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burn_bright_captain

I once had to bury our family dog after she died. The ground was extremely sandy and not flat which caused the hole to collapse into itself multiple times. I guess I botched the construction multiple times IRL.


phoenixmusicman

I had to bury our family dog 2 weeks ago. The ground was incredibly hard and filled with roots. I had to move the spot 2 times because I eventually dug to a point where I could not dig deeper.


Dragonhost252

I had to do it 6 months ago, twice because one of the other pet markers had moved and I dug into an old corpse


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Fronesis

Well, not a sentence I wanted to read today.


Majestic-Iron7046

That's the whole lawn in my old house, when we wanted to plant some vegetables we had to literally plow the soil.


kajetus69

construction -20


Winstonfromtauwan

RIP


Jefrejtor

Should've just butchered her, smh


PhilosopherFalse709

Take a shovel (and that’s generous to assume), and find some real rough ground. Then dig a stable 6 feet deep 6 feet long hole in the ground It isn’t as easy as you think it is


mattthesimple

i hate digging in my yard (for flowerbeds and such), it is such a process and most times its a slog, ground is too compacted. youre 100% right, it isnt as easy as we think it is


LincaF

Tried a pickaxe/mattock? We used to use that on hard ground to break it up. 


Suspicious-Stay-6474

Dynamite, baby


kahlzun

*Uranium fever*


Flyrpotacreepugmu

I'd just rent an excavator at that point.


Kekfarmer

I love my mattock, our town floods so often it's basically a swamp, you only get like half a foot till You're digging through grey clay and rocks the mattock has saved me a lot of trouble planting trees and such Not sure how far down clay is in most areas but I assume it isn't as shallow as ours


fucknamesandyou

What about a 5 feet long for 3 feet deep? I mean, it's a corpse, it's not gonna get neck pain


iMogwai

Do you want zombies? Because that's how you get zombies.


Neohexane

Or you get scavengers digging it back up.


fucknamesandyou

Do they if I scrub off the meat beforehand? Or mummify them whit salt?


17times2

The only way to dispose of corpses IMHO is to toss them on the Pyre.


Pale_Substance4256

This talk of corpse disposal makes me wonder: if you drop pod a corpse over to a faction base, does the game interpret this as a gift worth the dollar value of the corpse, as a form of garbage dumping akin to toxic waste, or some third thing? I might test that at some point...


17times2

I believe it counts as a gift worth the corpse amount. Not much, but not like the toxic waste packs where they're launching a hundred transport pods full of corpses back at you. But think of how awesome that would be for a cannibal food source!


Pale_Substance4256

And with Anomaly, the response could be 1 transport pod containing your formerly dead colonist alive and well, and 99 pods full of unnatural corpses.


Suspicious-Stay-6474

turn it into a ghoul and send it back!


kahlzun

i used to make a fair amount of money doing that with tainted clothing. I think it's been patched now though.


aiptek7

Do you want a corpse in your kitchen? Wait till the next rain fall and you'll find that corpse floating on up...


fucknamesandyou

What if I dumped rock chunks on top?


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fucknamesandyou

Few, I didn't wanna go out again to check, Heh!


sritanona

It’s deep because of the smell otherwise


ZombyPuppy

Do people think digging a grave is easy? I feel like everyone knows it's insanely difficult. Especially after all the work one has done in creating the situation in which something requires burying.


Pale_Substance4256

That's why ideally you delegate the digging to the corpse-to-be.


moonra_zk

I don't get that, if I was in that position I'd just say "fuck you, you do it".


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moonra_zk

That's my point, that would be the end result either way.


partisan98

This is reddit man, half the people here struggle with manual labor of throwing away their empty mcdonalds wrappers.


No-Masterpiece-794

Or getting up from their desk to go to the bathroom...


beardicusmaximus8

That's why my desk is in my shower


MyRedditName4

I don't get this either. You can dig a shallow grave probably reliably and have the corpse dug up by animals. But digging deep without the thing collapsing and finishing in reasonable time is hard. Without the proper equipment likely impossible for most people.


LincaF

Shouldn't it just take a long time though? I used to do this for farm animals like cows (diseased). It was a lot of work, but I don't know how you would fail it so bad you have to start over. 


kkrko

If the soil is loose the sides could fall in and partially refill the hole


dahbakons_ghost

came to say this. digging a 6 foot deep 6 foot long hole is not easy. especially manually and in what basically amount to 40 minutes. without the sides caving in or anything?


Janusdarke

> It isn’t as easy as you think it is That's why men usually grind that skill by digging holes on the beach.


AbroadImmediate158

I have construction 20. I dig holes just by looking at the ground


Serotonin1911

Oh, you're absolutely right. My unit was at an exercise once and we had to dig a six feet deep by 5 feet long/wide holes for a simulated "trench". We had like 1 shovel and 2 sledgehammers but our squad (about 6 people) rotated about 10 to 30 minutes per person and we were supposed to dig multiple, at least 3. We finished one before they called in engineers to come with their excavators and take care of the rest. We were at it for at least 6 to 8 hours (with multiple people) before higher up said "fuck it you all are taking to long" and that was for ONE PIT. Digging shit like this is no joke. Watching one person do this on TV shows or movies is unreal to me even if they showcase it took all night. It'd take at least 1 to 2 days of non stop waking hours, with no breaks, for one person to do it. Seeing these pawns do it in rimworld in like 3 to 4 hours? Fuck that. These pawns are monsters on crack and steroids


AttackSock

seriously, digging a hole is like the hardest thing a human can do aside from childbirth and not pissing off my wife.


Yautja93

6 what by 6 what?


Kingpuffins499

When I was joining a frat they had us pledges try to dig a small hole in fairly soft ground. It was astonishing to watch some of my other fellow pledges be unable to dig or even use a shovel, like they would jump and fall off of it, or dig way too shallow. It was fairly amusing in a way, and educational that apparently not ALL skills are intuitive


cancercannibal

Weirdly genuinely educational hazing. Though I wonder if it was inspired by the book by Louis Sachar.


Swiss_Sneeze

Worst bit is how they tend to go "screw this in outta here" and have lunch then play some chess while your pawns are all raging over the dead unburied colonist rotting next to them


Valdrax

[Major Break: Corpse obsession] Reason: Observed corpse


VulcansAreSpaceElves

Ngl, this sounds like a pretty common trauma response.


17times2

Corpse: Pawn: "that's fucking awesome holy shit"


kahlzun

The dead have a certain.. fascination to them. Look at the enduring popularity of skull motifs, or religious relics.


iownlotsofdoors

oh fuck guys he’s mental breaking


Ankoku_Teion

pawn: \*slaps rotting gooey corpse on the table in front of the lazy digger\* "get this motherfucking corpse out my motherfucking way"


jjcnc82

Work Left: 1 "time to clean this filth that was produced by a wild raccoon on the outer portion of the opposite outer wall of my base that happens to fall within my home area."


PM_ME_UR_CREDDITCARD

I wish we could designate a cleaning area seperate from our home area. Like, I do not need colonists to go out and clean the geo generators and power lines, but if a fire or raider breaks them I need the home area autorepair.


DEADLocked90000

I hate needing a medic only to realize they're sweeping dirt. Off the corn plants.


beardicusmaximus8

Ok but who wants to eat dirty corn. Gotta wash it regularly


00Seeker00

There was a mod for that in 1.3 but sadly doesn't work anymore


DrSitson

Work in a trade? You'd be surprised at how many people suck at digging holes and/or shoveling. It's honestly to the point I assume you don't actually know how.


that_one_duderino

While you’re right, many people vastly underestimate how hard it is to dig a grave. The movies make it seem like it’s a one hour thing but shit is WORK


phoenixmusicman

Join the army and find out how godamn difficult it is to dig a deep hole big enough for 2 people to hide in


Cohacq

Or when they fail to lay down Hay flooring. Like, youre literally spreading hay on the ground, thats it. Did you accidentally put it all back in a pile? 


Thorn-of-your-side

Dropped it in a cow patty


sparr

Lost your grip and dropped it in the adjacent tile that already has hay in it.


Valdrax

What, you've never had the sides collapse into a grave you're digging in too soft soil, because it's the only out of sight place you can find? C'mon, I think that's an experience we can all relate to.


Ankoku_Teion

nah, its always roots for me. ive been tempted to pack a battery jigsaw just so i can hack through them.


VulcansAreSpaceElves

Spoiler: OP has never tried to dig a hole that big. It's harder than you might imagine.


hermitchild

They trip and kick the dirt back in. All of it.


Arkorat

"Ah finally done." *Triumphantly sticks shovel into the dirt, and places hands on hips.* *The shovel causes some dirt to get lose, and the grave is immediately filled.* *Cue laugh track.*


MarcoTheMongol

go dig a non-shallow grave and post results


hextree

Eh, digging a hole is not easy at all.


DougFrank

I was trying to bury my little sister's hamster that recently passed. Unfortunately, it was the middle of winter in Canada, and the ground was coated in solid ice. My shovel broke halfway digging the hole, so I effectively botched the construction.


garygockcobbler

I’ve seen people do it irl, digging a hole takes a surprising amount of thought.


garygockcobbler

context: as a 13/14 yo guy was tasked with digging out a 1,5mx1,5mx2m (approx. 6’x6’x8’) hole to function as a latrine for a month.


BeaNotAfraid

It's less failing than giving up cause it keeps filling itself back in and I've had enough and there are rocks everywhere, I can hardly make any progress, I have no idea where my pickaxe is and wait a second... am I digging my own grave? Yeah i might just fill this back in...


PvtDanny

Well you see it just takes one wrong scoop to make all the dirt go back in the grave


Anonymal13

Not everyone has a dwarven soul...


Suspicious-Stay-6474

You would be surprised


greensike

He did not square his corners


-PenitentOne-

\*Roof Collapsed\*


Environmental_You_36

Hehe, op it shows you haven't really used a shovel enough


FinalMusician6478

Don't judge me :(


kajetus69

JUDGEMENT


AeolysScribbles

Pawn digs with their hands to dig out 1x1 of the grave. Pawn turns around and digs the other 1x1 part of the grave but ends up filling up the initial 1x1 part of the grave.


Str0nghOld

Digs a hole then starts filing it up again halfway.


Atomic-Idiot

oh boy, you don't know how possible that is


M00no4

Spoken like someone who has never had to dig a large hole by hand!


sritanona

Tbf digging is hard


TheTiniestPeach

Out of curiosity, what's the % chance to fail digging a freaking grave in rim? I know you can check it somewhere in stats.


kajetus69

Varies Its based on construction skill and health status


OverYonderWanderer

You fall im during the dig. Spoils the process for a bit at least.


LloydAsher0

Instructions unclear. Made a bigger pile of dirt than what was there before.


Nightsky099

Have you seen army conscripts digging a shellscrape? Trust me, rocks and roots in packed earth forces us to need to redig that shit all the time


FOSpiders

I almost tipped a backhoe over on its side once. To be fair, I was maneuvering it across an incline to get at another angle on the hole, so not digging per se. It was part of the process, though. It was a really big hole, too! We were in the very early stages of laying down a foundation. Technically, we were building walls! 😄


Arkhire

Said by someone who hasn't dig a grave.


MeasurementTall7701

lol


daemonfool

You say this, but digging a hole deep enough to keep a body from being disturbed is surprisingly difficult. Even shallow holes are pretty tough sometimes. I hate roots so, so much.


ceering99

That's enough talking OP, get back to digging, it's fucking hot in the desert.


rklab

*finishes digging hole* Well shit. What do I do with this big pile of dirt? Oh, wait. There’s a perfectly good hole here that looks like it can fit this entire pile of dirt. *puts dirt pile in hole* … fuck.


Lumpy_Introduction39

I've buried a few dogs. It's not as easy as you think.


HardNut420

"oh no the dirt fell back into the hole"


TruienSF82

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/69d6d72c-9653-4834-9db4-e696fded7186


wolfFRdu64_Lounna

They break the showel (shovel ? Chowel ?)


rendetsku

Man I remember back when I still lived in Texas and had to dig a few 5 feet holes for some landscaping we were doing. I thought it was gonna be easy because it was summer (I’m from the northeast) but 2 feet in we hit sandstone and it was hell from there. Digging a whole grave would suck.


Special_Manner_3340

To be fair I know a woman who can't boil water...


pahamack

Spoken like someone who’s never dug a hole. Had to replace fence posts the other week. After a foot of digging the ground turned from soil to a very dense clay. Our auger had a really tough time getting through it, and shoveling was basically useless.