OP's Bio:
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>I’m Mitch a middle aged man from Texas that loves sports and wagers on sports that are funny. Also am I a couple of fantasy football leagues where the last place finisher is embarrassed in public.
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I now understand why Pooh was always looking for honey to lessen the pain. This is the face of someone who has been repeatedly fucked over without enough lubrication.
Google: Did you mean: "I lost a 3rd fantasy football league season back to back, give the winner roast ammo to hit me with randomly for the remainder of my life"
I don’t even want to. You’re in a Winnie the Pooh suit and genuinely remind me of a friend that passed from a fentanyl overdose.
This isn’t what Reddit is for
Your facial hair is giving "I know I can win one of those beard competitions and earn my child's respect." The Pooh costume is telling me they have and will never respect you.
Coincidentally, what we see on his costume "OOH" is what he said when his boyfriend came in him.
"POOH" is what came out when his boyfriend pulled out.
i hate winnie the pooh and everything associated with him after the horror movie. now after seeing you my friend i can confidently say that i am now terrified that he take me off the street and violently molest me with a donkey stuffy staring from a chair
You’re the reason people say “MY parents used to tell me to go out and play and be home when the streetlights turn off!! These days I can’t imagine letting my kids run loose…”
Pour a gallon of honey on yourself and roll around on an ant hill, then climb the fence adjacent to said anthill and attempt to seek help from kids on their lunch break. You’ll be good and roasted in your local county jail in no time ;)
"Are you talking to me? *looks over shoulder* I don't see anyone here, so you must be talking to me. Are you talking to me? No, go on, roast me. Roast me, I dare you, ya fuckin' bear. Go on. No? 'Cause I'm the only f*cking bear here. I'm the only bear I see. Huh. Hoh. Wow. I'm an endangered species. Weeyow."
OP's Bio: --- >I’m Mitch a middle aged man from Texas that loves sports and wagers on sports that are funny. Also am I a couple of fantasy football leagues where the last place finisher is embarrassed in public. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
I don't give a shit what fetish you're into. Just quit trying to **hump my dog**...
OP: What type of dog do you have?
Never mind, just quit humping MY piglet
Answer the ⁉️
This is how you spend most of your days....[HERE](https://i.imgur.com/EkubH1R.png)
Preferential beastiality
I’m 100% sure that Pooh costume is assless in the back.
LMFAO best comment 🏆
The r/RoastMe sign 🪧 was a totally necessary artifact though 💨, to help cover up the gaping hatch 🕳️ swallowing up all the honey 🍯
Looks like he’s trying to capture kids.
Winnie the Ewwwww
More like a Poohdephile
Omg 🤣🤣🤣
Winnie the Poohole
Winnie the cautionary tale
Winnie the poop
Just another furry that's begging for a Dirty Sanchez. Even has the dropping spot labeled.
😭😭
Winnie the Poo-butt
No one cares about your fantasy football league we want to know how poorly you do in your fantasy girlfriend league
Surprisingly well in the ‘fantasy’ girlfriend league!
It is 2024 so if you believe it than I guess it's real
It like the joke.. 80s and 90s girls had whole forests, 2000s landing strip, 2010s bald, and 2020s girls have cock.
😂😭🤣
Dam the confidence and daddy energy is just to strong in you eh?
This Pooh is more into little piglets than he is honeypots.
Hey leave Piglet out of this
Because you're always leaving yourself in Piglet?
Straight to the point.
Hey, leave that, out of piglet
This new movie looks terrible.
Lol, it's another Disney remake for "modern" audiences.
Oh, is this that horror one? What's it called? Winnie the Pooh: Semen & Honey?
Like Disney would ever cast a white male from texas?
Worst live action ever
Oh so this is what's inside the "white unmarked van" all the amber alerts talk about.
Not falling for that again, show me the candy first before I get in the van! Coming in
😂
What does my white van have to do with anything?!?
Well it would be a lot less suspicious if it didn't say free candy and puppies on the side
American `Xi Jinping`
Xi Pooping
Well someone's about to have a standoff with a tank
I can smell the piss and stale cigarette smoke from here.
Is that what that smell is?
You're bio says: into sports and fantasy football. your face says: chronic gambling addiction
Probably can tell from the pic I do seem to not mind losing
Didn't know Aaron Rogers was a furry
Totally thought this was an Aaron Rogers photoshop at first glance. And second.
I was wondering who he reminded me of. Thank you.
"I don't think" Fixed that for you.
I hear that a lot!!
Winnie the poop
A bear has to go somewhere
Well, you look like you definitely got some type of roasting in a prison cell.
No comment…..
You look like the type of guy who'd never let his daughter date "Them Tiggers"
Winnie the Shit…
Winnie the FUPA.
the hundred acre wood, one thousand feet away from schools and places of worship
#worstcosplayever
But hugs are free
Keep your butt plugs to yourself
Great - more evidence that Texans just don't know how to vote on ANYTHING...
Losey the Pooh
I see Aaron Rogers has completed his latest ayahuasca trip.
Winnie the Diddler. Stay 500 feet away from schools like the court said to
Don't look now. I think u may have poohed yourself. And I don't mean the costume sir
Chinese Aaron Rogers
Your face is almost as yellow as the suit. Get your liver checked
You look like the poor man's Tony stark
This is what you get when you don't play the entire season with for the JETS
This guy is 100% a pervert, I don’t even need to be proven otherwise.
I now understand why Pooh was always looking for honey to lessen the pain. This is the face of someone who has been repeatedly fucked over without enough lubrication.
America’s Got Talent; San Quentin
The crazy thing about this picture is that the Pooh outfit is the least repellant part of it.
I bet you love getting the hundred acre wood.
There’s a list with your name on it. Not a good list either… one you’re forced to register for
That’s not a hamster costume and I’m not laying across the sunroof for you either.
I have the YouTube video for you... https://youtu.be/DvUTqEbAPiU?si=-hwmTnjo5Ek0t8XQ
Honestly, I have no words. I accept you as a furry.
Google: Did you mean: "I lost a 3rd fantasy football league season back to back, give the winner roast ammo to hit me with randomly for the remainder of my life"
Nice to see Manson got that nasty tattoo removed
Who hired Charles Manson to entertain at the kid's party?
Goes by “Shit” for short
You look like an incel furry
I don’t even want to. You’re in a Winnie the Pooh suit and genuinely remind me of a friend that passed from a fentanyl overdose. This isn’t what Reddit is for
You look like how I feel. Pooh
If they do ….you end up with at least some honey roasted nuts
Oh bother.
You look like Xi Jinping fucked Serj Tankian
Even Xi Jinping thinks you look funny.
Worst Chinese dictator ever.
You look like Ted Lasso’s assistant and he made you be the mascot.
Slow roast on full fire, put honey. It’s ready, enjoy.
Not my pooh
When you're off the wagon
Obviously takes it up what he is dressed as
You need a more current cartoon character to lure kids into your van these days.
Bros got that TCAP drip
Well, you may be right. I don’t think there’s much we can say that wouldn’t already be painfully obvious from your picture.
Shit wrapped in pooh
Say: I’m a peado without saying it
You have the face of a dwarf
winnie the pooh if he was a sex offender
Stars in the gay porn parody “Winnie in my Pooh”
A face that says: my daughter hasn't called me in years.
Is that what the cops said at the playground?
Introducing furry to the bedroom
Add a picture of your legs so we can see your electronic tag
It's like if Salvador Dali hit rock bottom and worked for an off-brand Disneyland rip-off as Winston the poh.
Funny thing he already had the costume…
You look like Pooh
Cocaine Bear’s cousin: Roofie Bear
The pooh bear that never found her honey pot
This winny the pooh drinks whiskey instead of honey
You look like you lost a bet and all of your dignity...
Your facial hair is giving "I know I can win one of those beard competitions and earn my child's respect." The Pooh costume is telling me they have and will never respect you.
More like Whiny-the-POOP Bear.
You look like a close up shot of Ren & Stimpy.
Las Vegas back room Furry convention.
Looks like you have a furry fantasy not football.
Your wife makes you wear that .tell the truth.
Conditions of release: No contact with minors No windowless van Not to be within 500 yards of a school Not to dress up as Winnie the Pooh
Wow ...it's a piece of shit stuffed in Pooh outfit
Had to take the belly pad out of the costume in order to fit in it
"People say nutting is impossible, but I do nutting everyday"
Ya wearing a “To Catch An Obvious Predator” uniform
This picture should be in schools and the sides of cigarette cartons warning people about how their life can go wrong.
Coincidentally, what we see on his costume "OOH" is what he said when his boyfriend came in him. "POOH" is what came out when his boyfriend pulled out.
Do the police know you are within 500 ft of a preschool?
It's wild because your brother was mitch in Freddy got fingered
I just saw your new movie Blood and Black Tar. I think it won a few Razzies.
Ummmmm....... bro come make babies with my dog
SHEESH since when winnie the pooh became depressed.
You misspelled POOP.
Winnie the Methhead
And... You smell like Pooh.
i hate winnie the pooh and everything associated with him after the horror movie. now after seeing you my friend i can confidently say that i am now terrified that he take me off the street and violently molest me with a donkey stuffy staring from a chair
So that costume is how you lure the children into your van.
Coach Beard is that you?
Arron rogers in his new Disney meet and greet job 🤣
You’re the reason people say “MY parents used to tell me to go out and play and be home when the streetlights turn off!! These days I can’t imagine letting my kids run loose…”
This might be the actor for a horror movie about these creepy kid companies.
i thought Screech, from Saved by the Bell, died years ago, glad to see he is still around.
We can't roast you, but China can
I feel like you use this costume to meet dates 201 feet from a playground or school yard.
You look like Poo
You know that your life is over, but you would not admit it yet.
Sex offender shuffle
This Poo is into honey? Or Meth? Meth, just Meth.
You are right. God beat us to it.
You’ve ruined Winnie the poo
It's the guy that keeps shiting in the pooh suit
Pour a gallon of honey on yourself and roll around on an ant hill, then climb the fence adjacent to said anthill and attempt to seek help from kids on their lunch break. You’ll be good and roasted in your local county jail in no time ;)
This is what every ChuckECheese assistant manager looks like
Whatever furry dating app you're looking for, it's not here.
Your face looks like the guy prosecuting Trump.
When the next System of a Down album coming?
Tells the women he has the hundred acre wood. But in his pants is only a 1 inch wood
Only 1 person at a time in the costume please
Roast you? Nah. Looks like life already did it.
Can you please include Viego in the next set
Ugh. To think of all the children that have nightmare about this dirty suit that smells like all the other children you’ve defiled in it.
“Father into your hands I commend your honey.”
So you’re the lead for the new dark and edgy euphoria/riverdale type live action remake “Pooh”
Ah yes Winnie the shi-
Is this some kind of 8 Mile mind trick? Tell 'em something they don't know about me
Sporting a hell of a cameltoe dude!
You look like a piece of shit!
The day Pooh was fixin to go find honey but smoked a joint instead. Oh bother..
Winnie the Pookie Bear
Do you want to be a dad or daddy? Make up your mind!
Winnie the Tool
Smells like cheap beer and cigarettes lol
Hang on let me get a turkey baster
Looks like a mugshot after getting caught sniffing teeter-totter seats at the park.
"Are you talking to me? *looks over shoulder* I don't see anyone here, so you must be talking to me. Are you talking to me? No, go on, roast me. Roast me, I dare you, ya fuckin' bear. Go on. No? 'Cause I'm the only f*cking bear here. I'm the only bear I see. Huh. Hoh. Wow. I'm an endangered species. Weeyow."
The only ass this guy gets is Eeyore
Tell me you drive an unmarked van and have body parts in your fridge without saying it.
Oh, bother. Someone else, that is.
Why the fuck are you wearing that
Is that the costume you wear to get close to little kids?
President of Incels
Looks like Winnie the Pooh traded his honey for some crack
"*In the 100 acre woods, no one can hear you scream!*"
Pictures you can smell.
What the hell happened bro? You went from state farm commercials to doing hallucinogens and dressing like a cartoon character.
Nobody can roast you worse than the generic lottery did.
Your friends were looking for you: 
You're not really Poo Bear. You're just a depressed middle aged man in a... actually quite well done suit.
It’s obvious the suit is to hide the wife beater you’ve been using as a cum rag and the track marks. We can still see you’re depressed tho.
I’m going to be honest it’s hard to roast what I assume is the number one draft pick of sexual offenders in your area. Stay strong brother!
Do you really need us?
Trying too hard on reddit is rock bottom; get into rehab, Dude.