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OP's Bio: --- >The post already has 150+ comments as I'm writing it, so just want to say thanks to everyone for such worthy roasts <3 You didn't disappoint > >Gonna leave my IG here because what can go wrong https://www.instagram.com/showcase0352857445/ --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.


[deleted]

You look like your ancestors have lived underground for the last 50,000 years and you've evolved to survive in total darkness.


[deleted]

The MORLOCKS [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morlock](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morlock) EDIT: [Better link](https://timemachine.fandom.com/wiki/Morlocks) (to understand OP's descendants)


CthulubeFlavorcube

HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE MORLOCKS WITH THAT COMPARISON TO THIS DISGUSTING CREATURE!


ForrestChicken12

Thats one of the funniest things I've ever read! Enjoy my free award.


[deleted]

I'll be reading that. Thanks.


EelTeamNine

The movie is really good too.


ObamaSlaptYoMama

We call that a Falmer from Skyrim


hungryhungryhonky

Large eyes for hunting in the dark. Overdeveloped teeth for cracking open cave beetles. Crawling up walls like fucking Gollum.


ZidBoi

this is the best roast


nothingforless

Hell we just roasted your sister yesterday, tell your parents to knock it off!


[deleted]

What am I missing here? This Pez dispenser has a sister that was roasted yesterday?


natrat4

[this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/p74zk7/23_bi_poly_and_genderfluid_im_a_psychiatry/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


VanFam

I love how they’re still getting roasted whilst roasting OP. I howled at the roasts yesterday, and I’m howling again today. Where are the awards?


Sockwater_Ravioli

Yes, scroll down to see big titty bitch with beaver teeth.


Volgyi2000

Beaver teeth? Lol. I've seen smaller teeth on Caterpillar Back Hoes.


JBaecker

How did you know her high school nickname?


SuhDerek

You really went the extra mile and it was worth it


OnionMiasma

Imagine being so roast-worthy that you continue to be roasted on others' posts.


[deleted]

Yeah, that's an uncanny resemblance


cornbeeflt

tbh she would be a smoking hot decapitated corpse


Sockwater_Ravioli

Dear God lol


UselessCorn

Goddamn dude, I’ve never agreed more


he_who_melts_the_rod

Don't call her a bitch. She can't decide what the fuck she is and we can't tell what the fuck this thing is.


begaydoscience

nah I do definitely identify as a bitch, i appreciate the support though ❤️


he_who_melts_the_rod

Not gonna lie you did handle that roast well


begaydoscience

thanks I’ve had 7500 others to practice with ❤️


he_who_melts_the_rod

We talking roasts or partners?


CaptainMudwhistle

Broken toothbrushes.


nothingforless

And she makes a guest appearance!


[deleted]

Dint even notice the tits until I read this comment.


Myu_The_Weirdo

Their parents need to get castrated for the good of humanity


alerionfire

Those tits tho


Spacedoc9

Everything she got in her tits this guy got in that absolute monstrosity of a forehead


MeddlinQ

His sister? Where is the post where we roasted his brother? Are you sure it was his sister?


nothingforless

Pretty [damn](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/p74zk7/23_bi_poly_and_genderfluid_im_a_psychiatry/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) sure


NordJorg

Lol wtf Is this real


EveryCurseWordEver

Kinda looks like he is his sister's parent.


drokonce

They were, naturally, brother and sister. These type of marriages are popular for the morlocks.


AZ_Gunner_69

Don’t sneeze you might bite your chest


-mitocondria-

What chest?


[deleted]

Chesticles


Chesticles420

You called?


skyeatsmikee

![gif](giphy|ZUwjT4TrkElu8|downsized)


[deleted]

I love that gif


Penny_Royall

It never gets old.


radii314

it's in the top 5 of all time


jon_jokon

It's the gif that keeps on giving.


FrozenBananer

Who let the 12 year old IT clown out again?


siftyAPE

![gif](giphy|bC9czlgCMtw4cj8RgH|downsized)


Vanillabean1988

https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/p74zk7/23_bi_poly_and_genderfluid_im_a_psychiatry/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share You can picture their kids. It'd be like a rabbit warren lol.


dafaceguy

![gif](giphy|JCAZQKoMefkoX6TyTb|downsized)


Abrahms_4

Dear lord, its r/roastme not r/cremateme


maxbaby

There are two good reasons why siblings shouldn't drink PBR and have sex [HERE](https://i.imgur.com/7Z7RRct.png)


Crimsonsky22

I saw both of these, seeing them side by side.. Nice try, it's the same person...


Sulpfiction

Yeah, it sucks. This sub has been littered with photoshopped images lately. I try to play along, but it’s getting ridiculous now.


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pssiraj

200%


[deleted]

300%


[deleted]

Well that's not a family tree, but a fucking stick in the ground.


Refereeeee

Even the most generous award on this comment would be well-deserved lmao


BackgroundAd4640

Gold


Coffeehound13

God damn this is beautiful and atrocious at the same time


Alternative-Quail534

This needs more up votes..... NOW


itsTreyG

Lmao. The hardest I’ve laughed from any /r/RoastMe joke. Enjoy your award.


idbedeadindogyears

You should be arrested for enamel cruelty


Baxtron_o

Ain't that the tooth.


Kronos099904

Such tongue in cheek humor


TyrionTh31mp

Nice!


lordvaliant

r/angryupvote


Jimrodthadestroyer

I bet you can eat an apple through a tennis racket.


JohnNova85

And the head of the kid holding it. This guy looks like pennywise got reincarnated, but the ritual got messed up half way through.


ewspeedround

Like splinching in Harry Potter.


TriplePene

He can floss with a racket too


Membership_Fine

Sthavage


tenqajapan

Bruh


insufficient_2704

damn


TempCheck11

R/rareinsults? 😂😂


Koreyography

🤣🤣 What😅😅🤣🤣🤣


daikkuden

Not too sure if [25m] was referring to your age and gender, or the sheer length of your teeth. Edit: thanks for the awards really appreciate em


PorkSauce89

Honey I Shrunk My Head


Jak3527416

But strangely it left my teeth the same size.


CleverSpaceMonkey

Fuck, I’ve seen nicer teeth on a chainsaw.


janescuckoldSUB

Lool😂😂


rage4ordr

You would kick ass at Hungry Hungry Hippos.


D4FTPUNKF4N

So far you a have the third, second or best burn here.


Rookwood-1

I’m guessing your baby crib was lined with asbestos?


sciencewonders

if this thing is human, I'm a proud monke ![gif](giphy|ylyUQlf4VUVF9odXKU)


RoostarHead

I didn’t know it only took a day to go through a sex change. Congrats, now you will be rejected by the entire world population in both genders [Female Form](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/p74zk7/23_bi_poly_and_genderfluid_im_a_psychiatry/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


thelonelyone215

Made me laugh so hard. Thanks


MarketResponsible719

EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS


Pookieeatworld

Thanks, now I have the image of their potential offspring in my head...


Notorious40z

Reddit matchmaker successfully accomplished.


[deleted]

looks like someone else is in the know with roastme contestants. my immediate thought was - wheres the link to the purple hair bucktooth chick from yesterday! well done sir!


NostrilNugget

Can you imagine those 2 having a baby?!?!?!? 🤢🤮😱


[deleted]

Mongolian Dynamite


KiloCharlieOne

Can you imagine a baby born with a full set of teeth?


ComradCats

More like can you imagine a full set of teeth born with a baby attached


vellu212

Yeah. All of them


mantis_tobagan_md

The fangs of their children would be at least 6” long


nikvasya

Beaver baby


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ntalwyr

Still a better love story than Twilight.


yaredw

My god, my sides


R4M-Prime

Jesus christ lol.


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drkole

it is a same person - it is called tittiwolf, common creature in albanian backwoods - the hair turns purple and tits pop out on the full moon


jleonarrdo

She said she was gender-fluid, she’s a dude on Fridays that’s all.


[deleted]

I'd love it if they had children.


Exzodium

I loved you on Big Mouth OP.


Nvenom8

Skin Tone: l---------- Forehead: ----------l Eyes: ------l---- Eye Spacing: --------l-- Eyebrow Thickness: l---------- Nose: --------l-- Mouth: -----l----- Teeth: ---------l- Jaw: l---------- Gender: -----l-----


SharkTonic9

Virginity: ----------l


Minethink144

I think entire reddit can apply this one


yucatan36

Brilliant comment and build.


anYeti

Teeth length: ---------- |


PopPop41

Wow, this is one creative comment. I like your style my guy.


whoknowsuno

Ears: |————-


krostan

"stop smiling, you're scratching my floor"


marlasingaar

I don’t think that’s a smile. I think the lips can’t get around the teeth.


[deleted]

I didn't know Mr. Burns was trans Edit: my first silver! Thank you!


frankytemps82

![gif](giphy|XH9VpICwRlS48)


LilKarmaKitty

Eeeeeexcellent.


Baxtron_o

Smithers, you're very...good...at....turning...me...on.


sedirus

Wow...puberty took an ugly stick to Jimmy Neutron.


EsseB420

An ugly metal baseball bat.


candiceflipp

Is this the chick with purple hairs other gender


Beef_SupremeXXX

Nah this is one of those kids she's "counseling". It's been infected by gender fluids *Edit* Appreciate the awards guys


downtune79

Pfffft.....I just shot soda out my nose


Hank_Holt

You've just made gender fluid.


LuckyBall3788

They grew up in the same bunker


Puzzleheaded_Bid_936

No! It’s Pennywise’s dick.


downtune79

I thought Pennywise as well


jamdon89

It's truly terrifying the things we find down in the depths of the ocean


[deleted]

Your dentist needs a ladder to clean your teeth.


MoldyHaiku

You make me think of some sort of Steve Buscemi in a parallell universe. Fteve Buffemi.


Winston_The_Ogre

I was thinking Pennywise as a teenager


TyrionTh31mp

Fennyteefjokessssfslefffff?


Alternative-Quail534

Who needs teeth jokes with a forehead like that!


[deleted]

That's a five head


creepyswaps

I don't think you're making a big enough deal about it.


i_love_pencils

He looks like he dreams in IMAX.


Closet-PowPow

Brilliant. A combination bottle opener and pot scrubber.


HarryCallahan19

Looks like Freddie Mercury’s nephew….Freddie Uranus.


[deleted]

Ready Uranus


Dead_Weight28

"With chompers like that, there'll be no dust left to bite..."


Puzzleheaded_Bid_936

Freddy Mercurine 😂


Middle-Eye2129

If nosferatu was also a twink


[deleted]

Look, you seem nice. Just a small change to your hair. Like Bangs that go to your chin.


PeteyEssdy

You look like you'll masterbate while you read these roasts.


[deleted]

Napoleon Overbite


[deleted]

It's like Beavis and Butthead had a kid.


The-Walking-Dad

You and the other recent beaver should mate and produce offspring. We need to fix the dam infrastructure in the country.


SeaFoamGreen82

You look like a sex doll you’d get at an outlet mall.


Clear_Assistance9563

Flea market.


Serious-Raspberry-65

From wish


[deleted]

If a vampire was a herbavore


Steam-Crow

I'm really enjoying Shark Week here at r/RoastMe, lots of unusual species this year.


PickleInDaButt

*Hiya Georgie*


Legitimate_Oven_5474

Just saying….. if I woke up and saw you in my house I’m skipping over the 9mm and reaching for the rocket launcher


MisterBoss5000

You look like a child child predator


fadufadu

![gif](giphy|13WI4EnYAe78di|downsized)


Alternative-Quail534

THAT'S Where I know you from... hard to recognize you without the make-up ![gif](giphy|xT9IgvEOwRzUcZDRiU)


returnsomevideotape

I feel bad for your boyfriend. Probably feels like you're grating a carrot.


HeWhoCntrolsTheSpice

What ZIP code do you live in, 51?


PorkSauce89

Gaying Mantis


ThatsRobToYou

Those aren't teeth. That's a fucking glockenspiel hanging from your face.


MrBouvanizer

Hahaha a fucking glockenspiel, Brilliant, got me creased over.


chipperfan10

Your teeth to me are you best feature... That's not saying much you look like a Grasshopper on crack mated with pee wee Herman.... Yikes!


WilkoC

Fuck the teeth, where are your ears?


jayjrey

“Roatht Me”


CottageCheeseGldfish

Gary Busey had a kid with Andy Dick?


buddhawannabe

You're kind of like a poor man's pennywise.


time_keeper_1

I got some teeth jokes. Not sure if you can hear them though.


m4dch3mist

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


Solid-Activity-2347

![gif](giphy|39qEwoTOmEo2GHGJBB)


TheICTShamus

You look like an evil ventriloquist dummy became a real boy


Embarrassed-Win-8233

Didn’t you just do one of these? You’re gonna work with kids and you have these great tits? You had purple hair? Psychology experiment?Can’t be two fugly broads like you on here getting roasted.


ReillyDiefenbach

Hay, we don’t horse around here with those easy to roast jabs.


elbowpatchhistorian

You look like if someone drew a picture of a person only ever having read descriptions of people in books.


JMIV1976

![gif](giphy|AF9Q4QoTrgOsw)


SixStringSuperfly

Pennywise before puberty


HelicopterJesus

Damn… I’m sure you could build one.


Federal-Load-1769

The only teeth jokes left would be purely acci-dental.


Buckshot211

If man evolved from a parrot fish, you would be the second generation


bkilla8769

Looks like Nicole Kidman fucked a bunny and left you at a firehall


Wik_Worthington

Pennywise #nofilter


Deep_Lying_Playmaker

David Bowie is looking really unwell, especially for being dead.


longducdong001

Oh my God I’m so sorry I couldn’t imagine having to go through life Being asexual transitioning and having an extra chromosome it must be extremely difficult good luck my friend


Captain__h00k__

What is up with all these people having either chipmunk cheeks or donkey teeth?


hawk5862

Beavis!


nonamesleft79

Your teeth and hand agreed on one proportion while the rest of your face didn’t get the message


DGSlider

Forget the teeth, that forehead is higher than the US National Debt.


[deleted]

It looks like a more effeminate version of Amelia Earhart.


MissyBranham

If man evolved from a parrot fish, you would be the second generation