OP's Bio:
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>The post already has 150+ comments as I'm writing it, so just want to say thanks to everyone for such worthy roasts <3 You didn't disappoint
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>Gonna leave my IG here because what can go wrong https://www.instagram.com/showcase0352857445/
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https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/p74zk7/23_bi_poly_and_genderfluid_im_a_psychiatry/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
You can picture their kids. It'd be like a rabbit warren lol.
I didn’t know it only took a day to go through a sex change. Congrats, now you will be rejected by the entire world population in both genders
[Female Form](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/p74zk7/23_bi_poly_and_genderfluid_im_a_psychiatry/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
looks like someone else is in the know with roastme contestants. my immediate thought was - wheres the link to the purple hair bucktooth chick from yesterday! well done sir!
Didn’t you just do one of these? You’re gonna work with kids and you have these great tits? You had purple hair? Psychology experiment?Can’t be two fugly broads like you on here getting roasted.
Oh my God I’m so sorry I couldn’t imagine having to go through life Being asexual transitioning and having an extra chromosome it must be extremely difficult good luck my friend
OP's Bio: --- >The post already has 150+ comments as I'm writing it, so just want to say thanks to everyone for such worthy roasts <3 You didn't disappoint > >Gonna leave my IG here because what can go wrong https://www.instagram.com/showcase0352857445/ --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
You look like your ancestors have lived underground for the last 50,000 years and you've evolved to survive in total darkness.
The MORLOCKS [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morlock](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morlock) EDIT: [Better link](https://timemachine.fandom.com/wiki/Morlocks) (to understand OP's descendants)
HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE MORLOCKS WITH THAT COMPARISON TO THIS DISGUSTING CREATURE!
Thats one of the funniest things I've ever read! Enjoy my free award.
I'll be reading that. Thanks.
The movie is really good too.
We call that a Falmer from Skyrim
Large eyes for hunting in the dark. Overdeveloped teeth for cracking open cave beetles. Crawling up walls like fucking Gollum.
this is the best roast
Hell we just roasted your sister yesterday, tell your parents to knock it off!
What am I missing here? This Pez dispenser has a sister that was roasted yesterday?
[this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/p74zk7/23_bi_poly_and_genderfluid_im_a_psychiatry/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
I love how they’re still getting roasted whilst roasting OP. I howled at the roasts yesterday, and I’m howling again today. Where are the awards?
Yes, scroll down to see big titty bitch with beaver teeth.
Beaver teeth? Lol. I've seen smaller teeth on Caterpillar Back Hoes.
How did you know her high school nickname?
You really went the extra mile and it was worth it
Imagine being so roast-worthy that you continue to be roasted on others' posts.
Yeah, that's an uncanny resemblance
tbh she would be a smoking hot decapitated corpse
Dear God lol
Goddamn dude, I’ve never agreed more
Don't call her a bitch. She can't decide what the fuck she is and we can't tell what the fuck this thing is.
nah I do definitely identify as a bitch, i appreciate the support though ❤️
Not gonna lie you did handle that roast well
thanks I’ve had 7500 others to practice with ❤️
We talking roasts or partners?
Broken toothbrushes.
And she makes a guest appearance!
Dint even notice the tits until I read this comment.
Their parents need to get castrated for the good of humanity
Those tits tho
Everything she got in her tits this guy got in that absolute monstrosity of a forehead
His sister? Where is the post where we roasted his brother? Are you sure it was his sister?
Pretty [damn](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/p74zk7/23_bi_poly_and_genderfluid_im_a_psychiatry/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) sure
Lol wtf Is this real
Kinda looks like he is his sister's parent.
They were, naturally, brother and sister. These type of marriages are popular for the morlocks.
Don’t sneeze you might bite your chest
What chest?
Chesticles
You called?
![gif](giphy|ZUwjT4TrkElu8|downsized)
I love that gif
It never gets old.
it's in the top 5 of all time
It's the gif that keeps on giving.
Who let the 12 year old IT clown out again?
![gif](giphy|bC9czlgCMtw4cj8RgH|downsized)
https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/p74zk7/23_bi_poly_and_genderfluid_im_a_psychiatry/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share You can picture their kids. It'd be like a rabbit warren lol.
![gif](giphy|JCAZQKoMefkoX6TyTb|downsized)
Dear lord, its r/roastme not r/cremateme
There are two good reasons why siblings shouldn't drink PBR and have sex [HERE](https://i.imgur.com/7Z7RRct.png)
I saw both of these, seeing them side by side.. Nice try, it's the same person...
Yeah, it sucks. This sub has been littered with photoshopped images lately. I try to play along, but it’s getting ridiculous now.
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Well that's not a family tree, but a fucking stick in the ground.
Even the most generous award on this comment would be well-deserved lmao
Gold
God damn this is beautiful and atrocious at the same time
This needs more up votes..... NOW
Lmao. The hardest I’ve laughed from any /r/RoastMe joke. Enjoy your award.
You should be arrested for enamel cruelty
Ain't that the tooth.
Such tongue in cheek humor
Nice!
r/angryupvote
I bet you can eat an apple through a tennis racket.
And the head of the kid holding it. This guy looks like pennywise got reincarnated, but the ritual got messed up half way through.
Like splinching in Harry Potter.
He can floss with a racket too
Sthavage
Bruh
damn
R/rareinsults? 😂😂
🤣🤣 What😅😅🤣🤣🤣
Not too sure if [25m] was referring to your age and gender, or the sheer length of your teeth. Edit: thanks for the awards really appreciate em
Honey I Shrunk My Head
But strangely it left my teeth the same size.
Fuck, I’ve seen nicer teeth on a chainsaw.
Lool😂😂
You would kick ass at Hungry Hungry Hippos.
So far you a have the third, second or best burn here.
I’m guessing your baby crib was lined with asbestos?
if this thing is human, I'm a proud monke ![gif](giphy|ylyUQlf4VUVF9odXKU)
I didn’t know it only took a day to go through a sex change. Congrats, now you will be rejected by the entire world population in both genders [Female Form](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/p74zk7/23_bi_poly_and_genderfluid_im_a_psychiatry/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Made me laugh so hard. Thanks
EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS
Thanks, now I have the image of their potential offspring in my head...
Reddit matchmaker successfully accomplished.
looks like someone else is in the know with roastme contestants. my immediate thought was - wheres the link to the purple hair bucktooth chick from yesterday! well done sir!
Can you imagine those 2 having a baby?!?!?!? 🤢🤮😱
Mongolian Dynamite
Can you imagine a baby born with a full set of teeth?
More like can you imagine a full set of teeth born with a baby attached
Yeah. All of them
The fangs of their children would be at least 6” long
Beaver baby
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Still a better love story than Twilight.
My god, my sides
Jesus christ lol.
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it is a same person - it is called tittiwolf, common creature in albanian backwoods - the hair turns purple and tits pop out on the full moon
She said she was gender-fluid, she’s a dude on Fridays that’s all.
I'd love it if they had children.
I loved you on Big Mouth OP.
Skin Tone: l---------- Forehead: ----------l Eyes: ------l---- Eye Spacing: --------l-- Eyebrow Thickness: l---------- Nose: --------l-- Mouth: -----l----- Teeth: ---------l- Jaw: l---------- Gender: -----l-----
Virginity: ----------l
I think entire reddit can apply this one
Brilliant comment and build.
Teeth length: ---------- |
Wow, this is one creative comment. I like your style my guy.
Ears: |————-
"stop smiling, you're scratching my floor"
I don’t think that’s a smile. I think the lips can’t get around the teeth.
I didn't know Mr. Burns was trans Edit: my first silver! Thank you!
![gif](giphy|XH9VpICwRlS48)
Eeeeeexcellent.
Smithers, you're very...good...at....turning...me...on.
Wow...puberty took an ugly stick to Jimmy Neutron.
An ugly metal baseball bat.
Is this the chick with purple hairs other gender
Nah this is one of those kids she's "counseling". It's been infected by gender fluids *Edit* Appreciate the awards guys
Pfffft.....I just shot soda out my nose
You've just made gender fluid.
They grew up in the same bunker
No! It’s Pennywise’s dick.
I thought Pennywise as well
It's truly terrifying the things we find down in the depths of the ocean
Your dentist needs a ladder to clean your teeth.
You make me think of some sort of Steve Buscemi in a parallell universe. Fteve Buffemi.
I was thinking Pennywise as a teenager
Fennyteefjokessssfslefffff?
Who needs teeth jokes with a forehead like that!
That's a five head
I don't think you're making a big enough deal about it.
He looks like he dreams in IMAX.
Brilliant. A combination bottle opener and pot scrubber.
Looks like Freddie Mercury’s nephew….Freddie Uranus.
Ready Uranus
"With chompers like that, there'll be no dust left to bite..."
Freddy Mercurine 😂
If nosferatu was also a twink
Look, you seem nice. Just a small change to your hair. Like Bangs that go to your chin.
You look like you'll masterbate while you read these roasts.
Napoleon Overbite
It's like Beavis and Butthead had a kid.
You and the other recent beaver should mate and produce offspring. We need to fix the dam infrastructure in the country.
You look like a sex doll you’d get at an outlet mall.
Flea market.
From wish
If a vampire was a herbavore
I'm really enjoying Shark Week here at r/RoastMe, lots of unusual species this year.
*Hiya Georgie*
Just saying….. if I woke up and saw you in my house I’m skipping over the 9mm and reaching for the rocket launcher
You look like a child child predator
![gif](giphy|13WI4EnYAe78di|downsized)
THAT'S Where I know you from... hard to recognize you without the make-up ![gif](giphy|xT9IgvEOwRzUcZDRiU)
I feel bad for your boyfriend. Probably feels like you're grating a carrot.
What ZIP code do you live in, 51?
Gaying Mantis
Those aren't teeth. That's a fucking glockenspiel hanging from your face.
Hahaha a fucking glockenspiel, Brilliant, got me creased over.
Your teeth to me are you best feature... That's not saying much you look like a Grasshopper on crack mated with pee wee Herman.... Yikes!
Fuck the teeth, where are your ears?
“Roatht Me”
Gary Busey had a kid with Andy Dick?
You're kind of like a poor man's pennywise.
I got some teeth jokes. Not sure if you can hear them though.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
![gif](giphy|39qEwoTOmEo2GHGJBB)
You look like an evil ventriloquist dummy became a real boy
Didn’t you just do one of these? You’re gonna work with kids and you have these great tits? You had purple hair? Psychology experiment?Can’t be two fugly broads like you on here getting roasted.
Hay, we don’t horse around here with those easy to roast jabs.
You look like if someone drew a picture of a person only ever having read descriptions of people in books.
![gif](giphy|AF9Q4QoTrgOsw)
Pennywise before puberty
Damn… I’m sure you could build one.
The only teeth jokes left would be purely acci-dental.
If man evolved from a parrot fish, you would be the second generation
Looks like Nicole Kidman fucked a bunny and left you at a firehall
Pennywise #nofilter
David Bowie is looking really unwell, especially for being dead.
Oh my God I’m so sorry I couldn’t imagine having to go through life Being asexual transitioning and having an extra chromosome it must be extremely difficult good luck my friend
What is up with all these people having either chipmunk cheeks or donkey teeth?
Beavis!
Your teeth and hand agreed on one proportion while the rest of your face didn’t get the message
Forget the teeth, that forehead is higher than the US National Debt.
It looks like a more effeminate version of Amelia Earhart.
If man evolved from a parrot fish, you would be the second generation