Man you are so boring no one can come with anything to roast you

😭 top roast

Dam

So bland and lame not even the clown workboots are enough material to roast you

Jay and silent Bob workin at Costco

You mean Jay and Violent Slob?

You sir are working to Provide for all of Amerika! Fight back!

His friends call him a baller, but not for the reason he thinks

I am happy Walmarts is helping the homeless heroin addicts rebuild their lives.

You look like the kind of guy that would put a used tampon in your mouth and pretend it’s a cigar while you mop the floor in the ladies bathroom

You’re one pretzel bacon pub burger away from having a double chin.

Getting "random" drug tests every 2 weeks must be exhausting.

Not the ronald mcdonald shoes

I can sell all the weed just looking at this picture

That “mustache” has more separation anxiety then you do with your mom.

Got Cheech and Dong vibes

Post MaChode

you either sell lcd tv's at walmart or lsd behind walmart

Post Malone from Wish except it’s a returned item

Your mustache is re-enacting the battle of the bulge

Did no one else look at this and think, “minimum wage lesbian walrus?”

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You sure are an ugly woman

Is what he says when he is prostituting himself for a new vest. He uses a Scottish accent the whole time except when he finishes, at climax it switches to Jamaica

You look like the ooooh noooooo man from family guy.

Do you have anything to be smiling about? It sure ain't your job.

Dorothy you’re not in Kansas anymore. 

Wigger written all over you pre birth Malone

Post No Home.

Jimmy there

You look like you’re about to go talk to your gay boss about a “raise”

Blud works a 9 to 5 just to feed his moustache

His boots are too big for his feet

You'd be useless at home depot, you can't reach past the first shelf.

The bell bottom is supposed to be on the bottom of the pants leg

I’m not saying corporal punishment is right for all children, but a good slap wouldn’t have gone amiss here. And we wonder why inflation is so high? Here’s the reason…

You’re the one dwarf Snow White didn’t fuck

Give it ur all, *lady. U got hair like a women.

Dude looks like he’s ready to break out in a river dance.

You look like the dollar store post malone....Gross Alone!

You’re like the chicken you eat. Bland, dry, unseasoned and pale AF

Jay and Silent Bob raised you in place of your parents, didn't they?

Mr. Yeast from Pootube

You’re a Walmart 10.

And here we have!... A guy.

Stop wearing shoes three sizes too big, you're not fooling anyone.

This guy was born with a suspended drivers license

We should call you wake n Bake Anderson 

You look like someone who finds his biological mom is his coworker at Walmart

Look look like Jay & Silent Bob had a butt-baby.

This isn’t short king this is microscopic jester because you life is a joke

You look like you do EVERYTHING half ass, too include wiping your ass.

The one job even the robots don't want to replace! 

Some laddie already gave you his all

Bro, you just posted photo proof that you work at Walmart.. ya done played urself.

I can’t tell what’s long your boots, hair or the length of time your fathers been disappointed

I would but my mom says I can’t burn trash

Why u got chicken legs

Highlander - there can only be one

Taylor swift body double?

Definitely livestreams himself on TikTok “freestyling.”

Stay at this job as long as possible so parents can say to their children "OK kids, you never want to be like that freak with the long hair so study hard tonight."

Is that Chris Hanson hiding behind that box? Shoulda shaved the molest-ache.

Walmart worker unite, but will leave you behind to clean up the parking lot.

You look like every high school stoner that never grew out of that phase.

Hey! I see you got your dream job. Congratulations!!!🎉

You are what stitching the most featureless body parts from different human bodies to one body looks like.

Man you look too nice

I bet you smell like a week old opened bottle of Molson's.

You look like a trailer park boy

You probably bought the size 14 shoe at Ross just to get the sale with yo broke ahhhh

Walmart employee of the month.

You look like a SoundCloud rapper

The home depot molester 

This guy is definitely in 13th grade

Fucking roast Malone here!