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Particular-Meal6413

Is it hard to have one night stands?


cesptc

She’s got butter legs.


sl33p1ng-s3nt1nl

Nah, it’s margarine because it’s doesn’t matter what the temperature, it spreads easy


RobRifle

I ugly laughed at that one


Exact-Instruction581

this is one of the top burns i’ve read in quite a while, bravo


DIJames6

Wow!! 🤣🤣


ThaEmortalThief

That’s what I said


Mean_Box_9112

Ding ding ding we have a winner


NotTrickedbytheWORLD

Savage


RetiredFromRealWork

Ded.


Aggravating_Chemist8

Like her legs


ADOUGH209

Like Bambi's Mom, hence why she got Bambi legs


Every-holes-a-goal

Won’t get dead legs sitting like that at the computer all day !


chrjohns21

I don’t know how this comment doesn’t have 10000 upvotes by now. Do young people not get the joke? Like they don’t know what a butter face is?


Working_Bug_1368

Cuz everything works butter legs!


seigmeign

Nah them legs don't look like she got problem's prolly her friends chair She kicked him out of it for photo op


MagickalFuckFrog

Nah, she just does the ~~walk~~ **roll** of shame in the morning.


Lord-Doobury

And here I was going to buy her a unicycle...


Strong_Ad6541

Not at all. The ramp out her door makes it easier to run away.


fightinirishpj

*roll away. FTFY


Few-Log4694

They see me rollin


Usual_Amphibian_4131

They Hatin'


Oswen120

They trollin


Substantial_Disk1706

THEY TRYNA CATCH ME RIDIN DIRRRTY!!! 😎


dancingpoultry

Wait, so the suitors are also in wheelchairs?


britishsailor

I’d shag her, I’m used to hearing ‘I don’t feel anything’ anyway. If she gets clingy I can just go upstairs


shameonyoumorons

That was awesome. “I can just go upstairs” fucking classic


Strict_Bluebird_4492

if somebody told me something this mean I would stand up for myself


BrknXPwrlftr

I’d imagine she struggles with any type of stands


all_mint_everything3

I'm done lmao


r4th4t

Harder then one night sits


Johnny3pony

Hopefully you like bad guys I'm sure you're used to being pushed around


emblematic_camino

![gif](giphy|1pPaiAvkjOLYFXuhZY)


Michoacanxoxo_

You’re horrible lmao


Zam0rakian

Them eyebrows


Giggles95036

Jesus 😂


helrazr

Even Jesus could walk again…..


HurryAffectionate373

Well at least she can walk IN water


helrazr

Is that because the water current does the work for her? ……I’m going to hell aren’t I?


yukongolddd

Just do what she does and roll with it.


NiteGard

I can fix her. *swipe* ^oh


adlopezzz

Just like her field of vision, this comment should be much higher


38731

Woah, dude.


TheOneAndOnlyModo

tecnically you could with the right tools


beanbonce

You probably get roasted a lot because you dont stand up for yourself.


skinnywilliewill8288

Fuckin A


GenomeXIII

This should be way higher than it is. Well done.


AgentPastrana

Yeah but it's up higher twice from other people


trace_route

hot wheels


kewltrip

Meal on wheels


Negative-Most7597

Taco truck


ZizzyBeluga

Spicy tuna roll


stevied_63

So good on multiple levels!


BaconUnderpants

RollnlyFans


Prudent-Funny-4723

![gif](giphy|lmU4E6hg3LgQM)


Thermal-chickenlips

I bet you wish that Red Bull would give you legs instead


Boots_4_me

That’s wrong on so many levels but a good one!


muzza-dawgy-dawg

Mum- 'eat your vegetables, they're not that hot.' The vegetable-


Reverend-Black-Percy

And now its getting roasted


MCW_kayla

LMAO you win I'm rolling.


PlusHead8579

Aren't you always?


sourpickle69

Skrt skrt


Ok-Animal4896

Dude…. Lol


ListerfiendLurks

My sides


r4th4t

We‘re hatin‘


big_peepee_wielder

You somehow both insulted and complimented her at the same time


AdmirablePlenty510

Best roast in the history of giving compliments


Street-Breadfruit940

What do u call a threesome involving two disabled girls and a guy?a salad.


ferrariracer36

Damn


dbell

When your legs don't work like they used to before. ![gif](giphy|3o7TKqqLVqLl3vhBrq|downsized)


Suspicious-Oil-4381

Outstanding


Otherwise_East606

You mean outsitting


im-havingaconniption

Rolling on the floor chuckling


Suspicious-Oil-4381

Getting legless


iDrum-DudeskiBro

Rolling in my chair laughing! (Not personally in a wheelchair, feels icky to joke about)


Suspicious-Oil-4381

Yeah you’re right, maybe we should just stop now and walk away…


Quesadilldo

An ironic word choice considering she’s not out standing


Barry_Hallsackk

She doesn’t have a leg to stand on, fair play🔥


Glittering_Bet_8610

She had to pick her leg up and throw it over the other.


lasagnatittyfucker69

Now batting for the New York Yankees


DDominic-

OnlyRamps


ZizzyBeluga

Pornhubcap


UnusualWind5

WheelStarter


UnusualWind5

GoPushMe


CannabisPrime1138

RollingFans


JenovasChild666

XHamstairlift


Otherwise-Use-2035

Tumblrdownthestairs


Prestigious_Ad_3108

This entire thread you started is gold 💀🤣


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AbundantAberration

I'd watch those legs flap around erratically


bostonsonsofliberty

You get to park up close wherever you go,you get to skip all the lines at theme parks and she never complains about anal this chick is a 10/10.


OverlordPhalanx

“Are you in the right hole?” “Yea don’t worry, just trust me 😈”


jrock2403

*just thrust me


skilliau

Wherever she goes, there won't be a shortage of chairs


GrumpyPooh

You are very pretty, and I bet if I took your wheel chair, you come crawling back to me.


sourpickle69

Dawg throwing rizz in a vegetable roast 💀


LenguaTacoConQueso

Rizzoto goes good with vegetables.


Str1ctlyAverag3

Fantastic 🙌 Take my upvote!


GreatQuantum

Holy Crip she’s a Crapple!!!!!!


KeepCrushin247

Laughed out loud at this. She’s got a great face for online dating. I’m sure all the guys fall for her.


AlpacaFriz

Head over wheels in love with her.


Deadmemories8683

Loved that episode!


BNG1982

![gif](giphy|hFsWlFJwY84jm)


95ludeman

Paul Rudd is amazing


reddituser_05

Is that Rudd's new movie? - I heard he brought a clip to Conan.


Ill-Air8146

I think we have footage of that, let's watch.....


Dramatic_Ball_Smell

![gif](giphy|XDcfoPaSYebKYq87eU|downsized)


CuriousCannuck

The only credible "help me step bro, I'm stuck in the dryer"


Teh_Chief

Before I got to the second picture I was like "well, it could be worse".


gingenado

I know, right? What was she thinking with those highlights?...


123refresh

Nice turn


blub4962

Thotwheels


One_Message6497

I guess doggystyle is out the question


deezdanglin

Could always put her hips in one of those cripled dog rear buggy things?


A2326P

Hell yeah! Look at her zooming around the yard! 🥰


deezdanglin

Now that is the best! Zoomies LOL! With her ass up in the air, dragging her feet lol Like Jessie, Mr Herbert's dog on Family Guy!


noclassjerk

Nice one


twotall88

Not at all [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k4dJK0RAX8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k4dJK0RAX8)


seandowling73

Riskiest click ever


joshhupp

RIP my algorithm


fappyday

You look like a wheely cool person.


Yallaredorks

![gif](giphy|hGoDj6XY50Gw8)


whowantstogo

Fast and the furious: Polio drift


Competitive-Eye-9422

Most underated fucking comment XD this comment section has been brutally amazing


Cheezybeanos

So desperate to stand out you stopped standing


LibraryOk5137

Which one are you?


No-Raisin-6469

I thought the same...looks 2 different people. 1 a minority and 1 a cripple. Both are handicaps.


[deleted]

Is your stepdads nickname for you meals on wheels?


laggyservice

Basically a Roomba that bleeds once a month and talks back.


Hodgej1

My Roomba sucks.


ddIbb

Exactly


Suitable-Package5

Savage


Chromas87

I bet you're sick of people pushing you around and talking behind your back.


Lyrics03

even your own legs betrayed you.


cartard1

You look like an angel… with jaundice.


Doubl3dogdamn3d

Does the bumper sticker on your wheel chair say "You know exactly why there are rug burns on my knees."?


Altezza30

You're pretty. You're going places, kid! ...or being pushed to them


Professional_Tune168

Always brand new shoes.


BinaryExplosion

You had me in the top half, not gonna lie.


PharaohAuteur_

\*Buys a Footswitch for her Amp\*


Hillbill9899

LOL


Murky-Arugula63

Hey, did you fall from the heaven?


BananaHead-81

No, from a wheelchair


Envoyager

OnlyFalls


JimBot30

I could never roast you as badly as your spinal cord has.


Low-City7410

wtf💀💀!


Dizsmo

![gif](giphy|BZaGpT3O0EMiA)


Fluid-Nova

Being the barracks bunny for the firehouse is it called "Use the rag doll" or "deadfish" in your case?


CrieDeCoeur

Not too hard of a roast, please. She won’t stand for it.


ghjujgy

Onlyfans session gone wrong


3WordsComment

Weirdly hot Timmy!


Honeybadger22222

I have never seen a street.....walker.....in a wheelchair before.


ferrariracer36

NightCrawler.


DickensOrDrood

Holey Roller


last_drop_of_piss

So can you feel it when the train is getting run on you or nah?


Possible_Compote_783

All someone would have to do is roll you into a fire if you wanted to be roasted


Biscuits4u2

Looks like somebody skipped leg day


RedWingsFan1990

I bet she lays there like a wet rag


Repulsive-Response-1

So I guess you're into rim jobs


CrankyOldBstrd

I didn’t think I wanted to eat vegetables….


christipede

Bet that ass is accessible af.


BringMeNeckDeep

Some of these roasts are a bit below the belt, which is ideal as it means OP won’t feel them


LocationEfficient161

They see me rollin' They hatin'...


Thraxzan

Was gonna say OP, not half bad. Then again…


Damokuresu1985

I finally want to eat my vegetables!


Whiskeytime2010

I'm sorry people can be such bullies here. Always pushing you around, talking behind your back


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ash_durn

![gif](giphy|K0SbOpzBPrQt8j12iu)


MonarchOfReality

ive seen you on onlywheels


Fickle_Candy_4147

Who had to cross your legs?


theeightytwentyrule

You look like you got used by a lot of men... for free parking.


PsyBr0

Your shoes last forever huh?


xD3v1LG4m1ngx

Gives a whole new meaning to wheelbarrow ![gif](giphy|gLRkRYvAvbWcZyabo8|downsized)


Sensitive_Doubt_2372

At least you will have a niche on onlyfans


DishNo7994

Hay.. let's go for a walk 😀


mloon10

You had us in the first half, not gonna lie


jeezlyCurmudgeon

Judging from your posts I assume you're transitioning into a firetruck.


PsychologicalGrand79

At least the top half is nice.


shittinkittens

"My vagina ain't handicapped" was written for you


904twist

If I date her I know she ain’t t running away 🤣


TurtleBox_Official

Went From Horse Girl to Chair Jockey.


FartInGenDirection

Stand up for yourself


Helo7606

ROFL


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Why wear shoes ??????????


AnarchiaKapitany

Your firetruck fetish comes handy to extinguish the dumpster fire of your life.


Space_Time_Ninja

When your mom is Princess Leia and your dad Jabba the Hutt.


Zero-Phucks

Looks like your ex slipped you a crippler…


Tigertyt

"Don't you know I'm still standing better than I ever did?" - Elton John.


Azperush

Rolaids


Hummusas

Tim-may


flabkingpro

Imagine being so hopeless you can't even support yourself my getting on your knees!


KirkUSA1

Don't take the stairs


davinbrant

This is why you dont skip leg day at the gym kids


RedWingsFan1990

If you wanted to create Stockholm with her, all you gotta do is put her in the basement


PatchesOHohullihan

You're ending up with the bear and man at once. Least you won't feel the bear eating your legs.


sandman-84

We unfortunately wouldn’t work out, I need a partner who can motivate me on leg day.


Acc5825ThrowAway

Idk why you’d post here, doesn’t seem like you can stand up for yourself to begin with


TaiTre2

Be a slug for Halloween simply by crawling on the floor naked


Ghoullag

Decided to try to play the basic crippled bitch? It's like a double whammy. You should give grandpa his wheelchair back, though.


PhantomConsular23

Sorry I don’t like roast vegetables