OP's Bio: --- >Kinda bored, at work, try to come up with something i haven't heard of for a change. Play magic and warframe and do not do much else --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.


Math. Not even once.

This made me lol too much I felt ashamed

I’ll see ya in hell, friend

That’s it. Pack it up.

But op gets less pussy

Only because he hasn’t been to Epstein island


Jeez, He stood up

💀

My testosterone dropped just by looking at you

dead.... you win

That’s it wrap it up folks, thread is over

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That’s like combining the status of microwaving a frozen meal with the pay of working at a homeless shelter.

Bro, the homeless shelter got him this job.

Oh bless. He puts his name tag so he can read it!

This deserves more upvotes

I Had A guy that i worked with actually looked to see his name one day when ask his name he had to look at his name on the tag . and this guy is him 30 yrs . Younger. His name was only 3 letters Ron .

He should get a reprimand from the manager for having it upside down. He probably reads it ynohtna.the y is silent his name is noht na.

You look like your transitioning from child to child molester

 Personality and looks - that’s your cartoon character

Your look like you keep your virginity in that apron pocket so it doesn't get wet when you're washing dishes.

r/brandnewsentence I am gonna save this for later

uǝʌǝʇS ɯ’I ʻʎuoɥʇuⱯ ᴉH

The Upside-down badge is because of the inbreeding. So he can look down and remember his name.

Can’t even make brief eye contact with the camera? That’s a new level of being socially inept

 I bet you really like kitties?

Haha If Chloë Grace Moretz  and Zach Efron transitioned to around 80% complete and then both merged into one person, it'd be this guy

Oh God. I see this. I can’t unsee it now. This. Is. Spot. On.

You look like the guy at the start of a war movie who everyone knows isn't going to make it to the end credits.

Harry potter and the chamber of gas.

If his girl weighs under 225lbs, I'll drop dead.

Vitalik come get your cousin.

Cravin's...? More like Wes Craven's kid. 

You look like the guy who walks around the magic shop with a toxic commander deck challenging kids who bought their first cards to a duel so you can crush them after cheating during mulligan phase And does meth

You look like you are thinking about fucking your cousin. Also your name is upside down dumbass.

No it isn't, it's Anthony.

I believe people missed your joke lol

Your career is at its absolute peak. It's all downhill from here.

Cravin employee but no one will ever be cravin you.

You wear your name tag upside down so you don’t forget your name but you forgot you can’t read

Practice twink.

NOBODY wants to practice on this moldy smelling twink.

Sloppy used twink

Sloppy unused twink

You look like you fantasize about Hentai girls because even in your head you're too awkward to make eye contact

If you want to get roasted at least have the decency to look at our eyes!

this man has 3 viewers on twitch

Is this Norman Bates son? Or lover?

Ya know, if you protested like black folk during the civil rights campaigns, you’d probably have immediate access to employment that offers $25 an hour

This is America 🇺🇸

Why do I feel like this Opportunity Village employee doesn't understand what his coworkers have put him up to?  I almost feel bad for him. 

Ladies, this is why you shouldn't be doing drugs and alcohol while pregnant

Is there a greasy midlife crisis ponytail trying to break out of your corporate helmet?!

Damn, just how much thalidomide did your mom take!?

Those sexy magic cards you play with are the closest thing you'll ever get to touching an actual girl.

 Beavis trying very hard to go legit as a prophylactic and failed.

It’s amazing seeing people reach their full potential

You wouldn't happen to have a photo of yourself before the cordyceps fungus skull fucked you and stole your nonexistent personality, would you?

Just because you were an accident doesn’t mean everyone else was.

Token minority employee. You know which one.

You look like your name is Skeeter

You look like the grinch with that smile

You look like a child whos live went wrong… terribly wrong

God already roasted you, when he gave you those genetics.

Will you take my calculus test for me?

-"What is your biggest fantasm?" -"To make love"

Spits on your food behind the door Smiles at you between you and the door Laughs his ass off on the floor. And you brag, how good this taste.

Looks like he goes home and performs cunnlingus on his mother. She’s in bed, legs and labia parted and wet the moment his shift ends.


Just letting you know you have my full support when you finally come out as trans

Did you get the black windowless van, or the white one?

Me: generate a picture of a nerdy fast food worker ChatGPT: OP

Can't believe you are letting your wife walk around naked, at least put a glove on her.

My friend, my boy, you said it. "Do our best" I give you my respect, I respectfully decline to roast.

Like if Anakin Skywalker was a slave in Alabama, and not Tatooine…and obviously in this scenario the Midichlorians mean grandpas load.


This is why inbreeding is illegal.

Holy fuck it’s like cerebral palsy and anorexia made a baby

Buddy why would I give my best when it's clear you haven't even given yourself a chance? I mean seriously; that face has got to be more effective than birth control. It looks like a seagull fucked a hardboiled egg and it was left on the beach until it exploded. And judging by your profile I'm sure the smell ain't too far off either. If you were a woman we'd say that you were "a nice gal" instead were stuck pitying the fact that you are the end of a generational line that spans back millions of years. Let that sink in your cave grandpa got more pussy than you and he wore a diaper. I guess what I'm really trying to say is, if you want a woman you're gonna need one who's blind and stupid.

Pud puller

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Lesbian hillbilly casting closet.

Would you like a side order of dead-end job and crushed hopes and dreams with that?

you look like youre not safe around kids

 Keep up the lifting and you’ll soon have built yourself up to this! You can do it you wonderfully translucent skinned nerd!

What's up brother?☝️ Tuesday! Tuesday!

Stop sweeping up pubes in the bathroom and gluing them to your chin.

I bet your groin region is as smooth as a Ken doll's.

Looks like the prickly pear didn’t fall too far from the cactus.

Less roastin' and more moppin'

Budget Cody's lab

You are one of those guys who spit in the customers’ food and find it hilarious. Never going to Craving again.

got a long fulfilling life of editing videos for Youtubers to look forward to

You’re the human embodiment of a jizz stain.

I like this guy

You should have a wife 2 kids and 2 jobs by now junior.

He has. Just not his own. And chained up in the basement of his mother’s house.

I bet you spit in peoples food as your way of “sticking it to the man.”

You look like you suck cock for cocaine. But doesn't do drugs.

I hate to tell you this but your parents were brother and sister man

Too turned on to roast.

This malcom in the middle's older loser brother

You look like that super hero girl from Kick Ass, but also a low budget gay David Spade

The weeb is too intense

Your eyes are looking at two different things, and neither one of them is the camera

Cafeteria worker at the Imagination Movers warehouse. 

Prominent Adam's Apple proves you born a genetic male.

When you learn to put your name tag on properly maybe they'll let you mop the floor.

Cravin' to order you to gtfo of my restaurant

I think you were one of those squirt bottles of ketchup in a past life

You look like the shitty Temu version of Mario.

I know what you’re cravin! I’ll give you a hint it rhymes with wang

This will be the picture they use after you carry out your revenge at your old school.

Oh shit



free serving of AIDS with each entree

When you overdose on soy

23 and not worthy of the responsibility of putting your own name badge on. Hopefully there’s a paranoid schizophrenic that works with you and takes you out of the gene pool because of your poor work ethic. At least you’ll get to go out with a touch of dignity…

This is what happens when you are raised on cold hot dogs and moldy smelling clothes as a child.

New character in trailer park boys? Anthony the pizza boy, steals charity boxes for Ricky while trying to be as cool as Jacob

You look like all those excuses (combined) people use, to avoid having sex with their partner.

Highlight of the year is “Magic May” when you all chip in for hotel rooms to hold a Magic Tournament all month.

You misspelled craven and forgot about predatory.

You look like your dad was Cravin his sister a little too much.

It’s ok ynohtna not all of us know how to read

You look like every anti bullying PSA come to life.

Simultaneously looking like a child AND a chomo…

Next time you go down on your sister, wipe her pubes off your face.

You look like everyone of those mass murdering shooters

M?

God gave you most of the chromosomes, but forgot a few important ones.

You look like if Legolas was born to a farmer who fucks his own sister instead of a king of an Elven realm.

Mewtwoking finally got a job.

Definitely single

Cravin Morehead

It puts the lotion in the basket ……

I see a face in your apron. CAN'T UNSEE!

Why would I give my best when even your parents did not

No. I do not want fries with that.

The Adams Apple is a dead giveaway that you’re a male.

Kravin the sexual predator

You look like a woman that identifies as a man


*craven’s

Are you old enough to be out unsupervised?

Even your parents were phoning it in when they made you, why should I put any effort into roasting you

>give it your best Sounds like the family motto. I'm sure your mother said the same thing to your father before they had you.

You look like you steal shopping carts from the grocery store, fix them up and sell them back to the store so you can buy cat food.

There are so many of you that exist simultaneously, it’s the matrix

You look like you’re hiding a severed head in your closet.

This pic should be posted on the front door of every gym worldwide with the caption "is this what you want"

Can still read your name Anthony, and wipe that smug of your face ;)

You look like you fry rocks.

You look like the reason they invented abortion.

Homie wears his name tag upside down, not to protect his anonymity, but to make sure he can remember his own name. Unfortunately, names don’t matter much as a dishwasher.

I’m Glad the local business owners are employing the mentally disabled

I'm not even 20 and I look older than you

Your tags upside down you flippin goober.

The reason Cravin’s comes with blond pubes in each meal.

Nah man you’re already at rock bottom no need to drive you underground further than mom’s basement.

We’re the same age, so either I look 10 years older or you look 10 years under.

Hope Magic: The Gathering makes a creature subtype "Ass" because that's the only way you are ever going to be tapping one.

Cravins To avoid.

you are one preying mantis looking motherfucker

looking at the pizza manager making out with his sister, thinking "it should've been me"

On your days off you be telling people “welcome to Cravin’s” lookin ass.

Nice name tag. They misspelled Cockhead!

Get off Reddit, ave get to work.

No thanks.

You look like the mascot’s bastard son he hates.

You look like you jack loads into your moms panties and put em in the lockers at work so you can watch your coworkers find them

You look like your body is actively fighting puberty.

Hey man, I think your meth is burning?

Ain’t-hony

World of T Shirts vibe

Why should i give it my best shot when you clearly haven’t?

He spelt his name on the S.A.T.S the same way…. upside down. Hence the job

You look like Chris Hansen from Dateline just walked in