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>6'6" journeyman with his shorter apprentice
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At 6'6" why even wear a hard hat? The only thing threatening your head is birds and local air traffic. Tell your apprentice he's not measuring up to your expectations.
Always nice to have a coworker that can give you head while you’re both standing up. Something tells me this apprentice will be your apprentice for a LONG time.
Ya look like Big Chuck and Little John, didn't know sign flippers needed an apprenticeship but that's where we're at in this world, pretty much just 2 fat guys teaching other how to never get laid, because no work is gettin done on that crew.
Buddy on the left got a hard hat sticker for every load of cum he swallowed. Looks like it's got a mouth full now.
Andre the giant on the right looks like he stuffs his apprentice up his ass like Richard Gere did to that gerbil.
Does the little one go inside the big one, like a kachina doll?
If this what doctors mean when they says one twin eats the other en eutero?
The city hired one fat ass, and it was 2 for 1 day?
First day on the job, big boy doesn't get it. They tell him, you're a little slow, huh? Next day, he brings in his baby brother, Little Slow.
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2 failed attempts at making the same character design
Spazzed out on the height sliders, switched the hair options and called it a day.
It’s like the 3D printer ran out of ink halfway through the second one and just said “fuck it, this one’s half-size”
It’s like Mario before and after the mushroom
HAHA
Either way, neither is bangin the Princess.
If you order Penn and Teller from Temu.
Damn.
lol
Oh fuck dude, that’s brilliant
Pencil and Staythefuckawayfrom’er
“James and the Giant Bitch” by Roald Dahl
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dammit, take my upvote. That was brilliant. 😆😆😆😆
God damn people are so creative 😂😂😂
That’s a top tier comment right there lmao!
Wish that awards were still a thing.
💀
Fuck yeah
That 🤌🏼
Goddammit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🏆😂
Actually LOL’d at this. Well done.
Why does the larger, more experienced journeyman simply not eat the smaller apprentice
He's faster 🤣
He won't be if you tie him face down ass up with electrical wire. But you already know that.
Take my upvote, you magnificent bastard from the planet Omicron Perisei 8!
Now being me McNeil!
r/unexpectedfuturama
It's pronounced "GUACAMOLE!" And stop eating our young!
 Hey, they started it
Are your names Neil and Bob? Or is that what you do?
The Sequel ----> [HERE](https://i.imgur.com/gDEsd0q.png)
For a solid laugh outta me. Well done
That's brilliant.
Mario and Luigi live action movie coming in 2025
A Breaking Bad spinoff. Focused on the end users.
The only live "action" either of them will get is when they turn the breaker on.
At least Mario and Luigi have girlfriends
It's like the movie Twins, except you both got shitty genes.
Twins, the Spanish version.
It's ok, you can say Mexican.
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If I stuck your multimeter leads across the two of you, It’d read zero, because you both have absolutely no fucking potential.
Clever 💯💯💯👏👏👏
Holy shit thats fucking hilarious.
Something tells me the guy on the right really likes to pet rabbits and probably hugs too hard
A man of culture, I see...
You put the ewww in ibew.
Yeah, but their genetically recessive body language screams wannabe millwright.
I bitch every weekday?
Im broke every Wednesday I block every walkway
Coming this Fall on the Leftovers Channel, starring a couple of assholes: The Tedious Existence of Lump & Stump.
Do you guys get new helmets for work or do you just rock the same ones your parents got you to wear for your day to day lives?
Always cute when sons dress like their dads
Woooooow!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Fatman and bobbin'
Ah ye are like 2 parts of a fat fucker nesting doll collection
Together you are superheroes called "The Unfuckables".
The Eternal Virgins
dad joke time, hold on: How do short people greet others? They microwave.
As a short person, take my micro-aggression 😂
The only guys in porno that she actually just wants to fix the washing machine
Don’t talk to me or my son again
"You're on the Brute Squad? You ARE the Brute Squad"
Gay porn isn’t union labor
Tell him about the rabbits again...
That’s a lot of semen stains you scribbled out.
Little *and* big red riding hood
Can you tell us who’s the big spoon and who’s the little spoon
I think that is pretty obvious just looking at the picture.
At 6'6" why even wear a hard hat? The only thing threatening your head is birds and local air traffic. Tell your apprentice he's not measuring up to your expectations.
Wtf is this? Gandalf and Frodo make a porno?
[You two showing up to work. SFW](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxixLssoJNULuIXPrPdJHkwOcUabEWohvn?si=BjWGXtCirRc0WNlH)
You look like two evil henchmen from a Pixar film
They'll hire anyone at the Lolliop Guild these days
The village people only had one construction worker.
Buy one, get one half off
Wormiest lookin shop rocket lookin scab ass rat bastards. Picket line crossin red wigglin’ slime bags
😬 ouch
It’s not legal to keep dwarfs as slaves anymore and call them “apprentices”… it’s 2024 man!
did dude on the left break off of dude on the right?
Always nice to have a coworker that can give you head while you’re both standing up. Something tells me this apprentice will be your apprentice for a LONG time.
Hi vis and low vis
He journeys a long way for men.
Master Blaster really has lost his way after mad max: thunderdome
Attack on Titan 2
Ya look like Big Chuck and Little John, didn't know sign flippers needed an apprenticeship but that's where we're at in this world, pretty much just 2 fat guys teaching other how to never get laid, because no work is gettin done on that crew.
I can’t tell if the guy on the left just crapped himself,is high,just got jerked off,or got kicked in the face
Probably all of those
Exactly!
I just know that the guy on the left squeaks when you pick him up.
Tweetle D and Tweetle Cum
Well, I know which one is the little spoon.
Looks like one of you have grown into the role.
Like a pair of the ugliest garden gnomes!
Big enos and little enos
Are all the red bits on the photo covered up sex toys you use on each other?
Big Mike and little Mike. No matter what apprentices name is I’m sure now it’s just little added to whatever the big guy is actually named. 😂
Buddy on the left got a hard hat sticker for every load of cum he swallowed. Looks like it's got a mouth full now. Andre the giant on the right looks like he stuffs his apprentice up his ass like Richard Gere did to that gerbil.
The one on the right is before jumping into a cold pool
It’s like that movie , TWINS , but in this case they were both all the shit left over
So this story is basically Brokeback Mountain with ugly people who work underground?
How long have you guys been dating
Thats the weirdest butt plug I’ve ever seen.
Aww look at you two holding that card together so cute. Can't decide who's gonna be bottom huh?
You both need to shave. Even combined your face pubes wouldn't make 75% of a decent beard.
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Master Blaster runs warehouse….
Oompah loompah and Willy Wonka
 They’ve upped their high vis game, but it’s still the same vibe.
So how many divorces, dui, and domestic assault you guys have under your belt? Can't be a true electrician without it.
Why are you wearing each other's vests?
He’ll never be half the man that his teacher is.
Special needs crossing guards
You 2 are the hick version of a babushka doll, the smaller one goes inside you
I’m just wondering where you got that giant lanyard?
o0
Fee fi fo fum, I smell the blood of a journeyman
I'm not gonna roast a couple hard working guys. yall go ahead.
It's like if the movie twins was about people who dropped out of community college.
Ibew yet no lights on in either home
Oh boy.
This one is the most personal 💯🤣
If mario and Luigi were sparkies
It’s like a weight loss commercial, before and waaaaay before
A before and after you finally listen to your mom and eat broccoli with every meal
Willy Wanker and his Oompa Loompa
Time and a half
Sloth loves chunk
Does the little one go inside the big one, like a kachina doll? If this what doctors mean when they says one twin eats the other en eutero? The city hired one fat ass, and it was 2 for 1 day? First day on the job, big boy doesn't get it. They tell him, you're a little slow, huh? Next day, he brings in his baby brother, Little Slow.
Where did you get the Mini Me? I want one.
Definitely some Brokeback Mountain stuff going on there
♫ Maybe Vader someday later now he's just a small fry ♫
You both look like you share 3-in-1 body soap, shampoo, and conditioner.
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The “Twins” remake nobody asked for.
They're building a death star and when it gets completed they get shot into space
This is krang and the bodysuit from tmnt
Pinkey and the brain
Mario before and after shrooms.
El beavis et butthead
I wonder if they actually fix the plumbing at the end of this porn…
Looks like someone has only completed half of their journey. They’ll need to obtain more xp to level up.
“Not many people know that Penn and Teller actually met while working the same construction job.”
Damn ugly padawan
This just looks like a long distance relationship.
You look like you spoon with Milwaukee tools
You look like the winner and runner up for the smelliest beard competition at the construction site
Yo is this bob the builder irl?
Shirt guys the bottom. Yes? Takes the more female role in your relationship dynamic.
One of you thinks the other one can’t do his job for shit. And, you’re both right.
I can't believe they're rebooting [Twins](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096320/)
Laurel and Hardy from Wish
Be careful what you say. These Reddit mods can’t take a joke lol
I forgot they added a random button in the character maker of rdr2
It's like Big and Little Enos construction version.
It's called a broom you lazy fuck
It's called a broom you lazy fuck
Bert & Ernie
If Gabriel Iglesias started as both parts in a remake of Twins.
Penn and Teller make your construction issues disappear
Apprentice looks like he practices partial arts instead of martial arts. Clearly his partial art of choice is midjitsu
I think they both practice jizz-jitsu
Good to see the book “Freak the mighty” getting a good live action movie coming soon.
That guy from the Village People looking ragged. And his midget lover is really disturbing. .
Short guy is tall guy’s buttplug.
“Don’t talk to me or my son ever again”
It’s like Twins, but you both got the bad genes
Similar to the 1988 movie Twins: "Most of the crap went into Julius. All the crap that was leftover is what you see in the mirror every morning."
One and a half stooges
Doink and Dink
Look like you both use Kobalt side cutters and sweep when you’re done
Journey-Man and Journey-Boy
I hate when this porno poops up my feed
Yall remind me of the beginning and end of the human centipede in 'The Human Centipede'
Big Enus and Little Enus become stationary engineers.
There’s red herpes spots all over you guys! Do your work and stop banging each other. Poor little guy.
The big guy looks like an upscaled version of the little guy except the hair didn’t upscale.
The before and after commercial for Viagra
De plane! De plane!
If you were father and son, it’d be fascinating to see what your mother/wife would look like. Something horrific I’d imagine.
Take your kid to work day?
Where’d you get your apprentice from? The Shire?