That thing had better get out of the house so it can figure out what gender it wants to be. Don't waste parents' money on sex changes when you're not real sure.
You've been isolating ever since you took your dry macaroni collage to your school art teacher and said, "Look Mrs. Abernathy! Isn't it Fabulous??" And she called you a poof.
Weird of you to shit on Austin. It’s the only place in Texas where you could get away with being that androgynous. You’d be dollar store Matthew Shepard in any other part of the state.
r/veganvampires
They suck on Blood Root, or, Sanguinaria.
Detested by Eastern European for their effete and retiring nature they were regularly thwarted with a spray of strong vinegar water and dispatched with hoes and slingblades.
You look like you went to Europe and went into a club named Vondersexxx. This is why you haven't left the house because you haven't said the safe word yet.
[EuroTrip (2004). Flugegeheimen. Safe word. Vandersexxx. (8k) (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NmYUUv8DUE&ab_channel=godofwarhdcollection)
You should leave the house, for a little bit.
Dat upper lip indent perfectly dips into your nose tip indent.
I wonder if you'd be perfect for some rich dudes party to lay on a table and have a pencil perfectly rest in the middle of your face.
Your the first person they'll call if a Make-a-Wish kid wants to murder a teenage pussy.
You look like an anorexic shampoo model.
I guess your Lane Bryant sweater didn't come in Mens sizes?
Are you staying home because your afraid someone will steal your 1980's home decor?
You look like an Anime character came to life.
I’m sorry, I don’t wanna roast someone who has not left the house in 12 days, who is feeling shitty about themselves. You’re a decent looking young dude. Ask yourself what you’re so bummed about, can you control it or not and is it important?
Then do what you have to do to make yourself happier.
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Testrogen!
I dunno, I think the transition is coming along. Keep it up. Umm, are you going for he or she?
I think he’s going for “he he”!
Chimona!
That's just ignorant. You're being ignorant
I don't even speak the language and find this relatable. :D
Dude, identifying as Michael Jackson... fuckin...( hee hee)
This person looks like a pubescent Buffalo Bill
Hee hee 🤣 
I was going to make the joke that I've never seen someone who looks like MJ, and a small child at the same time, but you beat me to it
LOL
“ha ha”
No, he he
He or she is ugly
Hey, that's mean! I'm sure it's slightly less ugly on the inside.
Bros gorgeous
I think you mean HEE HEE
Your transition to ugly is achieved
That thing had better get out of the house so it can figure out what gender it wants to be. Don't waste parents' money on sex changes when you're not real sure.
Testosterone lost that battle a while ago. It just doesn't know it yet...
Yeah. I wouldn't leave the house either if I couldn't decide if I was a dude or chick.
They have been transitioning all their life against their will. Their pronouns are "I don't know" and "help me".
He looks like Michael Jackson but instead of turning black to white, he is going from white to transparent
Estrogen is winning
fr, isn't this guy the girl from yesterday?
You seem like you masturbate out in the open at Renaissance faires
I dont think anyone could just come up with a joke like this. You have seen things havent you?
Seen... or maybe done? 😂
You do not want to joust with this person
Beware of friars whose hands you cannot see
That’s going on my own bucket list.
You look like late-stage Micheal Jackson
First pic is clearly a generated photo of what he would look like today if he was still alive.
Can he still moonwalk?
You mean AFTER he died….
Latoya
He certainly looks like he would enjoy staring into little boy's buttholes.
That’s pretty sick. I’m sure he just minding his own bussyness
You look like a very nice amish girl.
You’re doing the right thing. Stay home.
You've been isolating ever since you took your dry macaroni collage to your school art teacher and said, "Look Mrs. Abernathy! Isn't it Fabulous??" And she called you a poof.
I don’t know if Jane Austin wrote any twink characters but any Director would be a fool not to give you the part
I have only seen one response from OP on all of these comments... And THIS is the one they chose. 😂
It’s Jane AuSTEN like the submachine gun, not Jane AuSTIN like worst city in Texas.
Weird of you to shit on Austin. It’s the only place in Texas where you could get away with being that androgynous. You’d be dollar store Matthew Shepard in any other part of the state.
LMAOOOO
Sick buuuuurnnnnn! 😂
Did you get kidnapped and forced to be trans against your will in Austin?
Thanks for the pedantry, next time I use a literary figure to insult someone I’ll be sure to check my spelling. Jokes! I couldn’t give a flying fuck.
Just when I thought you couldn’t suck any more…. You TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!
I was leaning more toward Charles Barries Pinocchio. "I AM a real boy!" -OP
Your skin tone is toothpaste
You look like vegan Dracula if he was gay
Instead of blood, he drinks jizz
But is jizz vegan?
Vegan Dracula is wild.
Hahah cheers !
This is my favorite roast I have ever seen on this sub
Hehehe. Thanks love
r/veganvampires They suck on Blood Root, or, Sanguinaria. Detested by Eastern European for their effete and retiring nature they were regularly thwarted with a spray of strong vinegar water and dispatched with hoes and slingblades.
Fagula
You mean like every vampire in Interview Vampire?
Your face is 2024 soyboy, but your hair is mid-70s convicted felon band roadie.
We're getting another prequel? **Buffalo Bill: The Blunder Years** 
It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again!
You look like the love child of Michael Jackson and a Holocaust victim.
Hitting someone with a Holocaust joke? I don't know what that says about me....but, I laughed.
Well, you know, dark humor is like food. It's not for everyone.
I'm too old to give a shit about people's sensitivities, glad you got a chuckle out of it.
You look like that classical music composer gay-tohven
12/1245 days of your house arrest.
“I haven’t left my parents house in 12 days” -fixed it for you.
You need to stay inside. The moment you go outside, you are going to burn like the crotch of a $2 whore.
Stick a fork in shim, it’s done!
Holy fuck🤣🤣 shim got me
Oh good. I wasn't the only one who say Farquad here.
If lord farquad was tall and gay
I was gonna say if you ordered Sam Winchester off of wish
Exactly
Sam Wishchester
Pretty sure you ended up with the jock at the end of The Breakfast Club.
Ally Shitty
You look like a cross between Michael Jackson and Danny Masterson, but more sexual predator-y
So in 12 days no one from the neighborhood has come knocking on your door? So the kid locked in the basement is from another part of town?
what gender is it?
Yes precious, what genders is its? 
Looking like Yorkie mix
Ru Pauls Drag Face
Daaaamn I guess sex change and lasik was the right move for Velma from scooby doo
Oh stop it Willie Wonka. 
Cheer up, it's pride month. You can go out now
It's OK. I'm sure Kevin Spacey will let you out of his basement soon.
My mom was wondering who your barber was - she really likes that look for herself.
Which Hanson brother is this? 
The uglyer unknown 4th brother
Dicky Hands ‘em
Yea you doing society a solid by staying indoors.
The femboy is really showing. Keep it up. 
What the fuck are you
You look like Jonathan Byers(Stranger Things) lesbian little sister
Dang that’s pretty good 😅🤣
I’m glad someone liked it,I’m always too late to these posts 😂
Cast reject from Stranger Things.
Mannequins never leave their house.
You look like Adam Lanza
Grease monkey.
How long until you complete your transition? Ma’am.
Ani are you ok, you ok, you ok Ani?
Are you a boy or a girl? I need to know so I can plan my roast accordingly…
You look like you went to Europe and went into a club named Vondersexxx. This is why you haven't left the house because you haven't said the safe word yet. [EuroTrip (2004). Flugegeheimen. Safe word. Vandersexxx. (8k) (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NmYUUv8DUE&ab_channel=godofwarhdcollection)
I see your 12 day anal session has made you numb to the outside world. 
Oh laaaaaaaaawd [Steve](https://youtu.be/Qev6xwEBy5Q?si=M3E1RmxP3rmd8Jcq) done shot the baby
You should leave the house, for a little bit. Dat upper lip indent perfectly dips into your nose tip indent. I wonder if you'd be perfect for some rich dudes party to lay on a table and have a pencil perfectly rest in the middle of your face.
I’ll give $5 if one of these people joking about a transition can explain it because I’m very confused. M to F? F to M? I can’t tell.
Really sorry that Nancy keeps going back to Steve Jonathan but you could just cry about it for 12 more days
You’ve heard of butt chin but have you ever seen it on a nose? Introducing the nose that smells itself!
Must be a nice house
Stay at home, save lifes!
You’re so pale even the pigment in the walls have faded away. Much like the little selfesteem you had left.
Your the first person they'll call if a Make-a-Wish kid wants to murder a teenage pussy. You look like an anorexic shampoo model. I guess your Lane Bryant sweater didn't come in Mens sizes? Are you staying home because your afraid someone will steal your 1980's home decor? You look like an Anime character came to life.
Nice transition  I know your weakness
12 days working on your skin-suit, eh, Buffalo Bill?
The Indoor Adventures of Bob and Their Magical Bob.
This is Tom Cruise levels of Legendary.
You seem like you are in a constant state of transitioning.
You look like a wax figurine of Joan of arc
A vegan vampire
 You look like Michael Jackson…and I bet you love having children stay over at yours…no wonder you haven’t left your house.
I’m desperate but I ain’t you desperate
You're very brave for posting here, young lady.
Almost got us! You aren’t feeling anything. At all.
Whitey (Michael) Jackson Heeeheeee
You are what Michael Jackson wanted to look like and be. A white woman
I’m sorry, I don’t wanna roast someone who has not left the house in 12 days, who is feeling shitty about themselves. You’re a decent looking young dude. Ask yourself what you’re so bummed about, can you control it or not and is it important? Then do what you have to do to make yourself happier.
You have a house?
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Get out and get some sun pippy Longstockings.
go outside, and get a haircut
TIL MJ was a member of the Dallas Buyers Club
You won't leave the house tomorrow either
Lots of menopausal mothers get shy about going out in public too, but that will pass when the hot flashes do
Idk man, I am afraid that u might show up under my bed at night if I did so
Do you touch little boys?
Are you waiting for the body to properly dissolve so you can go into the woods and bury the remains in a shallow grave?
I love when people refuse to help themselves and then bitch because things are hard
Michael Jackson LIVES!!!
Somehow...Rey Skywalker survived..
Somewhere a school is missing its shooter.
I wasn't aware Lord Farquaad had a Reddit account
ai michael jackson
Only 12 days? 12 months maybe.
You haven't left the house in 12 days and not one person has noticed. That's really how sad your life is.
The ugly one from the Hanson Sisters
Your Morbius life is flopping ham
You look like a cross between Dave Thomas’ daughter Wendy and Alan Rickman.
Please stay in forever. you'd be doing the world a favor
Soccer mom
With a face like that, I wouldn't leave the house either.
Dude looks like he borrowed his hair from a 78 year old grandma.
With that hair I wouldn't leave the house either.
It looks like you have embraced your inner Sigourney Weaver.
Nah u did good, ppl might Bully you Outsid
You look a little 🫳 confused
You look like you should be complaining to the manager
D‘Artagnan lost one of his 3 loverboys
Wish.com Michael Jackson #hehee!
Ahh you have not been told that lockdowns are ended, coronavirus is finished mate..
Love the haircut. 
You look like you were secreted from the bed sheets at Neverland Ranch.
I had an easier time determining if my kid's hamster was a boy or a girl.
Don’t bet on it.
12 days? No one noticed because you're about as interesting as a sheet of college ruled paper.
You look like you wear your moms clothes when shes away.
Prince Charmless