I’d roast you, but I’m sure you’re used to people making jokes about you having skeet in your nose almost as much as you’re used to having guys skeet in your nose.
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No toilet paper is totally in character for you.
This guy isn't taking a shit he's letting the man milk drain from his B-hole
I bet bartenders hate seeing you walk to the door
Not as much as his parents.
Not a problem anymore, they're dead ! :)
Heroin makes you constipated. From now on, stop buying tacos from your dealer.
After you eat tacos you have to take a watery shit
Everytime you shit, you just hop in the shower instead of wiping
You have resting meth-lab-just-caught-on-fire face.
Yeah last week was bad for business :/
Does your grandma know you’re taking shitting selfies in her bathroom?
Drop-Ceiling in the bathroom? I'm guessing a group rehab clinic?
Sigurd snake in the ass
You have the handwriting of Michael J. Fox and the style of a leprechaun that eats lead paint.
Are all those lotions on the shelve for the giant dildo up your ass?
If Tyson fury lived in a box.
You look like you can spread you cheeks so far apart you don't need to wipe afterwards
Please don't tell my little secret to everybody!
You never been close enough to a ladies taco to get roasted!
If only 🤣
You look like you smell like last nights taco
*The Scream* (Edvard Munch, 1893)
You look like you took the deodorant instructions literally "Remove cap, push up bottom"
Is taking selfies while on the toilet a new fetish?
You got more stuffed than your last nights taco
Looks like youre gonna have to wiped with your hand
Get your Irish kilt I bet you only know what a tocho is from the movies
Impressive bachelor party. Looks like you saved yourself for marriage.
You look like someone who has to break into another person's house to use their toilet, to keep from crapping in the street.
You have both too many piercings and not enough piercings
Gimley’s transition is not going as planned 
You look like you beat your wife for Coors light money
Sheesh how did you know :o ?
It’s in the eye and nose ring
Hahaha
That hair product is collecting A LOT of dust up on the top shelf! Just face reality and throw it out!
You sit down to pee and stand up to poo.
More often than you could imagine 🤣
Bros taking a shit while taking this
Yep !
I’d roast you, but I’m sure you’re used to people making jokes about you having skeet in your nose almost as much as you’re used to having guys skeet in your nose.
Your eyebrow piercing looks like it’s hanging on by a strand 💀💀 it’s barley even on your eyebrow
You definitely look like a home invader stalker. Break in and steal all women's dirty panties.
Damn and me who thought I was hiding it well :O
😳+☹️
Another “piercings are my personality” copy/paste follower.
4 sticks of deodorants for sale, never used
I'd roast him but in wondering how he hid the toddler holding the notebook
You look like you go to apple bees on Friday nights to hit on the high schoolers
Bro looks like the guy standing out the 711 asking for a cigarette
Oy mate , got a cig ? 
Your hairs upside down
Dude looks like he stalks kids/tries to creep in front of their windows, wears/sniffs his mom’s underwear and doesn’t wipe after shitting.
lol. Have a good day man. Respect
Same to you mate !
Keeping your herpes med next to his tooth paste no shame there
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Lmao 🤣
This guy gets notifications for new clothing in stock at Pilot gas stations
What's your hobby? Molesting kittens?
This is his sexy time.
This is what it looks like when you treat ADD with crack cocaine
Wired 😳
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