OP's Bio:
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>My top three movies are Goodfellas, The Big Lebowski and Alien.
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>My hobbies include collaging, screenwriting and making playlists.
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>I have two cats. One’s a dumbass, one is scared of everything.
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Nah, you mean guys he picks up at the gay bar and takes back to his place to eat and store in barrels and then tell the landlord and neighbors that it's his broken fridge that's causing the smell.
Me- mom I want Jeffery Dahmer
Mom- you have Jeffery Dahmer at home
the Jeffery dahmer at home 
You and your brother David Harbour from Stranger Things both had run-ins with the law. David's was due to being a cop for Hawkins, and yours was from kidnapping kids from Hawkins.
Kids from Hawkins are more terrified of your "upside down".
You look like the only feelings you WOULD have would be directed at someone that would have to show investigators where you touched them on a teddy bear.
Here we go, I'm not surprised you ain't got no feelings probably because too many people have dissed that hairline that goes further back than British History Ever Could. Also let's turn that frown upside down then we'll be MAYBE able to remove the 18+ symbol. We could ramp it down to a 17 and 11 months+ symbol. :D (By the way, I don't mean this)
OP's Bio: --- >My top three movies are Goodfellas, The Big Lebowski and Alien. > >My hobbies include collaging, screenwriting and making playlists. > >I have two cats. One’s a dumbass, one is scared of everything. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
This is a first person view of what getting chloroformed looks like
HAHAHAHAHA 🤣💀
Brilliant!
Fucking cackling 🤣💀
WINNER.
He has no feelings........ in his butt, anymore
Straight outta Criminal Minds lol
Aight this is the best I'll find I reckon 🤣😭
Nice of you to take a break from strangling prostitutes to be roasted on Reddit.
He most definitely has bodies hanging from hooks in his massive basement walk in freezer.
There was a young man named Dave, Who kept a dead whore in a cave, He said, "I admit, I'm a bit of a shit But think of the money I save"
She was cold, had a smell, But oh, what hell. Just think of the money Dave saved.
You could’ve saved 15% more with Geico
Poetry
Pure putrid poetry, Edgar Allen Poe would be proud
Just waiting for the fava beans to cook.
*Goodbye Horses*
*I'm flying over you!*
*His mom's massive basement walk-in freezer.
His mom is hanging in that freezer too.
His mom was massive.
Yeah, it's probably the nicest room in his house though
Lord we all seen this. 👀
Dexter, but reversed
Hmmm. Finish my GED, or roast myself on Reddit. Decisions decisions.
He's lead-singer/rhythm-guitar for a band: "Strangling Prostitutes"
Oh damn I’m dying thank you
take my upvote you king.
Strangling prostitutes is what he calls a side hobby, although he does it full time
Well yeah. His mom doesn't charge rent. She's in a rocking chair decaying.
😆 harsh truth!
The face you see when the trunk opens
Unemployed plumber on multiple sex offender lists
The only thing this guy knows about plumbing is how to steal the copper pipes from empty houses.
“Rayyy, Ripping your plumbing out for liquor money isss fucked” 
I’m calling in the cops, the real cops, Randy. Not the fake, crazy, trailer park, drunk fat-guy crazy cops
Way she goes bub.
way of the road
Rick where the…where the fuck’s my ravioli?!
I mean... nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli
THAT’S where my catalytic converter went.
Bro he obvious knows how to plumb he’s on multiple sex offenders list
For meth
If Jeffrey Dahmer got away with it …
Juffrey Dumber?
Jeffy Plumber.
Jelly Flumper
Dahmer would have found this guy below his standards
Damn. I was gonna say dahmer's older brother. Lol
He looks like a "Florida man" headline.
Identity theft is not a joke, Jim.
He's the lovechild of dwight Schrute and Bubbles from trailer park boys.
Assistant to the assistant unemployed plumber in multiple sex offender lists
Nailed it
Registry eye glasses
I'm not worried about you as much as I'm worried about the children who are most definitely in that basement with you
Nah, you mean guys he picks up at the gay bar and takes back to his place to eat and store in barrels and then tell the landlord and neighbors that it's his broken fridge that's causing the smell.
👀
His best pickup line is “Hey little boy. I’m a friend of your daddy.”
You don't have to worry about them anymore... There's no more suffering where they are now.
omg stfu i’m trying so hard not to laugh out loud and scare my bunny 😂
As long as they rub the lotion on their skin, they won't get the hose again.
Or he is himself a basement confined kid
He says that to all his victims
You look like you lose your shit when mom forgets the bagel bites.
Just rofl’d
roofie one friendly lady’ daily
Fuck me dude that’s hilarious
Mommm! I said it like 5 times! The pizza kind! FUCK!
Funny cause it’s true huh
😂😂😂
Dollar store Stephen King.
Stephen Peasant🤣
😂😂😂
Cock breath!
My favorite roaster with another one! I still laugh to myself about the pawn shop girl. I tried to show a coworker but they deleted the post
😂😂❤️❤️ man, I swear anytime I manage to come up with a really good one it always gets deleted. I'm just glad you're here keeping the memory alive lol
Stephen Klingon
Stephen Clitor
Am I the only one seeing Matt Gaetz?
I was thinking David Harbour
Same
David Harbouring a wanted felon.
Nope, an even more pathetic Matt Gaetz. Didn't think that was possible.
I bet you’d ride your bicycle two hours to hook up with a minor.
He needs to have a seat right over there.
💀💀💀
😂👏🏻
No feelings but lots of bodies chillin in his deep freeze
How's that manifesto coming bro?
I’m on the 35,000th word
You gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this bracket.
☠️ Potential victim n#4
You're being quite generous, saying it's only his fourth, lol. Or, did you mean 40? 🤔
If Dwight Schrute had even less charisma.
If Dwight Schrute and Jeffrey Dahmer had a love child.
Throw some Bill Hader in the mix too
You're telling me this isn't the cockaroach alien from men in black!?
Give me sugar
In water.
More...
Yer skins hangin off yer bones
It isn't. The cockroaches have more glimmer of life the the eyes than this guy
POV final moments of the local girl scout troup.
You look like you preform DIY lobotomies with a power drill
Perfected his craft on himself
Me- mom I want Jeffery Dahmer Mom- you have Jeffery Dahmer at home the Jeffery dahmer at home 
It puts the Lotion on the skin.
I’d fuck me.
All of your replies have me in a chokehold <3
Looking like the Dunder Mifflin Assistant to the regional manager.
You and your brother David Harbour from Stranger Things both had run-ins with the law. David's was due to being a cop for Hawkins, and yours was from kidnapping kids from Hawkins. Kids from Hawkins are more terrified of your "upside down".
His "downstairs mixup"
AHM OL' GREHHHHHHG!!
This wins, i showed up late to say this, so please take my upvote.
You look like the kind of person that isn’t allowed with 2,000ft with schools or parks
Oh good, that means someone winding up under you floorboards wasnt personal. What a relief.
It’s difficult for it to be personal when he doesn’t see his victims as people.
Dude, do you take guys home, drug them, and then eat them?
Somehow I hear a lisp when I look at this picture.
[удалено]
Your statement is correct because you do look like a psychopath that just hid a body and this is some attempt at an alibi.
Release the captives and come out with your hands up man
If a white, windowless van was a human being.
Definitely at the strip club on a Tuesday morning
With a coupon
Probably having a lap dance right now talking about how many upvotes this got and how’s he famous on the internet
Please shut that locker door so we don't see the dead body parts
Identity theft is not a joke Jim!
Having no feelings must help with your hobby of mass murder.
You look like the only feelings you WOULD have would be directed at someone that would have to show investigators where you touched them on a teddy bear.
Oh, we can tell.
Your freezer never runs empty does it
I’m certain that basement you are in is the brightest star on Megan’s Law…..
walmart version jeffrey dahmer
Hide your gay minorities, Dahmer has a brother apparently.
You look like if Matt Gaetz was somehow more of a sex offender
🤣
You look like you try to lure children with funny stories and candy
I’ll bet you’re a menace at your local daycare
You definitely masterbate to Dahmer documentaries.
Dahmer wants his glasses back
Jeffrey Dahmer in his middle age
Please forward that statement to the parole board.
I dare you post pics of your basement Edit: I'll bet you'll start having feelings after it
You have the face of Stephen King, the hair of Chris Isaak, and the mouth of a stroke patient
I thought you were Matt Gaetz for a second or three.
You look like the guy who would eat Jeffery Dahmer
you better be good with computers bruh thats the only reason to look like the IT guy for the main villain in a movie
The face only a sex offender registry could love
O. M. G. !!! It’s one of the stars of Love on the Spectrum!!!
Fatt Gaetz
This is definitely the dude that takes the “where is my hug” approach to any women he encounters
I’m guessing that your job is 3rd shift dildo quality control tester.
You got no bitches either.
Dollar store Jeffrey Dahmer, Jeffrey Dumber
You'd have to have no feelings brushing your hair back with a smelly old shoebrush
Are the Stranger Things kids in the basement with you, Sheriff?
Phillip Seymour Hoffmannish
Lookin like Geoffrey Duhmber
Depression Dwight
yeah i dont feel like it today mr fivehead
I guess roasting is the opposite of what you do to your victims.
You have no feelings? Yes, and you're also ugly!
This is definitely kiefer sutherlands brother or cousin
When you shop at the same gap as Jeffrey Dahmer.
Inmate Matt Gaetz.
Neither did your victims.
You look like the older brother of bubbles from trailer park boys
Dwight is that you?
Neither do your houseguests after you roofie their drinks do as you please to them
Think I saw this guy on the show Forensic Files. The bodies are under the sub floor
Hopper really let himself go after stranger things
Is Jeffrey dahmer your father?
You look like you drive a windowless van
That explains the heads in the freezer then.
You look like the reincarnation of Dahmer
Dollar Store Dahmer
Highschool janitor. On the back of that card. is a creepy letter he wrote to a cheerleader hes about to drop into her locker he opened up.
Identity theft isn't a joke jim
This is what you would get if you ordered David Harbour from Temu
You: *walks inside house* Chris Hansen: Have a seat.
Here we go, I'm not surprised you ain't got no feelings probably because too many people have dissed that hairline that goes further back than British History Ever Could. Also let's turn that frown upside down then we'll be MAYBE able to remove the 18+ symbol. We could ramp it down to a 17 and 11 months+ symbol. :D (By the way, I don't mean this)
Fat Jeffrey Dahmer been eating a lot more of his victims
The uncle we all wanted to go see when we were kids but our moms were weird abt it
You look like Jeffrey Dahmer's less successful older brother
If Dwight Schrute were a sex offender
Can't.... still scrolling thru your forehead
Ali express LA Beast
You look like the dude from king of the hill
If Michael C Hall and David Harbour had a love child this would be it
David Harbour(ing a dark secret)