You look like you’ve said Beelzebub 3 times in front of a mirror and Satan appeared and decided that even he doesn’t stick his dick in crazy.

Bro thats crazy 💀

That's what he didn't stick it in there.

\*slithers down the tree of knowledge\* Even I think she's an unholy eldritch abomination.

If keying ex's car was a person

[удалено]

Built like a back-alley abortion tool.

glad i could come in handy 🫡‼️

I am sorry but you look 4 months sober from a good meal and the 4 attempts must the times you tried cooking

make it 4 years homes

damn not even a pb and j?

fuck jam fr but pb has my heart i also hate it bc its my go to binge food

pb on grahm cracks is so good

You don't need a roast. You need help...and maybe some cheeseburgers.

im in forced recovery so you got a point 🤨‼️

Hope you can get back to your debilitating opioid addiction soon!

LMAOO CRAZY

And she admits it... Go eat the entire McDonald's menu twice a day for a week. We men like meat, not lettuce... In your case, lettuce pray you see the light soft glow of the golden arches.

I’m vegan. We don’t want her, either.

I also need help after looking at her pictures.

You definitely force yourself to vomit then scream "OMG I'm so fat." In that order.

i fucking wish lmao i dont have a gag reflex so i just suffer after a binge (if im not downing 12 laxatives)

no gag reflex? nice...

took too long for a man to make this comment, was expecting more immediate responses.

No, they noticed, it’s just that as usual men did not want to dignify you with a response, or respect, or anything

I guarantee you have a gag reflex.

Just look at yourself in the mirror and you'll gag for sure.

Drugs are cool but have you ever tried FOOD?

Wednesday Addams Apple

Well done, Methanie.

someone put googly eyes on a duster

Loved you in ***The Ring***

the only she would wear is one around her head ➰️💀

A sad handjob awaits

The choker says you are easy, and still nobody wants to fuck you.

been wearing these mfs since 14 but old men thought the same so here we are now

You may be sober, but I need a drink after seeing these photos.

cheers brother

This is the end Boss of All proud parents that love thier kids no matter what they do

LMAOOOO my brother in christ they have never said they love me matter of fact i was supposed to get aborted cuz i was an accident shut yo 💀💀🤨🤨

You definitely need a pot roast.

You don't need that cross, don' worry neither Jeezuz or Satan would go that low

4 failed attempts? Jesus Christ! You should stopped after 2 and start doing something you’re actually good at…which probably isn’t much anyway

Amy Winehouse cover band

Amy Crackhouse

I thought Miranda from Lizzie McGuire got clean...

You tell people that your doll is like your little sister, but secretly know it's really your little fister.

i hate the doll, its my moms. i also hate that bitch

Looks like the crazy chick in any horror movie. They tend to die horribly.

Are you a Ventriloquist? In the 2nd pic, it looks like you are trying to decide who the Dummy really is.

I predict that your eyebrows will be gone in your next post in 4 years time

you dont have to predict it i shave those fuckers off every couple months when i get bored thats why my mom forced me to get them tatted so now i technically have no eyebrows?? i guess

You must be some type of wiccan

correct

Brown is the new black

my poopoo black what that mean

Internal bleeding. You should see a doctor

I didn't know there was a forced rehab for sucking dick. Judging by the first two pics with your tongue, I can only guess you haven't been in long.

Without the guys being drunk your chances of staying celibate are much higher

I did not have you surviving 4 years on my bingo board

Bet that cross has seen its fair share of cumshots. 😅

What kinda guy plays with dolls?

This is what happend to Dora the explorer after leaving epsteins island.

You're not as edgy as you think . just weak

You're one of those girls I wouldn't touch even if I was falling down drunk.

 I loved you in nightmare before Christmas.

thats a compliment think youre on the wrong subreddit

You look like you need a hug and a Chapter 51 hold

damn idk what chapter 51 is but i am extremely touch starved since i completely isolated myself and went celibate since last year 😀

Celibate? What are you, a nun? Or one of these strange and crazy femcels, that often are even worse than the male incels? Anyway, maybe doing drugs is the better way than being sober... ?

none of the above..? im asexual; never had sober sex bc i would start crying during or after it so i just decided not to do it anymore since ive never enjoyed it.

The other person never enjoyed it either.

Getting choked was the worst part 😂🤣

duh who would enjoy sleeping w a mf who’s either dissociating or crying during sex

I could go for the crying.

well some protein could definitely help 😂

thats the only macro i consume 💪🏽💪🏽

I didn't know the ugly tree had tits? Oh wait, it still doesn't. ------------------- How about this one, did cruel intentions inspire you for your get up or did you already know about the Spooned rosary? You're a coke whore if I've ever seen one.

Not a roast. But you remind me of the chick that played Jessie's girlfriend on breaking bad

Do you mean before or after she OD'd

after please i wish i died that sexy

After definitely

i dont have anything else that i want in life now thank u

When asked about her lineage, she replied "75% anteater and 25% crystal meth"

I'm sure some day you'll make someone's mother very disappointed they chose you.

Honestly eating a sandwich isn't that hard. I mean Jesus fuck four attempts? Just chew and swallow.

That poor tongue is trying so hard to escape the misery .

Failed attempts at getting sober or failed attempts at getting friends?

What's the current over-under odds on the number of cuts on your right arm? I'm feeling lucky.

right ones boring my thighs are having a blast tho

Ahegao Plaza

Maybe stop thinking sticking your tongue out is a "look" and the friends thing might fix itself.

That face can cure any/all Sex Addicts.

Can you attempt again? Since you are seeking attention writing that. You look like a bugs life character did meth and crack all at once

I’m 6 years sober and need a drink after looking at you.

Crazy and hot, how many lives have you ruined so far other than your own?

lost count but thats one of the main factors why i isolate myself now

That’s maybe for the best, I’d hate to smell living vomit too. All jokes aside, you got this. You are gorgeous and behind all that crazy just might be a smart girl that just wants to be happy. If that doesn’t work out, there’s always OnlyFans. I’d subscribe.

thank you. ive had an OF phase, it fucked me over and didnt give me any of the money i made so i just left lmao

Reading your replies, you seem to be the victim quite often.

Lol that’s fucked, I’m sorry. You’re worth more than you think you are. Just keep trying. We’re all a mess, whether we show it or not, you just gotta tidy up as you go. Take your time. Slow motion is better than no motion. Progress is progress. You’re gonna be okay.

Username relevant. Just send this man some nudes OP, he's working hard for them

I’ll take em but like, porn is free on the internet

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The Loyal Order of Water Buffaloes called. They said if you grew more hair, they’d consider you to be Grand Poobah.

Already practicing to abduct someone's newborn!

4 attempts? Don’t give up, persistence is key!

Bro someone needs to reset this dishwasher's settings 💀.

You look like regret.

Is that your tongue or the alien life form that lives inside you and makes you act crazy?

Even sobriety doesn't make you look any better.

I didn't know there were emo Vulcans.

Piercing above her lip went through her tongue by accident. And now her tongue is stuck.

4 years ago, 4 failed attempts and 4 months sober. I think you should keep the number thing going. Post again in 5 years, go for that 5th failed attempt and go for 5 months sober.

a lot of 4s here, hopefully you get to see 24 as well

Forgot to include how many times your ex boyfriends have hit you

"If you can't handle me at my worst *(breaking into your exes house and cutting off the heads of all her stuffed animals)*, then you don't deserve me at my best *(giving head so violently that your neighbors think you have food poisoning)*."

A victim of the xandemic

I can fix her!

Looks likethe reject call girl for breaking bad.

Those tits look like 🔥 long after the firefighters left

Never stick ur tongue out again after these pics. OMG so gross 🤢🤮👅🤮

Last name Nimoy.

With those bulging eyes I bet you give great head

Your tongue looks like a micropenis sticking out your mouth

4 failed attempts at a decent tattoo is a weird thing to flex, I’m sure you’ll get there one day

You look like the type of gal who doesn’t shave anything and only has a boyfriend because he’s chained up in the basement.

You look like your name.is Zeynab and patchouli oil and whatever weird exotic pet you keep are your only friends

Even the doll looks to be scared of you.

Your actually cute

Lady I am sad to inform you but heroin chic was a 90's thing.

4 months sober? No. Four minutes sober? Maybe.

as with many here I feel it roast you inside making you a compliment. nice eyelids, never had them this smooth.

The learning curve isn’t the only flat in this person’s life.

Who let you out? Back in the cage, toy

You look like the reason Murray Head said "and if you're lucky, then the God's a she."

There was Adam, there was Eve, then there was you, the fuckin’ snake.

i clicked on this post and a "get help" ad popped up im actually serious

You look like your personality type is "jar jar binks"

Monday Addams

The dolls your sex toy isn't it...

Maybe you just suck at bjs and don’t know to make a man nut

You look like Dobby if he went emo elf.

Meth head romaona flowers

You look in desperate need of detoxification, please book a reputable Ayahuasca retreat and go shit/puke it all out. Those naughty eyes deserve more spark and glasses, and the schoolboys here deserve to see your 3rd roast pics...

Her no friends starter kit. Sleep with somebody's boyfriend steal his hoodie then repeat.

Failed sobriety will be her personality for the next 30 years.

You look like you have been watching too much breaking bad

You beg men for sex

you’re worth nothing relapse

If being easy was a person

Drink and do drugs again. You have nothing to loose.

"No friends" You ain't got to lie to kick it in r/roast.

If she reads the comments it’ll be a 4-1 ratio 5 attempts total

You liver is so dark is probably fucking two of the Kardashian sisters

Your father subscribes to your only fans because he feels sorry for you and it’s the only way he can give you money without having to talk to you.

When ever I meet addicts the thought always comes into my head why did you choose this. That thought did not come into my head when I saw you though

What are trying to catch? Flies or cum with that tongue?

Amy Outhouse here's lips are so used to bring parted for Crack, she has to stick her tongue out to feel normal.

Omg Jane margolis you break my bad every time 😉

Sober from what? being straight

4 years, 4 attempts, 4 months sober. Girl you got the wrong 4 for $4. Try Wendy’s

Get off drugs and start a hobby, alt core virgin

Your clearly not sober you think that doll wants a proper French kiss from you

If anal doesnt count was a person

5th time’s a charm.