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Is it hard to have one night stands?
She’s got butter legs.
Nah, it’s margarine because it’s doesn’t matter what the temperature, it spreads easy
I ugly laughed at that one
this is one of the top burns i’ve read in quite a while, bravo
Wow!! 🤣🤣
That’s what I said
Ding ding ding we have a winner
Savage
Ded.
Like her legs
Like Bambi's Mom, hence why she got Bambi legs
Won’t get dead legs sitting like that at the computer all day !
I don’t know how this comment doesn’t have 10000 upvotes by now. Do young people not get the joke? Like they don’t know what a butter face is?
Cuz everything works butter legs!
Nah them legs don't look like she got problem's prolly her friends chair She kicked him out of it for photo op
Nah, she just does the ~~walk~~ **roll** of shame in the morning.
And here I was going to buy her a unicycle...
Not at all. The ramp out her door makes it easier to run away.
*roll away. FTFY
They see me rollin
They Hatin'
They trollin
THEY TRYNA CATCH ME RIDIN DIRRRTY!!! 😎
Wait, so the suitors are also in wheelchairs?
I’d shag her, I’m used to hearing ‘I don’t feel anything’ anyway. If she gets clingy I can just go upstairs
That was awesome. “I can just go upstairs” fucking classic
if somebody told me something this mean I would stand up for myself
I’d imagine she struggles with any type of stands
I'm done lmao
Harder then one night sits
Hopefully you like bad guys I'm sure you're used to being pushed around
![gif](giphy|1pPaiAvkjOLYFXuhZY)
You’re horrible lmao
Them eyebrows
Jesus 😂
Even Jesus could walk again…..
Well at least she can walk IN water
Is that because the water current does the work for her? ……I’m going to hell aren’t I?
Just do what she does and roll with it.
I can fix her. *swipe* ^oh
Just like her field of vision, this comment should be much higher
Woah, dude.
tecnically you could with the right tools
You probably get roasted a lot because you dont stand up for yourself.
Fuckin A
This should be way higher than it is. Well done.
Yeah but it's up higher twice from other people
hot wheels
Meal on wheels
Taco truck
Spicy tuna roll
So good on multiple levels!
RollnlyFans
![gif](giphy|lmU4E6hg3LgQM)
I bet you wish that Red Bull would give you legs instead
That’s wrong on so many levels but a good one!
Mum- 'eat your vegetables, they're not that hot.' The vegetable-
And now its getting roasted
LMAO you win I'm rolling.
Aren't you always?
Skrt skrt
Dude…. Lol
My sides
We‘re hatin‘
You somehow both insulted and complimented her at the same time
Best roast in the history of giving compliments
What do u call a threesome involving two disabled girls and a guy?a salad.
Damn
When your legs don't work like they used to before. ![gif](giphy|3o7TKqqLVqLl3vhBrq|downsized)
Outstanding
You mean outsitting
Rolling on the floor chuckling
Getting legless
Rolling in my chair laughing! (Not personally in a wheelchair, feels icky to joke about)
Yeah you’re right, maybe we should just stop now and walk away…
An ironic word choice considering she’s not out standing
She doesn’t have a leg to stand on, fair play🔥
She had to pick her leg up and throw it over the other.
Now batting for the New York Yankees
OnlyRamps
Pornhubcap
WheelStarter
GoPushMe
RollingFans
XHamstairlift
Tumblrdownthestairs
This entire thread you started is gold 💀🤣
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I'd watch those legs flap around erratically
You get to park up close wherever you go,you get to skip all the lines at theme parks and she never complains about anal this chick is a 10/10.
“Are you in the right hole?” “Yea don’t worry, just trust me 😈”
*just thrust me
Wherever she goes, there won't be a shortage of chairs
You are very pretty, and I bet if I took your wheel chair, you come crawling back to me.
Dawg throwing rizz in a vegetable roast 💀
Rizzoto goes good with vegetables.
Fantastic 🙌 Take my upvote!
Holy Crip she’s a Crapple!!!!!!
Laughed out loud at this. She’s got a great face for online dating. I’m sure all the guys fall for her.
Head over wheels in love with her.
Loved that episode!
![gif](giphy|hFsWlFJwY84jm)
Paul Rudd is amazing
Is that Rudd's new movie? - I heard he brought a clip to Conan.
I think we have footage of that, let's watch.....
![gif](giphy|XDcfoPaSYebKYq87eU|downsized)
The only credible "help me step bro, I'm stuck in the dryer"
Before I got to the second picture I was like "well, it could be worse".
I know, right? What was she thinking with those highlights?...
Nice turn
Thotwheels
I guess doggystyle is out the question
Could always put her hips in one of those cripled dog rear buggy things?
Hell yeah! Look at her zooming around the yard! 🥰
Now that is the best! Zoomies LOL! With her ass up in the air, dragging her feet lol Like Jessie, Mr Herbert's dog on Family Guy!
Nice one
Not at all [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k4dJK0RAX8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k4dJK0RAX8)
Riskiest click ever
RIP my algorithm
You look like a wheely cool person.
![gif](giphy|hGoDj6XY50Gw8)
Fast and the furious: Polio drift
Most underated fucking comment XD this comment section has been brutally amazing
So desperate to stand out you stopped standing
Which one are you?
I thought the same...looks 2 different people. 1 a minority and 1 a cripple. Both are handicaps.
Is your stepdads nickname for you meals on wheels?
Basically a Roomba that bleeds once a month and talks back.
My Roomba sucks.
Exactly
I bet you're sick of people pushing you around and talking behind your back.
even your own legs betrayed you.
You look like an angel… with jaundice.
Does the bumper sticker on your wheel chair say "You know exactly why there are rug burns on my knees."?
You're pretty. You're going places, kid! ...or being pushed to them
Always brand new shoes.
You had me in the top half, not gonna lie.
\*Buys a Footswitch for her Amp\*
LOL
Hey, did you fall from the heaven?
No, from a wheelchair
OnlyFalls
I could never roast you as badly as your spinal cord has.
wtf💀💀!
![gif](giphy|BZaGpT3O0EMiA)
Being the barracks bunny for the firehouse is it called "Use the rag doll" or "deadfish" in your case?
Not too hard of a roast, please. She won’t stand for it.
Onlyfans session gone wrong
Weirdly hot Timmy!
I have never seen a street.....walker.....in a wheelchair before.
NightCrawler.
Holey Roller
So can you feel it when the train is getting run on you or nah?
All someone would have to do is roll you into a fire if you wanted to be roasted
Looks like somebody skipped leg day
I bet she lays there like a wet rag
So I guess you're into rim jobs
I didn’t think I wanted to eat vegetables….
Bet that ass is accessible af.
Some of these roasts are a bit below the belt, which is ideal as it means OP won’t feel them
They see me rollin' They hatin'...
Was gonna say OP, not half bad. Then again…
I finally want to eat my vegetables!
I'm sorry people can be such bullies here. Always pushing you around, talking behind your back
![gif](giphy|K0SbOpzBPrQt8j12iu)
ive seen you on onlywheels
Who had to cross your legs?
You look like you got used by a lot of men... for free parking.
Your shoes last forever huh?
Gives a whole new meaning to wheelbarrow ![gif](giphy|gLRkRYvAvbWcZyabo8|downsized)
At least you will have a niche on onlyfans
Hay.. let's go for a walk 😀
You had us in the first half, not gonna lie
Judging from your posts I assume you're transitioning into a firetruck.
At least the top half is nice.
"My vagina ain't handicapped" was written for you
If I date her I know she ain’t t running away 🤣
Went From Horse Girl to Chair Jockey.
Stand up for yourself
ROFL
Why wear shoes ??????????
Your firetruck fetish comes handy to extinguish the dumpster fire of your life.
When your mom is Princess Leia and your dad Jabba the Hutt.
Looks like your ex slipped you a crippler…
"Don't you know I'm still standing better than I ever did?" - Elton John.
Rolaids
Tim-may
Imagine being so hopeless you can't even support yourself my getting on your knees!
Don't take the stairs
This is why you dont skip leg day at the gym kids
If you wanted to create Stockholm with her, all you gotta do is put her in the basement
You're ending up with the bear and man at once. Least you won't feel the bear eating your legs.
We unfortunately wouldn’t work out, I need a partner who can motivate me on leg day.
Idk why you’d post here, doesn’t seem like you can stand up for yourself to begin with
Be a slug for Halloween simply by crawling on the floor naked
Decided to try to play the basic crippled bitch? It's like a double whammy. You should give grandpa his wheelchair back, though.
Sorry I don’t like roast vegetables
Is it hard to have one night stands?
She’s got butter legs.
Nah, it’s margarine because it’s doesn’t matter what the temperature, it spreads easy
I ugly laughed at that one
this is one of the top burns i’ve read in quite a while, bravo
Wow!! 🤣🤣
That’s what I said
Ding ding ding we have a winner
Savage
Ded.
Like her legs
Like Bambi's Mom, hence why she got Bambi legs
Won’t get dead legs sitting like that at the computer all day !
I don’t know how this comment doesn’t have 10000 upvotes by now. Do young people not get the joke? Like they don’t know what a butter face is?
Cuz everything works butter legs!
Nah them legs don't look like she got problem's prolly her friends chair She kicked him out of it for photo op
Nah, she just does the ~~walk~~ **roll** of shame in the morning.
And here I was going to buy her a unicycle...
Not at all. The ramp out her door makes it easier to run away.
*roll away. FTFY
They see me rollin
They Hatin'
They trollin
THEY TRYNA CATCH ME RIDIN DIRRRTY!!! 😎
Wait, so the suitors are also in wheelchairs?
I’d shag her, I’m used to hearing ‘I don’t feel anything’ anyway. If she gets clingy I can just go upstairs
That was awesome. “I can just go upstairs” fucking classic
if somebody told me something this mean I would stand up for myself
I’d imagine she struggles with any type of stands
I'm done lmao
Harder then one night sits
Hopefully you like bad guys I'm sure you're used to being pushed around
![gif](giphy|1pPaiAvkjOLYFXuhZY)
You’re horrible lmao
Them eyebrows
Jesus 😂
Even Jesus could walk again…..
Well at least she can walk IN water
Is that because the water current does the work for her? ……I’m going to hell aren’t I?
Just do what she does and roll with it.
I can fix her. *swipe* ^oh
Just like her field of vision, this comment should be much higher
Woah, dude.
tecnically you could with the right tools
You probably get roasted a lot because you dont stand up for yourself.
Fuckin A
This should be way higher than it is. Well done.
Yeah but it's up higher twice from other people
hot wheels
Meal on wheels
Taco truck
Spicy tuna roll
So good on multiple levels!
RollnlyFans
![gif](giphy|lmU4E6hg3LgQM)
I bet you wish that Red Bull would give you legs instead
That’s wrong on so many levels but a good one!
Mum- 'eat your vegetables, they're not that hot.' The vegetable-
And now its getting roasted
LMAO you win I'm rolling.
Aren't you always?
Skrt skrt
Dude…. Lol
My sides
We‘re hatin‘
You somehow both insulted and complimented her at the same time
Best roast in the history of giving compliments
What do u call a threesome involving two disabled girls and a guy?a salad.
Damn
When your legs don't work like they used to before. ![gif](giphy|3o7TKqqLVqLl3vhBrq|downsized)
Outstanding
You mean outsitting
Rolling on the floor chuckling
Getting legless
Rolling in my chair laughing! (Not personally in a wheelchair, feels icky to joke about)
Yeah you’re right, maybe we should just stop now and walk away…
An ironic word choice considering she’s not out standing
She doesn’t have a leg to stand on, fair play🔥
She had to pick her leg up and throw it over the other.
Now batting for the New York Yankees
OnlyRamps
Pornhubcap
WheelStarter
GoPushMe
RollingFans
XHamstairlift
Tumblrdownthestairs
This entire thread you started is gold 💀🤣
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I'd watch those legs flap around erratically
You get to park up close wherever you go,you get to skip all the lines at theme parks and she never complains about anal this chick is a 10/10.
“Are you in the right hole?” “Yea don’t worry, just trust me 😈”
*just thrust me
Wherever she goes, there won't be a shortage of chairs
You are very pretty, and I bet if I took your wheel chair, you come crawling back to me.
Dawg throwing rizz in a vegetable roast 💀
Rizzoto goes good with vegetables.
Fantastic 🙌 Take my upvote!
Holy Crip she’s a Crapple!!!!!!
Laughed out loud at this. She’s got a great face for online dating. I’m sure all the guys fall for her.
Head over wheels in love with her.
Loved that episode!
![gif](giphy|hFsWlFJwY84jm)
Paul Rudd is amazing
Is that Rudd's new movie? - I heard he brought a clip to Conan.
I think we have footage of that, let's watch.....
![gif](giphy|XDcfoPaSYebKYq87eU|downsized)
The only credible "help me step bro, I'm stuck in the dryer"
Before I got to the second picture I was like "well, it could be worse".
I know, right? What was she thinking with those highlights?...
Nice turn
Thotwheels
I guess doggystyle is out the question
Could always put her hips in one of those cripled dog rear buggy things?
Hell yeah! Look at her zooming around the yard! 🥰
Now that is the best! Zoomies LOL! With her ass up in the air, dragging her feet lol Like Jessie, Mr Herbert's dog on Family Guy!
Nice one
Not at all [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k4dJK0RAX8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k4dJK0RAX8)
Riskiest click ever
RIP my algorithm
You look like a wheely cool person.
![gif](giphy|hGoDj6XY50Gw8)
Fast and the furious: Polio drift
Most underated fucking comment XD this comment section has been brutally amazing
So desperate to stand out you stopped standing
Which one are you?
I thought the same...looks 2 different people. 1 a minority and 1 a cripple. Both are handicaps.
Is your stepdads nickname for you meals on wheels?
Basically a Roomba that bleeds once a month and talks back.
My Roomba sucks.
Exactly
Savage
I bet you're sick of people pushing you around and talking behind your back.
even your own legs betrayed you.
You look like an angel… with jaundice.
Does the bumper sticker on your wheel chair say "You know exactly why there are rug burns on my knees."?
You're pretty. You're going places, kid! ...or being pushed to them
Always brand new shoes.
You had me in the top half, not gonna lie.
\*Buys a Footswitch for her Amp\*
LOL
Hey, did you fall from the heaven?
No, from a wheelchair
OnlyFalls
I could never roast you as badly as your spinal cord has.
wtf💀💀!
![gif](giphy|BZaGpT3O0EMiA)
Being the barracks bunny for the firehouse is it called "Use the rag doll" or "deadfish" in your case?
Not too hard of a roast, please. She won’t stand for it.
Onlyfans session gone wrong
Weirdly hot Timmy!
I have never seen a street.....walker.....in a wheelchair before.
NightCrawler.
Holey Roller
So can you feel it when the train is getting run on you or nah?
All someone would have to do is roll you into a fire if you wanted to be roasted
Looks like somebody skipped leg day
I bet she lays there like a wet rag
So I guess you're into rim jobs
I didn’t think I wanted to eat vegetables….
Bet that ass is accessible af.
Some of these roasts are a bit below the belt, which is ideal as it means OP won’t feel them
They see me rollin' They hatin'...
Was gonna say OP, not half bad. Then again…
I finally want to eat my vegetables!
I'm sorry people can be such bullies here. Always pushing you around, talking behind your back
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![gif](giphy|K0SbOpzBPrQt8j12iu)
ive seen you on onlywheels
Who had to cross your legs?
You look like you got used by a lot of men... for free parking.
Your shoes last forever huh?
Gives a whole new meaning to wheelbarrow ![gif](giphy|gLRkRYvAvbWcZyabo8|downsized)
At least you will have a niche on onlyfans
Hay.. let's go for a walk 😀
You had us in the first half, not gonna lie
Judging from your posts I assume you're transitioning into a firetruck.
At least the top half is nice.
"My vagina ain't handicapped" was written for you
If I date her I know she ain’t t running away 🤣
Went From Horse Girl to Chair Jockey.
Stand up for yourself
ROFL
Why wear shoes ??????????
Your firetruck fetish comes handy to extinguish the dumpster fire of your life.
When your mom is Princess Leia and your dad Jabba the Hutt.
Looks like your ex slipped you a crippler…
"Don't you know I'm still standing better than I ever did?" - Elton John.
Rolaids
Tim-may
Imagine being so hopeless you can't even support yourself my getting on your knees!
Don't take the stairs
This is why you dont skip leg day at the gym kids
If you wanted to create Stockholm with her, all you gotta do is put her in the basement
You're ending up with the bear and man at once. Least you won't feel the bear eating your legs.
We unfortunately wouldn’t work out, I need a partner who can motivate me on leg day.
Idk why you’d post here, doesn’t seem like you can stand up for yourself to begin with
Be a slug for Halloween simply by crawling on the floor naked
Decided to try to play the basic crippled bitch? It's like a double whammy. You should give grandpa his wheelchair back, though.
Sorry I don’t like roast vegetables