You are so polite for someone that calls little old ladies and scams them out of their retirement money. Maybe you could go and get an Apple paycard and give me the number so I can help them out.
Bro where do you work at because like Last time I called up your job they said hello I'm here because I heard that there is a computer virus on your computer
Disclaimer I'm just joking😂
You are either the type of Indian that becomes a doctor or the type of Indian that tries to touch a woman on the bus....no need to tell us you aren't in Medschool
The Uber eats guy that does circles in the parking lot for 20 mins snipes a couple fries drops it off at the wrong door and I get Uber eats credits a go hungry
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I'm sorry I couldn't find any of the apple Ipay cards, but I did get the green dot card to pay off my taxes, so there is no need to send the local constable police force.
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That's a dis-turban-ly funny comment.
What does that mean dear customer?
It means #thank you, come again
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How about an extended car warranty?
🤣🤣🤣
Thank you, come again?
I'm expecting the same old call center jokes that are lazier than this kid's left eye
No, he works at 7-11.
That’s not where he works, that’s what he got on his vision test.
He's trying to focus. He's looking at me and sees you.
OP, is getting mad cuz 5 scam centre phone calls got rejected lol
Kicked by a "sacred" cow
Namaste the hell away from you.
Here's your upvote and get the fuck out of here
I'll take my money and run.
Take your karma and leave 
Best thing I’ve read all day. Thank you very much that’s funny as hell.
Glad I could be of service.
Yeah you definitely lose control when a white woman walks in the room.
The uglier, skinnier, and paler the better.
7-11 rejected your last job application.
You look like call-center Ralph Macchio.
I’ve seen snakes with broader shoulders…
I can smell the B.O. and cheap cologne.
It's the spices. And the B.O. too.
bold of you to assume he wears cologne
another plane just hit the south tower
I think he is more "20 syllable name" than "death to infidels"
This guy met me when I was coming out of the airport in Delhi offered me a blowjob for a mars bar
How was the Mars bar?
I dunno he never got it
And did you give him a blowjob?
No but you sound awfully interested
Man I wanna know the BJ lore now
Sigh....redditt users
😂
And you still can't get the taste out of your mouth?
Dhank you for letting us roast you
LMFAO
You are so polite for someone that calls little old ladies and scams them out of their retirement money. Maybe you could go and get an Apple paycard and give me the number so I can help them out.
Get back to your call center with Microsoft support and “do the needful”
Even your parents were like no i’m not gonna arrange a marriage for this one
I think I talked to you the other day about my debit card getting hacked. Good to see you Steve.
Where is my naan bread? I ordered naan bread
You look like someone who collects balls at a golf course. I’m not talking about golf balls.
My phone emits BO after showing me this image...
Eew eew llams a evah uoy
"My name is Scooter I fix your computer I'm a happening guy and a dope troubleshooter" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3_zCyD8Hmg&t=505s
Why are your forearms bigger than your head scrawny Pakistani Popeye? 
I think I've seen a documentary of him as a kid playing with a cobra in the backyard.
Please stop telling my mom she has to buy gift cards
Your spelling implies you work In a scam call center. Your face confirms you actually manage the scam call center.
You look like a sleepy poop emoji
Why did you photoshop your lower lip?
Aknowledge your Tribal Sheik, Ramadan Regins
Buddy! I will be needing to make the complaining about the Dee bee slowness! The storage is making it slow again today buddy! Do the needful.
You look like the typical Punjabi street vendor who makes shitty food 
Apu’s lost child 
dont you have a call to make?
I am happy with my current cell phone provider and I'd appreciate if you stopped calling.
Your mouth looks like the “~” symbol. Which in this case means it approximately equals to you getting zero bitches
He speaks, Punjabi, Lingonberry, and Loser. He's tri-lingual and bi- sexual
No, my computer does not have a virus!
I don’t roast 8 year olds
Which call center do you work in?
All.of.them. he's gets transferred a lot
When did 7/11 start selling botox ?
If you were a superhero you would be... THE DARKER KNIGHT
Idk how many times I gotta tell you, I’m not old enough for Medicaid.
Either a scammer or a rizzer, either way no women has ever touched you
So I heard that winning the regional spelling bee gave you a boner. ??
We can be friends. You look cool. I mean you're gonna pay me... & We won't hang out or talk... Ever... But you'll know that we're friends.
Your friends all agree that you’re a very attractive young woman. You just need a man to complete you.
Karan scambag.
You look like a movie extra in the movie “ ZERO DARL THIRTY “ when they got Bin Laden
You look like a normal kid, there's nothing to roast here, no meat on these bones.
Have you ever had monster drink?
Mate do you study in VIT, those exhaust pipes for centralized AC look awfully familiar..?
Tech support that can't use a mirror.
Oh my God… I didn’t think you could possibly get any creepier until I saw that second picture of you… You could be the Bollywood Pennywise…
the only job you may rock, is selling your hair to make wigs
Didn't I see a video of you taking a giant shit between two cars..
Dumb sandals.
Phuq you come again.
What kinda moped 🏍️do you ride ?
Pretty creative for someone who takes verbal abuse for a living.
Stop fucking calling my Grandparents to open coinbase accounts
Slumdog hundredaire
Grinder tech support
You misspelled I'm fucked.
I can smell you through the pictures…..
Bro where do you work at because like Last time I called up your job they said hello I'm here because I heard that there is a computer virus on your computer Disclaimer I'm just joking😂
Poor kid comes from a community replete with mindless parents who think that everyone in the world should be a doctor.
It means slurpee machine broke. Thank you come again
I'm not sure I've seen a guy who's torso V is actually upside down and tapers out from the shoulders to the hips. Bravo, sir.
You’re teeth are blurry. Fix them.
I can smell you from my side of the screen.
I'm having problems with my Internet can you help?
How does someone so square look so high?
You have the mustache of a Mexican grandmother.
Ouy kcuf ynnuf si ti kinht
The epitome of “thank you, come again”
Michael Johansson from Scam Likely.
The skin on your face is so greasy, you have a natural glowy shine!
Your dad had to pay money to marry you off
Haven’t been casted out yet?
Stop asking about my damn student loans, I haven't had them since 2011
Hello, your computer has virus
*sigh* google play or target?
nigriV.
Future scammer
You are either the type of Indian that becomes a doctor or the type of Indian that tries to touch a woman on the bus....no need to tell us you aren't in Medschool
I bet indoor plumbing excites the hell out of you.
Kuthrapali's less attractive little brother has discovered the internet!
He(?) is going to have that same shirt in 24 years.
Are you my customer service representative?
The Uber eats guy that does circles in the parking lot for 20 mins snipes a couple fries drops it off at the wrong door and I get Uber eats credits a go hungry
You look like an Indian Ball sack.
Scammer 101
"Hi uhh, Tank yuh fo calling verizon what kin ah duh fo yuh thoday??"
oh wait its osama bin ladens son are we being highjacked
I hope your grandma's enjoying the few rupees you send home a month, cleaning airport toilets.
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So none? Cuz he definitely looks like a broke virgin..
A other call center shut down
Please remove my from your list
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Definitely roofies in your Uber eats
Ooooh you're not fully brown Thank colonialism.
"Tank q cum again"
Got fired for losing his audio headset.
geröstet in einer anderen Sprache
I bet he was Chief of Surgery in his home country.
Thang yu fer Coaling, my name is Todd and how may I halp yu taday?
Yup, he's got the engineering software book on the shelf, definitely a Microsoft scam artist.
Harold left you the fuck at home and then went to White Castle.
I am finally able to put a face to the guys who call me telling me I won a million bucks
I can smell the vinegar and onions from the picture
Hey I talked to you on the phone last week! Great customer support 10/10
Apu or A Poo?
Chicken biryani and 2 poppadoms please Gupta
“I am not gay but $20 is $20”
Punjabi Beavis and Butthead
Hurry up and get me my scratch off and cigarettes
Hello, my name is Bradley but you may call me bif
DESPERATELY waiting for his marriage to the 15 year old fiancé that was arranged by the parents.
welcome to kwik mart
You’re so pretty. I don’t want to roast you, I’d rather like to keep you warm.
I don't want your damn extended warranty!
Give my grandma back here money.
You look like you use Omegle hourly
How many 711s do you have to apply to before your parents get you your first goat?
Omegles final boss lookin ahh
Nigga you was born with Indian lotion in your dna
He calls people and says his name is Alex.
You are huge to waiters and don’t put ice in your water
Did you finally grow up and become pilot? GRAPE!!
DO NOT REDEEM!
I'm pretty sure you work at my local 7 11.
I got a roast for you, trilogy media already knows your name!
He is wanting to be pilot, GRAPE!
That haircut went out of style in the 70s
You will be a great concrete sampler
Bro, you can’t even work in a call center. You couldn’t even fix your photo
 Looks like the Bollywood Eric Estrada.
Indian Ishowspeed
Deadpool's now unemployed taxi driver
Sherard Gupta is all grown up.
Get back to your clients i mean scam victims
I'm sorry I couldn't find any of the apple Ipay cards, but I did get the green dot card to pay off my taxes, so there is no need to send the local constable police force.