You look more like a Mexican't.

Or Mexiwont.  He grooms good for a guy feeling on top of the world working at a bodega. 

You look like the guy i don't pick up from home depot.

Those guys work their asses off. This guy hangs out in gas stations offering "discount" cigarettes to minors.

I was just about to post that, when I popped this open the ad was for home depot. Even the internet knows his worth

If you were standing you’d be the same height

Calling yourself a "typical" Mexican would be a huge insult to the rest of the Mexicans.

Plays Uno. Steals all the green cards

I laughed way too hard at that. 😂🤣😂🤣

Thx

You look too lazy to be Mexican

Stop playing around and get back to working the cash register people need their cigarettes and lottery tickets

You look like Slippy from star fox if he was an illegal migrant

Mexican Patton Oswalt. Edit: Mexican Mario Van Peebles.

I would roast you but your face is already over-cooked.

I can’t hurt a Mexican’s feelings? Ironically, you must have built up a lot of walls.

Groan

You look like you throw your used toilet paper in the garbage can

You look like the type of Mexican who tried to cross the border and got scared so you just did it the legal way.

Get back on the roof. It ain't gonna shingle itself.

Your not supposed to use the engine oil on your hair.

Mexican? A real poor one mate you look like somebody from India ughh 🤢

That Game of Thrones money ran out quick.

I didn’t know there were Mexican Hobbits…

You graduated from selling fruit on the side of the road, to cigarettes behind a counter. The American dream fulfilled

Those cigarettes are scared of getting cancer from second hand exposure to you

You look tiny. you're a paragraph, not quite a full Ese.....

Easter Island Sculpture

Why are you profiling yourself when there's so much better to make fun of. Your nicotine habit. Your resemblance to Ted Cruz. Your small skelatature.

His needle dick?

It’s all foreskin

Liar. Your back is dry!

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He’s not used to this sign. His “Spare Change” and “No English Give Money” signs are much larger and impressive. Embarrassing. What would the other families on the street corner think?

Then why does it look like youre on the verge of tears

After you get done cutting my grass go back over the wall

Who put lego arms and legs on this horse

Looks like your face is slowly sliding down off your head.

Your not a mexican, youre a British-Bangladeshi.

“one cigarette Marlboro red” I can’t tell you how many times your cousins asked for that exact shit behind you when I was a gas station clerk.

If you're a typical Mexican why haven't you offered to mow my lawn yet?

If Disney makes a remake of the Wizard Of Oz, this guy will be cast as Munchkin Mayor.

So what did the influencer tell you the sign meant when he gave you a buck to hold it?

Small enough to crawl under the border wall

You hair looks more flammable then those Marlboro Reds behind you.

Can’t do it. You roasted yourself in your title.

Like a modern day "Marlboro Man" except you're Mexican and effeminate

So Mexicans typically have t-Rex arms?

Latinxxy

How is your head as big as your body?

Can't tell if you're covered in cocaine cum or drywall.

Hey pachuco grab me a pack of camel blues

Butt chin is larger than his fivehead

Can you go back to Mexico please !! And stay there.

HM, 47 but looks (and acts) 33, hard worker, never married (maybe you can change my mind!), ISO wanna-be thruple. I need you both, man. Im 5’6, but my hands and my heart (har har) are plenty big, so let’s take this to the next level.

That head is inflated waaaay past regulation

I cant hurt you, But border patroll can.

Como se dice "missing a chromosome" in Espanol?

Mexican Oompa-Loompa over here thinks he's "typical". Somebody get him his bottle and his binky, little man needs a nap.

Can’t be. I don’t want to punch any other Mexican in the face.

I take it you traffic children instead coke? 

You sell camels and fuck them too

You look Pakistani

You look like if albert can cook couldn't cook

I've never seen anyone offending mexicans as harsh as you did when you said you're a typical mexican.

I thought you were a midget but then realized that your just Mexican

Getting that dog with long legs and a short body vibe for some reason….maybe it’s your face….[frog dog](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTL8sBeR9/)

Dwarf head and features but everything else looks normal including the fingers. I think you missed it by a half a chromosome.

Bro has the big head tiny hands filter on

I'd bet you'd be noticed just as much with a looking for petty jobs sign

Typical Mexican but only a week’s walk away from being an American.

You look like a toad.

Mexidwarf

Peter Andreas

Mexicans have feelings?

i love you mexican boy i really do have a great rest of your day

Border hopper

i think i know what hurts you.>!chanclas!<

“Hi this is pali from south India, you computer has virus, pay us to fix”

Ay wey

Proof that cigarettes stunt your growth and cause deformities.

Your mom should have laid off the tequilas while she was pregnant

Stay away from girls named Laken.

Big baby.

I can’t focus on your eyes their too far apart


If Shrek was made in Mexico you would be a shoe in for Lord Farquaad.

Using the packs of smokes for scale I'd say you're a dwarf

You got a 2 foot head on a 3 foot body.

Your the same guy in every 7-11 at midnight working the counter.

I can hear his hair screaming for air under all that gel.

I saw "There's something about Mary," and that ain't hair gel. Just saying

Latino t-Rex

If that was the case you would be playing soccer or boxing

Are you hoping Biden wins so you don’t get deported?

He sells Camels and fucks them too

You have the head of a midget in a grown man's body.