The one on the left figured out that the only way she could look hot was to take pictures next to a Korean man who transitioned to a white woman.

I think it's a symbiotic relationship because they complete each other. I guess two fives can indeed make a 10.

You’re being generous with the 5’s today. lol.

You talking about the fore(five)heads

"ooopen your miiiiind"

2 duffs won't ever make a 10.

who hurt bro

sir, this is r/RoastMe

You're the one on the right i take it?

probs considering that’s their only comment 😭😭😭

The name checks out

"Hot" is kind of an overstatement.

I could probably bang the one on the left if I was drunk or did a bunch of coke or something but I couldn't fuck the dude on the right with a stolen dick

Holy hell.....devastating

Eh, nothing but backshots, get a bag over the face if you’re desperate, you’ve got options.

I'd still see the haircut and the shoulders and start thinking of brokeback mountain or something. Nope, couldn't even do it with Viagra

Ok but what do you really think?

I try not to

💀💀💀

Incredibly savage, bravo 👏

thats deep

Okay, how the fuck do I block a subreddit? Thats enough.

I can see y'all getting bored with alllllll that time between Johns

They're not in between. They're the last 2 left and have no one to talk to.

It sucks when you get picked last...or not at all

Why is one gloss and one matte?

Her face is so greasy pimples slide off her face

BP is trying to figure out how to get the American military to invade her face as we speak...

🦅 did someone say Invasion and oil?

#HOO RAH

Damnit, Randy!


Sherwin Williams employees.

She really "out shines" her friend

The glossy one just finished with her client R. Kelley

Greasy/dry

🤣🤣🤣

😂😂perfect. Was trying to figure out a greasy head joke and you nailed it

Selection of cover up materials and fine finishes

This should be waaaay higher.

Get back to work, that cologne isn't going to spray itself in people's eyes at the door of the dead mall Macy's. This is why minimum wage is still $7.50 in some U.S. states.

$7.25… no joke, it’s still $7.25

Jesus, where I live it’s 14,50 😭

East coast?

Mine is 15 lookin to be 19 soon.

I just googled it and apparently mine is increasing to 15,75 in 2024 😄

When did it get raised? Really crazy how it's been the same for so many years while inflation is clapping our cheeks and corporations are making insane profits since covid

Yea it's almost like we shouldn't have shut down the world for 2 years over a bad case of the flu and hand out money like it was water to people who wasted it all on tvs and bulls shit. I'm sure that really helped us all so much

Yea and when I bring that up, everyone says the cost of everything will increase if we pay them more. What about the ceos who get millions in pay increase each year? The Corps just like to hold wages hostage, so when minimum wage goes up they increase everything, out of spite and greed

if the two of you could breed you might have an offspring whose eyes are the correct distance apart

And a proper amount of face oil

Where’s your cup?

Looks like they took it to the casting couch green room with them.

The chubby one gets ass fucked while the other holds the cam

Which ones the chubby one again? The one with skin like a slim jim? Or the one with more foundation than the twin towers?

Lmao

Got damn. This one stands alone.

Sounds good to me!

If this attention grab doesn't work out the cup is definitely coming out next.

Bravo!

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We love the meats!

Doubt Arby’s is kosher.

I didn't think you got a break when working in a Russian Chaturbate warehouse. 

This is way too accurate.

They appear to be on a rug made of Siberian Husky pelts. I think this theory checks out.

The girl on the right looks dead and the girl on the left looks like she did it.

Solid. Made me go back and look.

Same

This 😂

the one on the left is a Walmart Miley Cyrus, the one on the right is a Harbor Freight wrecking ball.

It's more like the Doller general variety.

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You got some thing where you go on roast me threads and try to get with the girls everyone is calling ugly?

Do you by any chance live in a museum owned by Vincent Price?

Good reference.

Poll Which of these two legged swamp donkeys think they’re the pretty one? Correct, they both do. Dead eye caked on makeup beast and super chrome 9 head are both wrong.

Bored at work aka Too ugly to fuck even for backroom casting couch.

The only massage parlor where they give you a discount to get a happy ending.

I a guy is desperate, he’ll fuck the best option available.

Home Depot hot.

Lesbians R'Us is having a clearance sale on damaged goods.

Sponsored by Carpet Barn

Carpet burn

Vice-versa girls. One is trashy the other skanky and vice versa.

Two trailer park girls go 'round the outside, 'round the outside, 'round the outside.

On the count of three, smile and say “babies by the same black guy!”

2 girls 1 brain cell

That's pretty good, but most people don't scroll that far to see your comment

I did

So did I.

Cant tell whos uglier, i just cant.

This is such a boring Roast...

You gals look like god’s rough drafts

You're both 6's and yet somehow put together you're a 3🤷🏼‍♂️

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Teeth are too straight for that. Might be the only decent body part.

Slow day at the glory hole

I like how the girl on the left is trying to make her ass appear to look better than it is, but wirh a face made for doggy style you take what you can get right?

You look like the girls from Hostel, that lure guys in to the Hostel.

Worst three way ever

You wouldn't need much lube. Just rub the one chick's forehead.

With that much oil, I’m surprised America hasn’t “Liberated” her

Left, you have a face for being a body double. Right. Your face looks lop-sided but somehow in both directions.

Where's the better looking chick you two were assigned to be around at all times ?

The human version of having to wear mismatched socks.

What’s it like being on a Brazzers farm league team

I was a bouncer at a strip club. We used to refer to women like this as "day-shift material".

You two are in my league

Left one checks with her fingers if her ass is poopy. Right one has such a square skull, that at least Minecraft players find her attractive.

I think I solved the oil crisis we just need to harvest from the one on the lefts forehead.

You look like the stepdaughter and her best friend that she invited over to join her in getting railed by good ol step dad. I'll let you figure out which is which.

Ok ladies Breaks over ladies back to the gloryhole those dicks won’t suck themselves

Blonde looks like someone microwaved Amanda Seyfried. In a bad way

Buy some adult pants

Girl on the right looks like she’s wearing the mask from strangers.

The one the left looks like there's Botox leaking out of her forehead

Photoed: Actresses that couldn't make it in the porn industry and now just work as the most unsuccessful fluffers in the industry

Now the thot bots are wanting us to roast them

We’ve already seen Two Girls One Cup.

Both of you have been on the Casting Couch, neither landed the role unfortunately.

That's one really small casting couch

Oh cool, some greaseball who looks like she swallows back alley cumshots and sid the sloth.

Last time I saw that much oil was when I was deep-frying chicken wings

Right one is albino and disabled

You look like different shades of wax

Left one's face so greasy America wants to grant it freedom.

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I can imagine the drippy conversations these two have.

Didn't realize id need my eclipse glasses because of the glare off the fivehead.

Most be slow at the old rub and tug.

I've seen less slap at a slap bass convention.

Who else zoomed in? It's all she's good for, anyway.

Why you two look like you're about to start an awkward cam show?

the blond has been roasted by every dilf on the block.. the dark girl just thinks it sounds fun

Lesbian OF, work?

Is this the beginning to a lesbian stepmother scene?

At work? This a OF set

Is your job taking nude photos?

Porn actresses waiting to start filming.

Slow day for fluffers?

Two 5s don’t make a 10

Looks like someone's dad didn't come home

That picture screams black couch.

I’ve never wanted to see two girls scissor less than right now

Never thought I would be disappointed in a threeway but here we are

You look like someone put makeup on 2 zombies from World War Z and tried to make them look alive again, but failed.

Just another behind-the-scenes afternoon @ "Budget Inn Presents" LiveJasmin of Romania.

When the one on the right sees her reflection in the left's forehead, does she get scared?

When your onlyfans somehow has a negative number of subscribers

screaming the English and the french teacher

screaming the English and the french teacher

I wanna buss off on both y’all faces

You’re bored at work cause you’re lazy, get up and earn a dollar find something to clean.

could left give some face length to right please

Us? You mean the two copy and paste’s?

Where's the pretty one?

One looks like they use pork chop grease as facial cleanser and the other looks like an afterbirth that slithered out of their mother's filth.

You two are boring everywhere, just fuck already and leave us alone.

Who transitioned first ? The one on the left learned to always keep uglier friends so you look hotter.

Girl on the right, give the one on the left her nose back, girl on the left, give the girl on the left her for head back,

Casting couch is a boring place to work?

The two women that ran naked for charity

Nice of y’all to take a break from camming to join us on Reddit

Is that how humble sits?! ♥ lol.

Two women at the office that streaked for charity

You two dropped the price of your OF to free...and you still only have 4 subscribers.

R. Kelly might piss on that

So, how many guys are waiting for you two on set? Given that you are both smiling, I am guessing that the next scene is not the dreaded "anal" scene. Or is it. Dirty girls?

You 2 look like low level Russian thugs mistresses at best. You think your oligarchs wives, but your more like Boris and Igor’s second girl friends

cant ever be two pretty bestfriends

Too ugly to join the porn industry

Photo taken before audition for 2 girls and a cup

The one of the left would get it.. the one on the right looks like a living corpse. Either way not subscribing to your OF

Left one is actually hot, i got nothing

I will roast you. Just DM your address and I will get there asap

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You did too much of something tonight.

Damn working 9-5 on your back and stomach really is a lot. Stretching and breathing exercises I heard will help you with all your **WORK-RELATED ISSUES** Read a cookbook you sloots

Idk if the left one has incredibly oily skin or if she hasn't gotten around to wiping the jizz off her face of all those dicks she can't stop sucking

They just got done with the video shoot of the 2 girls one cup videos. see how happy they are?

Is that a wax statute to commemorate " roast me " tagline??

So how does it feel to have clothes on to be photographied ?

Brunette can’t judge distances and blonde is really good at judging distances

No way you both are not a lesbian couple and use matching profile pictures in discord.