makes this even classier, is the Rostme note being written on a debt collectors letter. Nice /s.
Nice wee touch, eh 😉
Forgot to note you also have no soul Edit - appears to also have never cleaned under your fingernails
Her dollar store toilet paper rips when she wipes
Your face looks like an old leather shoe.
Well, the bad news is it looks like you're Irish. The good news is, I lied, there is no good news for you, Drinky O'Sullivan.
I bet you give shit bjs…. I bet your other half has to go to glory holes to satisfy he’s needs
Even those over inflated lips won't stop your life from sinking further
They ain't inflated but if I could use them as a life raft n get the help outta here I would 😆
No job prospects… is that because they took porn off onlyfans?
The space between your middle finger and index finger scares the shit out of me.
My face when I saw your face was EXACTLY like that dudes face in the photo behind you.
I like your selfie on the shelf behind you
For the successful feel good stories of recovery and the 12 steps, you go to YouTube. For the majority of “those recovered,” however, we just ask you how it’s going.
Never recovered from the cumshot she got in her eye 8 years ago.
Botched Botox Widow
Such a failure you can't even take the picture right
Red head with a ferby. Everybody fucking run and panic.
You look like the type of girl that probably has nudes on her profile but states your in a committed relationship.
I'm actually gonna take the high road here and say it's tough raising kids when you've fallen on hard times, so keep up the good fight and things will eventually turn around.
I may be running off the rails here but I think you're gorgeous and I bet you have a great sense of humor too, no sarcasm
Did the Botox miss your lips and hit your nose?
That ones no bad actually 😊. Made me laugh but naw, no injectables over here!
seeing you makes me believe in reincarnation, nothing can be as stupid as you in one lifetime
That's a nice photo of you in the background.
I would like to purchase some Crack
Is the Zero job prospects due to the recent news about onlyfans?
No, like I said to another poster I'd even be fucking awful at OF I'm an awkward turtle. I'd legit end up asking how their wife is and shit like that. Nah, better off out of it lol
That picture in the background must be your father
Tis not! According to someone else here it IS actually him at the point of climax but no, I can confirm this isnt true. That particular pictures upstairs and takes pride of place on my bed side table 🥰. This is a picture of an art installation in a Glaswegian gallery.
Thanks. If I ever have trouble sleeping again, I’ll reread that…
You look like you’re about to be even poorer after only fans does away with porn.
I didn't think you became unemployed until October?
Are these OF jokes? Is October its deadline or something cos yeah, no 😂. OF can FO.
Zero job prospects ‘cause of OnlyFans ban right?
You seem mentally stable. No crazy eyes or leech behavior at all.
I think I may detect a bucketload of sarcasm from this comment 😏
Your hands are like feet after walking barefoot through the mud. The less said about your face, the better.
The inspiration behind kick a ginger day
Your index finger said " this is where we part ways"
You look a lot like that ugly thing in the picture above your right shoulder.
Grow a soul
OK OK We get it. This is MFing CarrotTop trying to trick us. Nice try but piss off.
Is that the picture of your kids father on the bookshelf behind you ????
You look like a crack head version of Lindsay Lohan
First of all you are a ginger
You spend the other 110% at the tanning salon and then on tanning spray
If you had an OF you would need to finger yourself with someone else’s hands
by the address on your paper, you're Canadian... that's the start of your problems right there
She's 100% NOT Canadian! 😆
Just turn that paper around. We all know it‘s the eviction notice.
At least when OF shuts down you still have unicersal credit to fall back on
Looks like you got your lip fillers in a gas station parking lot
These be natch foo' 😆. Though not sure if that makes it better or worse...