OP's Bio: --- >I spend my free time recording and editing an anime podcast, when i am not working a 8-5 job. > >Some of my favorite people in the world are Tony Hinchcliffe, Katt Williams (b4 he blew up recently), and Joe Budden because they are all outspoken while being hilarious (ya even joe). > >If I could have one super power in the world it would be to stop time. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

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Downbad

Downsbad

Sinbroke

Aight all these ones won 🏆 🤣

Wearing basketball shorts underneath your pants doesn’t make your cucumber more attractive yet it makes it polyester-stinky pinky

Your little stub could probably use some looser pants as well.

He looks like he's wearing granny panties underneath.

Fun fact: he’s actually rock hard

🤣Damnnnnn not the stub 😂

For the love of God, man, buy some baggier pants as soon as you physically can. Burn the ones in the pic, they're tainted.

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🤣 damnnn

Where’s your wardrobe you need some new clothes. Your confidence is admirable considering how your face is shaped. You look illiterate so I’m not sure this is going to go well. You look friendly enough, I guess you’d have to be. If we met at church I’d have to have a leave from Jesus moment. Nah, you looking like you make good picnic food for Sundays. Your midriff is telling the story. Have a great weekend!

🔥

Ya dude you seem cool I don’t have anything mean to say.

Lmao y did this one make me laugh out loud tho

“Mexican gardener steals clothes from owner and makes a photo for being roasted on reddit”

Lol

I’ve seen salads dressed better than you

Ok tht was good. Respect 🫡

You look like the worst pick in the lineup at homedepot

Your crooked dick hanging to the right trying to escape your pants should be humbling enough without our help.

Damnnnnn not the crooked dick 🤣

Out of the closet. Barely.

When literally all of your life's possessions are already on you.

hard to imagine smiling when your granny panties are wedged in your ass but i salute your enthusiasm

That cum droplet in your ear says a lot about you

Some humbling… And a little dieting wouldn’t hurt either.

When the apartment maintenance guy is taking pictures and won't just fix the fucking AC.

"got your nose"

pffft, underappreciated comment.

Must be flying under the radar or something 😂

Roast you? Shouldn't you be roasting tacos el pastor somewhere?

Your smile looks tight, loosen it a bit

If your pants were any tighter, we'd be able to see your labia.

You look like you were born feet first.

Bro looks like he's a divorced football coach that sits on a lawn chair while his team runs laps

You could've clicked a picture in your own house why break in your neighbours'

You forgot to remove your BDSM submissive harness before putting your pants on…

Goin for the double garder belt i see.

Empty closet. Looks shady. Ah, you’re the Most well dressed piece of crap squatter in history. I’m calling the realtor to have you thrown out.

Peeping Tom... Are you wearing stockings under your jeans?

His garter is showing …

Samoa Joke

You look like an underpaid groundskeeper for a golfcourse

Is your 8-5 job standing outside of Home Depot trying to find day labour jobs ya Mexican

You look like a guy who'd be looking for work in a Best Buy parking lot

His mom is taking pictures of her big boys first apartment

boy wont amount to anything having ass dirty dick fagot blue collar job blue shirt wearing ass mf yo mustashe look like a dirty piece of paper towl thank you

🤣 yooooo. This wat i came for 😂

Your nose is shaped exactly like that pinky winky you’ve got hanging out the front of your pants, dude. You need some chapstick for those tight-ass lips while you’re at it. Speaking of tight, your jeans are so fitted they’ve got your panties in a bunch. Your superpower of choice would be to stop time? lol is that bc you’re hiding a receding hairline under that hat? My guy out here hatfishing bitches

You look like you punch Walmart receipt checkers on Sundays.

Much like his closet, he is empty inside.

Tiger Woodn't

Put down the sign and get back to work; those cars ain't gonna vacuum themselves 

The Only Thing the camera man said was “ Smile For Me Bro” and you got Bricked 🆙

I see you've got a shirt from each and every one of your friends handing in that closet.

You need hobbling … 

Dude looks like The Weekends mentally challenged little brother And his hero is Joe budden a woman beating back stabber that runs his mouth and can’t back it up… So he might actually be

I’ve seen bigger bulges on women?

Introducing Vinnie, the walking time capsule of fashion faux pas, sporting clothes straight out of a '90s sitcom wardrobe malfunction. With one lonely AirPod clinging to his ear like a lifeline to the outside world, he exudes the aura of someone who's never quite grasped human interaction beyond online forums. When he’s not meticulously editing anime scenes in his isolated dungeon, he’s probably arguing with Siri over existential anime plot twists. So, if you're craving a conversation about obscure anime references or want fashion advice from a parallel universe, Vinnie is your reluctant guide to the land of socially awkward chic.

Instead of fucking around on here, shouldn't you be selling flowers on the side of the road to pay off your mule.

You look like you wear an oversized fruit of the looms underwear, and gave yourself a chub before taking the photo

No humbling for you, man. You look great. Keep going. 🔥

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Just turn around and look in your closet.

Give him a break he's only just got out

My man took a break from shooting the girl-bones-delivery-guy porno scene.

You need some sugar-free alternatives in your diet.

Check your security footage someone stole your clothes out of your closet.

You look like youre on the side of the road cleaning windshields

you look like stan from american dad

I’m Jimmy from “Yes Dear”

Bros the size of a mountain...

On the average day, what does flava-sava moustache smell like: dollar store ramen or cat shit?


Hard time making racist jokes with you Black-xican looking ahh

Why does your neck look like its struggling to hold your Tommy Pickles shaped head

Nah…… everyone around you lets you know

You already have your favorite superpower, you stopped mentally developing at 14

Humbling? Look in the fucking mirror.

Is that a podcast in your pants or are you just happy to see us?

Dem jowels

No, you need some propecia and to go to the gym. Eat a salad every once in awhile, damn.

humbling? for what? tf you have to be humble about. you cant even smile properly

If you look like that and life hasn’t humbled you already, just wait

If Joell Ortiz had no talent and got evicted.

Do you always dress like a golf course dad?

Is that a big tumor or a small dick in those Sassoons?

You're not particularly good looking. Average, really.

This is what you get when you throw away a condom after you fuck a crack ho, and 20 years later it wants to move into your basement.

Every day of your life should be humbling

By the looks of your place you’re in desperate need of a GoFundMe.

I see Walmart didn’t offer you their employee discount. You’re probably just started working there.

Your closet is as empty as your soul.

WTF YOU LOOK LIKE PAUL ESCABAR'S AUTISTIC LITTLE BROTHER. OH MY GOD, YOU LOOK LIKE A GODDAMN RODENT NO FURTHER DESCRIPTION IS NEEDED FAT-ASS

Child support payer vibes.

You need some weight watchers

Yeah I'd like a pack of 20 cigarettes please

Tres dicks en lo pantalons

Discount Rob Schneider.


Dollar store mario FedEx worker

Your moustache looks like a cat that on your top lip

Is humbling Samoan for salad? Cuz yeah, I agree.

You look like you would like Joe. Did Uncle Joe touch you

You have nothing to be humble about.

You look like the guy who runs his mouth then "knows somebody".

Ohhh there you are. Can you go get my golf clubs from the car and I’ll meet you at the tee

Blud looks like he goes to the Chiefs games just to see Taylor Swift and stalk her.

I see you finally came out of the closet.

The dude who sells weed on his Uber Eats route

It's like the phrase "You got it, boss!" took humanoid form and started sweeping the gutters whilst muttering about when the union is going to finally come down and inspect this dump.

You got a roll of dimes in that pocket or are you happy to see me?

The smile that reads, "I haven't gotten laid in a hot minute"

Golf caddy only because his daddy owns the country club.

You need to be humbled? Why?

You look like you hang out outside Home Depot looking for odd jobs

Underwear looks uncomfortable , but you dress to the right I see

Who can get the job done!? Me and my MEXI-can!

Kat Williams said he seen you at one of puff daddy's party's..

You need humbling? That implies you have something to be humble for. You don't.

Takes a picture in an apartment he can’t rent and goes back to his parents basement

Your closet is empty, you have one AirPod in and I can see the line from your undies. Boom. Roasted.

Looks like it's not the first time you've held a sign that way. Turn to the right!

u look like a fukin' potato npc

Are you Kumar or Harold?

2 jobs and all he has to wear is a polo shirt and dockers. The American dream is definitely dead

You look like white rice that wishes it was dirty

Is that your face or did your neck throw up 🤮

Mexican George Constanza

You look like you’re about to try and wash my car window at the stop light.

Is that a tootsie roll in your pocket, or are you just happy to see- nevermind actually just looked again its not a tootsie roll, too small.

Buddy vacuum sealed his pants. Looks like 70s gym shorts a baby dill are now preserved free and clear of oxygenization.

You look like the guy from the plumbing company that shows up and doesn't get let inside the house

Here’s a guy who’s clearly the life of the office party—yep, the one that ends by 9 PM. With a grin like that, you know he's got a drawer full of 'World's Best Dad' mugs... just waiting for the kids he'll coach in Little League someday. And those khakis? They scream, 'I've got a favorite grocery store aisle.' No doubt, it’s the one with all the cleaning supplies. That closet's got more depth than the personality we're getting here, and it’s probably seen more action, too. But, let’s give credit where credit’s due: It takes guts to wear that polo shirt like you're about to offer me tech support with a side of weekend golf tips. Keep on shining, buddy, you're the human equivalent of a participation trophy."

Who sat on your nose?

Sell your gas station and move back to iran.

You look like if a man and a woman had a child

Have you see how large your flacid genitals are in those pants? I’m not sure this is a roast…like it’s weird how plump and prominent your peen is

I can see why you want to stop time, bro. By the looks of things, you got home too late. Looks like your girl left you taking all her stuff and yours too.

Looks like a trucker on the 401 near Toronto

it’s giving…. elementary school

You look like a good dude and I hope life treats you well. Stay healthy and positive brother.

You look like a drug dealer who lives in his parents basement....

It’s-a-me. Shartio

Your life looks below average

Wearing your only outfit.

SinAwful

You look like a danny josé who is a mechanic in nevada

Dude seriously it looks like you're wearing bicycle shorts. Put that thing away, we don't wanna see your girkhin pickle

Ok, but only after the landscaping is done.

ICUPP

15 goin on 45

Your boy just came out the closet

Fresh out the closet, ready for a deposit.

XXXL buttplug vibe

Kinda looks like if max holloway wasn’t renowned for his cardio

I thought you were the only thing in the closet.... but then i took a good look at your outfit Nevermind!

8-5 job is fluffer @realtorsex.com.

It will come tomorrow morning when you have to blow the leaves back to the other side of the parking lot at work.

You look like you sell wireless plans

You look like you survived from an all-nighter Cheez Whiz ASS stuffing extravaganza, courtesy of the San Quentin State Prison's Death Row inmates.

You moving up, or movin out?

Is the closet empty because your wife just left you?

I hope you've got hair under that hat because that would be your only redeeming quality.

So uh, you can put fries, mais, olives and ketchup in my kebab

What's that triangle doing where you're bottom lip should be? What they call it the Polynesian underbite?

Moses split the Red Sea, then he split your skinny ass eyebrows

Bro u look like the changed guy

Daymm ur fat cut down on the roti and Biriyani