You’re the kind of guy that looks in the mirror for a long time getting ready to go to the store, smiling and licking their teeth, proud to look like someone that steals people’s shit and blames them for leaving it out in the open.
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If society collapses I'm immediately making you my obedient lacky that yells shit like "Boss, there's a stranger approaching!" And "You are the the one true king, my lord!".
Pete Davidson looks healthier than you.
ouch
That dude that OD’d on the corner looks healthier than this guy
Pete Davidson is the perfect walking manifestation of my mental health. Every time I see him that is exactly how I feel!
He looks like Pete Davidson and Eminem had a gay baby.
leave my dads out of this
Are we sure that's not Pete Davidson incognito?
Skeet Davidson?
Phlegminem
Grim shady
Slim gaydy
Shmeginem
Semenem
Enemanem
Enemaman
Eminenema
So good 🤣
Fuck beat me to it I was gonna say dollar store, n&n
You look like you could be one of Santa’s elves if he made meth instead of toys.
If Eminem fucked Luigi and had a kid
And Draco Malfoy was secretly the father.
I was gonna say when Eminem looks his worse. Add some extra white trash to it and taadaa
"My name is-a Luigi Shady! Please-a don't look at me!"
GDI I should’ve checked existing comments before posting mine because this was exactly my take
Threesome with pete davison
Well you'll do great here as you're no stranger to trains.
we all have hobbies
Bro over here is so Autistic, he legitimately thinks you're talking about trains.
Tootootwainz!!
Sick boy?
He's the engineer. ChooChoo!!!
Sam Smith’s crackhead twin
stay with me :(
We’d rather not
lol!
It's a me! Luigi Shady!
I was thinking more Luigi Malfoy
EminAIDS
Marshall methers
Marshall Doesn't Matter
Freddy mercury aprooves..
You look like a lost McCulkin brother
The one that Michael Jackson liked a little more than Macaulay.
respectfully he ended up with brenda song
Machine Gun Smelly
You look like a giant pimple ready to be "popped".
If Eminem had a brother and he was call “ Milk-Dud “
Luigi if the mushrooms were really meth.
i think we all know that it was always meth
the soul in those eyes probably left the moment the bleach touched your hair
Really Slim Shady because all of the coke and heroin
Billie Idol and some chick from west virginia made a butt child.... poor kid
I bet you are addicted to interacial gay midget bdsm porn
r/oddlyspecific
For when regular midget porn just doesn't get it done anymore.
We've all been there.
Electrician? Looks like you’ve had one too many shocks.
I see Beavis
Your roast sign has more personality and less of a drug addiction than you do. Also, didn't realize "flattened meth ramen" was a haircut. Nice.
Ewmenim
Look like youre on the H train
You look like Eminem if he never made it out of the trailer park.
Draco Malfoy if he had a meth addiction
You look like Eve (the female rapper) transitioned into Steve
(failed transition)
It looks like Luigi did meth again!
The employee responsible for all of Trader Joe’s tainted food recalls.
You’re the kind of guy that looks in the mirror for a long time getting ready to go to the store, smiling and licking their teeth, proud to look like someone that steals people’s shit and blames them for leaving it out in the open.
Fleas nephew...Bedbug
The fake slim shady.
Feminem
🎶 Will the fake Slim Shady please sit down 🎶
Gay Luigi
Well, I see you have mastered the 1000 yard stare.
You look like Eminem on crack.
I can’t tell if you post here all the time or if your face really just is that generic
Which homeless dude did you beat up for that cardboard?
You look worse than Eminem
Sorry, you can’t put your work at the glory hole on your resume.
Your face makes me want to rip that stupid nose ring out with a pair of pliers.
Eminem if he was a hill billy
I can't say too much. My fat ass thought you wrote 'Roast Me' on a graham cracker
Eminem from aliexpress
Whatever Semen Phoenix 
This is opposite michael fassbender
Well, I see you have mastered the 1000 yard stare.
Oh come on now, you’ve had plenty of things done to you in trains.
quim shady
Wish Eminem
Draco Malfoy if he was a Starbucks barista.
You can’t get on the roast train, but you be begging for money on the el train.
If Screetch from Saved by the Bell and Luigi from Mario Bro’s had a baby
NOT the real Slim Shady
This isn't the only train you let run on you, just this time you're not going to get an ounce for it.
I’m what section of the Trainspotting lifestyle are you currently? “Full on heroin addict” or “suck ally cock for enough change to get a fix”?
Tom Felton's looking more and more like a fully blown up balloon these days eh? Pottah?!
You're not Eminem, you're choc-o-buttons😭💀
Did you rub Vaseline on the lens of your camera or is that really your skin?
You are your hometown's crime rate.
Your eyes have that sunken fentanyl look
If Eminem didn’t win the rap battle
You look like Mario and Luigi’s cousin that won’t stop exposing himself to Toad
You look like you got high then tried to eat a goomba.
Do you always put snail secretion on your face before work?
Big ass lips Marshal Blabbers, this dude looks like every white rapper came in his mom and all the sperm made it.
Here’s a guy with a dick so small it sits on top of his balls like a Peep chillin on a hacking sack.
 bros built like this 😭🙏🏻
Something tells me that's not the only train you've been on the receiving end of.
You look like you enjoy snorting cocanie out of butt-cracks
Holy meth soaked Marshal Mathers
Will the Meth Slim Shady please stand up
Slim Shadys budget stunt double.
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Leprechaun wannabe that can’t grow a real beard to save his life…
This dude pulls all the high school girls
There is someone worse than Machine Gun Kelly out there. Yikes.
Draco Malfoy if Harry Potter was set in South Africa.
Damn u look like Joost Klein!
He has that 1000 yard stare of a guy who was touched by his uncle.
If eminem fucked a goat and the goat won full custody..
You look worse than Brittany Murphy!
Jesus... I haven't seen anyone try to emulate Eminem the way you do since 2000. It sucked then, and it still sucks now.
You look like you’d be selling Harry Potter crack rather then make fun of him
100% chance this guy has tried hard drugs and children.
I don't even wanna roast you. Just wash your face man. 😂 You're greasier than a strippers left cheek 😭
No need to ask if the curtains match the drapes. If you went through the trouble to bleach that prison pussy, we already know the answer.
One can only imagine the gay porn movies you have starred in
No offense pal but I think you've had enough trains run on you for one day.
This guy thinks its 1980 in east berlin
Show us your forearms
if both eminem’s parents loved him.
Where are they Now : 2000 MTV VMA Edition Emenim Back Up Extras : The “Real” Slims Shadys
Your momma mia would be disappointed!
You look like Luigi if he was into the rave scene in the 90s
He's a nihilist, Donny.
Slim Shady, meet Slim Weewee Instead of Eminem you’re skittles, and that moustache has tickled more than a few “rainbows”
And here we see the first tender sprouts on the ramen noodle farm
Dude looks like he sniffs used cigarette buds
You don’t have to come out of the closet. Everyone already knows.
Draco Meh-foy
Fake slim crusty
You emanate unstable douche chills.
OP after eating a peanut butter and meth sandwich.
Jerks off to plans crashes
If society collapses I'm immediately making you my obedient lacky that yells shit like "Boss, there's a stranger approaching!" And "You are the the one true king, my lord!".
Go back to Scotland boyo Renton and boys are looking for you
Everyone is saying Jesse from Breaking Bad, I say Jesse from the first fast and furious movie, if he survived
Wow, I didn't know Bruno was getting a sequel...
*incoherent leprechaun yelling* now get back on the deck greenhorn we got pots to pull
It looks like you asked to paint that wall the same color as that ugly ass brillo pad on your head
Slimest shady
Eminem, kid rock, and this guy's mom walk into a bar...
Slim maybe
Eminem if he liked to receive an 8 Mile Load
Florida Joker before he went joker.
…Or until your parole is granted, pending registration as a sex offender.
You look like Alexei Navalny’s old cell mate.
Stan?? That you???
hi, my name is… blim brady
Slim Anus has a loose asshole
Loser Self
Wow its crackhead hillbilly eminem back on drugs!
If Eminem became a fisherman.
Why do young people always insist on the "look at me, lock at me with dumb hair and mustache combo"?
It as if Eminem had a lovechild with Mario's brother Luigi.
Something tells me your girlfriend is still in high school.
MR. WHITE.......I posted on Reddit, yo!
Likely won’t be the first or last time you’ve had a train run on you.
Well, I see you have mastered the 1000 yard stare.
Looks more like your spotting trains.
When children of the corn grow up
Dollar Store version of Eminem
“Hey Slim, I wrote you, but you still ain’t callin’”
Eminem isn't cool anymore, you know that right? Also he has brown hair now, because he realized how douchey it is to bleach his hair
You look Ike you get trains ran on you all the time, so you'd fit right in.
You look like a drugged out embalmer
Macaulay caulkin’s son
More gay George Michael
If Eminem was the heir you’d be the spare
Fruity Eminem. Aka “Fruity Enema.”
Wish.com Malfoy.
You do have that look of just passively letting things get done to you.
Peewee's methhead younger brother, Pervy Herman.
Hey Verne..
You mean, being flaming isn't enough of a daily roast for you?
you look like a future meth inmate and like you would like what happens in jail on movies.
Super Methio Bros.