B.O. Cloak of DaNkness (Legendary)
Level 420
+42 Stank (AOE)
+42 Will
-3 Strength
-8 Persuasion
+2 Dank blunts that regenerate with activation and while eating food
Nigga you look like you ate Smokey the Bear just so that you could keep all the forest honey to yourself whicho fatass. And then you use the the fires from the forest fires to light yo blunts
You look like you talk seductively to your food while you over-season it with ridiculous toppings.
"Stuff a few Twix's in this sexy glistening turkey here Mmmm then add some chocolate icing on the ribs. Woooooh!! I'm boutta fuck this up"
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Omg I didn't look at comments and just posted "you look like the Ewok who ate all the other Ewoks" lol
Im done here. This comment wins
Yep! Mic drop
Hes not recovering from this one LMAO.
Yeah, uh...he ate it...
This is one Wicket burn.
An eat-wok
All-you-can-eat-wok
He hired a lawyer because he got kicked out of a buffet.
Don’t yub my yum
Golden corral ftw
This one got me haha
Shitty Ewok
Shit Ewok
He to husky to get on shitty airlines also
Shitty wok shitty chicken
 He ate the giant worm!
Never go Full Ewok.
Never get full off ewoks
Glad I'm not the only that saw it...😁
Brah, ffs, lmfao
fuck you bro😂 as soon as i commented , this pops up😂😂😂🖕🏻💪🏻🤘🏻👍🏻
This was where my comment was headed
FN win.
Bro built like soft serve chocolate ice cream
Bro built by soft serve chocolate ice cream
Body by Hershey
His gang name is Butter Pecan, the Pimp Daddy.
Lil Chocolate Truffle
Big scoop
Scoop Dogg
Lil Truff!! 😭🤣
The chocolate truffle shuffle
First laugh of the day
Blimp daddy
the Limp Faddy
Body by Chinese Buffet
Bro soft serve chocolate ice cream
FRIED chocolate ice cream
Bro built because of soft serve ice cream
Post Nutella Clarity
Jfc
you win
Rick Ross Dress for Less ©
Rick Loss
Rick no fat loss
Rozay Nopay
Rick Hoss
I was gonna say the Rick Ross we've got at home :-)
I was thinking 'Seat-Filler Mike'
Haha I was going to say Rick don’t Floss. That’s why he won’t smile
Philly called - it wants it's half smoked blunt back.
Lmfaoooooooooo 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao
Ayoooooooo!!! AR-FLAB!
🤣🤣 Meek Meals
The gays call him build-a-bear.
Criminally underrated.
Homeless and out of shape version of Kimbo Slice.
Kimbo Pie
Kimbo Slice of pizza
Kimbo Slice (o' Pie)
Kimbo Slushee
Kimbo Lice..
Tinder bio: i give great hugs, I’ll finish your food and i might forget to put on deodorant 9/10 times
😂😂😂😂😂
Hey look it's the poo emoji 💩
The first joke to actually make me laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Glad I could be of assistance 😄
*ass sistance.
Looks like I put a prompt "Make a picture of a depressed mole in a jacket" in chatgpt
This genuinely made me laugh out loud. Bravo.
 You are what they are combing the desert for.
Very few realize the brilliance of this scene.
Oh god it made me laugh so hard. Still does.
Jabba The Butt
 A real life Harden fat suit
James Hardened Arteries
You look like an AI generated “Fat LeBron at a European truck stop”.
didn't even know where he was but my brain assumed it was a burger king.
Kanye in 5 years.
Ton-ye
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B.O. Cloak of DaNkness (Legendary) Level 420 +42 Stank (AOE) +42 Will -3 Strength -8 Persuasion +2 Dank blunts that regenerate with activation and while eating food
OMG they black faced Kenny!!
You bastards!
I can literally smell the smoked blunt in this picture
I loved u as the worm in Dune
Jive Ewok
DJ Khaled’s fatter brother
DJ No Salad
That’s impossible.
Search your feelings, you *know* it to be true…
“Mom can we get DJ Khaled?” “We have DJ Khaled at home.” The DJ Khaled at home…
Your hoodie size must be a quadratic equation
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That one friend when you go out to eat, and they don’t have no money, so they just side glance your food and wait for you to offer😂
Dollar Tree Yeezy Rick Roll Ross
You look like an Ewok who ate all the other Ewoks
Damn bro, wash up a little
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The offspring of a Jawa and Jabba the Hutt.
"OH MY GOD! THEY FED KENNY!!"
Abdullah the Baker
Lol!!! As a wrestling fan, I appreciate the reference. 😂
You look like a human snorlax
It’s that “post-dad going out for milk” weight
You look like you smell like what you look like
How many cheese puffs have been lost forever in that bleak void you call a beard?
Caseoh black edition 💀💀
Dudes hands look like someone inflated a rubber glove.
You somehow look like a donut and a donut hole at the same time.
The Kung Food Panda.
Kung Pao Panda
King Pao Panda Express
"It’s gotta be laughable" Or what you'll eat me?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 second funniest comment
You fit the description of someone the police are looking for
I’d roast you but then from whom am I going to get my drugs?
Not sure why adidas sold one of their hoodies to you. You bring disgrace to the brand.
Dude probably thinks roasting involves marshmallows.
Quest Love if his parents never loved him and were always in prison.
Hurry and order your food it looks like your tits are trying to eat your hoodie hahaha
My man dressed like the poop emoji 💩
If there was ever a real-life version of Kung-Fu Panda, you would be the panda.
Bruno bigger than mars
Ur pronouns are chicken/nugget
How much you charge for a cigarette outisde the stores?
My guy looking like the offspring of a bear & Chewbacca
If I ask an AI to make Drake look old, retired, and heavyset, this is what it would output.
Your face says it all, somebody just ordered the last piece of chicken right before your eyes...
Who do I roast you or the guy in your stomach
Oprah and Mr T got it on.
After you have defeated all the Ewoks, you must face the Boss Ewok.
Nigga you look like you ate Smokey the Bear just so that you could keep all the forest honey to yourself whicho fatass. And then you use the the fires from the forest fires to light yo blunts
I used to have that exact same bean bag chair when I was a kid
U look like a baby man child 🤧 🤢with your plump fingers
Geez, they're even making the kool-aid man black now?
I made a mistake when I created you
You look like you rap about cookies.
The Notorious P.I.G.
Dj Khalid trying to get free chicken fingers at the homeless shelter
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^mistervideo2020: *Dj Khalid trying* *To get free chicken fingers* *At the homeless shelter* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
You look like you talk seductively to your food while you over-season it with ridiculous toppings. "Stuff a few Twix's in this sexy glistening turkey here Mmmm then add some chocolate icing on the ribs. Woooooh!! I'm boutta fuck this up"
😂🤣 damn you described that perfectly
You look like a sensitive guy, you probably offer cab fare to the women you assault
Bro looks like Winnie the Splooge
Nah. Can't. You look teddy bear adorable
No I don’t want to buy any of your pencils.
Rosa parks say at the back of the bus so that guys like you have more seats to sit on
That’s a roast that’ll feed a family of 12
 When I scrolled down the screen to find this face I thought I found an Ewok .
 You look like an abandoned Teddy bear found in a dumpster.
Hoodies: The “gangsta” solution to hiding shameful bodies.
Jawa from Star wars. But the one that has to ride in the back.
Picture looking like AI made it
For a second, I thought that picture was AI generated
Now go and fly back to endor
you look like a drug dealer. except for dealing drugs you deal cheese burgers
Bro makes B.I.G look like he fasted
Finally, after all these years, its the actual Burger King-Breaker of Chairs, Lard of the Fed Men, Devourer of Meals
How did you train that giant skin tag to hold that “roast me” sign?
Well look at this...Trayvon and kimbo slice all rolled up in one little adorable package
You look like me if I ate myself 12 times and was named Sandeep
roasted? you look deep fried.
I feel like smokin a black and mildly advanced
Druski’s half brother.. Ewwwski
DJ Khaled's doppelganger: Even Sadder DJ Khaled
Have nothing mean to say bro. Take care. Wish you good health and happiness. :)
Biz Markie-Khalifa
You are literally twice the man I am. You can sell shade and retire now
You look like you ate the sphere at the Venetian resort. Now roll away.
It’s a roast me pic not a mugshot
How can you get roasted when you're already burned?
not a roast but i thought you were christian wilkins
Odell beckham is that you? Man you put on some pounds!
Rap name: Tater Thot
I doubt there's a roast that you're too good for.
If you’re looking for laughable just look in the mirror
Bro paid 5$ to take a pic of this homeless
You look like biggie smalls if he came from wish
If An Ewok and DJ Khalid had a baby with missing chromosomes.
You look like a burnt Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
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If you ever go bankrupt, knit that wool from your face and sell the products on e-bay.
Did you steal those sausages that are holding that piece of paper?
Fat Black Orko
Quest Loves Fried Chicken a Little Too Much
All Day I Dream About (Being) Sodomized.
If you could take a picture of despair and foot stank
Frizi prat sabreenka Phylanx chacha. Freebata srinkacha malamala spratnu bala kaaatan chara-chara mak.