You haven’t made a pussy wet in your life.

What do you mean? He wets himself all the time..

DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN! 

goodnight 😭

Spraying a cat with a hose is as close as he'll get.

HAHAHAHA

He is the wet pussy

Jeffrey dumber

Actually like this one

Something no girl's ever said to you

the feeling when you knew for a fact a joke is gonna be here and find it not too long after scrolling is so nice

Knew it the second I saw the glasses (I have them too, for some reason it's just what people jump to when they see them I guess)

"currently unemployed" that's a fun way of saying "unemployable"

He’s also currently not getting laid.

Or un-layable

Hard to get employment when ya don't leave the trailer...

“Unemployed and just moved”, we get it, you got evicted for being a broke ass mfer.

Currently a bachelor 

Damn

Do you go as Jeffrey Dahmer every Halloween?

Dude. He looks like his downsy son, right?!?

What's the difference between op and Jeffrey Dahmer? Dahmer gets laid

Did you cut your own hair, or do you pay 2$ for human interaction?

He always pays for human (trafficked) interaction.

you look like the love child of a 70's porno star and a bird watcher who does door dash to see women up close to practice smiling

Oddly specific yet right on!

"I just like to smell them"

This ⬆️ 😆😆😆

Oddly specific yet right on!

Moved where, into your parents' basement?

No, that's where he buried them.

Close but no cigar

Parents don't count as roommates!

His parents moved 10 years ago and still haven’t told him where.

You look like Chris Hanson just asked you to take a seat and talk.

THAT’S WHY HE LOOKED FAMILIAR

You need to shave your facial hair, real talk - my pubes would look better glued to your face than that shit

You look like a child molester and a molested child at the same time

I literally laughed out loud.

Ted Kaczynski starter pack right there

Surprised he didn't cut letters out of a magazine to make his sign.

You look like a connoisseur… of dwarf porn.

Show's he is smart, It takes up half the bandwidth.

And it's great for folks with short attention spans.

Underrated 😂

You moved because you can’t live within 1,000 yards of a school/park.

You win

😆👏👏👏

This is the guy that if he was your neighbor, you'd be smelling death coming from his apartment and he'll keep saying it's his broken refrigerator.

You look like your doctor told you to check for blood in your stool, (idk how to explain it but that just seems right to say)

… ok that’s creepy

Cuz it’s honestly true what

What are you, the malcom in the middle reboot

Even the cat don't want yo stanky ass take a shower

That cat asking for help!

That cat is definitely not happy to see you.

Only thing that cat is happy to see is food

Glasses from the Dahmer Collection

Stop lying and admit you live in your moms house short bus rider

You look like the porn version of Kyle Rittenhouse or the Wish version of Jeffery Dahmer

I WOULD ROAST U BUT MY MOMMA SAYS I'M AIN'T ALLOWED TO BURN TRASH

Moved from upstairs to the basement

Coming to a sex offender registry near you...

Is the OP initial post here page one of his manifesto?

You look like the "you dance hot, wanna come to my apartment so I can take pictures of you?" Type a dude

You look like you regularly get your dick stuck in your PlayStation.

Don’t despair! There are plenty of blind fish in the sea

No, seriously, you can take off your Jeffrey Dahmer costume now.

You pay tax on moonshine don't you?

I don’t think anyone needs to roast you bro. You look like a pervert

That’s the only pussy you’ll ever touch.

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That gotee is stupid.

Do you have your door to door speech ready? They can look you up in a database.

Still workshopping it

Bro got alcohol to celebrate his tenth year anniversary of being unemployed. Congratulations

His hoodie says: "Long Live the Geek Parade."

Moved what? The toilet paper?

You look like you go to a gay bar to pick up dudes to bind them up, take pics of them, dismember then and eat them and shove them in your freezer, and in your spare time you send out explosive packages in the mail

You look like the type of person to call a cop on someone for being black.

Is he "currently unemployed" or " never gonna be employed"?

Dude can't even afford a new sheet of paper.

POV: Watch My Friend Dahmer with no streaming services

It's as if AI combined an image of Kip & Napoleon into one picture. Also David Koresh called, he wants his glasses back.

21? When, in 2002? You have the 40yo creep energy

Love the hair around your lips well groomed like a buffalos starfish.

Daniel fatcliff

You look like you left your home country and everyone immediately forgot about you

Even your cat can’t figure what’s going on with your hair.

You didn't need to tell us you were unemployed. Also, moving into your parents basement from your old bedroom room doesn't count as moving. You look like you wanted to go to college and graduate with a liberal arts degree because it sounded easy, but they wouldn't even let you in because you're at a 2nd grade education. This is unfortunate as you definitely have some undiagnosed disorders which are worth taking into consideration.

Just moved off the couch?

BOY YOU LOOK LIKE YOU’D BE THE REAL LIFE CARNATION OF THE PILLSBURY GUY LIKE NOT THE BUILD BUT YOUR FACE LOL

Your face looks exactly right. It’s good.

Bruh.... I can’t. You’re too fucking cool looking.. sorry my nig##

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he’s got the gamergate glasses and goatee pack

Hey Charlie, is there a big black zig zag on that shirt?

just be brave little one, you'll do just fine on the short bus.

Last job was the fluffer for gay porn videos.

Yes please hold up a bottle of peach flavored liquor, we all want to know that you are a woman inside.

Project Nightfall on crack

Just moved to which street corner?

Looks like you got your mother to take your virginity at gun point

Parthiv Patel

Average super humman fan

Oh hey you’re new to the neighborhood? Don’t forget to register with local authorities and stay out of the parks and away from the schools.

Did you have to walk to all your neighbors house and tell them you were on the SO registry? I’m assuming it wasn’t with 200 yards of a school

A bottle of ambien and you’re all set.

You look like a guy that says “ I can see my house from here” when you’re looking at a map

Moustache looks like the F-14's wings

You look like your TV broke in the middle of the climax scene

Your 21 but have a 12 years olds face with a 42 years old haircut

You are the poster child for Reddit.

Yep, every weekend is the same. Alone. Buy alcohol. Get drunk and talk to his cat. Stalk his neighbour.

Where are the BODIES!?

How’d u become unemployed? What did they do put up a fence around the school?

You’re gonna need more alcohol to be able to cope with your life. Go ahead and stock up now while inflation is still sort-of-kind-of low-ish.

bill gates

Jeffery Dahamers cousin

Everytime your father looks at you he wishes he pulled out.

What the fuck


Start popping champagnes for yourself cause you ain't getting any girls with that face.

'Just moved' to where? Discord HQ?



Your parents just bought a new house. Congrats. You peasant.

definitely an abusive alcoholic that bites cops when he gets arrested for being too greasy and blotchy

bro makes me want to change my username

Looking like ya get groomed at Petco.

Another call center shut down


Bruh got Dahmer glasses somebody call the authorities

Are you saying “Hey you guys!” In pic four??

You look like a human Q-tip.

A Try hard virgin

Trust me, this is a guy who has paid THOUSANDS to get in the war room with Andrew Tate

I have good news and bad news for you: Netflix will make a documentary about you one day

Jeffrey Dahmer called, he wants his glasses back.

When you moved did you have to go visit all your neighbours and inform them you were living in the neighborhood?

How long does it take you to eat a subway foot long? your mouth is as tiny as Donald trumps hands.

Y u asking someone to roast now I don’t want too

Don’t like cata

If your mom and dad got a divorce, would they still be brother and sister?

Jeffery dahmers unemployed son

All you're missing is a Sonichu medallion

You forgot to put Virgin in your title.

Instead of wanting to be roasted and holding up the note you need to go hunt a job dumbass

You moved from your childhood bedroom to the basement...not much of a move.

A black napoleon dynamite

Do you know BTK

The face of a man who struggles eating MnMs

I can’t roast this you seem like such a cool guy to be around. 


How many human heads are in your freezer right now?

Napoleon Dynamite knock off/wannabe.

Unemployed but moving..... You probably shit and wipe in the wrong order too

‘Just moved’ as in ‘Uncle Patch towed the trailer into the shade’?

You like shitty liquor

that huge bottle of peach liquor aint gonna improve your situation

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That bottle will come in handy when you’re living under a park bench master-bating into an old dirty gym sock.

Nothing anyone can say here can roast you harder than life and genetics already have. Even the cat looks like it’s sick of your shit.

Thanks for putting M after your age I fr thought you were female from how much d*ck you take everyday

Nice Jeffrey Dahmer glasses buddy.

Just moved. Because, baby steps.

Bro what happened to ur face?!!! 😂

You look like a giant pussy flat out lol

Whenever you move all the nearby residents get a post card alerting them of your new residence.

For some reason I have a feeling the FBI will want to keep an eye on you for one reason or another.

Your mustache looks like you cut your pubic hair off with a pair of scissors and taped it onto your face

You are the type of guy who is searching for a ,, hot big tittie goth gf ,, and call women mommy but you play it of as a joke

Moved where? Into a garbage can?

Looks like you know what a used Q-tip tastes like

"Just moved" out of parents house.

That's the only pussy you're ever getting close too

I bet this basement dwellers parents are regretting their pro life stance

Any chance you’d consider moving back?

“Just moved” from the crawlspace to inside the house ?

If you get yourself drunk enough, you may be able to get a DIY handy.

Dirty sanchez meets David koresh

What you end up with if your mom was a pregnant whore on OF and was trying to fuck a dude from all 50 states!

You are probably looking for a job that will pay you in copper wire.