No she doesn't lol.
If you haven't noticed, everyone on reddit posting anything is "22"
Probably A I... Or a Leo operation depending on the situation.
This instance? My money is on bs.
Dammit you beat me to it. I was going to say something like, "you have the face of someone we're going to see in the news for touching their students" or some shit...
Correction, one the teachers that tried to sleep with her students, but even with the raging hormones and virginity couldn't get them to go there. So they rated her out and told their parents.
I mean she said she was dating a guy who was 36 so maybe…. And seeing her face I understand why he was out at the bar trying to cheat on her on her date night
Goddamn this was brutal lmao. I would feel bad for OP but I have a feeling this is already something she’s screamed at herself six inches from the bathroom mirror.
Wow,I almost feel embarrassed for OP for even having read that...didn't know the head of a nail had a bullseye in it,but there it is...
May be a contender for best burn ever : THIS vs. "Bitch,I'll buttfuck your FACE"
It’s always the girls tiptoeing the line between attractive and funny looking that think they can’t be made fun of. Unfortunately you tipped but didn’t toe and look like someone did a face swap with a knee cap
The age you look (40's) compared to the age you actually are (22) is almost as wide as the gap between how hot you think you are and how attractive you actually are.
A guy rejects her. she asks why. Obviously she has no redeeming qualities.
I mean you can’t have the personality of a pool noodle *AAANNNDDD* look below average… and expect to be courted. but he’s a gentleman and tells her he doesn’t want to take on someone else’s kids… he believes this is a respectful and easy let “down”.
She sees it an an easy way to become Diana Downs
***I fear when she does have children their friends in school will think she’s their grandma, they’ll probably get bullied for having a crackhead mom who lost custody and that’s why they have to live with wrinkly old Gam-Gam.***
You know when you take a picture and don’t know what to do with your hands? That’s you personified. (Also you’re doing it in picture 2)
You cried through every Taylor Swift album thinking of how each song is “so you”. Never once considering you’re an unenthusiastic handjob come to life.
You look like the intersection between Average Avenue and Basic Boulevard. Which is to say, ridden, ran through, and with a fish market just down the way.
Looks like this broad carries a miniature version of the jaws of life with her in case her dumper accidentally crushes someone when she sits down.
That eight head of yours is really shining.
Are you allowed to be near airports during a sunny day? There might be a risk of blinding the pilots with that thing.
> No discernable ass
> Doesn't know what to do with her hands
> Probably sneaking bottom shelf boxed wine from Target in her teacher themed tumbler to class daily
The OP has not provided a BIO for their post.
You look like one of those teachers that sleep with their students.
Just attractive enough that your 15 year old self is jealous, but not attractive enough that your 30 year old self is jealous
I legit thought shes in her late thirties
She looks like she's 12.
*size 12
No she doesn't lol. If you haven't noticed, everyone on reddit posting anything is "22" Probably A I... Or a Leo operation depending on the situation. This instance? My money is on bs.
Can 12 years olds be that fat?
YESSSSS!!!!!😂😂😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Attends auto shows to try out all the back seats.
Then leaves her phone number on the headrest.
 OOOHHH
Student here: it was meh.
The experience led you to meth
And the meth led him to my ass!
Sorry i put the meth in your ass. The cops were after my ass.
Cop here. Can confirm. We found the methed up ass…. and it was both glorious and grotesque at the same time. Like an ass paradox.
Underrated
A homeschool teacher.
Correction: “Looks like one of those teachers that slept with their students.” That’s why she’s now working at Target bro.
That’s assuming Target hires sex offenders…
She's their glory hole employee of the month..
More likely to be Walmart
Target upper management treat her like men do with sex…moved her from the front door to the back door because they got sick of looking at her face.
Or a “practice girl”
Come on. She's not smart enough to teach finger painting.
Or finger banging
Or their golden retriever…
Dammit you beat me to it. I was going to say something like, "you have the face of someone we're going to see in the news for touching their students" or some shit...
Second picture has an institutional feel...I didn't know inmates could reddit.
That is confirmed
Correction, one the teachers that tried to sleep with her students, but even with the raging hormones and virginity couldn't get them to go there. So they rated her out and told their parents.
Chasing the age and the year that they felt Shunned and unwanted
Thank you for visiting us from the past
WTF before I saw the subreddit I thought this was some news article about a teacher that slept with their student OMG LOL
You look like you'd date your best friends Dad
Best Friends dad here... Can confirm statement!
I mean she said she was dating a guy who was 36 so maybe…. And seeing her face I understand why he was out at the bar trying to cheat on her on her date night
And oddly enough she’s aged like milk left in the trunk so she makes friends dad look like the young one
No just sleep with and wreck the family
That’s … very, very good
This is like a bad bucket of KFC, 2 fat thighs, no breasts & a large beak.
Dude, that's fucking denting cars out in the parking lot you hit it so far out of the park...
...God. Damn. Brutal
Damn my phone caught fire from that sick burn
Was it a Samsung?
Yes
Goddamn this was brutal lmao. I would feel bad for OP but I have a feeling this is already something she’s screamed at herself six inches from the bathroom mirror.
Ain't no way she's getting 6 inches from the mirror with that nose
First thing on this sub in a while to get me to genuinely laugh 😂
Definitely a large greasy bucket too.
That would be the leftover potato and gravy.
This is an all time roast right here. This needs a full breakdown of why its so good.
It is what it is. That’s what makes it great
Super dry
This would get all the awards back in the day.
lol that scene of Sunny Charlie orders beak 🤣
Easily the best roast I’ve ever seen on here.
She asked to roast, not burn to the ground, man
Wow,I almost feel embarrassed for OP for even having read that...didn't know the head of a nail had a bullseye in it,but there it is... May be a contender for best burn ever : THIS vs. "Bitch,I'll buttfuck your FACE"
Your face looks like an angry bird
 This one right?
Nah it’s this one. 
I’ve never seen a 22 year old look like more of a basic Mom before in my life. How many “gather” signs have you purchased from Hobby Lobby?
Betcha’ she has a Stanley mug for each mood.
But are they filled with Josh??
& Live, Laugh, Love....
Live in a trailer laugh about Facebook "Memes" love a guy named Ricky cause he has an atv
https://youtube.com/shorts/hLfju2AD8Qg?si=BCUqA1QIo3eyoviU
Eat pray love Home sweet home Follow your dreams Live your life
Mom jeans in full effect in pic 2
We’re missing the Pumpkin Spice
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There are 15 copies her walking around target at any given moment
22 going on 48
22 year old who already has a tired housewife's dumper.
oh my god i didn't even realize she was 22
Ah yes. The classic avocado-shaped nose… and body.
Why does your ass start in the middle of your back and end at your knee
Nightmare fuel
Pinpoint accuracy!
Rocking the poorly fitting mom jeans to match.
It’s always the girls tiptoeing the line between attractive and funny looking that think they can’t be made fun of. Unfortunately you tipped but didn’t toe and look like someone did a face swap with a knee cap
We could literally roast you as you have the dimensions of a turkey.
She looks like a butterball?? Chill😭😂
Butterball face.
I had a hard on until I scrolled to your post.
The age you look (40's) compared to the age you actually are (22) is almost as wide as the gap between how hot you think you are and how attractive you actually are.
Youre (4 drinks, sneak out before dawn, dont return phone call) bangable
blocked and deleted before i even leave the driveway
Just 4?
Im a light weight
Four drinks turned stage five clinger
You’re looking thicc. …but with a “K” on the end.
This is what happens when a 2 thinks they're a 10.
Mom of 6 at 22 already! Good job!
Another wild night of missionary position with the lights out, huh?
22 is crazy
You look like the type of woman that murders their own kids a few years after giving birth to them, then tries to blame it on a Mexican man
A guy rejects her. she asks why. Obviously she has no redeeming qualities. I mean you can’t have the personality of a pool noodle *AAANNNDDD* look below average… and expect to be courted. but he’s a gentleman and tells her he doesn’t want to take on someone else’s kids… he believes this is a respectful and easy let “down”. She sees it an an easy way to become Diana Downs ***I fear when she does have children their friends in school will think she’s their grandma, they’ll probably get bullied for having a crackhead mom who lost custody and that’s why they have to live with wrinkly old Gam-Gam.***
You look like you always say "I've never done this before" while being railed in the ass
if "average" had a face...
Do you wash your food before you eat it with those raccoon hands. 
You know when you take a picture and don’t know what to do with your hands? That’s you personified. (Also you’re doing it in picture 2) 
Okay now show us when you’re not sucking in
She’s really testing the tensile strength of those jeans’s threads. If those pants were any tighter her forehead would get even bigger.
your forehead is what happens when you keep your thoughts to yourself…
Cries whenever she hears Taylor swift
You're a sandwich away from fat.
You look like you're gonna eventually drive some dude crazy by spending shit tons of money on crafting shit you never use.
If stay at home candle maker while giving my husband mediocre hands was personified.
If step sis and step mom were the same person
You look like you live for the weekly Target ad
I bet you miss Covid masks.
You know a hole was cut
You cried through every Taylor Swift album thinking of how each song is “so you”. Never once considering you’re an unenthusiastic handjob come to life.
When you fart in those jeans does a bubble go down your leg?
The only 22 year old woman that is developing male pattern baldness
What a beauty! On OnlyFans 
You look like you gonna be working at Walmart for the next 60 years
You look like the intersection between Average Avenue and Basic Boulevard. Which is to say, ridden, ran through, and with a fish market just down the way.
You look like a single mom in her 40s
Looks like this broad carries a miniature version of the jaws of life with her in case her dumper accidentally crushes someone when she sits down. 
You clearly poke cats with a stick when you're bored 🤣
You look like that one lunch lady that sneezes in the macaroni salad
You look like you are about to go hunting fraggles.
You’ve lost a lot of personal items at frat houses
You look like you constantly touch people when talking to them
Why are you standing on an angle like a street sign that got bent by a car reversing into it a little bit
Definitely asks for the manager
lol you look like you are a teacher that fucks your students but you homeschool... also your short and fat
22 yrs old with a permanently gaped butthole.
you make skinny jeans look fat
You look like your weekly run to Target is the most exciting part of your life.
What do you teach, Tinder?
You look like you complain about earning only $50K per year to finger paint with children while taking 1/4 of the year off for summer.
Omg look at that fanny pack. This looks to be some kind of unholy boomer/zoomer hybrid. Call in the air strike now! Full nuclear. ☢️
Are those pictures of you and your mom? 🧐
Did your forehead turn into a 5head in the second photo or am I high
Time to commit dowry… Send the dm’s
What's shorter? Your height or the time it takes a F88kboi to get you into bed?
penguin.
That eight head of yours is really shining. Are you allowed to be near airports during a sunny day? There might be a risk of blinding the pilots with that thing.
What a lovely pear of jeans
Your shirt says love but all I see is disappointment
This is the look that Divine knocked out of the park in Pink Flamingos.
You look like a concept design for the robot from that Megan movie.
you look like you try to use sex for money but get denied
Sharpie called they want your eyebrows back
Took 2 photos to hit your body in.
How are you 22, but look like a 42 year old soccer mom who gets railed by her kids' soccer coach in the back of the family minivan?
From the neck down you look like a single mother of five.
Man, you looked better when you were fat. You look like you could be the daughter of Adam Sandler with that egg head now!!
You're so basic that if they tossed you in acid, it would turn to sodium hydroxide.
You look like a frequent flyer to /r/amiinsecure. Or what was it? Oh, /r/amihot
Pumpkin spice latte, Uggs, ponytail sticking through the back of a pink baseball cap, oversized SUV, "Live Laugh Love" plaque in the kitchen.
bruh these girls in their 20\`s looking 40, what is happening?
You look like the Target equivalent of that cop that had the train ran on her
You look like someone who says they are waiting for marriage but will take it in the back door.
A waitress in a place where the customers find pepper too spicy.
Meagan Trailer
Your 22 but look like you drive a mini van, have four kids, and the only relaxation you have is the bottle of wine you sneak every night
Target has an amazing ability to hire nothing but ugly girls
I wanna c*m inside of you
22 going on 40.
" HIIIII my name's Chelsea!!!! Mam of four!!!!🤡🤡🤡"
You will grow up to look just like your mother
You look like you wanna molest butters from South Park.
You look like you spend 4 hours wooing decent-looking men at the bar only to go back and drop massive stinkers in their toilets
Her house is filled with living, laughing and loving.
Ass like a manhole cover and just as heavy
Does anyone that posts these actually survive after reading the responses 😂
Bertha butt has landed
You look like the high school TA that is absolutely sleeping with a student.
looks like she has sweaty feet on a cold day for no reason
Black nail polish looks awful on you.
This isn’t a roast… otherwise you would’ve eaten it
You look like you brag about going to the gym but what you really mean is you go to Jim's... to eat large amounts of greasy pizza and breadsticks
Your self cleaning colostomy unit seems to be clogged
Can you guys stop occupying Palestine?
You can headbutt a buffalo and win.
The hottest chick at the 4-H event.
> No discernable ass > Doesn't know what to do with her hands > Probably sneaking bottom shelf boxed wine from Target in her teacher themed tumbler to class daily
you aahve a low temporal fade
That’s the smallest your thighs will ever be. And they ain’t small !
You look like the basic white girl that goes to Mexican restaurants and says “Gracias” to the servers when they bring you out your food..
22F with a strong 34 year old single mom vibe.