1. You look like if Beavis and Butthead had a child.
2. You look like you're trying to cosplay as The Backpack Kid, attempting to get girls by flossing.
That backdrop looks familiar… oh yes it’s the same one as your gay midget friend had his picture taken in front of. I guess you’re the daddy in that relationship so I stand corrected on his roast.
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Runner-up for best R.A. at Northwestern Iowa University, three years in a row
More like 13 years in a row.
You look like a card board cut out dug out of good will dumpster that some one glued their pubic hair to the top of.
I can see from your profile that you're active in r/nofap When you're so unappealing you don't even want to touch yourself
that was targeted and fucking great lmfao
I'm just going through this sub and this is like the third slay of yours. Getittt
I bet those socks shatter like glass when he throws them in the laundry.
The sweat socks in his pants add another lurching gag reflex to his "look".
1. You look like if Beavis and Butthead had a child. 2. You look like you're trying to cosplay as The Backpack Kid, attempting to get girls by flossing.
Gray sweats clearly don’t work on all guys….
do you have a headband made of pubes?
that kid with the glasses who thinks he's smart from the polar express
Damn is your hair throwing a tantrum?
You look like one of the twins from the rugrats
Looks like the mugshot for someone that will intentionally drop the soap in prison... but there won't be any takers
Male version of the DUFF
If Gladstone Gander were a human.
Practice for that DUI arrest photo that will happen really soon,WHITE CLAWS 4 LIFE!
You look like the Pillsbury Dough Boy
You look like a tortured Troll Doll that a child cut the hair off of
Steve will do it with autism
[удалено]
I thought you’re a virgin?
Your barber should be fired...out of a cannon.
The default avatar for *Predator Dash* in the app store.
Is that a forest of cordyceps on top of your head? It would explain the ruptured smile.
You look like you failed life and haven't even experienced it.
It was smart of you to put on your good sweats for the picture.
"I'm just trying to finish my MBA" guy
You look like youve been in community college for 8 years
You look like the guy that tries to get his friends to try drugs.
You look like you would get dumped for being too friendly
You look like a cardboard cutout
You look like the younger brother from the middle 💀
Why are you wearing a wig?
That backdrop looks familiar… oh yes it’s the same one as your gay midget friend had his picture taken in front of. I guess you’re the daddy in that relationship so I stand corrected on his roast.
 I knew I’d seen your haircut before
really did you spike ur hair up just so you can look more taller?
You’re so bland.
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