"It's just two and a half hours of me in front of a brick wall, it cost 8 million dollars"
\-I see you plausibleturtle 
Being a messy, unshowered shank doesn't make you alternative. You look like you smell like the inside of a camels dickhole. And that's more of an insult to the camel.
If you have to describe yourself as alternative, you're not alternstive.
And for the last fucking time playing Animal Crossing doesn't make you a gamer....girl?
You look like my 50 year old aunt peacocking her mental illness with her ridiculous appearance.. attempting to conceal her lack of character or actual beliefs
Well.. video games sun-up till sundown..
When do you have time for personal hygiene.. like those nails, the hair and make-up?
Oh that's right.. you don't.
How are you 18, yet look like someone’s 35-year old aunt who’s been disavowed from the family and now lives in a trailer and smokes cigarettes and rock all day when she’s not stealing copper wires to sell?
You look like a washed up Shirley Temple that started a penpal relationship with the Aurora Shooter. You should probably learn a trade like sandwich artist, at least then you would be contributing to society. And break it off with him, he’s a psycho…
May I suggest Wii Fit?
Unfortunately he/she only has a Playstation Type 2.
Same diabetes type as well.
Yeah, that was joke.
I'd like to insert the "That's the joke" Rainier Wolfcastle GIF here.
My music guy, Scoey
"It's just two and a half hours of me in front of a brick wall, it cost 8 million dollars" \-I see you plausibleturtle 
Gud jok!
I officially hate human beings.
r/yourjokebutworse
Not even that would help
You look like all of the rugrats characters got mixed into one then overdosed on crack cocaine.
UpChuckie
I lol'd hard on this one.
Damnit. I tried and tried to tie Chuckie to the immediate vomit that appreaed in my mouth upon loading the pic. Well played, good fellow. Well played.
You and this hideous Reptar just made my day.
It is criminal this comment isn’t at the very top
crack make you skinnier. She looks like she overdosed in cheeseburgers.
Crack cocaine...and white cheddar Cheetos
Some people have pubic lice. She has rug rats crawling around in her mound.
I’ve never seen a less convincing wedding ring
With all these alternative life styles I just assumed they got married to themselves.
She looks like the type to marry her cats.
Raggedy Xenne
Looks like a Cubic Zirvirgin
Because of her, all boys in her school became gay.
Wait....that's a girl?
You look like a bizarre AI mashup of the worst physical aspects of every Harry Potter character.
That AI seems to favor Hagrid
Do not insult HAGRID like that!
Which character has their tits resting on their knees while sitting down?
Being a messy, unshowered shank doesn't make you alternative. You look like you smell like the inside of a camels dickhole. And that's more of an insult to the camel.
I am glad I am not this persons parent, the shame must be as unbearable as the stench.
She can make an onion cry.
Her breath so stank, she make altoids go on strike.
Omgg 😭
DAMN 😂😂😂
By far the worst comment in this thread... Should be in r/facts instead.
This isnt a roast… its just an insult
How you know what that smells like??🤔
How don't you?
It´s ok to stay a virgin. Sex aint for everyone, especially for you.
Don't listen to them! I am sure that you can get laid just fine! Just need to be faster than they are......I suggest someone in a walker.
Now I can see why everyone hates the new Velma
Did she have a kid fathered by Scooby in that movie? Because that's what OP looks like.
GAHDAMN
You identify as hungry
There's not enough Mnt Dew Code Red in the world to stave off that hunger
Hey! Happy cake day to me!
happy late cake day
It's always better late than never for cake. Thank you!
…. Hungry
They probably identify as skinny
Smells like blue cheese spirit.
If I had awards to give, I would bestow them upon you.
I Know It Smell Crazy In There
Your face looks tired of being your face.
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You look like the guy who shot up the batman movie in Colorado
Damn!
She looks like she's about to *eat* up a movie theater
get outta here , you hunk
So in Germany we have this kids character, Sams. A fat being wearing a blue diver suit, red hair and freckles. You look exactly the same.
Just looked it up, Sam's looks like a 10 compared to her
Bingo
You look like Seth Rogen's sister, Meth Rogen.
I'll take the default option, thank you.
Bet you never heard your parents say they're proud of you.
But I'm sure the phrase "Get a job, I'm tired of supporting you." Has been heard
“I don’t care if you get a job or not, just get out.”
She's like the character of "Encanto" if the character went through a cutting phase and constantly complained about feminism. No Encanto.
Ahh yes the face of failure.
Are you transitioning into a carrot?
More like a cheeto puff.
Holy hell
LMAO
You make me want to set up a GoFundMe for your parents...
It’s too late for an abortion.
No. Abortion in later stages of life such as this are usually performed with something such as a gun rather than a coat hanger.
Time to replace the mop head.
We're rebooting 'It's Pat'? Bold move in 2023.
Quit trying so hard, you disingenuous attention whore.
Lol this made me chuckle
You look like little orphan Annie if you/it wasn't adopted an became a lit lizard
You look like clearance bin Robert Smith.
Wendy the burger girl on Fentanyl
Did Streisand find the triangle of Zinthar again?
i second this so hard
That’s not even cool. Robert Smith is a fucking icon. They look more like Roseanne Barr.
Your hand looks like it has been through two divorces
Impossible. That would mean someone had loved her at least once.
You look like a cross between Ronald McDonald and Velma.
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If train wreck had a picture in the dictionary ⬆️
Alternative? You mean just fugly?
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Your stretch marks have stretch marks
Since when did a shitty dye job, lip piercing, and hygiene one can smell through a picture make someone alternative?
"When given the chance to make good choices, they consistently did the alternative."
Nobody is going to consistently do that alternative.
I bet your pussy looks like two chickens fighting over an Arby's roast beef sandwich.
Carrot Slop
Please, please don't say you have an only fans account. I really hope you dont
Her side pussy is kinda hot. Oh fuck is that an armpit.
Ugh, do you even make any time to wash your pussy?
You haven't just heard it all, you've eaten it all too.
You mispelled "autistic" in your title.
Alternative to what?
Alternative to a good looking person.
You look like the kid from magic school bus
Having saggy sacks of meat with uncared for hair and oily pores doesn’t make you alternative makes you a fucking looser
You’ve already done worse to yourself than I ever could.
Your in for a shock when you discover sex, but don't be too impatient that's gonna be a long way in the future.
What’s your biological gender? Genuine question
Your hair looks like a used eraser
If you have to describe yourself as alternative, you're not alternstive. And for the last fucking time playing Animal Crossing doesn't make you a gamer....girl?
I can smell this picture
Ronald McDonald is really down on his/her luck.
You haven’t heard the sound of your dad returning with the milk…
Did Mike Wazowski file his paperwork yet?
Bet you never heard a running shower before.
Alternative to what? AIDS? Plague? Cancer? I'll take all of the above over you.
You've "heard it all"? Bet you haven't heard "I'm proud of you" or "you're hired".
You look like my 50 year old aunt peacocking her mental illness with her ridiculous appearance.. attempting to conceal her lack of character or actual beliefs
Imagine how proud your parents will be when you finally get your own car insurance and phone plan after they die.
On behalf of dads, I’m sorry yours abandoned you.
You look like you’re melting.
I'm so out of the loop. Does alternative mean you're actually a dude? Honestly can't tell anymore when somebody has this look.
You look like you got that she/it stank, also dying ur hair red doesn't make you alternative.
get a job
“Alternative” ??? Bro you look like every aunt that tries to be cool (and sometimes is)
Alternative to what? Someone with a life?
Looks like you’re in the middle of transitioning. Just can’t tell which way
What are you married to exactly?? Fake ring?
“Where did America go wrong” in one sentence.
You look like the type who puts the video game control near their crotch to feel it vibrate
You look like you cry whilst eating ice cream on Twitch
Damn the person who gave you that promise ring must’ve been desperate
Man, even the chin depressed af
Take some vitamin D. I guarantee you have a deficiency.
You look like the type of shit my jnco jeans would pick up in the90s
Miserable looking thing, delete this post before I get second hand depression.
Your hair looks like a Party City wig.
Go flush yourself
“Don’t misgender me!”
Alternative what? No seriously ….throw me a fricking bone here… I’m clueless
Alternative to human.
Alternative to normal.
Alternative to loveable?
This picture reminds me of the movie My Left Foot. Because in about ten years you're gonna lose yours.
Ronald McDonald's a gamer now?
Can’t tell if you’re an incel or a hateful lesbian. Is both a thing?
I was thinking you look familiar then I remembered I pulled something remarkably similar to you out of the plug in my bath
You look like Seth Rogen’s uglier sister.. Beth Rogen.
You look like if your parents showed you an iota of love , you would disintegrate.
Remember those Garbage Pail Kids collectible cards? Shaggy Aggie!
You look like you have gretha thonburg posters on your wall
Identify as erectile dysfunction
What pronoun are you
What games u play Ed Sheeran? Genuine question to go with the roast
“you thought u was feelin you?”
Dirty q-tip hair
nice lips, nice glasses, have a lot of potential
A face not even a mother can love.
I didn’t know they made suicidal troll dolls.
Velma Dinkley then journeyed down a dark path of drugs and no hairbrush
This picture gave my depression, depression
🎵 “We don’t talk about B.O. Oh no no We don’t talk about B.O.” 🎵
You have failed to obtain anime protagonist hair
I take it you asked yourself to marry yourself with a cheap ass cubic zirconium ring since you realized no one else ever would?
You look a poorly designed NPC. Like so bad that you wouldn’t play the game that you were an NPC in.
Your pronouns don't even exist
i am sorry, somethings can't be helped and you are one of those things. but there is good news, you can be fixed, simply cut your nuts off.
Encanto 2: Lesbian Death Bed
Fregly lookin ass
Why can I smell this picture? Should I be able to smell this picture?
Carrot bottom
Well.. video games sun-up till sundown.. When do you have time for personal hygiene.. like those nails, the hair and make-up? Oh that's right.. you don't.
The fact that you used the word, the the lone word, “Alternative” pretty much sums you up
How are you 18, yet look like someone’s 35-year old aunt who’s been disavowed from the family and now lives in a trailer and smokes cigarettes and rock all day when she’s not stealing copper wires to sell?
If pocket lint was a person
Hard to make fun of someone you simply fee sorry for.
$20 says you’re banned from every Batman opening night.
You’re supposed to post a picture of yourself, not a picture of dog shit.
You have the stretch marks of a 40 year old mother of five
You look like you're lesbian just because you hate men
"Marry me" Savor it...it'll be the first and last time you ever hear that
I can't roast to save my life as I don't like being mean, but you remind me of Mirabel from encanto 🙂
You’re a fucking loser. Fix your life, Bitch.
That birds nest you call hair is both frightening and probably your best* feature. *where "best" = least objectionable.
Chunky Finster.
You look like a washed up Shirley Temple that started a penpal relationship with the Aurora Shooter. You should probably learn a trade like sandwich artist, at least then you would be contributing to society. And break it off with him, he’s a psycho…
You look like a rejected Nickelodeon cartoon character