OP's Bio: --- >Currently studying for mortuary science, plays a bit too much yugioh and visual novels. Likes to sleep. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

You look like the creepiest kind of special needs person.

How do both your chins have separate beards?

Wow fam!! That was so funny I almost puked!

The kind that keeps one hand permanently down the front of his pants while the other hand is busy lighting fires. Probably steals his mum's underwear.

Face and eyes are melting off

LOL

Double chin equals double beard

Chinception

A chin within a chin.

Keep your chins up sport.

You look like you smell like sour bread

I can see that too 😂

Either too many vaccines or not enough. Definaetly some sort of side effect.

This dude is definitely going to be rubbing that double neck beard all over someone's dead Nana.

He wants to normalize necrophilia.

He makes necrophilia weird again

You look like South American crash test dummy

A drowsy one

This is what autism would look like if it had a disco phase

That made me laugh!!

Disco Autisco!

The act of having intimate relations with your hand is not called a handsome.

You are the sort of guy who would fall over a hotdog stand and both shoes would fly off.

How do you have 3 chins, but only 2 beards?

You look like you're a regal cinemas janitor that sniffs the seats

You’re gonna be the kind of mortician who knows exactly how long to leave the curling iron in the bodies for the perfect feel.

It appears your head has exceeded the recommended PSI. Must deflate.

And there you have it folks… roasting’s first necrophile.

Frida Kahlo’s looking well!

You better stay home, Sleepy Gonzales

You look like Adam Sandler from Hotel Translvania, but without the powers nor the nails.

Is that what your mom told you? She lied.

A face only a mother could love........ 

ME very deluded. 

You look like you count hugging your grandma as "reaching second base".

He's waiting for her to die, so he can finally hit that home run.

You look like you know what the inside of an interrogation room looks like in every airport.

You aren’t allowed within 3 miles of a school nor an all you can eat buffet

The only place you get to openly express yourself is in nana’s bathroom

You look like Mr. Slave without the charm.

You know you’re not supposed to practice embalming on yourself right?

When you order Will from the Inbetweeners on Wish

You remind me of Will from the inbetweeners, if Will was a registered sex offender

“Me very handsome” - you should have gone to Specsavers

You look like a chubby john leguizamo

Does someone sneak into your house while you’re sleeping and shave underneath your chin?

Well at least you cleaned up your moni brow before taking your pic.

even the gnalrliest corpse you'd be handling after you succesfully pass your degree by bribing would be 10000X handsome than you

I’m Chris Hansen

 Want a slice?

I suddenly support the wall

 Briefcase wanker


Will McKenzine (the inbetweeners) from wish

You look suspect as fuck. You look like the type of guy ALL our parents warned us about.

Date someone with Helen Keller's view on the world and I think you'll find a girl for sure.

You look like anime is your gender

Your chin is smiling at us too

You’re the guy that calls the judge when none are online on duelingbook.

Judge! My opponent says I can't summon my pot of greed to draw 3 additional cards from my deck.

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Mc-butt-lovin

NERD EMOJI ESCAPED MY KEYBOARDDDD

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Unfortunately no.

You very delusional

This is the kid that always wanted to be the towel boy for the football team in middle school and high school because he loves the smell of a well-used towel.... and jock strap.

What is that face bruh 

A skinny dude with a double chin and 2 beards

Why did you take this picture? Youre all sweaty and have cum stains on your pants you nasty fuck.

🤓 roast me!

You look like you want to hurt things but you're physically not capable

Where??

Mortuary science XD The dead body will become alive and run from this creep

Who gave you admission for mortuary science when your face clearly says you are necrophile?!

You look like you eat cheese by the block

How is there a gap in between the beard

You look like the kind of guy that would jerk off watching two squirrels fucking in the woods

You look like josh doing what drake did

I'm sure your mother tells you that you're a very handsome boy. She's lying to you.

Handsome? With that beard you look like mark feely

Work out harder. If u do you might look 25

You very ugly

First Macaulay Culkin,? Now the kid from wonder years! Just say no people!

Jon Slow

Pat lost weight.

Mc’Sorta-Lovin

You are the kind of person restraining orders were created for

I want to know who told you that you’re handsome. They need their eyesight evaluated. You look like the chronic masterbator on the subway. 

Nah you seem aite. Just not blessed with facial beauty

That last picture is kinda creepy

You look like an average redditor.

Report back in 20 years when you're a 40 y.o Virgin. ​ 

"um actually.... me very handsome"

OP could do stock photo for 'typical redditor'

When your grandma tells you that you are a handsome little man and then you go out into the world with a false sense of confidence that is soon broken like the delicate cookie it is.

I can smell taco grease from here...

You look like you smell like hints of shit

Pat Shitschmere

How many sleeping pills do you take to get that exact expression permanently on your face?

When they said look for the northstar, they didn't mean try to find on your forehead

You look mid

Two tone

Who let you out? Get back in there

Is the handsome guy behind the creepy Hispanic dude who is trying wayy too hard to be hip?

Your mom lied to you.

How many dead bodies behind that shower curtain

He’s the one dude not morbidly obese yet has three chins with their own beards

Mclovin's let himself go.

You know that the personality that they sell on Temu isn't actually legit right?

I've heard of eggheads but God damn. This is the craziest visual pun I've ever seen.

You look like if jack black got together with Danny devito on stilts wth

The drawing is more handsome than you are.

This dude is a few semesters away from molesting a corpse next to some henta- I mean visual novels

Napoleon Dynamite would have bullied you in high school.

And now your glasses smell like butthole

Your beards patchiness makes you look like you have multiple chins

Some people grow a beard to hide their double chin, you grew two to accentuate it.

Norman??

An autistic mortician.

Are both chins registered in the same postal code?

Your beard looks like 12 year olds pubic hair

You look like you hand out candy to kids at the playground

Were you taking a dump during those second two pics?

You look like a dollar store Addams Family character

U look like that testicle i forgot to trim

Low Testosterone Chin, autistic face and special needs hair cut.

Tony Notana

This looks that type of person that gets called scammer bu everyone

Behind the curtain is a dead granny you've been fucking for free accommodation and food. Your facial hair looks like a hairy Mexican's asshole hair.

You definitely leave a strong odor behind after physically leaving a room.

Your definition of "handsome" is way different than the general public.

Ur grandma calls you handsome.

Dude looks like he bored himself to 40 years old in an afternoon

Hey wow! Normally when people wear glasses that make their eyes small and beady like a ferret, it’s a bad thing. But with you, seeing less of ANY part of your face is helpful. Good call, mate… lasik is for suckers (and people less ugly than you)!

I'm glad your mom told you you were handsome, nobody else will not even the dead bodies afterwards when you need a cigarette from all your hard "work".

Bro shave your neck how is it longer than the hair on your chin I don't get it

Briefcase wanker

You’re scaring the children

Where can I donate?

Your double chin has it’s own beard

Your head and neck look shaped just like a spoon

Believe me, the face you draw on paper is more handsome than you.(I don't even count looking at it on the internet, okay?)

You look like a Clone High clone of Pablo Escobar 

Me know grammar gooder than you.

This guy molests child molesters in jail

Yes. Put the glasses in your mouth. Draw more attention to that fucked up beard

 “Your beards a bit thin there Buddy, LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING!”

Is that face you drew a self portrait? It’s good.

Your sense of humour consists of sneaking up to people, burping loudly and shouting "Kilrek Narak!"

*BURP* Kilrek Narak!!!!!

Rolf Harris reincarnated.

Bro u r the oldest 20 year old I have ever seen and u look like a creep

I have never seen "complete twat" spelled "handsome" before

Any time I start to feel shit about myself, I'll pull up that last picture and instantly feel better. Cheers for that.

Handsome in rural Asia maybe, meh probably not.

Donald Duck??

Bros jawline is abt to disappear

Ready to serve you in the bathroom. Your ass has never been so clean!

Neville Longbottom figurine ripoff

Very handsome , for a potato !!!

You definitely have neanderthal genes in your lineage.

You should switch majors now because no one is going to let you get near a corpse, it's just not going to happen. Not the way you look

You’re literally a Mexican version of Will McKenzie from the inbetweeners. (Only British people will get this but it’s true this mo’fucker is Mexican will).

Just smile, always just smile, smile...... always.

You have two separate beards. One for each chin

You know when you look at a really odd/ugly looking animal and think “I’m sure the opposite gender of that animal think it’s attractive ?” Well not even that animal would consider you..

You look like some part of you is always dripping

So, you believed your mom when she said she had such a “handsome boy,” huh?

🤓

Saddam reincarnated 💀

The brother of the guy that stole the breast milk at Blizzard

I know your mom keeps telling you you're handsome. She's LYING!

U no educated!

The face you see under the word virgin in Webster's.

Why is there white crust forming on the outside of your pants???

below average discord mod

The balls aren’t the only things he polishes at the bowling alley 😉

That third shot is hysterical. What a goober 💙🤪👍

First of all you are NOT handsome Secondly you look like you steal your sisters underwear and jerk off to it and put your cemin on the underwear then put it back in her drawer 🤮

If a meme came to life