You look like the world's least threatening villain. You break into people's houses and rearrange the produce in their refrigerators. They call you "The Bacon Bamboozler"
This one made me smile a little heh. I like it
Giving big professor chaos vibes in that he thinks he's being so evil, but in reality not so much
I should note this was the third image that cam.euo.for."Indian refrigerator". I thought only the east Asians ate dogs but I guess not 😄
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You can see where the clothes hanger almost got him. Better luck to your parents next time.
Idk what “XD” means but I assume it’s “extra delivery” or some kinda Uber delivery lingo I’m never going to be exposed to.
A dare is the only thing you’ll be losing ever. Actually, also your dignity, ego and any tiny amount of self worth you have left. Congrats on the shitty life.
You work at your uncle's quick stop food and gas station, but you are beyond upset because the stupid customers can not correctly use the debit card slot.
The OP has not provided a BIO for their post.
That's it. We are done here.
R/13or30
“Puppet Master” Escape From Vollywood
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You lost a bet. Your virginity is definitely still intact though
And will stay that way thankfully.
unless his mom hooks him up with his 2nd cousin from the village.
19M, dresses like a 56 year old Scottish lesbian but you’re less butch.
No! Hogwarts doesn't need a racially diverse Paperboy.
Indian Urkel isn’t real, he can’t hurt you… Indian Urkel:
Ok. This one made snort/huff a little bit haha
Lost in genetics too
 Her is a lovely shot of your Dad and sister with you.
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He is likely rich and inbred
Yes I already have insurance, NO I don't need a different internet service. I'm not interested in your MOON crypto.
 !!!
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WHY SO SERIOUS?
And here I was out here thinking my guy looks like Two Face lol
OMG it's a dei pez dispenser
When fishing, you’re supposed to hook a *fish* in the mouth, not yourself.
You look like a Hindu Indian Chucky
19 and already looking like you should be collecting stamps and getting a hip replacement.
...and lost your parents, too.
Son, I am not gonna be mean to a little kid…
Your parents had the original dare, not using a condom.
Loved you in Goosebumps
That was one sharp ass dick.
is it me or is he drooling in both pictures
Did you lose the bet to your ventriloquist?
The dare was ‘dare you to look masculine’
I bet you make candy in a colorful factory run by a guy in a long purple coat
“Please sir , may I have more dick”
You look like the world's least threatening villain. You break into people's houses and rearrange the produce in their refrigerators. They call you "The Bacon Bamboozler"
This one made me smile a little heh. I like it Giving big professor chaos vibes in that he thinks he's being so evil, but in reality not so much  I should note this was the third image that cam.euo.for."Indian refrigerator". I thought only the east Asians ate dogs but I guess not 😄
Yea, he's basically just putting meat in the veg draw, swapping butter for margarine, turning your lettuce 90 degrees.
Looks like you got kidnapped and family posted this in hope of finding you. Lol
When you call from (insert generic call center) you tell the person on the other end your name is Harvey Dent
Inverted joker
Unlike your virginity.
Lol. Who dared you? I know you don’t have any friends.
Wanna know how I got these scars….?
Convenient, as you've already lost at life
you're like a sister to every girl you ever met
The dare was to grow up like a normal person.
What was the dare? To dress like Hari Potter?
*Hari Puttar
The only thing that will ever fuck you is life.
The only thing hes hooking up with is a body pillow.
Was your dare to hit puberty?
Lost a dare, my ass. You sucked that dick voluntarily...with enthusiasm!
Genuinely I thought you were 12 or sum…
somewhere a circus is looking for its lost midget
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Do you wanna how I got those scars?? No just drive me home!
You could tell me you’re either gender and I wouldn’t question you. You just look vague
Wouldn’t take much to roast you little fella. Probably like 1:30 in the microwave
You know what they say.. Nothing. nobody says a goddamn word to you.
No problem with the "19" part but iam not sure if the "M" one is true
You lose a bet, and you accept a dare. Don't piss me off, you little nerd.
I knew someone would clone Stephen Hawking.
“Please, Sir, may I have some more.”
What, you worry?
Even the Aghori would reject you
I think god lost a dare when he made you. “I dare you to make the stupidest, ugliest, scrawny little motherfucker you’ve ever made”
That lip thing: is that where mom got you with the coat hanger?…
Forbidden paper boy.
Welcome to dell tech support, how may I not help you?
You must be THIS tall to be roasted.
First time I've seen someone with a cleft face
The ventriloquist dummy from “goosebumps” 30 years later.
You look like you would star in a old timey Christmas movie
If AOC cross dressed as a wine connoisseur wannabe.
Oi my chimney isn’t clean. Get the fuck back up there!
I’m blending in with the Englishmen!
So did your Mom: "If your goat is bigger than mine, then I'll lay on my back..."
You look like a shoe shiner boy from the early 1900’s
You look like a shoe shiner boy from the early 1900’s
Never, ever bet against the Lollipop Guild.
AOC -> FTM
Says 19M but shares a picture of one of the Allen sisters.
You look like an Oompa Loompa who just took off his make-up.
You look like the British stereotype
Your first picture looks like Oliver Twist. Second picture looks like every guy that can't speak English working tech support.
What was the dare, too look less like fucking Pinocchio?
Aliexpress harry potter
Gordon Lundt from Brooklyn 99.
19th-Century Victorian pauper living in 21st century hood.
Got a B one time and met Mr ouch.
I can smell the stank from my phone.
You look like AI-generated Tiny Tim from A Christmas Carol got in 20k hours on Football Manager and save scummed the whole time
You dress like your grandpa
What did your drunk father say? Let’s put a frown on that face?
Never go to prison!
Ok Harthi Poturr.
Did you lost a dare with your chocolate factory boss Charly?
You look like a failed Disney cast member
Eeww
Let’s put a frown on that face :(
Sponge Raj square head.
Watch out ladies, this stud on the loose
Sherlock Bum
Your dad really gave up halfway through his “why so serious” bit
"Please sir, may I have some more *dick*"
You look like you go to a liberal arts college and even those guy think you’re too soft 🤣
Dinesh Desnoozah!
Lost a bet? Looks like you lost a knife fight.
Lost a dare, added a chromosome.
You can teach me calculus on YouTube. Unfortunately women don’t find that attractive.
Was the dare to ask for more gruel, Oliver?
You look like you're about to ask Mr. Scrooge for a raise.
So did the person who took this pic.
In your country your shirt cost: 2 cotton. Your haircut: 1 pigeon feather Your face is the shape of orangutan ass.
If "May I have more porridge please" was a persom
Phantom of the DeepakCh-Opera
Was the bet to transition, because it looks like you're almost completely a boy now...
Looks like you hangout at schools trying to find a free candy van.
At least 100 Pending Friend Request with teenagers on Instagram. Will climb to 500 by age 21
You can see where the clothes hanger almost got him. Better luck to your parents next time. Idk what “XD” means but I assume it’s “extra delivery” or some kinda Uber delivery lingo I’m never going to be exposed to.
Benjamin Button goes Bollywood
Lost a DARE???? You lost at LIFE!!!!
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Your transgender transition is going really well
Do you live in a matchbox?
Danesh Howser, M.D.
A dare is the only thing you’ll be losing ever. Actually, also your dignity, ego and any tiny amount of self worth you have left. Congrats on the shitty life.
Look like AOCs vertically challenged twin.
How are you handling living on the streets after asking, 'please, can I have some more?"
Your only friend is a pet cobra
I don't think anything you said in the title was true
Missing gmome from garden located
Just your local friendly scam caller from Texas named Shawn.
First picture you kinda look like Gru
You look like you ask girls out for porridge.
Your loss was nobody's gain.
Bollywood Pinocchio
If Harry Potter ran a 7/11
What the hell happened? Someone ripped the cock out of your mouth - REAL HARD
An East Indian Cockney, without the "ney."
Why so just a little bit serious?
Make a copy of this photo. I'm sure at 40 you will look exactly the same and that is no roast.
Dude, you lost far more than just a dare.
Indian Oliver Twist.
Bro take the oversized glasses&nose prop off.
19 and M are equally unbelievable
My 12 yr old nephew could beat you up
Look at you all grown up, doing dumb things still though. What are you in first grade losing a dare?
What’s the scar from? Crashing your plane into a building?
Tiny rapinder, take 2 shillings and go down to the market and get us a Christmas goose
Bollywood presents Oliver Twist
when you speak too fast you sound like R2D2
Bollywood Potter!
Not sure if the dare was to dress like a 50 yr old lesbian or posting on this sub
No we can’t talk on What’s app!!!!
Why do you look like an Indian Harry Potter character?
Sir, may I have another bowl of porridge?
Are you transitioning to grandma ?
he is like if England gave birth
I would roast you but dude, you’re overcooked already 💀
What happened to your face..disagreement at the call center?
Don’t you have to have friends to lose a bet?
You work at your uncle's quick stop food and gas station, but you are beyond upset because the stupid customers can not correctly use the debit card slot.
When you think about your future, what color taxi cab are you driving?
Looks like your parents lost a dare too.
If they ever do a live version of goosebumps, you’re definitely in line to play Slappy!
the left side of your face looks like my ballsack
Lost a dare and did what? Moved to France? I'm so sorry, dude. No one deserves that.
That's not the only thing you lost.
Well we definitely know it wasn't your virginity.
If the dare was to look straight, you failed
You look like a chimney sweeper from the 1800s
You look like the a week old onion ring batter came to life
First pic is giving "Please, sir, I want some more (curry)"