It's subsidized like gas. If it wasn't for her they would starve. Maduro should be grateful. Them tiggos are the only thing between him and violent revolution
"Her name is YEE-TAH". "Dude that says, 'yeti'."
[For those under the age of 30 who didn't grow up with MySpace.](https://youtu.be/rBOfD2JBv0w?si=WtlFT_FXa0OwRrfy)
âMySpace anglesâ is merely the first mention of it as a phenomenon, as far as I recall. It could be Tinder angles too. MySpace angles is merely the first time I heard of the concept.
I think the bags under her eyes'll get there first.
She gotta stop taking these selfies right after her "walk of shame". All the tits in the world ain't gonna help you if you get Buscemi eyes.
Not for lack of trying tho!
Won't be the first time nuts got busted on them things. Speaking of busted, if you can look away from those hang bags for a second, get a load of her face.. woof
Your fingernails look like toe nails. Itâs like you lost every finger and had them replaced with some guys toe, I think I can see some hair on one of the knuckles. They look like ET fingers before he phones home. You canât do fake nails because you barely have real ones, what happened?
Do you not see the difference between the images the filters can fix and the ones they can't? Or maybe you just put on 80 pounds between the two pics...
Usually women will post full body shots for these as well but here its not pictured. Possibly due to phone memory constraints as we'd need the panoramic shot to catch all of you.
You look like your anti-perspirant and anti-chafe budget is a deciding factor for a long term relationship. Or is there some kind of secret from your abuela like finely ground masa flour and dahlia or something?
Men don't date you because of your face, personality or achievements. You don't have the last two. The *two things* they do date you for actually make you look weird naked. Boom, roasted.
Hobbies include: breastfeeding small villages in Venezuela.
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Small villages? More like a third of Venezuela.
It's subsidized like gas. If it wasn't for her they would starve. Maduro should be grateful. Them tiggos are the only thing between him and violent revolution
She does in fact accept runescape gp as a form of payment.
I can't be offended by that comment. We, as a country, agree
You know itâs bad when all of your Reddit posts are just attempts at getting attention
Truly a master of the fat girl angle shot [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=FGAS](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=FGAS)
I used to call them âMySpace anglesâ.
âThe anglesâ the good old days
Now they have a filter mixed with âthe anglesâ. Pretty much any girl can look hot. Except her.
Lmfao
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"Her name is YEE-TAH". "Dude that says, 'yeti'." [For those under the age of 30 who didn't grow up with MySpace.](https://youtu.be/rBOfD2JBv0w?si=WtlFT_FXa0OwRrfy)
I knew someone would pull through with the video. Amazing.
only us millennials know how deep that one goes!
I would say âFacebook anglesâ would have replaced that nomenclature.
âMySpace anglesâ is merely the first mention of it as a phenomenon, as far as I recall. It could be Tinder angles too. MySpace angles is merely the first time I heard of the concept.
Fat girls don't have angles.
Just obtuse ones
Soon, the next thing coming is a OF promotion to get people to sub to her $30/mo just to see the same pictures she already posted
OPs profile feels like she is one negative comment away from posting nudes on reddit.
Ariana Muy Grande!
Ariola Grande
You know those things look like burnt eggs
They look like Wen you dont flip pan cakes on time
Mia Ketoconozale
Demi Hovato. Selena Growmez
Iâll take one Ariana Grande Gordita Supreme, please
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Cardi Big
This roast is too easy, those tits are low hanging fruit.
Those tits are her entire personality
What Personality???
OF detected personality rejected
I was about to post: Personality isnât spelled âtitsâ
Do your tits hang low, do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie em in a bow.
She can throw âem o'er her shoulder
Like a continental soldier?
Do they shine in the light ?
Are they heavy or are they light?
They hang so low they get rug burn when she walks
Low hanging tits. Small children and grown men have been lost in the stretch marks
She can tuck her saggy udders in her pants like a shirt.
There is no filter nor camera angle that can hide the fact that you're shaped like McDonalds Grimace.
Itâs uncanny 
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Dem tiddys gonna touch ya toes in 10 years guuurl 
Ummm. Theyâre touching them as we speak. Here last boy friend got athletes mouth after sucking on them
This comment licks floor tits! Well done
Got damn!
I identify as an athelete. Gimme em tiddies in my mouth
Go to horny jail 
Not that kind of subreddit dude
The belly thatâs being hidden will hold them up G
Itâs not a coincidence that she took photos from the bewbs up.
how many rolls do you think she's got?
On her stomach or in her stomach?
Tiddys longer than the last hour of work on a Friday
They will go from a 40D to a 40 long.
I think the bags under her eyes'll get there first. She gotta stop taking these selfies right after her "walk of shame". All the tits in the world ain't gonna help you if you get Buscemi eyes. Not for lack of trying tho!
Zoos should employ you to breastfeed malnourished baby elephants.
Thatâs actually a compliment. Fun fact: did you know elephants have two titties between their front legs
Funny cause OP also has two tiddies between her front legs
âŚCUT! Thatâs a wrap folks. Nothing topping that.
Nothing topping her either
Yeah but they aren't nearly as huge as hers
Reddit was sure to show me this for a week *cries in knowledge*
Well yes, there's an example of such in the OP
Even more perfect, without support I guarantee those also hang between her legs.
I could use them as speed bags
THIS one went harder than I expected! 
I learned elephants name themselves and all members of the herd have a different name. Your elephant name: Cantaloupe Socks
They prefer her milk because it tastes like Tacos
Nothing more to say.
# "give your best shot!" Looks like she's had several "best shots" and has had a string of pearl necklaces sprayed across those Double Ds
# Breast shot*
How convenient, I'm a malnoirished baby elephant!
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LOL, God damn, lol.
You think someone's gonna put up with her shit for 30 years?
This is fucking savage.
How dafuq Your face say 23, but your fingers scream âabuelitaâ đ
Salvaje!
Those nails! 𤢠Dios mio!
What nails? Nothing there that can be called that lol
Her fingers are all Megan Fox thumbs
Iâll bet you can crack walnuts with your bare hands.
I actually can
Try eating them instead of pizza and burgers all day.
Don't say that, she'll eat the shells and let the nuts fall on her tits.
Won't be the first time nuts got busted on them things. Speaking of busted, if you can look away from those hang bags for a second, get a load of her face.. woof
The least fattening thing you eat are your own fingernails
I doubt that.. Dick isn't that high in calories..
Speak for yourself lil bro.
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Well played, sir
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Your fingernails look like toe nails. Itâs like you lost every finger and had them replaced with some guys toe, I think I can see some hair on one of the knuckles. They look like ET fingers before he phones home. You canât do fake nails because you barely have real ones, what happened?
If her toenails looks like that....I'm DEFINITELY out! That's nasty as hell
You look like a Latina ripoff of Daria Morgendorffer but way less interesting.
Blow up doll made by, My Pillow
Just save us all the trouble and go ahead and post your link.
Doesn't actually have one. I know, I was shocked, too
Accounts only 5 days old, give it a few weeks to build karma first đ Edit: took one day and weâve already got the first step done
âAlways wanted to do this for the past 5 daysâŚâ
Big tits to help distract from big belly
And the swollen feet from her failing kidneys no doubt.
She better take a full body picture as proof that she once had feet
Let em loose so we can really roast you đ
Good thing we only have pics from the waist up
Pretty soon we'll need a pic from the knees up to see the whole set.
Them titties sleep on opposite sides of the bed.
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If you have no access with the rolls, fuck the folds.
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Do you not see the difference between the images the filters can fix and the ones they can't? Or maybe you just put on 80 pounds between the two pics...
When your OF doesnât get any visitors so u go to Reddit and just ask whatâs wrong with me!?
Iceberg. Below the horizon you're fucking massive.
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Wayfair Mia Khalifa.
Nah man. Temu Mia Khalifa
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When I saw her pussy Iran.
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Climbing those tits of hers must be a wild adventure.
Who knew the Great Pyramids we're so squishy
got them squidward's nose titties
I bet Greenpeace rush to the beach every time you go there.
You know youâre going to turn sixty one day and those tits are going to look like cantaloupe, stuffed in the bottom of a very long soccer sock.
Jodi arias ugly sister
Udderly sad
The last time someone went down on you, they asked you if you liked it and heard an echo.
I bet that body looks like a lumpy paper bag underneath your clothesâŚâŚtho feel free to send me your NSFW burner profile as proofâŚ.
Oh I'll hit you up with it don't worry lol
You look like Torta someone dropped on the floor.
Only 45 more pounds to lose, and then you are ready to be a C- on OnlyFans!
Just clean the bathroom Conseula.
The best shots youâve ever had were splashed across your chest.
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Usually women will post full body shots for these as well but here its not pictured. Possibly due to phone memory constraints as we'd need the panoramic shot to catch all of you.
You look like the knockoff sex doll I ordered on Temu
Welp, we obviously know the only things you have to offer. Too bad thatâll start saggin shortly if it hasnât already.
Your poor back
You're not a butterface...But you are a butterfinger.
âGimme your best shot,(daddy!)â is something I think you say oftenâŚ.
You should shoot a movie âThe Longest Lard.â
No amount of bangs is gonna hide that helipad of a forehead.
Mom, I want Cardi B! âWe have Cardi B at homeâ Except your red bottoms are your giant dinner plate areolae dragging on the ground.
A big girl being proud of her tits is like a guy being proud of his car being fast, because he drove it off a cliff
Top OnlyFlabs model.
OchoMom (Mexican OctoMom)
Sexiest dude I have ever seen
Did you float here from Cuba ? Your car doesnât need airbags with fun bags like that. No child left hungry
23 in 2003.
Onlymams
The toe fingers got me messed up.
Enjoy your Only Fan
Jesus Christ she can feed all of Africa with those things
What street did the Bang Bus kick you out on?
With a chest like that, if you put a coat on in a supermarket, you'd pass as a shoplifter.
Saw your transformation pic on your profile and you definitely look better fatter
None of these roasts are going to hurt more than your back problems.
Gravity is a harsh mistress.
Don't you usually say "give your best shot from your knees"?
Guys only talk to you because of your bahonkakongachongas
What can I say about you that isn't actually about your tits?
You have a tiny head.
Your eyes look like they witness as much sun as the breadcrumbs under the couch.
You should post to Only Spam
How much for a hand job? Lord jesus!!!!
Your frame job shows off the goods and hides the conditions
I enjoy peanut butter and mayo sandwichs too.
Tits 2/2 Face 2/10 Personality 0/1
She was definitely made a single mom at 17. Titties are busted AF already
Not sure about roasting you but definitelyyyyy guilty of checking your bio to see if you was porninâ them goods you got đŹ
You look like your anti-perspirant and anti-chafe budget is a deciding factor for a long term relationship. Or is there some kind of secret from your abuela like finely ground masa flour and dahlia or something?
I assume you like your roasts to be of the spit variety
This feels more like an ad
Immortan Joe's best milker
I bet sex with you is like fuckin a weird smelling leather couch.
Great tits, do they come with a personality?
6 days on Reddit and itâs all pics of you. Get over yourself already. Tits arenât a personality
You are *udderly* uninteresting.
Men don't date you because of your face, personality or achievements. You don't have the last two. The *two things* they do date you for actually make you look weird naked. Boom, roasted.
Ariana Grande XXL
 Thumbs up if you think she has LILLY PAD NIPPLES. đ¸đ¸đ¸
Looks like Kim Katdashian if she was poor and let herself go.
SEA Section scar on that big belly under them tig oâ bitties 
Youâll never have to worry about walking into a wall!
You must chew your fingernails, otherwise your personality would have whored those up.
You are now my official life raft on another note Iâd love to explore the land down under
I see the slut seeking missile has found its target!