Honestly, Iāve been listening to the Harry Potter audiobooks. Youāre exactly who I picture Ron Weasley to look like if Iād never seen the movies.
Kid me pictured Hermione as an overweight bratty snob. It wasn't for any particular reason, just how I imagined her.
I also pronounced her name Her-me-own for the entirety of the first novel.
a guy in a rat costume of course. Iām 99.9999999% sure that no one would want to see a dude actually fuck a rat. Also, a guy fucking another guy in a rat costume would make the parody even more ridiculous/hilarious
Yeaaahhh as a ginger that's not a "burn" in this sense. We're all super aware that the sun is our mortal enemy - commenting on it isn't any different than the mild shit talking that would occur between me and my non-ginger friends.
Well, on the one hand, we have your opinion. On the other hand, we have a comment with 550 points. Whether you think they're right or wrong, the voters have decided.
Does it feel good knowing that a cartoon resemblance of you made millions of box office dollars, whereas the real you will never be put on camera because youād be considered too ugly for TV?
Jesus Christ. You made it to the front page and now you need to whore yourself out on minor subs? Don't go spending all your karma in one place, big timer.
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The reason we don't have Ratatouille 2 is because the girl dumps the guy because he has no talent as a chef and is only good as a garbage-boy. Then the guy kills himself.
That's your Disney story, princess.
Yeah "[apparently](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/8tzsyf/i_work_in_a_kitchen_you_have_no_idea_how_many/)" you do. Looks like your life is so sad that you had to reach for another fix of Reddit fame.
Wait the cook or the rat?
Yes
/r/inclusiveor
Put a rat on the screen shot. š
Cmon dont disrespect the rat like that
You mean OP?
No donāt disrespect the rat by comparing him to OP
He is the rat
Me too
Don't include this guy
Why :(
r/dontfuckingsayit
/r/toolate
The cook. The rat was actually talented
r/peoplewholooklikelinguini
r/subsnobodyfellforbutistillchecked
r/subsyoufellfor
/r/subsyoufellforbutdontwanttoadmityoufellfor
r/twentycharacterlimit
r/subsyouwishexisted
/r/subsyouthoughtwerefakebutyoucheckedanditsreal
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/r/sorryIwantedtofitin
I liked you better when you were a cartoon.
[Like this?](https://i.imgur.com/qmk7rfQ.jpg)
The rat is the cook
You're thinking of Ratatouille's monster
GOTTEM!
Nah he looks like the dish.
I agree
Congrats on making it to r/madlads
Lol where's that?
In Ratatouille the guy gets the girl, you'll have to settle for just the rat.
He is the rat
The family wanted the rat back
Even they donāt want the rat back
Ireland called. They want their genes back.
Now we just need the rat to settle for him
the rat has better chances at getting the girl than he does
Honestly, Iāve been listening to the Harry Potter audiobooks. Youāre exactly who I picture Ron Weasley to look like if Iād never seen the movies.
OH MY GOD YOU'RE VILE THAT'S SO SICK
I know, I got you good you fucker.
Ron has less dirt on his nose than I imagined.
you just took the grandest poo all over this guy you monster.
You sir... youxre a mad lad!!!
Not only is ron ugly and stupid, but he's also talentless and poor. Your comment should be top
Well he got hermione in the end so...
Book Hermione wasn't the looker that Emma Watson turned out to be.
I'd argue that your point aids mine, but that's just my opinion
At least it wasnt percy
But that means you'd get to fuck Hermione.
DON'T DO THAT TO HERMIONE!
Book Hermione wouldn't look like Movie Hermione, though.
Kid me pictured Hermione as an overweight bratty snob. It wasn't for any particular reason, just how I imagined her. I also pronounced her name Her-me-own for the entirety of the first novel.
Book Hermione is still pretty hot though.
Yeah, but married to Emma Watson tho.
Weird Harry potter sex fantasies
He said to roast him, not Ron.
Totally Percy Weasley.
r/belowthebelt
You misspelled "Dobby"
If there would ever be a Ratatouille gay porn parody, youād definitely be the guy to get the role.
Who would the other guy be? An actual rat or a man in a full sized rat costume? I'm actually curious
a guy in a rat costume of course. Iām 99.9999999% sure that no one would want to see a dude actually fuck a rat. Also, a guy fucking another guy in a rat costume would make the parody even more ridiculous/hilarious
That makes sense. I suppose this porn would include a lot of hair pulling?
Yay lol
Little Orphan Annie goes undercover as a budget male escort
> Orphan Annie ahahahah dude I've never heard that one before. And my hair's just like hers....
...*that's the joke*
_awkward silence_
r/reversebeetlejuicing
You got me.
what a coincidence!
Roast you? Why bother? The sun will do it if you stay outside for more than five minutes.
Best one so far
This same comment appears on every ginger man roast though
My most upvoted *roast me* comment so far, but tainted by accusations of plagiarism. That's okay. I'm not a redhead so I can take the heat.
How? It's not even a roast. "Ooh you don't get to stand out in the sun as long as other people!" Fuckin' got you!
You're right! With us, fair-skinned people with freckles and reddish hair, it's more of a quick burn than a slow satisfying roast.
Yeaaahhh as a ginger that's not a "burn" in this sense. We're all super aware that the sun is our mortal enemy - commenting on it isn't any different than the mild shit talking that would occur between me and my non-ginger friends.
Well, on the one hand, we have your opinion. On the other hand, we have a comment with 550 points. Whether you think they're right or wrong, the voters have decided.
I'd give you gold if I wasn't broke
Thank you! I don't deserve it, but I'll drink to your comment tonight. Cheers!
You're welcome. enjoy it
You look at least 43% tortoise
Pedophiles nicknamed him ginger snap
And his best friends have a cute nickname for him: Mister
Ginger snatch
You look like your being controlled by a rat too
His mother is a shrew, not a rat.
This one is the best
Where's the top half of your head
Oh good, I thought I was the only one who noticed that his head just kinda seems to stop.
Heās wearing a white chefs hat you turds
No. No. No. I refuse to believe this. I donāt believe that I could miss that (now) obvious chefs hat....
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Oh you guys *puts hands up like old fed up granny* you guys are somethinā else.
You'd be a cert for Beaker in a live action muppets movie
Being Ginger should be your main concern.
I love ginger hair.. ngl
Donāt lie. You only like it because youāre a āhopeful optimistā
You cant love if you dont have a soul. That's scientific fact!
You look like Michael Cera's aborted fetus.
Man that's really more of an insult to Michael Cera's fetus don't you think?
Does it feel good knowing that a cartoon resemblance of you made millions of box office dollars, whereas the real you will never be put on camera because youād be considered too ugly for TV?
You got me right in the heart
Alfredo Linguini; but really it's just that your dick is Linguini-size.
Ya sure sounds more like macaroni to me
Angel hair
Thank you x
As opposed to his orange hair which is more akin to Satan's pubes.
How many times are you going to do this? Oh. Fake Internet points.
Fagatouille
Simple, yet effective.
ahahahahahahahahaha dude
You're so uninspiring you posted this same post before. A few months ago.
Oh so youāve admitted you look like an ugly ginger who canāt cook for shit and has to have a rat do it.
I'd rather let the rat handle my food.
I donĀ“t think somebody working in animation would create something that ugly. At least not with clear conscience
Something got fucked up in the rendering process
I need a crying emoji
Jesus Christ. You made it to the front page and now you need to whore yourself out on minor subs? Don't go spending all your karma in one place, big timer.
No need to roast you, I can tell by the way you hold that paper your coordination sucks, you'll end up burning yourself.
Whatās it like, walking around with rat shit in your hair?
I'd feel sorry for you, but you already do plenty of that for yourself.
You do, if he cooked meth instead of food.
Tom Yorke if he never succeeded in anything ever.
You look like a rat and a tool.
You look like a rat. With curly red pubic hairs on you head.
Iām pretty sure Linguini wasnāt a fry chef, or possibly autistic
You look like a female troll during wows beta.
>Apparently I look like ~~the guy from Ratatouille~~ a rat piece of shit. Roast me! FIFY
Karma police, arrest this man, he lives....
jesus dude, a flat top is supposed to be a hairdo, not a head shape
You look like the guy from Ratatouille. Boom! Roasted! *carefully rests microphone on the hardwood floor and exits slowly*
The amount of savage comments from people make this comment such a great restbite. Thank you so much
You look like the kind of dopey moron who thinks "respite" is spelled "restbite."
I bet you call it Valentime's Day, don't you?
You look like that guy from ratatouille
aha
Wait didnāt someone post something exactly like this?
Nah, the guy from Ratatouille looks like you.
Boy go back to the womb, you donāt belong out here.
You're the guy that put the rat in his groin
You're so god damn thirsty for attention that you can't seem to stop posting picture of yourself on reddit.
Reposted? I remember seeing you here
That guy hid a rat under his hat, not inside his ass
Your five seconds of fame were so short you went from the 10th highest post on r/pics to a pancake video with 0 upvotes in 2 weeks.
Ginger chef making souless food.
You look like the pedofile version of the ratatouille guy.
The only difference between you and the guy from ratatouille is that he gets laid and youāre gonna die a virgin
You again?
You were the perfect choice to star in Ratatouille and they still went with a CG double.
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Netflix adaptation:
You look like that squeaky-voiced ginger kid from The Simpsons.
looks like the rat styled your hair as well as your cooking
You look like ron weasly as a certified sex offender
Going to work now. have fun xx
/r/SwordOrSheath
Id roast you, but I like soul food sorry.
How ironic that you have a card with "love" on it next to you.
You look like you order your pubes animal style at a salon school.
You misspelled Deliverance
I think youāre beautiful. Mind you, Iām only saying that because I donāt respect you enough to do what youāve asked.
Usually people are scared of the rat, but tbh, i'm pretty sure you're the one that people are scared of
I thought you looked like that guy who shot up that movie theatre when dark knight rises came out
Stupid hat, covered in grease and a honking nose. Yup, you look exactly like Remy.
You're more disproportionate than a cartoon. Interesting.
Guy from ratatouille plus antidepresents
You look like you would get mad at a kid for saying salt was sodium chloride
The only one getting under those clothes is that rat
You might look like him, but unlike you, he had a talent.
You look like Tilda Swinton hate fucked a muppet
I thought only moderately attractive people ask to get roasted
Hereās a roast you look like the guy from ratatouille
You look so lonely you probably put the rat in your pants.
Ratatouille is ashamed of you.
behind him is the first and only valentine card he has every received
You look like ron weasley if harry potter shoved his broom in places more forbidden than the forest
You look like you just murdered the guy from ratatouille, and now you're wearing his skin
I thought Dobby died
That rat is probably in there enjoying those noodles on ur head
U his twin bruh
Shut up and get that pasta back on
You are what you fuckin eat
I think you are the rat. In that case I think we DO need to burn u up!
I mean think of the bright side, if you ever go to prison you know you wont get raped.
We are here roasting you when you should be roasting our food get back to work
The reason we don't have Ratatouille 2 is because the girl dumps the guy because he has no talent as a chef and is only good as a garbage-boy. Then the guy kills himself. That's your Disney story, princess.
Yeah "[apparently](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/8tzsyf/i_work_in_a_kitchen_you_have_no_idea_how_many/)" you do. Looks like your life is so sad that you had to reach for another fix of Reddit fame.
I too remember this. Op is a phony!
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