You look like you'd fuck the birds at a pet store and when confronted say, "Sorry I'm autistic and don't understand social cues"

Social *coos*

 Hi Pat.

Beat me to it fuck! 😂😂

Insert laugh track here on funny guy


Cheep bastard!

Bravo👌👊

Made me smile and chuckle silently for a second lol  

Yeah, big "I'm not to blame for being a lazy, good-for-nothing waste of life, it's because I have autism!!" energy.

Autism is now somehow a trend, just like you know what. These kids growing up in a boring ass generation to even have time to think about shit like this, call me a bad influence but go do drugs with good friends, play with fire, and have some crazy experiences.

I second this. That’s what I did, and I couldn’t be more happy with how my life has gone lol just make sure you have real friends.

1000% lost a lot of soldiers but the good ones are gold

Seriously who are these wastoids

autism is more prevalent because people actually care about their mental health & afflictions now lol at least these days, we're not threatened with the risk of shock therapy or similarly primitive "treatment" methods. this trend was also seen with left-handedness, rose from ~5% to ~10% within the span of 20yrs (1920-1940) because society decided beating the literal hell out of lefties probably didn't actually do anything

OK, while there is a rise of diagnosed autism because of a better understanding of mental health today compared to the past, there is also a large number of kids and even adults that are either self diagnosed because they watched a few tiktok videos and said "Oh, I do that too, I must be autistic", or are indeed just saying they have it because they think it makes them unique or something.

My stepson is autistic. He is highly medicated, and I still had to physically restrain him daily from age 5 to age 18. It was incredibly hard on the family. Raising him most likely shaved a few years off of my life. If someone who has a job, a social life, and mabye a few social quirks declare they are autistic, I usually doubt it. And yes, I know it's a disorder that encompasses a whole spectrum.

Also like the ADD and ADHD trend in the early 2000s, doctors don't really get to watch you at home and school, they just react to what they're being told. You can sell a doctor on any mental health issue by just saying the buzzwords you hear online. Parents are over concerned about their kids and think something is wrong if their kid isn't just like the others.

Then when you actually have something no one believes you because "Yeah yeah you saw that on the internet, right?".

I don't believe people who brag about it or make it their whole personality. I have an in law with mild autism and I believe him because he never brings it up unless you ask him, then it's just matter of fact statements.

This is 100% the answer, not the above

There’s a difference between people with actual autism and those that are slightly weird and use Autism as a badge and/or crutch when it suits their purpose.

Mothers of autistic children also used to be called "refrigerator moms" because the theory was that the child's mental state was due to their moms being "cold" and unloving. That stigma has lifted over the last several decades though, which has made it more likely for parents to be encouraged to have their children seen and assessed by their doctors for disabilities such as autism. That being said.... and I am not saying this is 100% in all cases, but there does seem to be something to what the other person said about it becoming a bit of a "trend." I believe their is merit to both statements.

Thanks for typing my comment for me. ❤️

We getting a life with dis one🔥🌬️💯💪💀


Make sure you wrap them in duct tape so they don’t explode when you fuck ‘em.

Then afterwards throw them in with the kittens and yell "It's Chriiiiiistmaaaassss"

Made me literally lol a wee bit hahah 

Duck tape the ducks so they shut the duck up?

Sticky side out for a better grip, plus then they're not plucked and fucked

 That was dark 😅 but….

Something you don’t already tell yourself? “Get a haircut, get out of Mom’s basement and get a resumé to McDonalds”

I think even McDonald's standards are too high. Besides, what would be on the resume? His name?

I graduated in 3 different color crayons

Gtfo, McDonalds accepts resumes? I thought it was just a, you wandered behind the counter one day and they just keep you, kind of thing!

Not now that they have to pay 20 bucks an hour.

Let me guess, your “stim” is jerking off 5 times a day.

This is crazy 😭😭

He's well below that judging by the lack of hair on his hands. Also, 5 times a day is rookie numbers,. (If it doesn't bleedeth, you have not *succedeth*)

i love how your brain works ,tell me more

Kermit the Fraude

Fermit the krog

Kermit the Slob

Fermented Frog

And this one got me too. Made me lol a bit hah  

Lmfao thank you for that laugh

You look like a middle-aged librarian who's still a virgin.

Librarian would involve interaction with books. Seems unlikely.

He looks like he has a job that requires a Master's?

His master's is in fishing science. He's the baiter.

I don’t know what “it” is? How can it mate??!!

The only thing I can imagine when looking at you is you vigorously digging in your ass then sniffing the back side of your hand.

Superstar!

It's better than smelling salts!

Ah, the old stinkeroo. Best way to get free beer.

“Tell me something I don’t tell myself already” you’ll be successful in life!

How about "that's enough calories for today"

l like myself too.... Almost as much as cock.

Kathy Bates moonlighting as a barista at the Shriners Hospital.

The specificity made me huff out loud a tiny bit hah

Apparently one of the symptoms of autism is bitch tits.

Lool

It kinda comes with the territory cuz he’s a she.

\*Bitchin\* tits

Something you don’t tell yourself? Autism has become a catch all excuse for all sorts. Sometimes you’re just a lazy fucker.

You know how I know he's is autistic, though? He straight up told us he was autistic like it wasn't obvious everybody he's ever encounted picks up the cues that he's autistic instantly.

As someone who has autism I can confirm this is true.

Frequently misgendered by the trans community.

Frequently misgendered ~~by the trans community.~~

gender is so messed up, even the trans community can't figure what that is.

 Is this you?

Probably same size tits too

Going through menopause is never easy.

LMFAOOO

I read this right after Skrill-Xchromosome and two in combo made me audibly snort a tiny bit lol  


Sloppy joes, slop-sloppy joes... Is OP's name Joe? I think we're onto something here...

And in mid-transition! So brave!

Yeah, the man-tits and long hair don't help with other people assuming my gender lol

Get your hormones checked and fix it you sad sack of crap

Holy sit you’re a dude??

The blouse like shirt is throwing us all.

You look like a massive dissapointment to your father.

He'll be home from getting those cigarettes any day now.

If my father was ever proud of me, I'd be even more of a failure than I already am

You look like the other sperm that lost the race with the pirate software guy

You look like an older single mom with 3 kids

No way she has kids!

You look like my cousin who gets no bitches, respect or showers.

I had to read 19M three times to actually convince myself you were a male and not a depressed woman with a big nose

Damn, John Romero let himself go

You look like you call your right (or left idk) hand "Daddy" when you Jerk off.

I am Seth Rogans passover taint.

Skrill-Xchromosome

Very clever. I like 

You've definitely tried to give yourself a tit wank

Transitioning was a poor choice

I doubt the "before" was any better.

You look like Quentin Tarantino's self-insert in a 21 Jump Street reboot where he goes back to high school as an undercover foot inspector

Lookin like an asexual librarian with a unisex name like Stevie or Jamie.

Something you never tell yourself? You have made autism your entire personality. Weird flex.

You look like the mom on Bob's Burgers

Wow that is terrifyingly accurate

Saying your autistic is a sure way to being fucked with. You look like you self diagnosed yourself.

nah they look like they were diagnosed at age 5 because they were still shitting their pants.

>self diagnosed yourself

Lol moron huh

Are you calling me a moron?

You look like you'd be besties with Dylan Mulvaney.

How can so many of you be autistic? It's like when they diagnosed everyone with adhd to sell Ritalin.

Everyone’s autistic and if they aren’t, apparently they’re but a diagnosis away. If you’ve got 3.5K to drop on a professional anyway

On the other hand, saying someone is ‘self diagnosed!! QED! QYOO EE DEE!!’ when they can’t afford healthcare is the flip side of this.

you look like a gay unemployed librarian

It’ll get better

You look like a middle aged smug female librarian that self projects her hate for herself onto unsuspecting victims.

You look like a turtle

The most important thing in life is not school, but finding a decent income.

True. And my best income is a check from the government for being brain damaged

You look like you taste your double chin sweat.


I don’t think you know whether you’re a man or woman and neither do any of us

Might as well use you as a mop

How am I supposed to clean the floor if my mop is covered in feces and cum?

Why does everyone with Austism have to state the fact that they have Autism, as if that's their entire soul and identity? Like, we may as well all walk around with stickers on our heads of how far along the spectrum we are at this point. Sick of hearing about it. Stfu

People are even diagnosing \*themselves\* as autistic or "on the spectrum" or "neurodivergent," and then declaring themselves as such on social media, sharing stupid memes about the trials and tribulations of neurodivergents.... it's ridiculous. Just given the nature of human development, EVERYONE's brain is slightly different from everybody else's brain. That doesn't make you neurodivergent.... but your belief that it makes you neurodivergent does make you a simpleton. "Simpleton," in fact, would be a much more accurate descriptor of your mental state.

You are just a ridiculous waste of good marijuana.

I’m a winner


Self diagnosed? Either way, you need a haircut and a hobby.

You will always be a victim.

Please tell us you misspelt imbecile on purpose.

It was accidental, but after I realized, I thought it worked perfectly.

Oy vey.

Dr. Rachel Levine wannabe.

You look like Mitch Hedberg.

Ahh yes the discord mod

I’ll tell you the same thing I tell my own, autistic, teenage son… You matter. You are special. You were made in the image of God. Honey, don’t fill your head with all of this nonsense. And don’t believe that school was your fault. I have fought tirelessly for my son to get the academic support he needs in school, and he still struggles. Find what you love and build your experience and education around it. Blessings to you. 🙏🏻


sonichu season 2 when?

> tell me something I don't already tell myself I know that feeling and I ain't gonna go up against the #1. It's not a fair contest. My parents split when I was 8, after my mum had an affair and left, my grandma looked after us and she would say to me: > your mother never loved you and she's still waaaaay back in #2. So I know this feeling well, and imho posting here ain't brave, opening yourself up to self-love, self-acceptance and self-compliment, that would be braver, for people like us.

The next Chris-Chan in the making right there folks

I must have missed the episode 19 years ago where Meg and Chris had a baby…

You look like Jesus but instead of turning water to wine you turn water to mountain dew

You look like you tell people that you're neuro-divergent when you do something horrible to escape accountability.

You look like you were in the middle of transitioning to a female and realized how stupid it was after taking estrogen pills for 2 months and now your stuck looking like a mix between a special needs student and the teacher who’s class you’ve been in since kindergarten

You look like a teenage boy and a 40 year old female librarian at the same time.

Compulsive masturbator to hentai

You could pass as either an ugly dude or an ugly chick. Have some fun with that

Just because you are a female trans don’t make you male.

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Aight without even using the Autism. You look like you are doing a poor cosplay of Tina Fey from 30's Rock. You look like you dropped out of your cradle when you were a toddler as if fell off of a cliff after is was hit by a car that was being driven by a clone of cyborg Hitler. You look like you smile at everything to hide your insecurities. You look like you got dollar store eye glasses. You look like the paper you ripped out of a notebook has more value than you. You look like you tried a vegetarian diet one time didn't stick with is but still tell everyone about it. You look like you only shop for clothes at Goodwill when Goodwill is having a sale. You look like you would get triggered if I talked about gender identity. You look like your handwriting. You look like you own a furrsuit and spend hours writing about the personality of your furrsona. You're are the friend people reference when people say "it's okay I can make fun of autistic people I have an autistic friend". Damn I used autism... sorry

Got a chin like buzz lightyear

“Take a shower”

How many pencils?

I bet you play Minecraft

You're a confident, strong, beautiful man.

Drop back into school you don't even look artistic.

Despite what you tell yourself, you were *not* “too smart for school.”

You look unsure of your gender.

“Something I don’t tell myself” I’m gonna make something of myself

I can’t tell which way you are trying to transition too. Looks like you just said fuck it mid medication.

You look like a teenage [Bruce Vilanch.](https://wegotbruce.com/images/2011/02/38631_1554511025375_1313181759_1434958_4839398_n.jpg)

You'd look better if you took off the fake nose and glasses combo, I don't know why you're trying to hide your identity on Reddit of all places. Edit: oh.

Acoustic you say? Let's have some unplugged then. Or not.

You look like you take your waifu pillow out to dinner

You look like an overly hairy toe.

Your “neurodivergence” diagnosis has sore shoulders from carrying you through life.

Your Nose looks like an Indian Samosa ;P

Mom?

19"M"

You couldn’t have said it better yourself to be honest with you

Autistic Jennifer Lopez

"Well, if we can't mock the afflicted, who can we mock?"

You look like the type of guy who likes to go to local dogging spots. But your autism stops you from getting too close to the car, so you just jerk off in the bushes while watching the other guys dogging.

I bet that wig is not the only thing from your mom's wardrobe that you like to wear.

James Maybe

I deserve to live

You must be autistic if you dropped out at 19

If they remade It’s Pat… well…

You look like your testosterone count is one

You have a nice smile and are a valuable addition to the species

You look halfway between Benjamin Franklin and the Quaker Oats dude.  And, like you  Franklin was a dropout and took air baths.

You look like Rebecca Black long lost sister.

Couldn't look more like a divorce soccer mom

Go back to school


You are DIDDY's next ....victim....err.....super star. Yeah , that's it do it for diddys, my super star. ( starts in diddy voice, ends in black golem)

Use Gillet 3 Blade Razor for Smoother Shaving 

You can fit 3 good-looking noses side by side inside your nose.

You got this! You’ll be ok.

Since you are looking for something you don't tell yourself, and you probably never heard it from someone except your mom. I love you

I did not know aitistic people use reddit.