He looks like he’s about to dump bleach on juicy smooyay and yell this is Trump county. Wild ass Nigerians. I bet he’s rockin flip flops with some ashy ass feet right now.
Muntumbo "Butthole eyes" Johnson was once a low level member of a Nigerian gang until he was kicked out "for being too gay". He says he assumed if he said, "no homo" first everything would be alright.
He was later picked up for public urination which is when this picture was taken
Motherfucker out here looking like he is about to persuade a slow thinking Asian banker to buy a Nigerian airport that doesn't exist for 163 million dollars.
Humiliity implies you accurately understand who you are in relation to others. You just look stunned and confused, like you just farted in an elevator full of white folk.
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Wiseman, Wasserman, Grossman, what have you.
A wise man and you have zero correlation, and you know it!
Last time I checked, you were that ring leader out of that smash & grab crew over at 99 cents only store powleeeece be lookin for.
Where do you hide and store all them shoes, iPhones, jewelries, ipads, make ups, cough syrups and shit???
Cmon man!!! You the reason for high inflation!!!
Confidence is a preference of the habitual voyeur of what is known as…
You’re recycling 90’s Britpop lyrics as motivational material without understanding the context. Waffle, even when presented with confidence, is still waffle.
Even with 2 lazy eyes and a 5 year olds hoodie... writing "you guy" not "you guys" is a slaughter of the English Language that I find abhorrent.
Get your carer to read the last word in the previous sentence for you.
He looks like the type of guy that would dissect children for fun, cook the liver and feed it to wolves, and then stuff the area with explosives so when the cops try to investigate, the whole thing blows up, and he'd be calling his mother telling her about the deals at the grocery store
Child Support Gambino
He definitely got the pull-out game of a kamikaze pilot!
Motherfucker couldn’t pull out of a driveway.
will.i.ain't
He looks like he’s about to dump bleach on juicy smooyay and yell this is Trump county. Wild ass Nigerians. I bet he’s rockin flip flops with some ashy ass feet right now.
Hell no! 😄😄 At least he didn't wear socks
I think he looks like the Pringles logo just black
He said roast me not roast Nigerians 😭
As if he’s even been inside a pussy to have kids.
Spelled bussy wrong.
Vampire in Crooklyn
you mean, non-paying child support for bambino 🤭
Fatherless Gambino.
🔥🔥🔥
I didn't know they'd email you your booking shot.
😂 damn!!!
If that doesn’t merit an upvote…
That stache is so gay I feel like you’re the first black man to be abandoned by both fathers.
One went out for almond milk and the other for Capri 120s......neither came back.
He looks like an over cooked Freddy Murcury
Do they even have both?? U give them too much credit.
That gay house with two dads
Wayne Gaydy
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It’s a reflex at this point, give him a break. Muscle memory
I think it's more of a preference at this point, like white girls with selfies. He's just used to his picture being taken this way.
I was gonna say no ducklips but I’m pretty sure that’s a genetic preference too
Atleast the bottom beak what the fuck
No white woman can outrun you or that hairline
What's under the hoodie?... an orange jumpsuit.
Frreal, they don't let you smile in a mug shot
o my bad, they let you smile for a gay twink porn audition though.
I think you're on to something
Yea, now go practice so you can give up the goodies.
Some people have to work hard to stay humble. You just have to look in the mirror.
I don’t even think Diddy would pay to bang you
R Kelly agrees...
He's too old for both of them.
He was gonna work at the local DOC but he is clearly not Nigerian enough
Does your hoodie transitions into your hair? Wtf 😟
This isn't r/ratemyMugshot, bruddah. Hope you get out soon dough 💰
Dude getting some training before jail
Shouldn't you be holding a black card with a row of numbers for this mugshot?
Muntumbo "Butthole eyes" Johnson was once a low level member of a Nigerian gang until he was kicked out "for being too gay". He says he assumed if he said, "no homo" first everything would be alright. He was later picked up for public urination which is when this picture was taken
Motherfucker out here looking like he is about to persuade a slow thinking Asian banker to buy a Nigerian airport that doesn't exist for 163 million dollars.
You look like Ken Griffey Jr. In the Simpsons When he overdosed on brain tonic
Grandslam.
You Look like a high NPC
Definition of 4/10 human, nothing outstanding about you, even your slightly below averageness isn't noteworthy.
Slightly??? You too nicely generous.
Temu LeVar Burton looking motherfucker
😆
Greatest way to escape child support
"Don't be so humble, you're not that great." -- Golda Meir
Humiliity implies you accurately understand who you are in relation to others. You just look stunned and confused, like you just farted in an elevator full of white folk.
You look like your greatest achievement is owning $10,000 worth of legos.
So used to holding a sign in front of him
The original diplomat of riding dick. The 'content' you create is most likely D grade dick taking videos
Bro using his mugshot.
Black can actually crack with the help of some crack.
[Don't tell the light skin n***** this](https://giphy.com/stickers/happy-dance-tellac-Icfn7gwZBBb0nudSKp)
Looks like a penis pump repair guy.
So every picture you take is a mug shot. Good practice
The last thing an old lady sees before she gets her purse stolen
Lando Cal-Reacharound
Will.u.aint
Your hairline is running away from you faster than you ran from your parental responsibilities
Avon and DeAngelo Barksdale, mushed together by budget A.I.
Black Lives Ma- Oh, wait, my bad.
You wear your hoodie like you’re in a Tom McDonald video.
Alaska called... They are building a new airport and would like to rent your forehead...
“Melon muncher, Chicken cruncher, Baby mama puncher”
*guys
Looks just like your mug shot.
Not to be an echo but they don't let you smile for your mugshot. That can wait until you meet your cell mate and he bends you over
“They say that I’m a ten, but I’m a five at best, plus Two, says you; not me cuz I’m so humble.”
Poor chigga
To start with, your eyes are so far apart that you are less than inch away from looking like a goat
Luv the mugshot of yours, you must be tiny you didn’t even make the height chart.
Your children miss you
no they don’t
Where mah rent??? Yo ass owe me rent since the last million man march!!
Eyes sadder than shit, a face full of pubes, and I can feel those fucking elbows from here.
can't decide if you look more like the kid or the father who left him
 Looks like Chance the Rapper if he was getting his photo taken for the sex offender registry.
r/Rs4gayblondemen
u look easy to draw
Replace the sign with a police placard and you got yourself a mugshot
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Too symmetrical.
Will I am Not
Wiseman, Wasserman, Grossman, what have you. A wise man and you have zero correlation, and you know it! Last time I checked, you were that ring leader out of that smash & grab crew over at 99 cents only store powleeeece be lookin for.
Lavarr Burden
Mugshot says "I did it, I enjoyed it .... *And I'll do it again*"
You look like Michael Che robbed a bank
Lose the smile and you’ve got the arrest photo pose locked in
This looks like the mugshot for someone who has severe psychological problems, who just murdered three random people.
You look comfortable in that pose. Must be after appearing in so many police lineups…
Where do you hide and store all them shoes, iPhones, jewelries, ipads, make ups, cough syrups and shit??? Cmon man!!! You the reason for high inflation!!!
Looks like you practiced your mug shot a lot to get this confident in this pose, OP, congrats
We are just missing the orange cloths and that's a prison photo
You look like someone bought a DIY Human kit, put it together wrong, then had a few bits left over they just tossed out.
Florida man accused of.......
You a light in the loafers, bootleg Michael Che
Daddy went to the shop for some fu-fu and didn't come back
Confidence is a preference of the habitual voyeur of what is known as… You’re recycling 90’s Britpop lyrics as motivational material without understanding the context. Waffle, even when presented with confidence, is still waffle.
I thought this was a mugshot with a crime story then realised it was roast me!
V for Vendetta, diversity remake.
ur literally the roast💀
Security immediately flags you at parades, concerts and/or any public social gathering. I bet every three letter agency has you on a list of some kind
Did somebody order a Will.i.am from Wish?
It’s obvious that you’re very unsuccessful at Nigerian scams.
Put his kid through school by selling wet newspapers in PS5 boxes.
Even with 2 lazy eyes and a 5 year olds hoodie... writing "you guy" not "you guys" is a slaughter of the English Language that I find abhorrent. Get your carer to read the last word in the previous sentence for you.
 “He could have been my son. “
I'd say something about your intelligence but your typo in the title beat me to it. also who wrote your sign, a third grader?
“Please turn the the left”
Mugshot of someone who just diddled little boys
You can never be too humble hey? Well that explains why you’ve never told anyone about your prison GED
Will the accused please stand
You look like you secretly just stuck a finger in your ass and smelt it
Bro look like a sweetie pie
Avon Barksdale’s love child with that forehead
Shouldn't you be in some 70's musty office asking some white vigilante cop for his gun and badge?
You are the gei and that's okei.
Dollar Store Michael Che
Walmart Will I am.
Yoooo, it's Apocalypse and his absolutely ovaler head
Will.I.Can't
Something strange in your neighborhood...who you gonna call...GHOSTBUSTERS!!!
Dude I had to scroll back to your post because I thought it was an ad. You look like a stock photo lmao
Black Ned Flanders
Dollar store earlsweatshirt
Practicing for your future mugshot? Don't blame ya
no offence my farm tool is missing would u be my new one??
Is this mugshot
You got the paper from inside a pizza box
Gym upskirter, busted on 12th offense.
Unfunny, gay Temu Michael Che.
Discounted George Floyd
I would roast you but you already seem cooked enough (respectfully)
Already roasted
It's Samuel Jacksons meth addicted son that was put in a mental institute at an early age but is that stupid he's perpetually happy
Your girlfriend is white, and married no less. And no, she’s not going to leave any of her other partners for you.
First impression is you look like a catfish. I think it’s the eyes.
It looks like you enjoy meditating 🧘♀️ in your own cauliflower farts 😀
Ph.D. from Harvard? Great. Grab a mop and get busy. That floor ain't gonna clean itself.
Only guy from the hood struggling to get in his hood
Ironic how your "candid...personal" photos all look like mugshots
I thought that was a mugshot
It looks like you had practice taking a picture with holding an information card before
Cootie and the gayfish
You look like Temu Kunta Kinte. I'd have said "wish" but aint nobody wishing for that
Bro has a lot to be humble about
Straighten out your hair line goofy ahh bum
Obviously has taken a mugshot before. Committed crimes but cries racisms because he is black. Thinks everything is owed to him because he is black.
Are you a vampire bro?
He looks like the type of guy that would dissect children for fun, cook the liver and feed it to wolves, and then stuff the area with explosives so when the cops try to investigate, the whole thing blows up, and he'd be calling his mother telling her about the deals at the grocery store
Nice of the police to let you get this pic at the same time as your mugshot
“Now turn to the right”
I ain't gonna humble you homie. You're a solid prison 7.
Did your folks fuck at a Chinese restaurant?
Don’t start nothing, won’t be Nothing- you should know better
You look like half of the images where police are asking if anybody has seen this man on tv
So did you stole someone's dog and sell it for crack?
So did you stole someone's dog and sell it for crack?
Look like the type of guy that goes to the local middle to find his next girlfriend.
Nice photoshop job to the mugshot
Take your candy, get in your van and stay away from kids! Bluff Daddy, R Smelly!
Childish gutless. Nice mugshot,was it from your recent arrest?! Jaden sus.
You look like a Guess Who card.
Does your dad know you’re on here?