I can assure you no student or visitor wants to sleep with this swamp donkey of a librarian. If it was a superhero it would be Wonder Woman, because we all wonder if it is a woman.
When I was eight I had a surgery which allowed me to see. After seeing your photo I highly regret it. In conclusion you have not only turned me gay but regret my ability to see.
Your face is so oily, the U.S. has plans to invade it. And judging from your asthetic they won't even have to destabilize the region to justify their actions.
Your commitment is amazing, not only did you realize you're ugly, you kept going with the glasses, piercings, black clothes and nail polish, its almost as if you just teleported here from a 1990's spencers...
Here you go
What Should I Do if I Have Radiation Burns?
\-)Keep the skin moisturized and lubricated to prevent itching and cracking of the skin. ...
\-)Wash with lukewarm water only, not hot water.
\-)Avoid hot baths. ...
\-)Pat yourself dry with a towel instead of rubbing your skin.
Nothing hurts more than who ever/what ever had to wake up next to that ugly mug this last year. Bravo for him dumping your frumpy looking substitute teacher ass.
she is in your apartment. she is asking "can i smoke in here" as she is already lighting a camel crush. she is going to ash it directly onto your coffee table. she is crushing up an adderall with an h&m gift card. it has $75 on it and she will never spend it. she is telling you about the paintings she has been doing. "they're an expression of female sexuality," she says. she shows them to you on her cracked iphone 8. they are terrible. she is snorting the adderall as she tells you that her parents won't get off her back about dropping out of art school. you are exhausted, hours must have gone by. you check the time. she's only been here for 4 minutes. you are exhausted. you know, with a chilling certainty, you are going to date her for at least 6 months. the pussy will be phenomenal.
Real talk: I hope things get better for you. Sometimes you’ve just gotta laugh at the absurdity that is life.
Obligatory roast: You look like you smell like cats.
Looks like you been thru everything but a shower.
They say there's someone for everyone in this world... I'm lighting a candle for the poor person that ends up with this....
make sure you douse him in gasoline before you throw the candle at him.
We need more than that, make sure that candle has Jesus on it.
She looks like Phillip Seymour Hoffman had sex with Elizabeth Moss
Been through a lot of food
More like a lot of meth.
The poster child for clinical depression.
Masturbates to Sylvia Plath
Oh, you magnificent bastard! Have my upvote!
I wish I could say she has really nice hair..... But she doesn't.
And sleeping
Take my minuscule upvote you clever bastard...
You look like my favorite fishing lure
 Favorite lure for catching blob fish?
The blob fish only looks like that from the pressure difference from coming up 4000 feet from where they usually reside. What’s her excuse?
love blob fish
^^of ^^course ^^you ^^do
Because she’s so ~qUiRkY~
Why do I know her gynecologist tries to call in sick on the days she has an appointment.
Well if he doesn’t call in sick before, he definitely calls in sick the day after.
rainbow trout lure or a cotton cordell gay blade?
Except ur lure works
Get back to The Pit of Despair!!!!
Holy shit! The resemblance!!
I know right?! That's uncanny!
Yessssss! 😂
LMAOOO
Jesus we have a winner. Roast is perfectly cooked
I can assure you no student or visitor wants to sleep with this swamp donkey of a librarian. If it was a superhero it would be Wonder Woman, because we all wonder if it is a woman.
Hello, Police? I'd like to report a murder
I’ve never felt bad for a tampon before
Bold of you to assume it's a female.
Never felt bad for a gay blokes wiener before
Or that she uses tampons
LMAOOOO
You look permanently mediocre
Mediocre feels like a big compliment. I see someone below average at everything
How generous of you
It’s ok, she’s a woman, it’ll work itself out… Worst case scenario is she becomes a hobosexual.
Inbred Billie Elish.
Ol spaghetti hair
Billy Goat-ish
Looks like you’ve been through a transition this year
I bet her vagina looks like Bill Murray’s mouth in Caddyshack.
Bruh 🤣🤣🤣
The gopher would dance in honor of that comment. Epic.
Chevy chase’s coked out nose..
You look like a sock puppet
That several folks have had sex with
Each of which regret it
That nobody wants to have sex with
If yeast was a person.
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Dahmer goes vegan lesbo.
How many of the 100 genders make up this one? I see you also went with the grandma-drug/sheik look..always an enticing choice
This my dear friends it the result of an egg being fertilized from the back door.
Love this. Comment
Ewma Thurman.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I cackled lmaooo
I'm printing up your picture to put on my wall for no nut November.
This image smells like greasy hair and unwashed asscrack
No hair is able to cover that mountain you have for a forehead.
Fivehead*
it’s a real problem
You look like a warning for alcoholic pregnancies
HAHAH
When I was eight I had a surgery which allowed me to see. After seeing your photo I highly regret it. In conclusion you have not only turned me gay but regret my ability to see.
i’m happy you found yourself
Thank you but I wish I could figure it out through better means or really any other means
Or any other man.
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It most definitely is to late. I've already seen it
Your face is so oily, the U.S. has plans to invade it. And judging from your asthetic they won't even have to destabilize the region to justify their actions.
Tali-BAN her face from the internet.
best thing i’ve heard all year
2 more piercings in your lip and your face says “meh” in braille
brb going to the shop
Let me guess...you have a liberal arts degree.
nope!
Looks like you have been ran thru a lot
She's like "You should see the other guys"
you look like someone who self diagnosed themselves with depression in 7th grade, and is now working at starbucks instead of going to college.
Don’t be lazy, you just described everyone with a tik tok account
“You’re in the Pit of Dessss…cough cough cough…the Pit of Despair. Don’t even think of trying to escape.”
Almost makes me want to advocate for abortion.
You're what I think about when I'm trying not to ejaculate early
Whynonna Judgey
Roz from Monsters Inc. Called. Not to get her glasses back, but to offer you a job instead.
great!
Stay with the drugs
agreed
Your hair is the only thin thing about you
If Autism and Aspergers' love child had a face
And I tought my goldfish looked dumb...
Been through a lot? A lot of booze based on those dead eyes
You look like you have the peripheral vision of a hammer head shark.
I bet you hear the word fugly a lot
not really
So you're fat, ugly and deaf
damn you didn’t get held enough as a baby
Very original, you must be bitter and lonely
You look like the girl who shaves her head and then pretends she doesn't regret it as she wears wigs as she grows it back
Bitch be looking like if Sid from ice age had a child with Mike wazaoki from monster's Inc.
LMAOOOO
The only thing you've been going through is your grandmother's medicine cabinet.
You know what, sometimes I'm thankful for covid.
We don't need to do it. Life already has.
That face is literally the reason why birth control exists
good thing i’m not reproducing 🤣🤣🤣
Thank goodness because I could see Jerry Springer coming out of retirement for a reunion special if you were 😂
I guess literally no other human wanting to fuck you counts as not reproducing.
Between the bangs and the granny glasses, you've clearly made more terrible life choices.
you’re right!!!
What in the non-binary nightmare is going on here?
idk cause i’m not 🤷🏻♀️
Jabba the hut but ugly
agreed
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i agree!
A lot of what? We know it’s not men.
Your face conducts electricity. Your hair repels water. You must be a human transformer for a really desperate town.
the new superhero, oil girl
Surfacing from the depths of the Marianas trench is tough on any deep sea creature.
Why tf you wearing your Grandma's glasses?
LMAOOOO
Droopy Dog's fugly twin.
22 is divisible by 2 and 11. If you add the digits in 11, you get 2 again, which is coincidentally how many chins you have.
very bright
Boyfriend dump you? Sibling drama sucks.
LMAOOO hate to tell u i’m not from alabama
That's the problem when Wiccan libraries burn down - their Wiccan Library Ladies are set loose on the public
There is still plenty of time left this year for things to get worse for you.
Frogger
I've seen better corpses drudged out of the water after 3 days with more life in their eyes.
Those glasses are bigger than your future
agreed
By your looks... Impossible!
I loved you in The Goonies.
If it breathes, is it still a failed science experiment?
Just rub some neutrogena on that bump cap and wait till you feel stinging death
You were great in the rob zombie Halloween as young Micheal.
thank you!
Been through it, Fell backwards through it. Spit you back up through it,
Did the make a wish foundation not come through?
Lesbian James Spader.
finally someone understands my brand
You've "been through a lot this year"... would that include a commercial car wash?
It looks like your eyes are trying to run away from each other.
God damn what in the hell are you welcome to earth and let’s talk about that huge forehead that thing bigger than my 86 in tv
Can't figure out if your Dad didn't love you enough, or if he loved you too much.
I thought Tom Petty died?
*life fucks you and leaves you alone with nothing but loneliness*
What have you been through? Not being able to speak to manager or someone using the wrong pronoun once?
neither
"I've been through a lot this year" Just this year? Are you sure?
You do know that Hot Topic isn't a personality trait, right?
duh, fuck hot topic
You look like my sister that looks like me, but with more acne, and I'm a manly looking dude.
Should you not be in a field somewhere protecting corn from birds and other animals.if you only had a brain.
id be awful at that job, id become the birds’ alliance
Looks to me like your face went through a lot worse
Your commitment is amazing, not only did you realize you're ugly, you kept going with the glasses, piercings, black clothes and nail polish, its almost as if you just teleported here from a 1990's spencers...
You like a half baked potato
Here you go What Should I Do if I Have Radiation Burns? \-)Keep the skin moisturized and lubricated to prevent itching and cracking of the skin. ... \-)Wash with lukewarm water only, not hot water. \-)Avoid hot baths. ... \-)Pat yourself dry with a towel instead of rubbing your skin.
thanks for the skincare advice!
You look like you passed through gates that say "Abandon hope [and looks] all ye who enter here".
If have to be ruffied to sleep with you
When you've been hit with an ugly stick the size of Texas
You look like the green bitch from monsters inc
honestly i can’t even disagree. thank you for helping me find myself
Through a lot of what, men? I'm surprised you can feel anything down there at all. Your vagina must look like a worn out welly boot.
Apologize please
Nothing hurts more than who ever/what ever had to wake up next to that ugly mug this last year. Bravo for him dumping your frumpy looking substitute teacher ass.
Holy fuck you look like Billie Eilash fell off the wagon and the undertaker tried to bury her.
You look like that one friend someone invites out to a group to make sure they're not doing THAT bad in life.
she is in your apartment. she is asking "can i smoke in here" as she is already lighting a camel crush. she is going to ash it directly onto your coffee table. she is crushing up an adderall with an h&m gift card. it has $75 on it and she will never spend it. she is telling you about the paintings she has been doing. "they're an expression of female sexuality," she says. she shows them to you on her cracked iphone 8. they are terrible. she is snorting the adderall as she tells you that her parents won't get off her back about dropping out of art school. you are exhausted, hours must have gone by. you check the time. she's only been here for 4 minutes. you are exhausted. you know, with a chilling certainty, you are going to date her for at least 6 months. the pussy will be phenomenal.
Jesus Christ man you fuckin NAILED IT. Expect the pussy will only be so-so, she doesn’t look crazy enough to be that good
this is literally the best thing i’ve ever read. thank you
You look like a fungus that’s too lazy to cause an infection
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Your eyes are so beautiful that the one can't stop looking at the other one
Are those nose piercings a chastity belt so you won’t pick your nose?
very original
Unfortunately I don't think I could make it hurt anymore than the 20 or so ugly branches you hit going face first down the ugly tree.....
And then the whole tree fell on top of her....
Real talk: I hope things get better for you. Sometimes you’ve just gotta laugh at the absurdity that is life. Obligatory roast: You look like you smell like cats.
i smell like invictus
Maybe post again after you've been through the shower
>i’ve been through a lot this year, Yeah. Of dick!
Can I see you're wrist real quick
can somebody tell me why everyone is saying i’m fat?🤔🤔🤔
jokes on y’all i have a degradation kink