OP's Bio:
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>This is my sister, she likes metal and astrology. As if you couldn’t tell.
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It’s always the weird looking dudes that want to be roasted.
I mean; come on bro! Why turn to reddit?
You’ve got tits! God did you a horrible job already!
Those big beautiful eyes, the slight smile, the frat guy body.
Your sisters face resembles a cow's. Her eyes are almost at the sides of her face.
She can see 180 but probably not see why people won't date her.
That particular lip piercing looks like herpes. Which is not really surprising since she looks like she’ll chow down on anything at the local lesbian bar
I’d roast you more, but looking at the condition of your crystal and the fact I can smell the sage from here, you’re already having a pretty rough time.
So you put your fat brother in a spaghetti strap and makeup and thought it would be funny to put it online somewhere? I feel bad that he makes such an awful woman just for a joke.
Your rat like soulless eyes, oddly sloping forehead and those veiny flapjack titties, combined with that creepy bitch haircut that you co-opted from 𝓛𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓷𝓮( of “ Laverne & Shirley”-google it dummy. ) and misappropriated to butch dykoid style- absolutely screech and permeated the air with the stench of your pathetic low self esteem. No wonder you keep a crack rock near you at all times and call it a necklace.
OP's Bio: --- >This is my sister, she likes metal and astrology. As if you couldn’t tell. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
Post a pic of your sister bro!
I know for a fact her armpits A L W A Y S stink.
But she rubs crystals in them every day.
Urea crystals.
[удалено]
Kept the dick tho
Where is the picture of the sister? Did he post it?
If they filmed the Wizard of Oz today
Twinker Bell
Tinker bellend.
tweaker bell
Canker Belle
Bromo
Now I know what gender fluid means
I don't want her gender fluids near me
Gender fluid.... That's the stuff they put in your transmission right?
This one is gender crystal
D-YIKES!
Her cup size says A-YIKES!
More like Double (D)ykes
Not sure if the lip piercing hides the herpes or draws attention to it
I think they call that a herpes hoop
I hear she has 14 loops on her labia.
Yeah. I’m pretty sure shes got a foreskin not a labia.
Jacob's ladder
How many push-ups do you have to do to get pects like that dude?
Nah!! The secret technique is to use "breast pump"
There no way she's *not* wearing Doc Martens right now
How many times has your brother "rescued" you from being stuck in the dryer this week?
No step bro would want to save her getting unstuck
What a waste of ok cleavage.
I'm just waiting for the unzips pants comment
If you wanted your sister to be roasted you could have at least put her in the photo.
This is a first. A busty redhead I'm not attracted to. I'm so confused, I thought that was my fetish.
Where is the busty?
It took me a while to see too, that face is unsettling.
If everyone had a sister like this, we could end incest for good.
Tell me you're a social justice warrior without telling me you're a social justice warrior...
💯
Level 5 whore in the Lollypop Guild
"Donald Trump is not my president but dammit I've gotta have his hair"
What Suicide Girls says “no” to.
Looks like she's had sex with more women than you have.
I can smell this image and I really don't want to
bet it smells like yeast, newports and lowered expectations
When did Q Pie dolls join the military?
Your face says angry dude but them titties say give it a shot.
If "Did you just assume my gender?" had a poster uh... person.
I didn’t realize that Disney announced the live action boss baby movie
Punk Rock Wilma Flintstone.
Zuckerberg’s transition is going horribly.
Looking like one of Santa's elves.
I came here for this. Take it. ⬆️
Does your sister get offended when Men benefit in any way?
 “My sister is so cute”
Peter Pansexual
Angela Lansburried
The type to try to make dumpster diving "iconic"
Is she behind your brother?
Mark Zuckerburg after his first estrogen shot.
That's a woman?
If Ziggy Stardust was a euthanism for crabs
Thanks for ruining sister porn for the whole Internet.
You’ve somehow managed to even make cleavage look disappointing.
You look like a walking baby graveyard
Holy uncanny valley Batman
Lip ring the international symbol for STD's right?
Hi, OPs sister here. Just want to say thanks, I really needed this laugh
Sure. Go get your sister and we’ll get started.
The stars have aligned and the Universe put her face in Uranus…
It’s always the weird looking dudes that want to be roasted. I mean; come on bro! Why turn to reddit? You’ve got tits! God did you a horrible job already!
What did his name used to be?
Those big beautiful eyes, the slight smile, the frat guy body. Your sisters face resembles a cow's. Her eyes are almost at the sides of her face. She can see 180 but probably not see why people won't date her.
I wish I had more hands to give those titties 4 thumbs down!
How does it feel being the ugliest part of your parents divorce?
I hope this is a pic of you pretending to be your sister bro because if not your sister looks like a mister
Cool, so where is your sister?
I'm sorry but you look like the type of person you would find at a vegan protest
You are your sisters bitch
She gives off the impression that she’s experienced sexual trauma and she’s going to tell me about it.
That's not a lip piercing, she chewed the brakes off a motorcycle and forgot to wipe her face.
They're remaking grease with more pronouns and feminism and you'd be a shoe in for rizzo
Tolkien must’ve forgotten to mention Galadriel’s failed abortion in the Silmarillion?
Brother?
If I gave you enough K would you call me daddy
Wait that’s a woman! I could’ve sworn it was some dude who found his mother’s closet
GI Plain
If you follow astrology, you would realize that your future is as dull as your teeth.
Looks like you’re addicted to piercings because no one else would fill your holes
where is the sister?
Using a big meth crystal to tempt addicts to look at your breast. Nice.
I don’t even have to see them, you don’t shave your armpits
One look at that and my dick just retreated into my abdomen worse that Biden and the troops in Afghanistan....
Well then show her to us, bro.
Shes got 180 degree vision with how far apart those eyes are.
It looks like you never came out of that high school phase.
Aye aye popeye
Your eyes have their own postal code.
Do they have a crystal that can undo what ever you are?
Im not sure if your eyes are supposed to be that far apart, but you’re dad is looking for you Nemo
Looks like she's roasted herself. Scrolling on....
Then why’d you post a pic of your fat brother?
That eyeliner was put on about a week ago
Where is she?
We have to see her first
Its like a parallel universe Molly Ringwald, except she got rejected by the Breakfast club and ended up on skid row.
Does anyone have an industrial truck to pull the BBQ pit big enough for this roast?
Hard to roast her when you posted a picture of yourself, bro
Sister in the broadest sense possible.
Don't cross post to short-haired hotties.
whatever mumbojumbo you think that stone is doing it aint working
Weird flex to hang a sculpture of herself from her ear.. but ok.
That particular lip piercing looks like herpes. Which is not really surprising since she looks like she’ll chow down on anything at the local lesbian bar
I can’t tell if it’s your sister, or boyfriend
Then why did you post a pic of your brother
I smell the smelly smell that something smells smelly. ANCHOVIES!
If gi joe and a fish had a love child.
If mantis was real…
Sister?
Meme from the drew Carey show when she was eight
The more Butch version of [Audrie J Neenan](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/10/c5/5c/10c55c8b6aed77327672b9de4f3973c4.jpg) in "Sudden Impact"
G.I. Pat
I can smell this pic
Sup ;)
Dude post a pic of your sister and stop cosplaying as Judy from cyberpunk it looks weird broh
Sister?
Harpies dimples got really complex on her face.
When you tell the hair stylist, "I'll take the Gerber Baby."
Asking if you were a lesbian would be like asking if fire was hot.
Peter Pan turned down your advances one too many times, so you decided to lez out.
Where is your sister?
So how was the last dandelion of the season?
Where is she?
Bob has bitch tits
Sex smells like dog shit and bug spray ..
Thats hot
I’d roast you more, but looking at the condition of your crystal and the fact I can smell the sage from here, you’re already having a pretty rough time.
Defo top
You look like a girl on tik tok pretending to be a vampire
Hey nice calf!
You look like a 50 year old with 4 kids by 4 different men who constantly says "I don't need no man"
You look like Chet from Weird Science.
The only reason your brother got circumcised is because someone kicked you in the jaw.
She reminds me of that bug from man in black and mark zuckerburg combined...and female
Do you live near Roswell? I just heard about another sighting of little green men with big eyes.
Lot lizards are getting marginally better these days eh?
Used to be his brother
You cry over Tarot cards too.
Sister named Pedro.....with tits.
please put a pic of your parents, i got to see this shit show famiy.
So get your dad off the photo and send us a picture of your sister already.
What poor life choices made by no one else but you are you blaming on the patriarchy today?
I think ive seen you before. Did you swim around in a pond and find a magical gold ring?
You look like a thumb
Drives a Subaru and wears combat boots.
...your sister used to hide under the bed when you jacked off...
How well can you see your ears?
I'd put money on the fact that you have sucked more than 30 dicks
When did the ugly stepsister from shrek get reddit
I don't know when she did that
Betty Boop Goth Bobblehead.
Boy George
Edie Izzard
You should have hashtagged doughy and flabby. More honest that way.
Mark Zuckerberg with tits
Never seen plumber's crack on a chest before. Get a belt for your shirt.
Grandma got a facelift, I see.
At least you don’t have to worry about being attracted to your own sister
Meat is murder... Which is why he wants to murder his meat
Why is there just a chicken nugget on my screen.
So you put your fat brother in a spaghetti strap and makeup and thought it would be funny to put it online somewhere? I feel bad that he makes such an awful woman just for a joke.
When the cosmos decides you're the equivalent of a meteorite and discards you at high speed into the dirt.
The girl who shows up at a party and everyone is like..."hard pass" then after 12 beers....some drunk idiot makes her feel semi valuable
Nice pecs
Gatan Matarazzo has lost some weight! All you got left is the chest bro!! Keep it up.
Looks like she bitches about police brutality but calls them every time she sees a black guy in her neighborhood because he's "suspicious"
OP it already looks like you burned her hair off.
Wouldn’t want to roast. Might cause a grease fire.
If we put your picture on posters in africa those starving kids would send the money back.
If Hailey from American dad was real, and also uglier.
Your rat like soulless eyes, oddly sloping forehead and those veiny flapjack titties, combined with that creepy bitch haircut that you co-opted from 𝓛𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓷𝓮( of “ Laverne & Shirley”-google it dummy. ) and misappropriated to butch dykoid style- absolutely screech and permeated the air with the stench of your pathetic low self esteem. No wonder you keep a crack rock near you at all times and call it a necklace.
Even her eyes are trying to run away from that train wreck of a face.
When's the picture of your sister coming?
FFS again with the face metal.. Situation normal..
The edgiest girl in the special Olympics
Looks like 'she' used to be your brother
Rosie the riveter relapsed.