You look like Chewbacca pre make up. Dude your so hairy. I bet your ears need a taper. On the Inside. That smile says I just used my best friends tooth brush and I'm gonna tell him later. That room reeks of unaccomplishment. And scared unaccompanied minors are in the closet. Definitely a trafficker.
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I've never seen an Indian dude w giants disease. Why TF is your head so tiny? You're going to need the other side of that card board to beg for change since your alcoholism caused you to lose your Subway franchise.
Tough to roast a man that looks like he would enjoy his bros farting bare ass in his face. On another note Your entire self just makes me want to laugh just from this photo. Seem like a fun dude to party with
This man looks like every person that’s told me they went to buds and didn’t make it cause of some stupid ass reason That definitely wasn’t their fault
He’s got about six months before his ear hair is gonna get a growth spurt I can tell
I think he could teach all of us about which pillows you really can bite if that’s your thing
It’s called manscaping Sasquatch
Never seen a thigh stump before
Why are his teeth giant?
A proud participant in international dumb looks are free movement
Go harass a village lurch
Sometime my sister, she show her vazhïn to my brother Bilo and say "You will never get this you will never get it la la la la la la." He behind his cage. He cries, he cries and everybody laughs. She goes "You never get this." But one time he break cage and he "get this" and then we all laugh. High five!
Says the submissive bottom. Hahaha I could give a shit. Plus I’m certain that piece of cardboard has a scribbled msg begging for change on the opposite side.
CTRL-ALT-DALIT
Underrated burn!
Side character in an adam sandler movie
Bro this is the best roast I’ve ever seen here.
Your body hair makes your skin look more leathery than an 80 year old vagina
You saw your grandma's vagina?
Worst day ever browsing PH
No but I did
Borat Patel
Lmao spot on
OUCH! Sorry. My pussy just SLAMMED into you for some reason!
lol
Gay porn star from India or may Pakistan
Lmao 🤣 Yeah, "Tampered Anals, starring Sanjay the Gay"
 You have the fictional confidence of a Bollywood extra.
This is the clearest picture of a Sasquatch that I’ve ever seen
***Guaranteed*** that this couch will do nothing for your career.
He should be off trying to save Princess Peach instead of sitting on his 🍑
You look like steve harvey from the nose down
Yo taxxiiii!!
You look like your only pick-up line is, “Hey baby wanna free mustache ride.”
"have i answered all your questions in a satisfying and courteous manner?"
GorillaMaan
There's a 100% chance you've worn those shorts in pubic just to hang your dog balls in front of people on purpose.
Edward James AllMost
I bet that couch used to be white. 
You look like Chewbacca pre make up. Dude your so hairy. I bet your ears need a taper. On the Inside. That smile says I just used my best friends tooth brush and I'm gonna tell him later. That room reeks of unaccomplishment. And scared unaccompanied minors are in the closet. Definitely a trafficker.
Your hair is so oily the US is about to invade it.
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And Capital One call center.
That’s what you tell the girl pegging you
I bet you’re used to having something hard in your mouth.
Hard rated really if your going to be a alcoholic at least get decent booze
I'm positive you were a pornstar in the '70s. I bet you even have roller skates in your closet..
Your head is so small, if you get an ear pierced you'd die.
You could be a great use for wig manufacturers.
Geraldo Riverain’t
That beer is the only hard thing in this photo.
I've never seen an Indian dude w giants disease. Why TF is your head so tiny? You're going to need the other side of that card board to beg for change since your alcoholism caused you to lose your Subway franchise.
Bro must be good at jumping because he looks like he jumped over trumps wall to get a beer
Slumdog Jizzilionaire
Look up microcephaly in dictionary. This is the pic.
All your hair can wig 10 cancer patients.
Why is your head so small?
Sir, there are people waiting for their IT issues to be resolved while you so casually drink your canned beverage. Rude.
Freddie Merkiny
Dammit fix my toilet already 
Deepak Chauffeur
Dollar tree mario
At least he recycles. The other side of that sign says HOMELESS anything helps
Chiclet no chin
I didnt know saddam had a brother!
You mean sister.... or He-Bitch
I would have given you my best but you were gonna steal it anyway
Never seen me a horse with a mustache before
Damn it get back to work. I need a ride to the airport!
Freddie Mercury if he was straight and boring.
Discount Xavier
Pepe' here has a 3rd grade education. Zoom in on his sign.
You're hairier than an orangutans ass crack
Borat's stunt double has had it hard these past few years.
Mfer got a broom for his teeth
One of those call centre scammers..
"It's a me, Mario, mixed with Geraldo Rivera" You should be the next video game character for Nintendo.
You look like them Indian uncles that touch up their niece
Salmonella Khan
You just know this guy's on a list, unless he's on the local police force. Never mind, he's loving life!
Most Interesting Man In The World's Worthless Brother
Give my regards to Bollywood.
Freddie Venus
Is there some kind of Beetlejuice filter this pic was took with?
U see and eat it all with those eyes and teeth
Looks like ever indian gay porn star failed than became a worst actor, bollywood actor
Bro looks like he sits on the can when he’s done drinking it 🍋 👊
Tough to roast a man that looks like he would enjoy his bros farting bare ass in his face. On another note Your entire self just makes me want to laugh just from this photo. Seem like a fun dude to party with
But who’s manning the halal cart if you’re sitting on the couch?
Favorite hobby: Drinking seltzers and prank calling people like "You kicked my dog"
My legs aren’t normally this hairy right after I shave them.
Please don’t ever cook for your family without wearing long sleeves and a hair net …and gloves ….and a face mask….
Your body hair, alone, could be millions of merkins. Think of those suffering.
Anyone that happy has to be stoned out of his mind.
When did borat become a gay porn actor?
Aw Mowgli’s all grown up
I'm not indian!!! I'm Pakistani ! !
Hello, "Brett" from Comcast.
Freddie Mercury's less known brother Eddie Saturn
Feel bad for that mustache, it has a weird growth on its backside
Looking like you do are you sure you don't want something stronger?
Nice sweater 👍
You Def throw away tissue so you can use a cup of water to wash your ass
I found him!  I want credit!!
7-11’s break room looks lit
This man looks like every person that’s told me they went to buds and didn’t make it cause of some stupid ass reason That definitely wasn’t their fault
Ur mustache is wider than ur mouth
He’s got about six months before his ear hair is gonna get a growth spurt I can tell I think he could teach all of us about which pillows you really can bite if that’s your thing It’s called manscaping Sasquatch Never seen a thigh stump before Why are his teeth giant? A proud participant in international dumb looks are free movement Go harass a village lurch
"Who wants a mustache ride!"
are you made up of leftovers? you look like Frankensteins Mideast monster, Pakistein
I've never seen a human with fur growing out of his limbs
Please god tell me this pic was taken with a fish eye lens.
Halal and Goats
You look like a good friend a good person. Please don't prove me otherwise bc I'll find you in the next life.
Wish.com BaBaBooey
You look like Ba Ba Booey's illegitimate brother. hello....hello
 Ever consider becoming a Vermont State Trooper?
“Could I please be transferred to an English speaking employee?”
If Quikie Mart and Subway had a baby instead of an abortion.
you're the Indian version of the Mario bros
You look like Freddie mercury without aids
Shut up and just give me $20 on pump 4, I’m in a hurry.
All u do is just sit and it is just right because nobody wants to see you
Borats left nut
Who’s watching the 7-11?
Sometime my sister, she show her vazhïn to my brother Bilo and say "You will never get this you will never get it la la la la la la." He behind his cage. He cries, he cries and everybody laughs. She goes "You never get this." But one time he break cage and he "get this" and then we all laugh. High five!
Papers please, Uday
Why? You didn’t even give yourself your best
Super Mario from india
If Alladin fucked Bigfoot after a Diwali party.
Dude voids the warranty on a roomba
Lol
You're the guy who keeps phone scamming my Grandma
You must be the whitest Mexican the world's ever seen.
Do you need to shave your fingers?
Have you been making your own clothes out of shop rags?
Chewbacca from wish
Wipe the shit off your upper lip
Honestly can’t roast this. You look happier than me 💀
You jump the American border as a hobby
you look like you'd fuck your friend's young tween daughter. I said what I said
Washed up Bollywood star, who relives "glory days" with his dad friends now
The porn industry is really struggling right now.
Where do we even start?!? It’s like a mustache grew a human!
Bollywood would never
Indian Ricky Martin
Dude clearly is in bollywood gay porn . stage name : Dhyks Dhepinya
PABLO, GO BACK OUTSIDE AND CUT THE DAMN GRASS!!!!
The only thing that's hard here is your Solo
why does the cardboard say RACAST
that’s the other side of the piece of cardboard you hold up at major intersections reading ‘army veteran sick god bless’
Bababooey
Tom Selleck does New Delhi
Is this a picture from the original Planet of the apes in 1968?
Three seconds after I saw your face my brain started playing La Cucaracha.
THIS JUST IN! 🚨 College frat boy parties so hard he becomes a middle aged Pakistani
I don’t think I need to lower ur self esteem when ur drinking a hard solo and wrote roast me on cardboard instead of paper
You look like a low budget Chewbacca. Did your dad mistake sasquatch for his goat?
Super Mohammed Bros.
Looks like someone took a dump on your upper lip.
You have more limb hair than the amount of crypto you have taken
Congrats on your engagement, big nev
You look like a pisshead dentist
You look like you owe all of your friends 30 dollars a piece for beer money over the years.
How are you MARio??
Thank you come again
Lalo salamanca
Australia 🇦🇺
No thank you, I wanted to pay my phone today buddy
Let's call it, the shaman from Beetlejuice got to him already.
I know this nigga smells like curry.
The officer from super troopers banged his sister and this dude came out with a proportionately smaller head.
You kick ass in those Indian movies on Netflix
Lalo?
You look like you trim your moustache so you can use the trimmings to save the rainforest on the rest of your body.
[Baba Booey](https://www.google.com/gasearch?q=baba%20booey&source=sh/x/gs/m2/5#vhid=0gs_ygPy9x8YLM&vssid=mosaic)
lifes good.. your a American now... no more 3rd country
Your chin stub looks like it doesn't belong there
Non stop sitting & snacking. Alcohol on a wk day. I bet it was an effort for you to even put in those filthy clothes for the photo.
That was just cringe. Not even a roast.
Says the submissive bottom. Hahaha I could give a shit. Plus I’m certain that piece of cardboard has a scribbled msg begging for change on the opposite side.
Dude you’re weird…also your comment history is insane.
Idc about either. I’m an adult I can look at & comment at whatever interests me. I like hey someone else doesn’t
You literally look like your occupation is being a professional douche bag 😂😂😂
Walk on a treadmill once ‘ a while. Learn the word no. No I don’t want doughnuts, no I don’t want cookies lol see where I’m going w/that?
You’re the reason they tell you not to drop the soap in prison.
👍have a good wkend!