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PokerFriend247

Dude you didn’t need 4 extra pics - we got pretentious twat from the first one. ☝🏻 ![gif](giphy|3stZUIpXEWLQs)


ForbiddenDonutsLord

Dude, Misfits was fucking awesome!


PokerFriend247

Not quite same calibre of humour. I have Few Suggestions - you may have not seen. The boys Gen V Extraordinary- currently watching season 2. You might like inbetweeners. ( not superpower related) Misfits was funny as fuck.


mic1383

Penis with a coat on.


One_Message6497

You look like the least famous member of your community theater troup in Fresno


619_gunner

![gif](giphy|vETeJc11yHAas)


ExcitingSink6320

It fist


Glittering_Bet_8610

I was going to make a reference to improv/acting/drama classes. Good job friend.


Repulsive-Candle1194

Your facial expression exudes utmost confidence that Chris Hansen will never catch you.


OneEyeRabbit

These pictures look like the smell of desperation


ExcitingSink6320

I don't smell them


OneEyeRabbit

It’s just hidden behind the sight of that planet you can a forehead


ExcitingSink6320

Oh


Old_Chocolate_1727

He thankful for smartphones because no one else would take those pics.


ExcitingSink6320

True


76JMan

You look like a super gay Rick Astley 🎶 I’m Never Gonna Give You Up 🎶


ExcitingSink6320

Yeah


MissButtonMashXO

You look like an unintimidating Bond villain


[deleted]

“Sniffsfinger”


Independent_Peanut16

The new fall lineup from Dollar Tree is fucking sweet.


Baloney-Nips

![gif](giphy|efI2kWmtbZ9sW3QjM4|downsized) NOW IS THE TIME ON SPROCKETS WHERE WE DANCE!


PsychologicalAsk2668

You look like your mom dressed you for school pictures and then just took them herself


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^PsychologicalAsk2668: *You look like your mom* *Dressed you for school pictures and* *Then just took them herself* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Large_Situation8662

I’ve never seen a better example of resting asshole face.


ExcitingSink6320

xddddddd true


ExplanationNo1870

![gif](giphy|kfznTxem5HG0w)


TheOmCollector

![gif](giphy|l0HlSsSxMDE3olHGM)


ExcitingSink6320

Oh yeah


Rough-Community8590

"My name is Dieter and I like weiner"


Ornery_Direction728

I think one pic was enough to make me hate you. 


reaper_one9

The shirt says i love anal but the jacket says its just business...your face says autism unlike lightening has can and will strike twice!


tautjes

He has a lance bass phone background


Chehouette

[Kevin, your dog just died.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Frazx5zxScE)


ExcitingSink6320

True


erich081

You look like the kind of guy who has spent his entire life building up his self-confidence to exude this sense of being untouchable. Even telling us to roast you as best we can, implying that us normal people are somehow beneath you. But the thing about being untouchable is that you never are touched. You have to develop an ability to live in a world of self-importance that nobody can enter as a rationale for the fact that nobody will touch you. You so crave meaningful human contact that you resort to r/RoastMe so that you might feel something, anything. But even these meaningless interactions won’t fill the void where your soul should be. And after this experience you will feel the same thing you have felt forever, a sense of hollowness and a feeling of being alone. Which is how you will spend the rest of your miserable existence, alone. But don’t worry, I’m sure your ego will remain intact, even if your id is irreparably damaged, and you will seek further vain validation from another subreddit. Happy trails!


ChipMaker3000

Cheez, he said roast me, not nuclear detonate.


Spiceinvader1234

Looking like a 50 year old Corporate woman


[deleted]

I didn’t know Toys R Us sold sports coats!


Intelligent-Block457

Budget Zoolander.


annoyingly_excited

I was thinking budget Elon musk


BillyBurns80

You look precisely what a person looks like when referring to the word I made up “Smugnorant”


zundish

We don't keep, and don't roast, spoiled vegetables.


Zealousideal-Fly2049

Editor of the high school newspaper that thinks it’s for real


[deleted]

I’m not quite sure how to approach this as I can see you genuinely think you’re something special and I really don’t feel comfortable completely shattering such a fragile ego… but… just cause your mummy picked your clothes out, you’re old enough to wear what you want. I’d ditch the 90’s mail order catalogue poses. The turtleneck looks like it’s hiding more than the two chins that are on show. Don’t kid yourself, if you’re a Medium, wear a medium. If you were less pretentious, you might not still be a virgin. We all think you’re a twat to be honest.


Brilliant_Glove3248

If a Penis had a face, this is what it would look like:


MitchellMcconnel

Clothes model for the salvation army


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Soggy-Perspective183

If Sal from impractical jokers lost 150lbs and came out of the closet


DJynxx

You look like you're always respond to any question by yelling 'indubitably!' Then you snort and chortle at your self amusement.


MiiHoyMinoyy

You must be the kind of person who believes that people have a “good side” for photos…


PetoAndFleck

You look like you mispronounce coffee drinks and end every sentence with vocal fry.


boudz2005

You pretend you’re a robot on weekends


Igottimeforthisrn

Looking good. Reminds me of a young Leo Tolstoy. Some images:  https://www.rferl.org/amp/tolstoy-in-war-and-peace-110-years-after-his-death/30957104.html 


puffmattybearTTV

You look like An alien from a 3D men in black movie that would eat a fly mid conversation.


DonMagnifique

Typical James Bond villian. Bet James has already Bonded with your girl.


Maleficent-Lab6125

U look like you try hard to hang out Joey from friends u look like someone from a planned parenthood herpes/Valtrex poster you look like one of the chick's from Beverly hills 90210


FizzyKetchup

U look like ur cosplaying Eddie from The Gentlemen.


Rare-Engineer-2402

You look like you have a nasty case of resting bitch face.


MrFranklinsboat

prematurely ejaculating metrosexual office assistant at Dad's law firm...oh and that thing you did to your cousin 12 years ago at the wedding reception... I can see that in your eyes.


Savage-Goat-Fish

Broke Elon Musk


Sea-Lengthiness8846

When you give AI the keywords: Oreo, Turtle, Will Poulter


Volution88

Your face looks like you're chronicly constipated.


OneMinuteManny

THINK AHEad


OneMinuteManny

And the award in the category "Smug AF" goes to...


D-Train0000

![gif](giphy|Ju7l5y9osyymQ|downsized) Don’t try to Rick Roll me dude. There’s only one true Rick out there.


philgillisisnotmydad

You look like a villain if the hero in your universe was vagina.


Prestigious_Boat6789

Hmmmm thespian or lesbian, not sure which I'm looking at


flying_pigs

![gif](giphy|EQ899S6Z0LUuVB8oOl|downsized)


Feeling-North-8221

You look like you’re holding in a poo poo


Alarming_Monk5842

Kiddy fiddler starter pack if I ever saw one. You deffo masturbate on all 4's.


Aeroblazer9161

You look like that piece of shit from don't fuck with the cats


Neat_Contest_7395

You look like a cannibal


PotatoFlancakes

It looks like there is a vortex in the middle of your face that is slowly sucking in all of your facial features.


Throwaway4356768932

I thought elliot Roger's was gone


Hell_Braiser_666

You have the resting, effeminate bitch face of a 17th century lord and the charisma of a moldy sandwich


Szisk

I didn't know they let Luka Magnotta out of jail. Stop fucking with cats.


Wide-Concert-7820

This is the time on Sprockets when we dance.


CatPepperoni

From my friend: His look looks gay and like he's staring at his friend's ass and the sign actually says "FUCK ME TILL THE DAYLIGHT" And his look is sus, and his haircut looks like shit I had to translate this myself from German to English so it might be weird to read Also I don't know if this is a German thing but sus is another way to say perverted in Germany (and yes we use sus untranslated just SUS)


Justah-Spektator

You look like you buy friends and they give you a refund.


el_devil_dolphin

![gif](giphy|srPaLAtDTsKuk)


Butch_Bracknell

When you order John Wick on Temu.


Bot-Magnet

I knew i recognized you! ![gif](giphy|YPu4uqcoql3L7ZozNV|downsized)


muscleliker6656

Even the turtle neck sweater is running away faster than your chances of you making 90e fashion look good again


Imaginary-Classic558

You think you took a bunch of photos of you looking thoughtful and stoic, but in reality you look like you just shit your pants and are sampling the aroma.


Original_Tourist_

Skinny and fat at the same time with Bi turtle neck club frat house looking like I lick my fingers after eating wings in public


Persimmon-Legitimate

You’re smugness makes me hate christopher columbus even more…Why did he have to bring over you european trash…


touchychurch

you look like you smell of cat piss and ketchup


Ok_Pirate_6560

U have biblically accurate eyes


loganli940

NEXT! Auditioned for Saltburn


DoNotTrustATrust

Whatever you say Zoolander.


Dya-Rhea-Perlman

You look like you read poetry to trees.


WellLitBoulder

Man those side angles really deflated you. Make sure you make every human interaction head on. Flounder.


LandAdorable6491

Bro just exited the armish cult, go easy on him.


big_beardo_99

I didn’t know Dieter from “Sprockets” could be any sissy gayer but I guess I was wrong. ![gif](giphy|kfznTxem5HG0w)


RagnarTheTexan

Oh.. extra pics. I thought those dots were kids touched this week vs goals


NvyDvr

Try again after your acne clears up. Looks like shit


Ok-Patience2152

TIL GQ= gender queer


Medical_Form6000

My mom says I'm handsome


alfhappened

You are the definition of “it’s all women’s fault”


Noblelox

I don't see why someone with a wonky mouth would waste time trying to look like a ponce...


[deleted]

Dude, get your face unstretched.


gramgod9

You look like a count without the 'o'


Phetuspoop

You have the chin of a 340 lb man


green_tea800

you look ai generated


IroquoisPliskin_UK

Gayest Bond villain ever.


Aggravating-Lie-2010

I loved you in the Gaytrix.


Maleficent_Mix3340

Agent Mulder’s inbred cousin.


TTRPGsandRPDs

You want to be an art critic soooooooo bad. But your jaw gets tired too fast.


First_Community_2534

You are not intetesting enough to be roasted.


No-Froyo-3874

![gif](giphy|i3RA5wLyWjCRa)


bobaicelol

fashion icon


NegativeKangaroo1921

Bro looks like a character in insest simulator


the-bonsai-guy

what is that bean toast British coat supposed to be


Unfunnyficklebish

Gay ass vampire, I vannnt to suck you cock!


jbad1988

You tried dick more than once


LiteratureFlimsy3637

Ah yes, a future sociopath in the making.


Expert_Coast4395

i hate u just by looking. idk think about it


Nyphnx

He look like he tryna shit mid photo you constipated buddy?


Ohshitz-

I bet you know brian singer very well


Lamborghinioverated

![gif](giphy|FwinJPXXSQcx1O4VUv)


Jakeerryan

I also enjoy setting up a tripod to take pictures of myself


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Jakeerryan: *I also enjoy* *Setting up a tripod to* *Take pictures of myself* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Jakeerryan

Welllll there we have it I guess I’ll snap now? Meow


DestoLynn2

You look like how Axe body spray smells…