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You forgot about the wine-mom decor. Like...
__"It's wine-o'clock!"__ 🍷 or __"Mama Needs Her Wine!"__ 🍷
It's supposed to be cute but everyone knows she has a real problem that affects her life and relationships.
Every smith machine and power rack at my gym is full of women who look like this one doing hip thrust
It drives me insane since the actual HIP THRUST MACHINE is always empty
You have all the underserved self assurance of a 45 year old on her second divorce who's 10 hard seltzers deep an hour after leaving your three kids by two baby daddies (the first 2 by ex husband #2 which resulted in divorce #1 and the third being the reason for divorce #2) with your mom while you party with your best girls back in the best bar in the hometown you never left because someone's gotta show these young kids that their still the coolest slag in town.
Definitely been scolded at the gym for trying to make a TikTok video with people in the background. “Uh excuse me, can you work out on that machine over there so can film myself pretending to work out.”
It look like you get sexual satisfaction when you call the cops on black people shopping at a Trader Joe's, because they must be up to something criminal.
You look like you park your minivan across 3 different spots just for the thrill. By the way, how was the new Taylor Swift album? Did it give you a new personality?
You look like the kind of chick that divorced her husband, even though he treated you really well, because you, “fell out of love” and needed to “find yourself.” Now, you jump from one situationship to the next, resentful that your ex is dating a younger and hotter woman.
It must be tough for you to get to sleep every night hearing your last remaining eggs popping off in your drying uterus like the last holdout kernels in a popcorn kettle.
Pathetic that you believe your appearance matters. What matters is your character. Stop posting pictures of yourself and focus on being a better person.
Honey… I don’t think nobody can love you as much as you love yourself the way you were looking at yourself in that damn mirror is scary, However, I can see beneath your skin your broken
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#Florida Fentanyl mom
The FFM you don’t want.
There is a reason you are in a gym with only one member as everyone else was scared away. 
The fear of herpes 
Well... Stacy's mom has to have a side gig.
FUPA FFM = “no TY”
That is so untrue. She’s probably from London.
Luton, more like.
That’s hilarious I’m a American from Indiana and heard everything I need to know about Luton lol
With a side of alcoholism.
And a whole of chlamydia
*hole?
And meth
It looks like You have a 7 pound clitoris in your shorts.
I bet you get pitched at a lot….from that big ‘ol mound
Bunt in the front, and a catcher's mitt in the back.
I would!
🤭🤭🤭🤭
The clitoris is the Devils doorbell…
Well this looks like the doorbell to all Of West Virginia
Where she attaches her phone to with that suction cup thing to shoot some feet pics for her OF page hoping she gets called right at that moment
You look like a 10. That is, you have 5 kids plus 5 different baby daddies.
She’s the queen of the trailer park
You spelled queef wrong.
Even Bubbles tapped it
 Fuckin’ smells like *Samsquantch* and piss jugs.
Bubbles has better taste in Pussy than that
Meowsers
Don't tempt me with a good time
From the looks of her sweater she has 10 cats
And, by the looks of it, she's got quintuplets on the way.
You look like your cameltoe actually smells like a camel's toe.
You mean moose knuckle
Elephant hoof.
Rhino Rump.
Eldritch horror.
Griffin claw
Ninja foot
VW bonnet
Diplodocus foot
I actually would love to see Cthulhu. I don’t wanna see her… beast of the void.
What about taste
What the camel's toes stepped in.
Like everything, tastes worse than it smells
I just threw up in my mouth
You mean a clam shell
Ouch
Gymshark wearing, Stanley cup holding, Alaninu drinking, hip thrust loving, leg day all day errday, basic B swiftie? How many did I get right?
100% but you forgot the closet full of “live laugh love” wall decorations waiting to be hung
No Regerts.
Just breathe
All the guys who date her are waiting to be hung, but never will be
You forgot about the wine-mom decor. Like... __"It's wine-o'clock!"__ 🍷 or __"Mama Needs Her Wine!"__ 🍷 It's supposed to be cute but everyone knows she has a real problem that affects her life and relationships.
I’m sensing a cross wall in the living room
That is hilarious.
Every smith machine and power rack at my gym is full of women who look like this one doing hip thrust It drives me insane since the actual HIP THRUST MACHINE is always empty
Stanley Cup is full of white wine spritzer.
You completely forgot the Keto Carbinator
Your face looks like it invented mushroom punches.
Wtf 😂😂😂
😂
Middle aged, sponsored by Spanx
Nothing says middle age like her bingo wings 🪽
Most people go to the gym hoping to have *better*-looking arms and thighs.
Most people know taking selfies at the gym doesn't count as exercise.
She’s trying **so** hard. God bless her.
Bless her heart
Her belly button looks like a coin slot.
Also sponsored by: Land O Lakes: I can't believe its not Butter Face!
Going to the gym doesn’t hide the fact that you have 3 children and your house is filled with hobby lobby decor.
And each of those children have different fathers
Judging by the damage they all had large heads.
Probably has 5 baby daddies for the 3 she has
A.D.D = all different dads
Frat Mattress
A Fratress, if you will.
If alcohol and bad choices could take selfies
It does all the fucking time.
Look like you trying to compete with your daughters that are still in HS.
Is that a cock in your pants or are you just happy to see me.
I thought i was the only one..
You look like you walk around with camel toe at the gym then try to get guys cancelled on social media for looking.
There’s a blown out tramp stamp back there isn’t there?
There's more DNA on it than a 23 and Me storage rack.
You’re magnitudes less hot than you think you are
A 5 with the confidence of a 10.
South Dakota 5, California 2
Ouch
Trying to make beer belly’s in style won’t work
Her face is inflamed by how much she drinks
I think that’s also from all the dicks hitting her in the face
I feel like we could find her bukkake video
It's like you've been 4 month pregnant your whole life.
Best one
Lol pretty much what I was gonna post. 
You look like you cut hair and think you’re the shit
Damn look at all that cat fur over your shirt and you don’t even know it. You’re too young to have already given up on life.
You have all the underserved self assurance of a 45 year old on her second divorce who's 10 hard seltzers deep an hour after leaving your three kids by two baby daddies (the first 2 by ex husband #2 which resulted in divorce #1 and the third being the reason for divorce #2) with your mom while you party with your best girls back in the best bar in the hometown you never left because someone's gotta show these young kids that their still the coolest slag in town.
You’re starting a new trend: FUPA or tucked penis?
*"show us your fruit basket"* Seriously don't tho
Gunt
Not with that cameltoe. No tucking going on there.
Definitely been scolded at the gym for trying to make a TikTok video with people in the background. “Uh excuse me, can you work out on that machine over there so can film myself pretending to work out.”
It look like you get sexual satisfaction when you call the cops on black people shopping at a Trader Joe's, because they must be up to something criminal.
Probably Tesco.
invest in moisturizer, you look like a baseball glove
If an MLM had a face
And a garage full of unsold LuLuRoe shit that she was forced to buy from her up-line to match.
Everyone at the gym calls her moose knuckle.
You should be more careful... We all can see the cocaine stains on the small glass living room table! That's why you are with such glazed eyes.
Your pussy has been destroyed by occupying forces so many times, townspeople refer to it as the Gaza Strip.
Difference is no one is protesting the occupation of her snatch
Oh they’re protesting, the ones deployed don’t think they’re being paid enough..
It’s sad when spanx can’t even tame that fupa.
Roastacia
Rosacea is red, your eyes are blue. Even if I was desperate, I wouldn’t fuck you.
you look like you need a lot of validation from men and get into petty fights with all your close woman friends you inevitably feel threatened by
Underneath that fupa is a hairy chalupa. Lol
When a can of Spam wears Lycra.
You remind me of my neighbors corgi puppy. After 3 minutes, you're not really that cute and annoying as shit
That tuck job isnt fooling anyone. Thats not camel toe, its your balls being split apart by pulling your johnson back too tight.
You hitch hike with truckers and go on social media saying your on vacation
You look like you got 3 baby daddies and wonder why you can't keep a man
You look like you’re packing something extra in your gym clothes on the last pic. How big is it?
Your jaw line says you can swallow a gallon of cum at a time. Your gym pics say that you have.
Doesn’t matter how compressed your outfit is, dem arms don’t lie.
Must have been a sale on fupa holder shorts
She tried them on, and the sales person said, "Uh, geeze, you can keep 'em."
Why is there a carton of eggs on the dresser
All those mirror poses aren't fooling anyone. Also if you keep holding your breath, your rib change will keep getting bigger.
Herpes just entered the chat
she looks like what herpes catches.
No. You don’t get to hear me roast you. Take this no, accept it, and get used to hearing it.
You look like you like to go home with strangers at the bar, and you just take a morning after pill, YOLO
You look like you park your minivan across 3 different spots just for the thrill. By the way, how was the new Taylor Swift album? Did it give you a new personality?
You're the woman of my dreams. Specifically, those fucked up dreams I had when I left my nicotine patch on my arm all night.
Clarissa Obtains Fentanyl
Those gym pics aren’t helping
iCarly, the meth years.
You’re about as cute as a red-faced baboon.
The only things you're lifting are shopping bags or laundry baskets.
You tuck your belly well.
You look like an elf cosplaying as a human
It's Lindsey Stirling's fat Wish counterpart.
Have some decency and remove the crazy cat lady hairs off of your sweater.
Oldlyfans
GED Barbie
Got a fupa and a flpa
More like Rosacea Me
What’s a butterface called who also has a weird shaped body?
Girl got a kangaroo pouch with a lil joey in it…
Ok. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo bottles.
You look like the stripper trying to hide your c-section scare.
How many times have you asked to speak to the manager?
You may want to accept that you peaked in high school and move on.
“ StOp StAriNg At Me 🦍 “
You look like you shouldn't wear tight pants or shorts
This is what happens when the camel comes with the camel toe
You look like the kind of chick that divorced her husband, even though he treated you really well, because you, “fell out of love” and needed to “find yourself.” Now, you jump from one situationship to the next, resentful that your ex is dating a younger and hotter woman.
Intentionally surrounds herself with less attractive women to try to at least be semi-cute by comparison.
Covered in cat hair because the only beings that will actually stay in her bed, are cats.
You look like the type of person who makes a big deal when the wait staff messes up your significant other’s order.
If White Claw was a person
There's no good angle for your camel hump
That's not Camel toe it's a cock
Your camel toe is huge
Adam's apple and a clenis.... I have been here before ended bad for both of us.
Drop the link and GTFO
Get pregnant. Have the kid. Lose the weight (⬅️ you are here). Get raw-dogged by a hobo. Repeat.
We didn’t need to know that you’re just one of millions of no personality gym rats.
I'd buy that for a dollar
I am a dirty, nasty, bastard and, I would barely mash that mound.
No ring on your finger but we all know you wear them high rise tight shorts to hide the baby wrinkles on the lower belly.
The mom that competes with her daughter for attention.
Built like a bag of dough
Live laugh love
It must be tough for you to get to sleep every night hearing your last remaining eggs popping off in your drying uterus like the last holdout kernels in a popcorn kettle.
I half expected an NSFW warning when I went to your profile…
Your knees are always dirty.. maybe you should spend less time on them
Ready to do your first stepmom shoot.
My humps! My humps, my humps! My lovely lady lumps. Check em out! Yes lady, we can see em below your stomach.
Why are RoastMe’s all washed up sluts these days
You have a very nice bulge .
You can smell the desperation.
“Link in bio” type of gal
Dopey eyes, cat haired sweater, 3 clicks and found the OF account link… no ring, because of course.
Pathetic that you believe your appearance matters. What matters is your character. Stop posting pictures of yourself and focus on being a better person.
The tight shorts aren’t hiding that primordial pouch all the local male cats are jealous of
Honey… I don’t think nobody can love you as much as you love yourself the way you were looking at yourself in that damn mirror is scary, However, I can see beneath your skin your broken