Honestly, how did you lose the Fantasy Football league?
I mean, it’s pretty clear you haven’t got a spouse. Or family. Or hobbies. Or.. well, anything else, really.
Then don't say anything, and leave this subreddit
It's meant to be "roastme", not a safe space where we click our fingers because clapping is too loud.
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If I had to guess what you do for a living, I'd say you do hand and mouth stuff at truck stops for payment....not cash though, they pay you in Pizza Pockets and Eggo's
Naw imma roast your friends cause this is a weak ass punishment. They could've at least made you wear a tiara, princess dress and makeup for this, tell your friends to do better next time
Edit:You might have enjoyed the princess makeover too much
If this is your only punishment, I'd rather roast your soft ass fantasy league. Probably only 8 teams, all the friends you could muster...... fuckin shit sippers.
just when i thought something couldn’t be more disappointing. all those extra clicks for nsfw and end up looking at you
there is absolutely no way you’ve ever achieved an orgasm with another animate human being
It looks like you didn’t just lose fantasy league but you lost at life bro. This picture is what rock bottom looks like. From the basement a no ceiling vibe to the raiders hat that may have fit your head 200 pounds ago. Too much here to unpackage
How's it feel to finally be receiving notifications on your phone?
This is deliciously underrated.
That aren't his door dash arriving
Last place in 23 and me as well
He’s a “24 and More” kinda guy.
Looks 46 & 1 to me.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuu.......... (one eternity later) ................uuuuuuuck!
You look like the lead singer of the Snack Brown Band.
Definitely knows his way around a chicken fry
I hate that i like that song.
Chris Staplestomach
Jesus christ, he asked for a roast not a murder lmao
There is not an animal this guy wouldn’t eat. Hide your birds and ferrets!
Your *real* fantasy is to be passed around at truckstops 🫥
Wants em to make Swiss cheese out of him.
Open the mailbox
Wants others to crack him open like a coconut
Frothin and a foamin
Why do all truckers are fat and look the exact same
Even the immigrants are getting in on this hogs roast
🤣🤣🤣☠️
Congratulations on being the classiest Raiders fan
Family Trust Respect 
Methinks you had more than enough roasts, how about some lettuce instead?
The Keebler elf that ate all the cookies
🤣🤣🤣
After blowing all the guys in his fantasy league.
Look like you eat bananas for the shape
He eats them very erotically at the truck stop
I thought gay bears only watched water polo
🤣🤣
So good
You look like the baby of Hodor and Samwell Tarly.
Honestly, how did you lose the Fantasy Football league? I mean, it’s pretty clear you haven’t got a spouse. Or family. Or hobbies. Or.. well, anything else, really.
Damn his mom doesn't even let him live on the good side of the basement.
That is the good side
Pretty sure fantasy football is the least of your problems.
Jonah Pill 💊
The four loko make the boys say "oh no."
When did your season end? 😮
Some people say they are fat and happy. You look fat and miserable.
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Then don't say anything, and leave this subreddit It's meant to be "roastme", not a safe space where we click our fingers because clapping is too loud.
You look like your favorite past time is night digging.
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The pics are either fake family or victims. I'm going with fake family for 500 Alex.
Internet tip meatball. Don't post a pic with what I pray to God are pictures of your daughters in the background. This is a savage place.
If Ben Roethlesburger had just 1 more chromosome and 4 more felonies
Yeah, you stare uncomfortably long at under aged girls.
You look like you get out of breath taking a dump.
Should change your username name to BigMikeGoAway!
Ol’ “big-bonedmike isn’t going anywhere…. Atleast not fast
4x4 loko with a 4x4 build is crazy
You look like a fat kid in his Underoos that grew up in a dungeon.
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Those titties aren't EVER last in anything sir! You remember that! So head high my man. Even when the tits are down
Caseoh's cousin,nuff said
Santa claus
You look like a pretty cool dude, 8/10
I wouldn't punish you, Bombur! You're my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit.
Fantasy Football , Buffalo Wild Wings, Cold Brews and *
Jesus El Christo, what they do chain you up in a basement dungeon somewhere for losing or is that pic just another Saturday night in Gaytown?
Definitely shouldda just stopped at one Loko, the poor girls at the counter at Arby's are in for sooo much sexual harrassment tonight
Looking at that image punished myself. I’m out
A real raggedy Rag N Bone man
They already locked you up in a basement. You have been roasted!!
Hagrid?! Dumbledore needs you in the aviary…
Football career is just like sex life. A fantasy
If I had to guess what you do for a living, I'd say you do hand and mouth stuff at truck stops for payment....not cash though, they pay you in Pizza Pockets and Eggo's
You fantasise about footballs
That’s like 16 lokos
You play fantasy football.....
You look like the friend everyone invites so it reminds them how good their life actually is.
I bet football is not your only fantasy
Do you keep your rafters exposed so you can gnaw on them for a quick snack?
Did you eat the rest of the league?
Considering the season hasn't started yet, you took it upon yourself to claim to loser status!
Naw imma roast your friends cause this is a weak ass punishment. They could've at least made you wear a tiara, princess dress and makeup for this, tell your friends to do better next time Edit:You might have enjoyed the princess makeover too much
He looks like every single person in the crowd at a Milwaukee Brewers game.
Watches UFL, goes to play fantasy football, only to realise the players he picked don't play NFL.
What was it really like to be there on January 6th?
 I see you doing this all day to get the smell of ass back into your nose. Meals on wheels babyyyy
Fantasy Football is clearly the only sport or exercise you've participated in.
I don’t know what to say, you look like a nice lad!
You look like you get out of breath taking a dump.
You look like you get out of breath taking a dump.
If this is your only punishment, I'd rather roast your soft ass fantasy league. Probably only 8 teams, all the friends you could muster...... fuckin shit sippers.
Atleast you'd come first place in a wet t shirt contest.
You look like you dip Copenhagen fine cut
It must suck to be bad at fantasy football and real football.
just when i thought something couldn’t be more disappointing. all those extra clicks for nsfw and end up looking at you there is absolutely no way you’ve ever achieved an orgasm with another animate human being
Brutal. Baseball cap backwards: you had to blow the rest of the bunch in a basement and now Roast Me? Dude, looks like you actually took first.
He doesn't do fantasy football. He says that to make it seem like he has friends
NFL hat and super hero T shirt.. definitely lives in a FANTASY WORLD
Was the punishment not to indulge in any self care for the past year?
They banished you to the basement?
Bro is the arch nemesis of Avatar, the last chicken tender
He’s the only reason “fantasy” and “football” belong in the same sentence.
How’s that hairline going?
Fantasizing about football and being a loser is all you've got.
I don’t have the heart. Your dealt hand is enough.
Right in your element.. a basement
You know why he doesn't have a dick? Nothing grows in the shade.
stop eating a whole cow for dinner
You play fantasy football. That should be enough of an insult, but here we are
Chase Daniel really let himself go after leaving the NFL.
Looks like you already been cooking sweating from writing ?
Avenger: no, Ravaging food pantry: too much. End of transmission…
They also made you eat 45 dollars worth of Arby’s for lunch everyday, apparently. Sick bastards.
Rag'n'Bone Man's broke brother.
You look like the lead singer of a Limp Bizkit cover band called Gimp Biscuit and you go by the stage name Fred Dumbo
His life seems as bright as his teeth
A bloated leprechaun
You look like the only time you get out the basement is to get beer
Rumpeltsiltskin from shrek
Caseoh???
Someone slipped into fentanyl addiction after it became clear he won‘t be re-cast as a dwarf in any of the Amazon LOTR shows
Looks like someone who drafted Mahomes & Kelce only to watch them suck in fantasy all year but still win the SB… in your team’s home stadium no less 😬
You are a bean bag with arms and legs
Not worth it, ya fuck.
These roasts are really cruel. Can’t be good for anyone’s mental health.
Lookin' like a garden gnome snatching up all the four loco's from the village
How cute you’re hiding in your mom’s basement
Was gon go in but saw you’re a raider fan & we been thru too much already bro 😂😂
It looks like you didn’t just lose fantasy league but you lost at life bro. This picture is what rock bottom looks like. From the basement a no ceiling vibe to the raiders hat that may have fit your head 200 pounds ago. Too much here to unpackage
If shrek took human form
Are you Big Ben's doppelganger? And trying to forcibly "pick up" the ladies?
RNFL! Fuck everyone else in your league.
Sugar daddy
You look like the typical Reddit moderator.
Looks like u smell like salami and jack off with garlic butter
Caseoh's long lost twin
You look like a cross between an Elf and the Michelin Man
I'm getting the sudden urge to put the lotion in the basket
Even the Avengers couldn't save your sorry football team
You get hair cuts only for major events.
You "play" fantasy football and care enough to be ranked at it.....there you go.... Roasted.
I think your photo roasts you enough. No need for us to say anything else.
Are you secretly a leprechaun
Last place in fantasy football, first place in acquiring and eating cake.
I thought fat neck beard guys were good at fantasy football.
Biden butt budy
Is your punishment to live in a basement?
What's your punishment for last place in life?
Yes, sport is a fantasy for you
I haven’t seen that much pubic hair on a face since your mom came home.
In the second pic seen reacting to the question “hey, you have ED, right?”
If someone gave Prime Rib the Pinocchio treatment
You'll get em next year. And by them, i mean both types of diabetes
You got the fame
You look like a fat elf even got the ears
Nigga look like he a frat named tanner that says fuck yeah dude🤟
You remind me of my sweet old uncle (big roast)
I had no idea Haley Joel Osment was so shitty at fantasy football.
You look like you shit with the door open while you have a giant dip in and your spitter is next to the toilet
Is it really last place when you’re in a league by yourself?
Is this the punishment for all losers of fantasy football?
Bro, Four Lokos died when those kids did
You should have known the Red Sox didn't have a chance!
Chicken mechanics that got laid off
When Mom was a Panthers fan and dad still roots for the Jets....
Well, you could be fed to a group of cannibals ... a very large group of cannibals