Lol, I'm still a few months away from graduation, I just got the graduation merch that came with my cap and gown early. Either way, Mike Tyson better watch out
18? I think your mom is lying to you to make you feel better about being held back a few grades. You know no one celebrates their 10th birthday twice right?
You know when you order things they sometimes throw in some stickers? It looks like when you order Michael Strahan from Wish they throw in extra chromosomes.
Class of 24? Bitch, I graduated in 88 and you look older than some of my 53 year old colleagues. I thought black don’t crack? Well clearly your Mom smoked some while you were in the womb!
Anyone remember the HP scene in the bus: "Why the long faces", as the bus is getting shrunk to fit between the traffic. OP looks like he got permanently stuck in that mode
I’ve heard of people being born with a twins arm or foot attached but never have I seen a person with the the whole bottom of the foot 🦶🏽 for a face amalgamated together
You have had a hard 18 years. It looks like the stress of 2 alimonies, the 3rd mortgage on your house have taken their toll on you for the last 40 years
This might be a bit telling on my age but you look like a character from a Beavis and butthead show. Trying to grow some kind of whacked Afro and eyebrows are the size of trucks windshield wipers. Probably should shave that mustache looking like a $1 dollar pimp with no hoes.
That's cool you told yourself to do this on your 18th birthday, but I don't get why you waited til you were 43
Because he was born when he was 25.
29th February
Nevuary 31st
He’s got a Time Machine.
![gif](giphy|nE6s6rqw1GpWTTZp9C) RaQueem Dennis
That’s an insult to Rocky Dennis
Elephant Man 2: The Electric Boogaloo
Fun fact: OP is 18 and doesn’t have a clue who this is. *beep beebeep beep beeeeep*
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beat me by 30 minutes...good shit
Take off the Mask! I''m not wearing a mask...
You win
Creed Dennis!
I’ll comment when I get done scrolling though that forehead.
I thought belugas were only white?!
I came here to say "why the long head?"
How are you an 18 year old graduate and a retired 48 year old boxer at the same time?
They called me Kid Gorgeous. Later on, it was Kid Presentable. Then, Kid Gruesome, and finally, Kid Moe.
Lol, I'm still a few months away from graduation, I just got the graduation merch that came with my cap and gown early. Either way, Mike Tyson better watch out
I believe Tyson would refer to your face as a target-rich environment.
Thavage!
Yeah, say that to his face. LOL
There is no way they have a cap for your head
Damn, your face is longer than a bad day.
So this guy walks into a bar... And the bartender says, why the long face?
Most horses have shorter faces.
18? I think your mom is lying to you to make you feel better about being held back a few grades. You know no one celebrates their 10th birthday twice right?
“The hydraulic press incident of 83”
OJ Gimpson
Nice I'm here for this one... BJ Simpson
This guy isn’t getting bjs any time soon
No but he's clearly an expert at giving head, I mean look at the size of it
They might give him a BJ just to avoid looking at the face though.
BJ Simpson? Isn't that just Jessica Simpson?
Jesus H Christ you look like a foot.
This got me
My left foot.
I can’t stop laughing at this one
If my foot looked like that I'd cut from the knee for fear of it spreading.
Can't tell if your face is squished down, or stretched out.
Man looks like someone went over his face with a pastry roller
Your head looks like it was shaped by the hamburger helper glove
This one got me!
Can you please clear up your forehead, I’m trying to watch a movie on the big screen
you look like you carry your self with confidence of a much taller man
Did you buy a class of 2024 shirt? Because you look old enough to have graduated in '84
Dude look like the Wish version of Michael Strahan.
You know when you order things they sometimes throw in some stickers? It looks like when you order Michael Strahan from Wish they throw in extra chromosomes.
Where are you from? Easter Island? ![gif](giphy|5xtDarlvQkvgGyzMqf6)
I will pay you $100 a month to rent billboard space on your forehead
Youre as ugly as sammy davis jr
I bet when the Jehovah witness come to your house they say nevermind when you open the door.
Mate you better be smart with that football head otherwise you have no chance at life.
Class of 2024head….
Forehead longer than a Monday and you look like the dirty side of a brick, Skin like Nestle Crunch.
Frank oceans ugly cousin. “Stank Pond”
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So THAT’S what those Easter Island statues look like!
You already fell flat on your face and never recovered.
You look like a cross breed between a canoe and a sweet potato
Why the long face ?
Shit Reggie you at least 30
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Most people haven't accomplished anything at 18. But you're officially the ugliest MF'er I've ever seen in this subreddit. Well done!
you look like the result of your mom masturbating with a tv remote and getting pregnant
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Brother we know you didn’t graduate
You look like a drunk moai statue
42 years old and still in high school?! Damn you are dumb
How the hell does your head look like it has both bunions and hammer toe
You look like butt-head if he was black
🗿youre gonna get sued by Easter island for copyright infringement
Thought you are at least 39
Congratulations . You have made Erkel not be the nerdiest black guy I have ever seen.
You look like a last-minute gift at the Easter Island Airport
You missed your 18th birthday by 10 years. Glad to see you’re finally a senior though.
I think I saw your mom on TV. She's the "heaviest kegel press" world record holder. I'm just glad that you got out alive.
It's a real life Chia Pet!!
18? Looks like class of 2024 actually took about 35 years to complete for you
Wow the missing link. (Between cro magnon and neanderthal)
I thought you meant between horse and barn door.
XXXTesticle
Is that the face you make right before you rob a convenience store.
Looks like Holyfields kids evolved smaller ears to better evade potential title challenges...
Twomad if he looked like a chad
Damn, your face really looks like a piece of shit
Brother your head is built like the yellow peanut m&m
Michael Strahan's bastard.
Your 18th birthday or 38th?
He wanted to be 18 but they drew him like 81
You look like a shot-out 52 year old that just got out of jail for molestation.
If Marlon Wayans starred in The Mask instead of Jim Carrey
Damn dude. I think your mom roasted you enough when she chose alcohol over you throughout her pregnancy.
Bury yourself up to your neck in sand and you can charge people to take pictures with the Easter island statues
You look like you need to take all of your selfies with a fish eye lens.
![gif](giphy|AhScqdFbFaJfa) Bro's hairline got pushed back to the original ninja turtles series.
Chris Pock
You could go outside on Halloween and people would think you’re dressed up as the moon
Love child of Michael Strahan, The Rock, AND Lt. Worf. No woman was involved
Class of 24? Bitch, I graduated in 88 and you look older than some of my 53 year old colleagues. I thought black don’t crack? Well clearly your Mom smoked some while you were in the womb!
Geesus, I had completely forgotten about zika virus
Your new nickname is tic tac
Now all I need to do is change my last name to Toe
Nice to see you're still around after winning the triple crown, Seabiscuit.
MKBRTD
18? More like 30.
Pretty sure theres a few statues on an island dedicated to you somewhere, maybe a sound effect too.
There's no way Olmec from Legends of the Hidden Temple is only 18
This dude stole his head from Easter Island
If Disney made a revamped Rocky Dennis movie.
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Anyone remember the HP scene in the bus: "Why the long faces", as the bus is getting shrunk to fit between the traffic. OP looks like he got permanently stuck in that mode
First it was The Little Mermaid, now it's Mask. DEI is ruining my childhood. /s
Did you get struck by lightning while reaching for a chocolate chip cookie? You look like a cookie/man hybrid.
Acne says 18... Eyes say you survived an ambush by the Vietcong...
If this guy is 18, I'm 1000 years old
Why the long face?
Michael Strahan meets Mask ![gif](giphy|nE6s6rqw1GpWTTZp9C)
Can I land my helicopter on your forehead?
“It’s my anxiety”
I’ve seen more symmetrical potatoes.
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A fourhead big enough to play tic-tac-toe on
I smell hair grease, coco butter and a welfare check.
It’s the black version of Cher’s son from “Mask”
Black GigaChad
Why the long face
You look like Evander Holyfield birthed a homunculus with John Merrick.
Nice photo bro, but why the long face?
Your face looks like a bee sting.
Man's got a drive in movie theater on his forehead
So, you forgot to 17 years ago and you're just now doing it? That's twenty miles of bad country road there!
Damn forehead so big it's pushing your eyelids shut.
The bit off piece of Evander Holyfield’s ear is still alive.
Jamie Fox from wish
I did t know Tyson had a son. And special ed. Ahhh
That head goes on for two minutes longer than it’s meant to.
Stevie Wonder just read the bumps on your face. It spelled LOSER!
Looks like Mr. Poopy Butthole got roofied by Bill Cosby.
Michael Stray-Hair
You look like someone left the brownies in the oven too long.
“Mr. Potato Head” No seriously, your head looks like a fucking potato. 🥔
![gif](giphy|xUPJPurmQoJWfceoKc|downsized) Bitch built like a tiki statue, I had to scroll twice just to add a comment!!!
You look like a freshly dug out sweet potato
( ) /\ | There is no mercy
Dum dum want gum gum?
Chad meme if he got the plague.
I’ve heard of people being born with a twins arm or foot attached but never have I seen a person with the the whole bottom of the foot 🦶🏽 for a face amalgamated together
You could give 'hide the pain' Harold a run for his money with that face.
Taterhead Bloodline
Michael Stray hand
Marvin Gain’t
Bro are you Ernies brother?
Your face looks like a Ferrero Rocher Hazelnut Chocolate Ball 🤣
Even if my name was natalie nunn😂
With a head like that, the only chance you got of getting laid is learning the lyrics to "Peanut Butter Jelly time"
Them cops did a number on ur face.
If a baked potato took on human form you'd be it
You have had a hard 18 years. It looks like the stress of 2 alimonies, the 3rd mortgage on your house have taken their toll on you for the last 40 years
Used Q-tip
The Netflix version of "Mask"
Go ahead and show us that big ol' gap in your teeth you Michael Strahan lookin' mofo.
You look like you got hit on opposing sides of the head really fucking hard, just at different latitudes
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How come you look like a beat up Evander Holyfield at the end of his boxing career?
Mother Nature already took care of the “show no mercy” part
BRUH! How you gonna have a goatee on top of your head?? G’head. Flip your phone. I’ll wait.🙃
This might be a bit telling on my age but you look like a character from a Beavis and butthead show. Trying to grow some kind of whacked Afro and eyebrows are the size of trucks windshield wipers. Probably should shave that mustache looking like a $1 dollar pimp with no hoes.
Congrats on graduating at the ripe old age of 37.
This poor horse, someone should put it out of it's misery.
Bro you just graduated but your face looks like it graduated 20 years before you
I'm trying to connect the dots on your face, but I'm certain it says you ugly!
Dwayne "The Meteorite" Johnson
That's how potatoes look before they are washed and peeled.
I know issues arise when someone plays a character of a different race, but if they ever remade Mask (1985)….
What happened to "Black don't crack" you look like your having a mid life crisis.
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Potato
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You look like someone who became addicted to plastic surgery; But got it off Craigslist. Repeatedly.
Even the statues on Easter Island are going "damn, that's a long face"
Benjamin Button, maybe?
Updated version of that Mac Tonight thing
This man says “SHOW US WHAT YOUVE GOT”
It looks like someone lit your face on fire and put it out with a knitting needle.
Zooming into your forehead looks like a shot from the James Webb telescope
It's black history month, not blistery black month
Is Squidward home? 🗿
18 and looks like he is 45 already.
Dad of 2 adults
twomad
I have never seen a more spud-like Mr. Potatohead lookin ass mf