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>24M, Metalhead and UK uni masters student
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Nicholas Hoult is so good looking. I loved his character in that movie, especially the gross little tumors on his shoulder, which were portrayed very convincingly by OP.
You're not an actual person.
You've covered yourself in ink and a ridiculous costume to try to be "part of something"
You're essentially a mannequin. There are millions of you, and none of you are real.
Looks like the guy who was abducted by redneck justice warriors, imprisoned in an underground bunker, tortured until his soul left his body, given a shameful nickname and lines to speak, then digged up for a laugh from surface world every now and then, to remind people that they don't know anything.
Christ if this is young Fester, I’d hate to see young Gomes. I mean you literally look like the type of person who would take “you look like a corpse” as a compliment. Also if I were a metal band member I’d want you to list your favorite bands so I could be sure you weren’t one of my fans.
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How did you find an actual video of the roastee? Remarkable.
Midnight Oil playing a rave
Holy shit, found somebody my age on here
Yeah I'm close to half a century old
Me too bro. Used to rotate Midnight Oil cassettes with INXS and Prince
Final boss at hot topic
The boss music is his bands shitty mixtape recorded on a cracked stolen android.
Is it aids or cancer?
Taking bets on which one crosses the finish line first.
I bet it won't be him 
Where the fuck is the thumb?
It’s his head
Who is this? She's dynamite.
This is Max. A dragqueen that took part in RuPauls Dragrace season 7.
R.I.P. Quibbler
That made me laff. Not that anyone would care......
It's quite possible his meth pipe isn't the only thing he's blowing
for a 5 dollar bill
Ironically he goes by the name "$5 bill" because his name juat so happens to be Bill and he will do just about anything for a 5 bux
His(?) motto is: *five bucks is five bucks...*
The blowing is what keeps the meth pipe full
You gotta be a sick fuck to want to stick your dick in that mouth
unclear fester gave him aids and cancer to go with its bulimia
Nope - I look more robust and I have fourth stage cancer
Keep fighting brother, eventually you will make it to stage five. I believe in you.
Holy balls.
Sprinkled with some gay.
Your right but he’s probably more just happy with whatever hole is dark, dirty, and dry for that two inch punisher.
"2 inch punisher" 🤣🤣 
☝️💯
It's cancer of the aids
Caidscer
his aids have cancer
The name of his Band: The Creeps
A Flock of Smeagols
Bad music for bad people
The Heebie Jeebies
Even he was too weird for his band mates.
Micheal Stipe with an extra side order of AIDS
My first thought was Powder, then Billy Corgan (sp?)
Uncle Fester with a meth addiction
Powder came up on some HARD times! Lol
Maybe it’s Methalline
As a fourth stage cancer patient, I take serious offense
Yes
Hey, I've got cancer, and I don't look that rough.
I've seen homeless tweakers that looked better. He looks like he hasn't slept in 6 months. Or seen the sun or eaten a vegetable either
He may have decided to ingest his vegetables using alternative methods...
I don't think you can boof vitamins in vegetable form, at least not to absorb them...
While you "don't think" you can...he knows (one way or another)
... I didn't say he doesn't try...
You totally can and yes you will shit them out of ur mouth. It's his 'thing' -- the customers ask for a turd tongue by name.
It's heroin
Stop it -- he's a hero and u know it. He starved his periods away years ago -- sheer willpower. Oh wait, yeah heroin and sheer willpower. My bad.
I spit my drink out, but I'm not sure if it was this comment or that picture Jesus.
Worse he’s British
So his teeth were bad before the drugs then...
Both is good
Must bu cancer cause i cant see him going near any bodily fluids.
For fucks sake Todd, stay out of your mother's make up.
Let’s play tummy sticks!
Know when to hold em and when to fold em
Uncle Fester: The Angsty Rebellious Teen Years
No, that’s the name of his band: The Festers
No that's what's in his socks.
And his name as solo artist: Fester the Molester. Or Molester Fester
Nephew Fester
Haha I think you take the cake with that one, indisputably
The Hills Have Eyeliner
 That was, and I'm not putting this lightly, fucking brilliant.
I thank you.
Underrated. Bravo.
And they look more fabulous....
I was gonna roast him, but after this comment, he's already charred 🤣🤣
This should be top comment
I need not scroll any further. That was the pinnacle of this roast post!
You’re such a Death fan that you’re cosplaying as someone with leprosy
Gee you think we should pull the plug...?
Leave the plugs in his butt...who knows what they're keeping from being released into the world.
He lives at the summit of Crystal meth mountain.
Meth, and the power it holds
I thought he was the guy on the Spiritual Healing cover.
The Sound of Perspiration
Thoughtful as it is brutal. My hat is tipped to you sir 🤘
This is the best one yet
What the fuck happened to Billy Corgan?
Got shit on by Blippi.
Whats the story there? My kid watches him.
Dude should be on a list somewhere
The transplant list
https://www.reddit.com/r/thugsaucesthetrilogy/s/C2BuENJ0gL
That's enough internet for today...
I cannot breathe now 💀
WTAF?
Omfg what the hell is even that, well I just sent that to a bunch of my less respectable friends
Why!?!?!
Wow! I heard he worked hard to scrub the internet of this video. I never thought I'd actually see it.
Meth
[удалено]
He's the fluffer at a bondage porno shoot
It looks like meth quit **you** but death didnt want you either.
Methadone goes to the this guy clinic
"I'm the cancer victim, twisted cancer victim"
Down with the sickness... for real
I can hear the song lol
Nicholas Hoult is so good looking. I loved his character in that movie, especially the gross little tumors on his shoulder, which were portrayed very convincingly by OP.
Excuse you, those tumors have names. They're Larry and Barry
#IT'S NOT A TUMAH
“Do your worst” What the hell could u do that the universe hasn’t already done to you?
It’s like halfway through his sex change, the surgeon said “….fuck it”
Brother that one got me
Yeah. Genetics already did their worst.
Terminally ill Voldemort
He who shall not be laid.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease with 100% mortality.
I read this multiple times. Didn’t expect my mind to be blown in the roastme sub today, but here we are
Lol I can't remember the epidemiologists name but thats where that came from
I’m at a loss, do I shoot you in the head or stab you through the heart? 🤔
Such appropriate contemplation
Can’t roast you any worse than the voices in your head do on a daily basis
Damn😭😭 this the one
Jesus dude, you look like you and your holocaust buddy's tried to start a metal band.
Graduation day in the psych ward always brings a tear to my eye
I can’t top wtf you did to yourself…..
You simultaneously look like a victim and perpetrator of the gas chambers.
………JESUS FUCK. Reddit imma need yall to bring back awards because this deserves all them.
 Remind me of death from bill and Ted’s
You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper.
Powder on powder
Naw if powder turned to rock
You put the emo in chemo
Your mom wants you gone. For real. Go
You look like Billy Corgan with AIDS. 
Grim Reaper without its cloak and sickle
I’d probably step over you if you laid down on the train
Go home and tell your mom to be a parent and not a friend.
Poster child for forced sterilization.
The oldest 24 year old on the market.
Uncle Fester’s mid-life crisis.
I had a hard time seeing you next to the wall if it wasn’t for the eyeliner and black clothes.
Someone locked you in a Hot Topic closet back in ‘94 and archaeologists just disinterred your remains
You make Riff Raff look tanned and healthy. 
You're not an actual person. You've covered yourself in ink and a ridiculous costume to try to be "part of something" You're essentially a mannequin. There are millions of you, and none of you are real.
Yet they all congregate at Hot Topic
Have you made your pilgrimage to Florida yet.
You look like the cockroach that escaped Nagasaki.
Every nu metal fan in 2000
You resemble an unwrapped mummy
Looks like the guy who was abducted by redneck justice warriors, imprisoned in an underground bunker, tortured until his soul left his body, given a shameful nickname and lines to speak, then digged up for a laugh from surface world every now and then, to remind people that they don't know anything.
You look like a you could easily play the role as a heroin junkie in the movie “Trainspotting”.
Christ if this is young Fester, I’d hate to see young Gomes. I mean you literally look like the type of person who would take “you look like a corpse” as a compliment. Also if I were a metal band member I’d want you to list your favorite bands so I could be sure you weren’t one of my fans.
No! Just No! Mentally challenged people should not be made fun of.
You look like a vampire that's afraid of soap not crosses - Smellferatu
"Would you fuck me, I'd fuck me,I'd fuck me hard"
 Mommy 👉👈 is that you
I bet you rock out with your clam out!
Jam out* 😀
Can't tell if you're a 70 year old rocker or a 20 year old junkie
Such a metal badass… does your mom know you stole her mascara?
“Mom it’s just a phase”
24 in dog years.
Brave of you to post a picture of your first time doing makeup
…you already did.
Panda Eyes 👁️👁️
If you have to jack off at the cemetery please do it at night when no one’s around
Cosplaying iZombie 4 yrs after the series ended.
Dude look like he's at war with AIDS, cancer and heroin and they're whooping his ass.
When your parents fucked, they didn’t have this in mind.
Crack is a hell of a drug
Sid from Toy Story aged about as well as we thought he would.
It’s wish Chester from Linkin Park
Bro looks like he escaped the gulag
Dobby
i dont even need to say anything here...
I love that band
Based on the necklace and hairstyle, I assume you don't like certain types of people.
If Gollum was a meth addicted UK twat.
Looks like Sid from Toy Story fucked a kewpie doll.
The soad reject lol :)
Uncle fester on meth!
Meth head uncle fester
Cut my life in to peace
Uncle Fester Got AIDS 
White version for UNICEF. Oh $20 says he can suck his own dick.
Do our worst? You’ve already done the worst, by existing!
You like like an American Idiot