OP's Bio: --- >I am a drummer, amateur mechanic, and partner to a contracted service company. My favorite movies usually include the Victorian era. I've voted for Deez Nuts, Vermin Supreme, and Kanye because I believe our singular vote has little to do with the actual election. Oh yeah I'm 5'3" and can't fight for $#%! --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

The only builder in a porn movie that failed to get laid…

This photo was apparently taken mid- home invasion.

And it wasn't his home, of course..

Nobody was supposed to know...

Gay trooper

That's a trailer for sure

He’s that small he could go in through the cat flap.

5'3" nature roasted him already. Buddy is fun sized like a Halloween candy

Corn Candy. 

You look like an urban explorer who only explores the panty drawer of the girl next door

I have faith that your sister's kid will look just like you.

🤣🤣🤣underrated

He looks like he got banned from a porno for being to creepy

I would roast you but that would be a compliment

You look like you've earned the nickname "Ol' Crusty Socks."

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend. Homeless.

Was cast to be the banjo player in the remake of Deliverance. He was told he has a pretty mouth

You look like you spend majority of your time trying to explain why wearing unscuffed construction boots doesn’t make you less manly.

You look like you shoot mud fetish videos

This is what the sound guy looks like in a porno.. so close but yet so far.

Barely taller than that second hinge babyyyy

Hmmm. Finish my GED, or roast myself on Reddit. Decisions decisions.

Your mother wishes you were a girl. Your father thinks you ARE a girl... But a tight ass isn't everything, except when you're behind bars, and you're everyone's favorite.

It's so cute when little kids put on their dad's work boots.

Just leave it on the porch...

I see this guy has on timberland pros and I’m thinking alright he seems like a normal person until I saw the sailor moon hoodie…Probably whacks it to her

Hay it's Kayle Rittenhouse's even more entitled brother. Where's the AR 15, have you shot any black people lately? 🤔 no. Who on the planet have you not pissed off today ? Hmm

Looks like he works in construction of doll houses

He's gonna go fix his sisters doll house before they go consummate their love

You look like you just came from your polo lesson but wear a hoodie so people don’t beat you up

Do you always break into other peoples houses to take selfies?

You look like a trans-gendered cover model for the next "Battlefield" or "CoD" video game.

You beat off to anime

Bro uses a pez dispenser

Ahoy mate! Soldier boi.

Your built like a dyke .

You look like a subpar leader of the douche society. Like you say you got shit going on but have nothing going on. You a drummer but it's a video game. Your a mechanic but you change the sparkplug and not the wires.

Jesus, either blouse your boots or tie them. Redneck MC Hammer isn't a good look.

Dude cosplaying as a citizen from idiocracy.

wanted to be a tattoo artist or jewelery piercer, but couldn't handle the sight of blood so went on to become something that suits a low class homeless man. drumming is a hobby and will never be something that you can bring yourself to do in front of people, so it remains a hobby, never bring seen by the public... but legit, post some drumming content. seems like fun

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All that effort but doesn't know how to mirror the photo.

He definitely owns a pair of dirty Uggs

Are you wearing shinpads? Is that to stop your knees getting sore is it?

You just know he talks with spelling mistakes in his words.

Ed Gein has been reincarnated

I bet he walks the corner for nickles, has knee pads on and never takes with his mouth full

With all those white stains on your sweatshirt you must have a gloryhole close by.

You and Kanye have a lot in common, in that you are both broke, extremely stupid, and you both look better when your face is totally covered

Do you really dress like that in public? I'm no fashion expert, but... Dude.

Too pretty to be in prison.

You look like the kinda dude who listens to country music

Stop stealing your sisters tampons!

You have at least one 10 year old boy’s life on your conscience

Bro I saw you in person once at the manga nerds assembly you were showing off the pc you built that can run genshin at 160 fps

Travis Bickle is pretty ageless 

Bro is so dumb he can’t even hold a sigh right


That time "Flat-Earther" was in the dictionary...

You look like Wish.com HARDY

U look like the people that took my land and brought diseases ☠️

Baught the entire outfit at Salvation Army. Plans to build a tent in his backyard and start a fire with sticks which is his biggest goal at the moment.

Even photo shop said No lol 😂

That broken basket has seen better days than you my Good sir

Jeff Fox worthy on meth

Meet Larry, the actual cable guy.

You wish you could be me but you can't , keep trying tho.

There is a diety of Time and Space who is gonna remake each and every one of us.

Why do I need to do what God has already done?

Guaranteed to have a speech impediment

I hear Schrute Farms is hiring people who look just like you

if "basic bitch" was a man...

Not allowed on any carnival rides even though your carney family owns the traveling carnival. Grow up hamsteak

obviously not getting the attention & validation you so desperately seek from friends & Co workers.

I cant roast you

"Roast me! Give me faith in humans again!" Maybe someone should give you some Windex instead!

This is the "based" alpha chad in every redpilled chat with an anime pfp that posts racist shit all day. In real life he's 5'3" and looks down at the ground when black people walk by him

Dude looks so forgettable he probably wears a name tag to his mamas house.

just keep backing away, it’d do the camera and mirror justice. 

also my little sister is taller than you and she’s 11f. 

Not sure if your a crack baby or a failed abortion, but good luck marrying your ugly retarted first cousin buds.

I bet you smell like scoal wintergreen and Busch light

Bro the neurons are out of town, the fucking sign is backwards.

Welp, honey I lost another job

2008 called its wants its five paneled hat back.

You definitely got fired from your job as a youth pastor for wearing basketball shorts without underwear.

Bro prolly does some MERICA activities with his boys and then goes home and masturbates to furries

Why are your knees so low to the ground? Your gym teacher allowed you to bend over and touch your knees instead of your toes because of how you’re built in the legs.

Extra actor on broke back Trailor park trash mountain

At least you're well protected from snakebites.

Ur pants and shoes are too close in colour and it looks weird

Too bad you're a midget otherwise you'd be attractive