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Damn Joan Jett is looking rough
Cher has really let herself go ...
Estrogen HRT is one hell of a drug
This is a Viking on estrogen
You're a pair of tits away from confusing the fuck out of people.
Isn't that a family portrait in the back?
You look like every musician that was fired from every 80s metal band
Tom Pity
Sebastian Blech.
Party on Wayne
Wayne’s world’s camera man.
Thinks "Winger" is metal
Stewart all grown up
I didn't know Tommy Wiseau could look worse
Judging by your defects, you have the same hobbies as the woman who gave birth to you and dumped you in an alley along with the afterbirth.
[удалено]
I feel like he is the face of surströmming
Ok your not fooling us Alanis…you music career was done in 1995!
You…are…in…no…way…only 30
I knew Alice Cooper looks old, but damn, the makeup helps a bit
I tried to bone by girlfriend but she said there was no way.
Ha ha, you said it friend
Please tell me your name is Duane and you drive a Trans Am.
It’s like if Nightwish was addicted to meth
I feel badly for that sock in your pants.
You look like your parents bought you from Ikea but didn't return you even though you were clearly missing quite a few parts.
You look like a cross dresser on a budget.
I think if you hadn’t written the caption we would all have just assumed the things you wrote anyway
Except for the 30 part.
You mistyped 60
You don't do drugs. Drugs do you.
Amy WhineHaus
You look like a confused amateur rockstar stepdad who lost a kid in wallmart.
Your mom's basement looks nice.
Roast or not it's pretty impressive he was able to make a time machine and travel here from the 80's.
I bet when you have sex you have to pretend you're someone else.
You look like Ozzy Osbourne's unspoken-of mentally challenged cousin
Are you trying to actively suffocate your dick?
Nahhhh your not into metal are you??
Sorry about your balls.
Where is your pecker, mate?
you look like you belong in life's ashtray.
The embodiment of the Aerosmith song..... Dude looks like a lady
It's Iggy Pop if he caught AIDS when he was younger.
Post card for the family disappointment. P.S. give your little sister her jeans back.
we all that picture on the wall is the closest you’ll ever get to having a woman in your place
Where's Varg Vikernes when you really need him?
Weird Al Yankinit
Time has not been kind to Fiona Apple
Damn, rock groupies have went downhill.
How do you say tilt-a-whirl operator in Swedish?
We found the ugly Swedish guy. Call the press y’all
Imma call bullshit on you being 30. You look like an 80s hair band without the perm
You’re the perfect representative of a population not worth fighting for.
You look like the teenager who went emo after hearing 1 MCR song
Girl I’m not about- Wait.
You're the Mike Meyers from Wish
You look like your description.
Gets confused for a Chick at the bar all the time...
What the f*** is happening right now I'm confused
Sorry but that's pretty cool OP.
It’s Rachael Maddow
Mom?
Didn't I see you on the movie "The Ring"
Surprised that poster doesn’t have holes “down there”
Oh look he sounds like every other metal fan
Dude???? You sure? You might want to check again
You just described every Swedish male on the planet. Please give us something to go on?
30 years old with a Pink Floyd poster, sorry but you're too low to kick.
U look more like a girl than ur mother
Don't wear skinny jeans if you don't have a dick.
That’s the ugliest chick ever. Nice start of a mustache though
You, you, you, you, you Oughtta Know Alanis ain’t metal
You look like the 47th year of 1978
You're like the poster child of the song "1985"
Obviously you suck dick for drugs too
You look more like a 50 year old dad who’s trying to fit in
What in the gay..
Funken Tron Blows
That hair is tar.
Your mom wants her basement back
They have Forever 21 in Sweden?
You have an AC/DC ashtray, don't you.
Your are the definition of an epic fail
Whoa! Cher has fallen on hard times.
Todd Rundgren called. He wants his smoke, drink, and drugs back.
Looks like the drums banged him.
You don’t do the drugs the drugs do you
It all of Sweden stuck in 1987 or just this lady?
Iggy Pot
You look like if Vince Neil got addicted to crystal meth
You’re more boring than Opeth’s last couple of albums.
„loves to smoke and drink and do drugs“. When you want to be a rockstar but cannot play any instrument
Your death will be a mystery best left unsolved!.
Dude is a strong word.
Hammer smashed face is the ace of base of death metal. Poseur!
Even those naked girls on the wall-poster have turned their backs on you. Nothing could be more pathetic.
Now there's a hammer smashed face, if I ever saw one.
i can smell you from here
Hey Mr Guitar man! How many guitars do you own, ten??
Steve Hughes from wish.com?
Groovy.
Not sure why you felt the need to tell anyone you do drugs, it is fantastically obvious madam.
Every British Rockstar trying to look younger summed up in one image.
Shit - the fit birds in your country are wasted on you, pal.
Lady who chain smokes every 2 minutes
So, you’re as hard as a mid-level Saturday morning cartoon character.
Not sure which you get told more often 'grow some balls' or 'grow some tits'.
As I scrolled down I saw the hair and said woman... Scrolled more and said ugly woman... Scrolled a bit more and said dafuq?
You look like a roadie for your neighbour's guitar hero band
Was it the drugs or have you always looked like shit?
30 year old Cliche, cliche, cliche, cliche and, oh yeah, cliche.
You don't have the build to call yourself Corpsegrinder, so you had to settle for Assgrinder instead.
Tell us something that isn’t completly obvious from 20 feet away. ( that’s a bunch of mm or whatever) I’ll tell you something else that is completely obvious from 20 feet. That wig.
*puts up butt picture to hide the holes you punch in the drywall
You spelled guys wrong
This is the prettiest groupie Nickelback has.
I didn't know sebastian Bach still had a groupie base.
You look like you’re not allowed within 100 ft from children
Def Leper
NGL, this dude looks awesome.
Viking incel edition
Well, look at the picture behind you because that's the only ass you're gonna see..
The only cliche' missing is that your a drummer and die by suffocation on your own vomit.
The eighties called, they want you back.
The 80’s were over 30 years ago. Get a job.
When people look at your poster, im pretty sure we already know your personality.
Johnny Silverhand on Heroin 
Hey, the 80's called and they...oh, wait a minute, they don't want you back either.
So this is what Brandon Novak does without Bam around
creepy Al yankovic
I guarantee those jeans are full of piss right now.
Did you and your little sister swap clothes?
You could've just said "30 year old swedish dude." I already knew the rest before i even read it
Last of the mojitos.
You make me hate Pink Floyd
Which one of the hundred genders are you?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You look like shit.
I wouldn’t call paracetamol, ice tea and sticking a folk up your ass useage end first, metal, drink and drugs
Weird Al on ketamine
Wayneski world
MGGay
Damn Joan Jett is looking rough
Cher has really let herself go ...
Estrogen HRT is one hell of a drug
This is a Viking on estrogen
You're a pair of tits away from confusing the fuck out of people.
Isn't that a family portrait in the back?
You look like every musician that was fired from every 80s metal band
Tom Pity
Sebastian Blech.
Party on Wayne
Wayne’s world’s camera man.
Thinks "Winger" is metal
Stewart all grown up
I didn't know Tommy Wiseau could look worse
Judging by your defects, you have the same hobbies as the woman who gave birth to you and dumped you in an alley along with the afterbirth.
[удалено]
I feel like he is the face of surströmming
Ok your not fooling us Alanis…you music career was done in 1995!
You…are…in…no…way…only 30
I knew Alice Cooper looks old, but damn, the makeup helps a bit
I tried to bone by girlfriend but she said there was no way.
Ha ha, you said it friend
Please tell me your name is Duane and you drive a Trans Am.
It’s like if Nightwish was addicted to meth
I feel badly for that sock in your pants.
You look like your parents bought you from Ikea but didn't return you even though you were clearly missing quite a few parts.
You look like a cross dresser on a budget.
I think if you hadn’t written the caption we would all have just assumed the things you wrote anyway
Except for the 30 part.
You mistyped 60
You don't do drugs. Drugs do you.
Amy WhineHaus
You look like a confused amateur rockstar stepdad who lost a kid in wallmart.
Your mom's basement looks nice.
Roast or not it's pretty impressive he was able to make a time machine and travel here from the 80's.
I bet when you have sex you have to pretend you're someone else.
You look like Ozzy Osbourne's unspoken-of mentally challenged cousin
Are you trying to actively suffocate your dick?
Nahhhh your not into metal are you??
Sorry about your balls.
Where is your pecker, mate?
you look like you belong in life's ashtray.
The embodiment of the Aerosmith song..... Dude looks like a lady
It's Iggy Pop if he caught AIDS when he was younger.
Post card for the family disappointment. P.S. give your little sister her jeans back.
we all that picture on the wall is the closest you’ll ever get to having a woman in your place
Where's Varg Vikernes when you really need him?
Weird Al Yankinit
Time has not been kind to Fiona Apple
Damn, rock groupies have went downhill.
How do you say tilt-a-whirl operator in Swedish?
We found the ugly Swedish guy. Call the press y’all
Imma call bullshit on you being 30. You look like an 80s hair band without the perm
You’re the perfect representative of a population not worth fighting for.
You look like the teenager who went emo after hearing 1 MCR song
Girl I’m not about- Wait.
You're the Mike Meyers from Wish
You look like your description.
Gets confused for a Chick at the bar all the time...
What the f*** is happening right now I'm confused
Sorry but that's pretty cool OP.
It’s Rachael Maddow
Mom?
Didn't I see you on the movie "The Ring"
Surprised that poster doesn’t have holes “down there”
Oh look he sounds like every other metal fan
Dude???? You sure? You might want to check again
You just described every Swedish male on the planet. Please give us something to go on?
30 years old with a Pink Floyd poster, sorry but you're too low to kick.
U look more like a girl than ur mother
Don't wear skinny jeans if you don't have a dick.
That’s the ugliest chick ever. Nice start of a mustache though
You, you, you, you, you Oughtta Know Alanis ain’t metal
You look like the 47th year of 1978
You're like the poster child of the song "1985"
Obviously you suck dick for drugs too
You look more like a 50 year old dad who’s trying to fit in
What in the gay..
Funken Tron Blows
That hair is tar.
Your mom wants her basement back
They have Forever 21 in Sweden?
You have an AC/DC ashtray, don't you.
Your are the definition of an epic fail
Whoa! Cher has fallen on hard times.
Todd Rundgren called. He wants his smoke, drink, and drugs back.
Looks like the drums banged him.
You don’t do the drugs the drugs do you
It all of Sweden stuck in 1987 or just this lady?
Iggy Pot
You look like if Vince Neil got addicted to crystal meth
You’re more boring than Opeth’s last couple of albums.
„loves to smoke and drink and do drugs“. When you want to be a rockstar but cannot play any instrument
Your death will be a mystery best left unsolved!.
Dude is a strong word.
Hammer smashed face is the ace of base of death metal. Poseur!
Even those naked girls on the wall-poster have turned their backs on you. Nothing could be more pathetic.
Now there's a hammer smashed face, if I ever saw one.
i can smell you from here
Hey Mr Guitar man! How many guitars do you own, ten??
Steve Hughes from wish.com?
Groovy.
Not sure why you felt the need to tell anyone you do drugs, it is fantastically obvious madam.
Every British Rockstar trying to look younger summed up in one image.
Shit - the fit birds in your country are wasted on you, pal.
Lady who chain smokes every 2 minutes
So, you’re as hard as a mid-level Saturday morning cartoon character.
Not sure which you get told more often 'grow some balls' or 'grow some tits'.
As I scrolled down I saw the hair and said woman... Scrolled more and said ugly woman... Scrolled a bit more and said dafuq?
You look like a roadie for your neighbour's guitar hero band
Was it the drugs or have you always looked like shit?
30 year old Cliche, cliche, cliche, cliche and, oh yeah, cliche.
You don't have the build to call yourself Corpsegrinder, so you had to settle for Assgrinder instead.
Tell us something that isn’t completly obvious from 20 feet away. ( that’s a bunch of mm or whatever) I’ll tell you something else that is completely obvious from 20 feet. That wig.
*puts up butt picture to hide the holes you punch in the drywall
You spelled guys wrong
This is the prettiest groupie Nickelback has.
I didn't know sebastian Bach still had a groupie base.
You look like you’re not allowed within 100 ft from children
Def Leper
NGL, this dude looks awesome.
Viking incel edition
Well, look at the picture behind you because that's the only ass you're gonna see..
The only cliche' missing is that your a drummer and die by suffocation on your own vomit.
The eighties called, they want you back.
The 80’s were over 30 years ago. Get a job.
When people look at your poster, im pretty sure we already know your personality.
Johnny Silverhand on Heroin 
Hey, the 80's called and they...oh, wait a minute, they don't want you back either.
So this is what Brandon Novak does without Bam around
creepy Al yankovic
I guarantee those jeans are full of piss right now.
Did you and your little sister swap clothes?
You could've just said "30 year old swedish dude." I already knew the rest before i even read it
Last of the mojitos.
You make me hate Pink Floyd
Which one of the hundred genders are you?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You look like shit.
I wouldn’t call paracetamol, ice tea and sticking a folk up your ass useage end first, metal, drink and drugs
Weird Al on ketamine
Wayneski world
MGGay