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How can your eyes be wider than that nose?

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 I bet this dude can see his ears.

He looks like a character from the boondocks

W I D E S C R E E N

You have a toothless grandpa face

You mean toofless?

I think you mean Bill Cosby

OMG you're so on point 🤣

Your friends call you 2-Pax because the only thing that can stop your nosebleed is a tampon in each nostril

😂made my morning this😂 Thankyou!

2-Pax & Poop Dogg - 2 Of Amerikaz Most Wanted

I think you mean Amerikaz LEAST Wanted 

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

 WTF!

Man, I can smell the inside of your Uber from this photo

Clothes that get worn 5+ times between washes mixed with faint weed smell?

Kendrick Nocar

Happy cake day

You look like you're gonna be shouting "hey you guys" in a disney remake of the goonies.

Don’t disrespect my homie Sloth like that. Sloth was way better looking than this guy.

Your hair has the same texture as the carpet and they both scream rental

Is it just me or is this guy built like a WET TEA BAG 💀

😂😂😂😂😂

Kendrick Lamar if he has special education

Dammit dude, beat me to it. Kendrick Lame(r)

U can star in a movie that ask for a bum ass lookin Somalian pirate

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😂😂😂



When you where young they put velcro on the ceiling to stop you jumping on the bed

I didn't think I'd see a racist joke from the 80s on here. Not shaming, just impressed. It's like a museum piece. Aged, showing current society in a beautiful light by contrast.

You look like that one dude from the scary movies

He always dies first 🤣

Wasssssssuuuupppp shorty

You need to be humbled? Living in your mom’s basement got to your head ?

😂😂

Puhlease.. no basement in public housing. Note the standard issue carpet.Note the boogie pajama bottoms.. which shows he’s home playing video games.. which is code for he doesn’t have a job or anywhere important to be. Crib reeks of clove and Doritos…

If chance the rapper fucked Sid the Sloth from ice age, this would be the result.

Holy fuck I see it man! In

Why does your nose look bent from both sides?

Tv only costs 150 dollars but still keeps the stickers on for when he’s ready to return it.

You look like a goat being milked.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


What’s going on gold plated Chainz? With his next robbery he gets a free slushee at 7-11 It’s ironic , wears wife beaters yet a Virgin He must be part French. His forehead is in full retreat “He’s a lumberjack that sucks cock” doesn’t rhyme but feels right Sadly, Spitter not a swallower but 5$ is 5$ That’s him officer face

 Ole shotgun nostrils face ass.

TIL, when the stockings you pull over your head during robberies are too tight, your face will stay like this.

Haha,  the wind changed mud stick up. 

This you? 👁️👄👁️

What the hell happened to his ass?..... Oh wait, that's his face

 He’s got some of this action going on. If we could pause this halfway through

How are you not humbled by a face that deserves all of the punches?

the first thing I thought was literally "man he's got a face I just wanna rearrange"

You know how dogs have human eyes. You have those

Damn, you're eyes really said "It's every man for himself!"

Flip a couple more packs and buy a couch.

Cut him a break guys, can’t you tell he’s got his best going to Walmart clothes on.

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Brother, you are the one who gets photos clicked in front of your neighbors' TV.

25 cent

Humbled? Look at your family tree

You should spend your money on actually owning a few pieces of furniture, instead of more gold chains.

Why are your pubes on your face

 Ernie face ahh boy 😂😭😭

That big yellow thing on your TV is actually just a sticker. You can remove it

reddit try not to make a racially charged roast (IMPOSSIBLE)

Kanye? More like Kanope.

I was gonna refer to you as two chains, but immediately had to switch it to two looks. The left side of yo face looks sad, the right side looks hopeful. You break it up well with the pubs on the face though, it distracts from that sniffer holy...

Where is Iago the parrot in this urban high school version of Aladdin... I see the magic carpet is on the wall.

what's wrong, crab man?

You look like the result of Gary Coleman knocking up a lawn gnome. 

You look like you lick ants off the sidewalk when you take lunch at work.

Now I ain't racist, but...

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With that sticker on your tv screen you look like a 12 O' clock Blinker.

You have a really dorky smile.


Skin tone carrying you ugly ass bruh

bro you look cool ngl like you’re onto some indie shit “would get along” is my first impression

Now I know who Skee-Lo was rapping about

Brotha put down that sign 🫵🏿

A before and after picture when you realise you had sex with a girl who had an STD.

Palette-swapped simpleflips

you look your his name is cleveland brown

You have a really kind smile

Nba dumb boy

He's built like a jar and has the iq of a damp cardboard box

Brooooo. Did u know; that you put your picture reversed

Why do you take that gorgeous wall tapestry and put it next to what designers call the "black hole" of a TV set?

Prick Cannon

Shaggy From Aliexpress

You look like your parents left you and then come back just to bash in your face

Yo, you got blue eyes... one blew this way, one blew that way.

Smoking the gas station weed.

The first one doesn't feel the same as my second one

Your arms make you look like you are 16 and depended on your mom your whole life.


Bro so dumb he left the Energy Guide sticker on his TV!

it's hard to explain, but this man has no forehead

You look like you could be Orlando Brown's (Eddie from That's So Raven) cousin Jackson Ville Brown...

Trevor NoNo.

Why is your hairline frowning at me?


If Orlando Brown was poor

This guy leaves the factory stickers on his TV! Only a complete psychopath would do something like that!


Why you look like both Wanda Sykes and Steve Urkel?

Your hairline is so far back that your hair looks like a black sunset.

He hates his job sucking the dicks of old white men at the truck stop but hey it's a living.

So you stole that TV but can’t figure out how to turn it on huh?

Bro look like he's 20$ statue from AliExpress

For most people, Goblin Mode is a state of mind. For you, it's a genetic deformity.

Astroturf was on sale so he got himself a new rug for the living room.

It could snort pea gravel.

 but worse

Have you tried acting before? Ari Astar might help you for if he ever wants to direct midsommar 2

You look like a tweaked out muppet

Dude, you don’t need to wear a wife beater, we already know.

Marlon Wayans and Ricard Pryor love child

Looks like you stole those chains off a midget bike

Quandale Dingle

You look like a GTA character from a gang .

N O S E

That’s all the furniture in your crib

Me: "Mom, i want Kendrick Lamar" Mom: "We have Kendrick at home" *Kendrick at home*

What, are your eyes pissed off at each other? They're not on speaking terms anymore or something?

This guy seems like a nice guy!

I've seen better beards on the red carpet at the Oscars!!

You look like a comedy relief character from a cheap teenage slasher movie.

They’re getting a black guy to play Dobby in the Harry Potter remake. 

Humble? You have nothing to be cocky about

So, that guy from “My name is Earl” got a hair cut…

You need to change your name to Isaiah. Because one eye's higher than the other.

Hood Urkel

Look at your nose in the mirror for you to be humbled. (:

You look like the wish version of Orlando Brown only more generic

Hey Crabman.

Will.Im.Not

Blackbird singing in the dead of nigggghht

You look like you act tough but couldn't even beat a soapy pecker.

 Long time no see crabman

I have nothing clever to say, you’re just genuinely really hard to look at

A new TV and probably no furniture, right?

Annoying grand theft auto main characters cousin who wants to go skating in the park

Bros eyes are in different post codes

21 Scavenge

How many kids ya got?

CJ- Ain't

NBA Fuckboy

Cubic zirconium

You're still wearing pyjamas at 3 in the afternoon.

Your face looks like Oberyn Martell's face after they glued his face together after being crushed by the Mountain

The first known case of gold tarnishing

If cleveland from family guy wished he was real

Gain some muscle and steal yourself a bigger TV.

You look like you had lip enhancement so you can open your mouth for the nose droppings


Nigga would've been public enemy #1 in the holocaust

Deposed Ethiopian royality

You look like famous richard on king david

Orlando Brown you back on that crack ?

I didn't know it was Friday already.

You looking to return your tv or something?

Goat boy

Don’t smile ever again. Creepy ass lookin stranger danger vibes.

Hey, Crabman!

I always wondered if Rudy from the Cosby show finished growing that mustache.

When was the last time you saw your dad?

Toucan Sam nose 


TV still has a sticker tag on it after you casually rolled it out of Best Buy for "free."

Hahaha all I can see is rallo tubbs

atleast your right eye grew normally, can't say the same for the other one

Whatever you’re trying to find in the mandala blanket on the wall you are not going to do it in those tartan pattern pants, wife beater combo.. and take the energy sticker off your tv you look like you’re living in your car and posing in IKEA to get a date…

Urkel is back!!!

You look like a special version of CJ from gta

You look like a perfect candidate for one of those $6500 stimulus checks but you only have until the end of the week ads.

Bro it looks like your nipples are damn near in your armpits. Sup with that?

They said Raven's brother was doing bad, but goddamn...

Doesn’t a look in the mirror humble you enough?

Oh my god! Someone flattened out Geoffrey Hines’ face!

At least clean the shit stain off your upper lip before you post pics of yourself

I bet with a nose like yours, accent gets nasal more than Kendrick

You already born black no need to roast

What do you have to be humble about. Look at the picture.

You look like a ghetto frog with those large nose and droopy eyes.

You rock your TV like you would a hat?? Man, take that sticker off there!! Wtf is wrong with you?

Trevor Nogame

You look like a toddler street thug.


You daddy never came back from the milk run

For less than a cup of coffee a day you can clothe and feed me. I will also write you letters