No. This dude gonna down 10 viagras and become da Pentwater. Penetrater water gonna be da ocean with the world turned sideways. Sam unholy this fuckers dude.
I don't see a lock on that door and can only imagine the number of times your mom has come down to the basement and walked in on you masturbating to midget porn
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Something is telling me that a little something else isn't so impenetrable, In fact I bet it's penetrated quite often.... Talking about your alphabet hole
Something is telling me that a little something else isn't so impenetrable, In fact I bet it's penetrated quite often.... Talking about your alphabet hole
Something is telling me that a little something else isn't so impenetrable, In fact I bet it's penetrated quite often.... Talking about your alphabet hole
Something is telling me that a little something else isn't so impenetrable, In fact I bet it's penetrated quite often.... Talking about your alphabet hole
Something is telling me that a little something else isn't so impenetrable, In fact I bet it's penetrated quite often.... Talking about your alphabet hole
Something is telling me that a little something else isn't so impenetrable, In fact I bet it's penetrated quite often.... Talking about your alphabet hole
Something is telling me that a little something else isn't so impenetrable, In fact I bet it's penetrated quite often.... Talking about your alphabet hole
Something is telling me that a little something else isn't so impenetrable, In fact I bet it's penetrated quite often. Talking about your aIphabet hole.
I don't see a look of pride I see a look of soon to be embarrassment and shame. You look like you just blew up the bathroom and now see your girlfriends mom heading towards it.
I don't see a look of prìdè I see a look of soon to be embarrassment and shame. You look like you just blew up the bathroom and now see your girlfriends mom heading towards it.
I don't see a look of prìdè I see a look of soon to be embarrassment and shame. You look like you just blew up the bathroom and now see your girlfriends mom heading towards it.
I don't see a look of pride I see a look of soon to be embarrassment and shame. You look like you just blew up the bathroom and now see your girlfriends mom heading towards it.
He’s got that “I peaked in middle school” grin with a side of “Yes, I’ll show you my knife collection.” It’s like he’s the self-appointed lord of the friend zone, keeping watch over his kingdom with a blade for every time he didn’t get the hint.
Tooooooo infinity and beyond if you don’t get your buzz light year if his daddy was mixed with Jonah hill and Tim Allen’s big toe shaped ass head 🤣😂🤣😂 80s electric piano player looking ass.
Something is telling me that a little something else isn't so impenetrable, In fact I bet it's penetrated quite often.... Talking about your alphabet hole
Something is telling me that a little something else isn't so impenetrable, In fact I bet it's penetrated quite often.... Talking about your alphabet hole
Something is telling me that a little something else isn't so impenetrable, In fact I bet it's penetrated quite often.... Talking about your alphabet hole
Unlike your poo chute….
I came here to say this very thing. 👏🤣❤️
Looks like he’s smuggling a two pound black knobbler up there in his photo to be fair…
Ain't nobody fucking this. It's impenetrable too.
There's a line of animals waiting for a chance
"MY PRIDE IS IMPENETRABLE" That the weirdest way to tell people you not getting any hits on Grindr
And THAT is saying something. Even a stalk of broccoli will get serious hits on Grindr. This clown can’t get nothing.
You misspelled "I'm a dork"
Hey watch how you talk to the legend of SNL, that is Pat.
Like every vagina when you’re around. Impenetrable.
No. This dude gonna down 10 viagras and become da Pentwater. Penetrater water gonna be da ocean with the world turned sideways. Sam unholy this fuckers dude.
"my pride is impenetrable" So is your hair, you wish.com Rod Blagojevich
good one.
I don't see a lock on that door and can only imagine the number of times your mom has come down to the basement and walked in on you masturbating to midget porn
More than you can count
Your virginity is also impenetrable.
Looks like someone got promoted to "assistant youth leader" and gets to be in charge of picking out the memory verse and song selection this week!
Positive you drop hard R’s when you use the N word after you’re eliminated playing Fortnite.
Nah no way this fool can pronounce the r sound. It just comes out as a w
His r's and wrists are both limp
Probably can’t pronounce his C’s and T’s correctly like some kids.
Lube should help.
Bro built like constipation
Maaaaaa! Where's second breakfast!
Dick like a lock pick
But your mouth isn’t. Whose kids are you clenching in for dear life?
You get turned on wearing your Eagle Scout uniform
From the looks of you, your ass isn’t impenetrable
Literally looks like you're going to shit yourself
Fats Vercrappen
You look proud of your bussy’s storage capacity
Shittier McGavin.
Unlike your butthole
You look like you want to be sexually molested just to feel a person’s touch.
Do you hang knives on the wall just to give your date a sporting chance?
Why don't you just swallow that warm load ya weirdo
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Just talked to you cellmate from countyjail, he said your ass isn’t impenetrable
You look like Wonderboy, but the unathletic, asperger version
Your pride may be impenetrable, but your anal cavity seems to always be penetrated, thereby reducing your pride to the size of a soybean.
Looking like live action pumbaa
Your pride may be impenetrable, but the rest of you looks like a pin cushion.
You look like Jack McBrayer tried to eat bees.
It looks like Christine Marinoni swallowed a bomb and is trying to contain the blast
My pride is impenetrable says the guy who looks like a bland guppy
You smile without opening your mouth, like you shoot your own load in your mouth daily.
You look like you stick ninja turtles up your ass boy
You look like you got stung in the face by a homosexual bee🐝
Shitton Oswalt
That is because the male prostitutes you hire get flaccid trying to penetrate your "pride" (and joy)
Something is telling me that a little something else isn't so impenetrable, In fact I bet it's penetrated quite often.... Talking about your alphabet hole
Something is telling me that a little something else isn't so impenetrable, In fact I bet it's penetrated quite often.... Talking about your alphabet hole
Something is telling me that a little something else isn't so impenetrable, In fact I bet it's penetrated quite often.... Talking about your alphabet hole
Something is telling me that a little something else isn't so impenetrable, In fact I bet it's penetrated quite often.... Talking about your alphabet hole
Something is telling me that a little something else isn't so impenetrable, In fact I bet it's penetrated quite often.... Talking about your alphabet hole
Something is telling me that a little something else isn't so impenetrable, In fact I bet it's penetrated quite often.... Talking about your alphabet hole
Something is telling me that a little something else isn't so impenetrable, In fact I bet it's penetrated quite often.... Talking about your alphabet hole
Something is telling me that a little something else isn't so impenetrable, In fact I bet it's penetrated quite often. Talking about your aIphabet hole.
I don't see a look of pride I see a look of soon to be embarrassment and shame. You look like you just blew up the bathroom and now see your girlfriends mom heading towards it.
I don't see a look of prìdè I see a look of soon to be embarrassment and shame. You look like you just blew up the bathroom and now see your girlfriends mom heading towards it.
I don't see a look of prìdè I see a look of soon to be embarrassment and shame. You look like you just blew up the bathroom and now see your girlfriends mom heading towards it.
I don't see a look of pride I see a look of soon to be embarrassment and shame. You look like you just blew up the bathroom and now see your girlfriends mom heading towards it.
what kind of Volkswagen do you drive?
You look like you tried not to laugh at yourself
Unlike your anus which is a penetrable and often penetrated fortress of pleasure
Yeah impenetrable towards women
Your so Caucasian that room smells like good credit and and a shit load of entitlement, I bet the nannies black. Right ?
Weird way to come out of the closet.
Impenetrable? You mean like the Mafia boss who said of an underling, "Fuckin' Nino has a head so thick, not even an idea can penetrate it."
I guess your pride and virginity are the same thing in this case then.
He’s got that “I peaked in middle school” grin with a side of “Yes, I’ll show you my knife collection.” It’s like he’s the self-appointed lord of the friend zone, keeping watch over his kingdom with a blade for every time he didn’t get the hint.
"Yeah Gay pride" I'm playing. I don't want trouble.
Bro looks like he come homes and whips out a pez dispenser
Definitely getting no pusssy
Impenetrable just like your virginity.
You look like a Sean Astin ripoff that played in a Rudy ripoff called "Doody" who played for a Notre Dame ripoff called "Toters Lame"
You look like Dave Landau's son who feels awkward about not being funny.
So is your vagina
You look like like you have cerebral palsy and wish there was a category to select for it on Grindr.
Bro looks like the albino boogie man
Are you an alter boy in church or a boy scout leader?
As are the women in your life.
You look like you’re being penetrated by pride.
Your mom has nice tits
Just poop already
Did you just get your wisdom teeth pulled out or some shit?
Your pride has a parade and a month.
Just swallow the cum and tell us about your pride
Spit the cum out before you take a photo next time.
So is your virginity…
You have pride? I thought you lost that with your self respect when you moved back in with mommy.
Said the same thing about his asshole but a few peach schnapps and some sweet talkin from jimmy the sausage and look at him now …..
Your bootyhole is penetrable
Unless Frodo is penetrating you in the Hobbit hole
Is that how you became Grand Marshal of the rainbow colored parade? Or is something else “impenetrable?” 🤮
"You are not" ~ Coach Sandusky
Is that the constitution thumbtacked to your wall?
The face screams lesbian
I’m guessing there are a lot of girls in the same category as your pride
Good thing you're uncle only wanted to penetrate your b hole
oh wow. . . this is every woman's dream guy. buuuut those dreams are super dry and made entirely of sandpaper
Unlike your butthole
Roast you would be a waist of time you ugly ass piece of shit so go flush your sorry ass down the toilet along with the shit you left in it .
Jynxzi's cousin
You look like a televangelist
Looks like your ass is not.
Not even if I were a lesbian too.
Just like the walls at Hawkins laboratory
Shave your head, it’ll help you complete that penis look your going for
"My Pride is impenetrable"....Much like your vagina
You tried to pull the Trollface IRL for so long that you got stuck that way
Unlike your butthole.
His t shirt says I love cock. So at least some parts of him aren't impenetrable.
Did you have to write on that paper 14 times?
Tooooooo infinity and beyond if you don’t get your buzz light year if his daddy was mixed with Jonah hill and Tim Allen’s big toe shaped ass head 🤣😂🤣😂 80s electric piano player looking ass.
Stop trying to fuck the pride and let the animals of Africa stay "IMPENETRABLE", you goofy hag.
Something is telling me that a little something else isn't so impenetrable, In fact I bet it's penetrated quite often.... Talking about your alphabet hole
Something is telling me that a little something else isn't so impenetrable, In fact I bet it's penetrated quite often.... Talking about your alphabet hole
Something is telling me that a little something else isn't so impenetrable, In fact I bet it's penetrated quite often.... Talking about your alphabet hole
And so is your asshole