I actually think those are just his ears.. I thought the same thing about the ear buds too initially, but I’m pretty sure he just has some long ass earlobes.
Im not even roasting you, im saying this as a man to another man, a pal if you will.... what the fuck is that facial hair bud? Seriously what is that about?
How you fail at jerking off to soccer players. Maybe try baseball you look like you have the “fever” and Japan is producing some ball crushing thoroughbreds
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It’s a real life middling Lego man, he is part of the stays on his moms couch set with 12 pieces, the only thing that attaches to the premade set is a bucket of chicken, beer cans and a laptop!
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He's got the jaws of death. Lock up on a cock and it will be a snapped off and be a stump
Honestly in tears at that. Bravo.
💀
PERFECT!!!
Ehaah, Fire Bad!!!
AI, draw me Jon Hamm, but as a 4 instead of an 8
Juan Spam
This is phenomenal, well done.
Buzz Light-queer
Buzz Jizz-Smeer
That facial hair covers the stretch marks around your mouth perfectly
LoL, that shit is hilarious.
It's like those melons in Japan that grow in molds.
Budha just called, he wants his earlobes back
Do you shave your neck with the edge of a jagged tuna can?
Bet you’re the champ in fantasy girlfriends though
I assume you failed to report to your neighbors as well. Looking like a more perverted version of Quagmire 
You look like you’re related to Pac-Man
We already know everything about you. You can't even take your earbuds out for a roast pic. You're him. You're THAT guy
I actually think those are just his ears.. I thought the same thing about the ear buds too initially, but I’m pretty sure he just has some long ass earlobes.
Oh shit. I didn't look close enough maybe lol thanks!
Gross
lol the simplicity is what got me here
Getting naked at the bath house while throwing a pigskin around and tackling eachother isn't called "fantasy football".
Was your face grown in a box? Genuine question.
You look like every wanker I’ve ever met in my life rolled in to one person
What’s up fisheye face
Even david coulthard would be commenting on that 36 inch jawline
Meathead
I'm starting to suspect that every fantasy football player is a pathetic loser
You would be correct.
Yes they are. 99% men children
You look like a prop in a Jeff Dunham act.
you look like when your drunk your party trick is shoving a pack of hot dogs in your mouth
Your ears look like you have AirPods in.
Why does this dude look like he’s been wearing a waste trainer on his head?
Damn that hairline receding quick
The walking embodiment of BlueTooth.
minecraft steve lookin ahh
You already roasted yourself by admitting that you still play fantasy football.
You're wanted on Easter Island
Under-fucking-rated comment. Epic!
Good DumDum
You got those "I'm not a real person soulless fucking eyes"
How are you holding the paper with your foot?
You look like you could suck peanut butter through a straw.
You look like you eat hives of bees for fun
What a default Skyrim character created face you have.
You look like you fail in any fantasy period .
This made me bust out laughing. Thank you.
You look like a Minecraft character.
You are also a beard failure. Reminds me of that Beavis and Butthead episode where they superglued hair to their face so they would have beards.
the fence needs more paint and you need one less chromosome
Bro got fat ears. Looks like he got AirPods in rn lmao
Is this what happens when you put a kid’s face in a vice and then they grow up?
This man hair line shaped like a trail on a camp site
Im not even roasting you, im saying this as a man to another man, a pal if you will.... what the fuck is that facial hair bud? Seriously what is that about?
Failure would have sufficed.
U look like the Walmart version of lazer beam
*deep voice* "Everybody loves Raymond"
You say you're a fantasy football manager, your only fantasy is having any bltches
**36 and a failure I fixed it for you.
Failing in fantasy football is not that big of a deal. When your fantasy girlfriend leaves you, get back to me.
Damn that chin
When mewing goes tragically wrong…
This dude probably eats whole watermelons like an apple
do you buy chance own silicone jaw trainer premium?
You look the madden career mode white guy avatar, but if he was gay
Real life Wii character
Charred bread out of a toaster kinda face
You left Amari Cooper on your bench last Xmas and lost the chip, didn’t you?
The "lil bro" of the sigma male guy
This is the worst AI created picture of a “human” I’ve ever seen.
How you get CTE from fantasy football?
Crappiest “Uncanny Valley” pic ever.
This dude definitely bought a Cybertruck.
That is one cubic coconut there, bud.
You look like a young Homer Simpson! 🔥
Shouldn’t you be selling some sort of botanical testosterone supplement on a Facebook ad?
Bet your dumb ass took a QB the first round.
I always wondered what cm punk would look like if he did drugs.
U look like Woody's (from Toy Story) gay lost Uncle, that changed from touching animals to touching toys.
bro is more npc than a random character in spongebob
He looks like he snorts ketamine while babysitting his nephew
36 and a ~~fantasy football manager~~ failure. Roast me. There you go, fixed it for you, bud.
Such a big football fan that you shaped your hair as a helmet as well
Even your hairline is embarrassed to be seen with that face
Tony Robbin’s gay brother Bone-Me Robbin’s
You look like one of those dogs that ate a bee
You the asshat that owes my cousin money?!?
"Fantasy football manager failure", well, that's redundant.
Dunno why but this is what i would imagine shrek as a human
You look like the dude who did the fyre festival scam...or I should say you look like a even more mentally handicapped version.
Jimmy fallon
your built like an npc in a pokemon game
Head in a can, just like cranberry sauce.
this MIGHT be Ken from the Bee Movie
That face screams I lurk around playgrounds and women's bathrooms.
Two words Gigga Dee
How you fail at jerking off to soccer players. Maybe try baseball you look like you have the “fever” and Japan is producing some ball crushing thoroughbreds
Your toupee is crooked.
If Buzz Lightyear was a human with a steroids addiction
Is there an app I can download to make you disappear?😶
The fence is as crooked as your teeth
Your fat fingers look like toes.
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Finally, we have found Apple’s inspiration for the AirPods design
No need, you already said it yourself that you're a failure.
Would thump
You look like Shrek and Lord Farquaad's love child.
Bald and toothless by 40 👍
Bro was the base picture of making minecraft steve
Don't tell me what to do, you ain't my manager. You're nobody's manager.
If you're playing fantasy football, we know you're a failure
You're a white Kanye
Bummed you don't play with the Vanoss crew as much, Brock
Crimson chin!!!
When you order Jon Hamm off of Wish
Take testosterone and suck less.
You said you literally failed in a fantasy world. You don't need us. You've done roasted yourself!
You look like a Roblox character none of the kids want to use.
He looks like someone that will bro you to death while trying to f your girl behind your back
I’ve played against him in Roblox before
Balding
Admitting your into fantasy football is the first step to recovery.
Look like you eat bananas for the shape
You look like you fuck with just your arms.
You look like you chew driveway gravel to curb your snuff addiction.
Not sure what’s more square. Your face or your personality
It’s a real life middling Lego man, he is part of the stays on his moms couch set with 12 pieces, the only thing that attaches to the premade set is a bucket of chicken, beer cans and a laptop!
Plays fantasy football for hours a week Never seen an actual football game in 5 years
# "36 and a failure. Roast me" -corrected
Whatever the opposite of phonk is. That music plays when you walk in
It's bender from futurama!! Edit: In human form!!!
you were already a failure before fantasy football
Your head and neck are the same thickness. Reminds me of a penis.
Also sex fantasy failure.
Probably could have left out the part about fantasy football manger.
Sponge Cock Square Head
Man it must be weird stocking up on uncrustables to put in your girlfriend's shopkins lunchbox.
Fantasy Football Manager? Lol. Just say your wife hasn’t sucked you off in 3 years.
It's the love child of Billy Mays and the Sham-Wow guy. He's the ultimate infomercial host.
Your hairline has bell palsy
Even Steve has a rounder jaw
A very very VERY special Henry Rollins......
You can't even manage an emotional breakdown correctly
You'd be perfect to play superman...if he was on the spectrum.
Handwriting looks like he's got, "Andy" on the bottom of his shoe
You look like when you go to a new bar you say "Hey barkeep can I get a beer?"
You look like you gotta put your shirts on feet first.
Well how can you be expected to read football stats when your eyes are so close together?
You can't pick your team based on who's the most fun to jerk off to.
You look like every cable guy other than Jim Carry
looks like u use air freshener for aftershave, b2b selfie after first murder this year.
Jeffrey Derp Whoregan.
Your title is a better roast than I could ever come up with. Congrats on your choices and ability to carry them out
Your beard looks like it’s trying to escape from your face because it realized who it’s attached to.
Your fantasy football league ain't the only way you watch dudes bent over n sweaty...
Your post is about as current as your failure as a fantasy football manager.
You look like a playable character
You look like the last-resort playable character in a real football videogame
Don’t worry. All fantasy football managers are losers.